Chapter 57: There is no end to the descendants
Seeing that the old man was carrying the noodle man like this, Lu Xiaoding followed him and followed him all the way. She couldn't understand why she didn't sell people to herself, did she still have to pick people?
The old man looked back and saw that she had followed, so he hastened his pace to get rid of her. The children, holding up their faces, also trotted up, and followed the old man closely.
"No, that's too conspicuous." Seeing so many children running after him, the old man also felt that this was too attention-grabbing, so he had to slow down his pace, and said to the children with a smile: "Everyone go back quickly, no matter how beautiful my face is, I can't always follow it." ”
But none of the children spoke, but everyone smiled and continued to follow him, and none of them wanted to leave. And Lu Xiaoding is even more conspicuous than these children, the strangely colored tripod is so big, it is easy to bump into people when he walks in a hurry, attracting the side eyes of countless people.
Finally, the old man couldn't bear to stop, found a corner to put the stall down, looked at Lu Xiaoding and said, "What have you been following me for?" ”
"Noodle buyers." Lu Xiaoding said blankly, isn't this an obvious thing?
"I only take gold, and the beads are too precious for me to find. You're an immortal master, this kind of thing is just for children, so don't follow me, immortal master. The old man stared at her several more times, but he really couldn't figure out who this girl was.
It turned out that he was afraid of this kind of thing, Lu Xiaoding understood, he must be a wandering stall man, he has seen many monks in other towns, and when he saw that he was carrying a tripod, he thought he was a monk. It's scared, what a poor old man, scared like this.
She smiled kindly: "Don't be afraid, old man, I'm not a monk, although I carry a tripod on my back, I don't know how to spell at all." ”
"Are you coming alone?" The old man breathed a sigh of relief and asked casually.
"Hmm." Lu Xiaoding nodded, then pointed to the dough and said, "Now you can pinch someone for me, just do what I just said, I want two." Jingdou doesn't need to make change, you can use it as a family heirloom. With that, she took a crystal bean and threw it on the box, looking at him with a smile.
The old man paused, what a generous person, a crystal bean is a family heirloom. He didn't want to provoke the monk, but since this guy couldn't get rid of him, and he came out alone, let alone cultivate, he didn't blame himself for being polite.
He took out the dough, looked at Lu Xiaoding's appearance, and pinched it, his skills were skillful, and he quickly pinched out a lifelike villain, and even the tripod he was carrying on his back was pinched out.
"This is your face, cherish it." He stared at Lu Xiaoding's eyes and handed the noodle man over.
It looks like it, Lu Xiaoding is already impatient to see what the senior sister looks like, she took the face and said happily: "It's really like, hurry up and help me pinch the senior sister." ”
Suddenly, she felt as if her head was dizzy, and in an instant it was back to its original state. After blinking his eyes and realizing that there was nothing unusual, he continued to urge: "Don't be stunned, hurry up and pinch it, or I will give you another heirloom?" ”
The old man looked at her with nothing, and his eyes quickly swept over the children, only to see that they were still smiling, looking at him with a face. If you look closely, you will see that these children's eyes are a little dull, but their behavior is not stiff.
"What's wrong with you?" Seeing that he didn't pinch it, Lu Xiaoding asked with concern.
"It's okay, I'm a little uncomfortable today and I'm leaving, your senior sister's wait for tomorrow to pinch it." The old man didn't expect that he would miss this time, this woman is not simple, the soul extraction method has failed, and she can't lose consciousness and follow him. Now he just wants to send Lu Xiaozai away, and he can't let her find out that those children are abnormal.
When Lu Xiaoding heard this, he immediately said enthusiastically: "That's right, I can cure the disease, let me help you see what kind of disease you have." As long as you take my medicine, you will be able to get rid of the disease and strengthen your body without disease. ”
"Huh?" It turned out to be a doctor who could see a doctor, and the old man hurriedly said: "No need, I have never gotten such a precious thing as a crystal bean, so I am a little excited, just go home and rest." ”
"Oh, I see." Lu Xiaoding nodded suddenly in realization, sure enough, this kind of place is all mortals, and it is rare to see Jingdou.
The old man really wanted to find a stone to kill him, he actually said such a poor and sour thing, he took a deep breath, and wanted the girl to leave quickly, "I'm sorry, I'm really tired today, I can't pinch people anymore." I'm sorry, I'll go back first. ”
"It's okay, be careful, do you want me to send you back?" Lu Xiaoding began to play her daily good deeds, after all, it was her own crystal beans that made the old man excited, if she let the other party die of excitement, wouldn't it be a bad thing.
"No, I can still walk, the immortal master should hurry up and get busy." The old man really wanted to kick her in the face, why is he so thick-skinned, hurry away.
