On Monday night, after my dad returned to the hotel, I did something very important.

That is, taking the signed panties I got from Amy and handwashing them three times over and over again.

In this way, even if I give it to Director Cao, there won't be any taste of my sister left on it, and the smell on top of my head, right?

I was so reluctant in my heart! Damn it! It's not that I have any quirk of collecting my sister's underwear.,It's to give my sister's underwear to others.,Let my brother's fist love sister's heart.,It's like it's torn!

Bastard! Bastard! Weishenme didn't make enough money with Shu Zhe's original underwear, but wanted to use her sister's underwear to pay off the debt of 20,000 yuan!

Wait, it seems that there is a mistake in the logical relationship, and if I hadn't planned to pay it back, then I wouldn't have thought about Amy's panties at all, let alone ended up with it.

Between selling my sister's panties to Director Cao's avid fan, and I left my underwear for collection, it seems that the latter is more perverted!

I can swear to Sun Yat-sen, the father of the nation: As Amy's brother, my love for my sister is different! Often! Pure! Clean! Target! I would never hide my sister's panties under the bed and use them to do something inappropriate at some inappropriate times! Just! While! Ahh

Of course, in order to prevent me from doing such a beastly thing when I was mentally controlled by aliens, I should transfer this underwear to Director Cao as soon as possible.

Although there is no guarantee that Director Cao will put the panties on his head for the first time, or even do what Lolita fans will do, but originally this underwear, Amy may not necessarily wear it on her body, and then I put it on my head covered in stinky sweat, and now I have washed it three times with laundry detergent, which should be not much different from a new pair of underwear.

I didn't dare to hang this underwear on the balcony, first, it was getting late and there was no sun, and second, if Xu Tianming verbally said that he repented, in fact, it became worse, and then came to steal my hard-earned underwear, wouldn't I want to cry without tears?

So, use a hair dryer to carefully dry the panties.

After being blown by the hot wind of the hair dryer, the little panties feel warm in my hand, is it possible that the panties that have just been taken off Amy's body can reach a similar temperature?

Huh? What do you think! Recite the Paramita Heart Sutra a hundred times for me! I can only have the idea of loving and taking care of my sister, and other delusions are all forbidden!

By the way, I should make sure that all the residual smell has been washed away, right? Make sure that Director Cao gets the same thing as the new panties taken out of the store shelves in addition to Amy's signature!

After putting my underwear close to my face and sniffing it under my nose for a second, I suddenly woke up - Nima, what are you doing! You're sniffing your sister's panties! Although only the smell of laundry detergent remains, this behavior alone has already touched the line!

In response to the fact that Japan has crossed the ocean, more and more sister control comics, animations and games, netizens have given the male protagonist a nickname called "Sister Demon", I can't embark on this road of loss!

Pull back the cliff, put the underwear in the water and wash it again, and then dry it with a hair dryer, and put the backlog of inventory at home, some bamboo charcoal bag giveaways that claim to have a strong attraction to the smell, and disassemble many and put them around the underwear, so it was adsorbed overnight.

The next morning, I didn't have to go for a routine run at Dongshan Lake, so I called Director Cao while doing push-ups with one hand on the floor.

Although he was awakened early in the morning, he found out that it was me and immediately cheered up.

"Little leaf! You called me so early, could it be Miss Emily's panties......"

I replied a little angrily, "Yes! I've got it! You take your bank card and drive to my house to get it! By the way, send me to school, too! ”

Director Cao agreed, and it didn't take long for him to come downstairs to my house.

Director Cao's car is a goose-yellow van, and it is said that the car he bought is convenient for transporting shooting props, and secondly, if he shoots ** in the future, it is also more spacious to play in the car.

After receiving the little pink and white panties with Amy's English signature and lace that I handed over to him with painful love, Director Cao was grateful and knelt down for me in the living room of my house.

"I recognize this signature! It's really Miss Emily's handwriting! You didn't lie to me! Since there is a signature...... Didn't it be stolen, it was given to you by Miss Emily! ”

I said, "Anyway, it's Amy for her number one fan, I think you're also quite fanatical, since you're willing to pay out even 20,000 yuan, it's not impossible to transfer it to you......"

Director Cao bowed to me a few times with gratitude before he got up from the ground and handed me the bank card.

Then he took out a gilded box, opened the lid, and put Amy's panties, carefully placed on the black velvet.

Director Cao clenched his fists and swore:

"Such a precious giveaway, I will live up to the name of Lolitcon, treat it as an heirloom, and pass it on from generation to generation!"

, isn't this Xiaoqin's line! You are a dead fat man, don't rob the heroine's mantra!

I watched Director Cao close the gold box, like a miser holding a gold ingot, looking left and right suspiciously, afraid that someone would come to rob him. The thought of what was in the box filled my heart with a bad taste.

"Director Cao, your box looks quite expensive!" I was speechless and wanted to divert my attention.

"Of course!" Director Cao said proudly, "It cost me more than 10,000 yuan!" How rude it is to use a box of less than 10,000 yuan to hold Miss Emily's panties! ”

Hmph, anyway, it's not your own money that is spent, but the money of the nouveau riche investor, and you don't feel distressed, do you?

After Director Cao drove me to school, I went to two classes in a distraught, and suddenly remembered that I should have brought Shu Zhe's bikini thong, and I forgot to bring it, so I had to delay the delivery.

After doing radio gymnastics, I climbed out of the back wall of the school and found a bank around the corner during the morning recess. (The reason why I went after doing radio exercises was that I didn't dare to run away again, otherwise the squad leader's eyes would have frozen me) Standing in front of the ATM, I dialed the phone number of Commissioner Wang of the Express Company.

"Mr. Ye, do you need any of our services?" Commissioner Wang was as professional as ever and polite as ever.

I blamed myself a little, and at the same time said with a little pride:

"Last time, I said that I would return the 20,000 yuan to Ai Shuqiao, and I'm ready!"

"Prepare 20,000 yuan a month?" Commissioner Wang was a little uneasy, he knew that I was only a junior high school student.

"Yes, it's all moving bricks, and there are also water army posts on the Internet to earn money, those five cents and five cents of change, piled up in a room!"

I joked with Commissioner Wang, trying to forget that the 20,000 yuan was exchanged for my sister's underwear.

Commissioner Wang laughed professionally, "Mr. Ye, you are so humorous, so you called to consult, how should you transfer the money?" ”

"yes!" I said angrily, "If I don't hurry away, maybe I'll have a casual meal and I'll spend it!" ”

In fact, it won't be used to invite people to dinner anyway, it's equivalent to eating your sister's underwear! How do you make me swallow!

Under the guidance of Commissioner Wang, I temporarily transferred 20,000 yuan to Yuntong Company through a special intermediary account with no handling fee.

Suddenly my body was relaxed, and I felt that I had cut off a little contact with Ai Shuqiao's zuihou, and I would fight with her in the future, and there would be no trace of mother-son friendship.

"Mr. Ye, I have received your transfer, and I will process it together with Ms. Ai Shuqiao's credit card tax refund at the end of this month. At that time, the details of this part of the payment will be reflected on the documents...... By the way, you can also add a postscript within six Chinese characters, do you need me to add a postscript for you? ”

I thought about it for a moment and sneered: "Then, just add the words 'Broken Wine' to me!" ”

"I'm sorry, what are those three words?" Commissioner Wang is certainly not a fan of martial arts novels.

"It