After Lu Xiaoding confirmed that he was okay and could go home by himself, he told him to be careful, and then turned around and left with the noodle.
The old man quickly picked up the box, and wanted to get out of here, away from this inexplicable girl. As soon as he took a few steps, an angry roar came from behind him, "Stop, you bad guys!" ”
This sound was like a thunderbolt from the sky, he almost fled, and when he looked back, he immediately wanted to curse. Lu Xiaoding came back again, grabbed a little boy in his hand, and scolded menacingly: "I didn't see that the old man was uncomfortable and wanted to go home, and you continued to follow him, there was really no tutor at all." ”
As she spoke, she snatched the noodle from the little boy's hand, threw it on the ground, and overthrew the child to the ground as she could.
"Don't!" The old man cried out, but it was too late, and the little boy sat up from the ground with a grunt, and looked around with a blank face. After being stunned for a few breaths, he suddenly burst into tears, shouting that his mother ran away.
Lu Xiaoding still held his hands and snorted without stopping, "Sure enough, it is the age when cats and dogs are tired of dogs, and I don't know if I don't fight." And a few of you, I'm going to beat you up if you pestering the old man any longer! ”
The old man wanted to cry without tears, and when he saw that she still wanted to catch up with the other seven children, he quickly stopped her, "No, how can you beat a child!" ”
"But they always follow you, and I have to follow you home, I'm not worried about you." Lu Xiaoding pointed to those children and said, she felt that these children were too cheeky, and they could even laugh at this time.
"Okay, can you send me home?" The old man decided that even if he attracted the monks behind her, he would take her away. Otherwise, the other children will have to be driven away by her, this is her first mission, and if she can't complete it, she will definitely be scolded to death by her senior brother.
Hearing him say this, Lu Xiaoding pouted and said, "Didn't you just say that you don't want me to help, you can go back?" ”
Obviously, he was so enthusiastic about himself just now, and he asked her to send him home and even said such a thing, the old man endured beating her heart, covered his chest and pretended to be weak and snorted, "I suddenly don't feel well now, I want to ask you to send me home, and then help me diagnose and see what the disease is." ”
"Well, since you've begged me so, I'll reluctantly agree. Then I'll help you get rid of these kids first, it's an eyesore. Lu Xiaoding had a smile on her face that couldn't be hidden, which made people a little inexplicable and didn't understand what she was happy about, beating the child or helping the old man go home? To make her so happy.
"No, I'm going to be upset if you do this. There are also children who often come to my house to play, they are used to it, and you will understand what they love to go to. "Take a few more children, and he'll really have an outbreak, that's the last piece of advice.
Lu Xiaoding didn't expect such a kind old man, and said with a sigh: "You will definitely live a long life, and when I send you home, I will give you some good pills." After eating, don't look at your hair and beard now, it's no problem to have a few more big fat boys, and you can handle it by marrying ten big girls. ”
The corners of the old man's mouth twitched, and he said speechlessly: "I can't afford it." ”
"Just let them go out and be noodle people, such beautiful noodle people must be very good." Lu Xiaoding preached whimsically, she felt that what she liked, others must also like it.
The poor old man had to cover his chest and pretend to be uncomfortable, and seven children followed him in the buttocks. And Lu Xiaoding, who said that he was going to send him home, walked beside him, and he had no intention of helping him get things, but was interested in helping him arrange his future life.
"Next year you can have another fat boy, maybe two in your life, and then when they are older, you can be a noodle person. You can have a dozen or twenty sons, and there will be many sons who can sell noodles, and after making money, when the boys grow up, they will marry wives and have grandchildren, and then they will sell noodles. She paused at this point, and exclaimed enviously: "Old man, you are going to grow big!" ”
The old man looked up at her deeply, and had scolded her hundreds of times in his heart. What kind of sect or family can teach such a fool, find out where she came from in a while, and find an opportunity to destroy her, I can't stand her!
Before they knew it, they had walked out of the small city, and had been walking along the main road, but the old man led the way and took a few turns before going down the path. Lu Xiaoding was not tired of following him at all, but felt that those children had too amazing perseverance in order to play, and they were not tired after walking for so long.
"Here we are." Just as she admired the children, the old man suddenly stopped and threw the box he was carrying on the ground.
Lu Xiaoding looked around, this is a flat land surrounded by two hills, full of green weeds, and there is not even a thatched hut. She frowned, and then said: "There is no house, just use the sky and the ground as a bed, your family is too poor!" ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw the old man holding three wooden sticks with a string of noodles in his fingers and pierced it, and shouted angrily: "Give me death, I'm fed up with you!" ”
"Huh?"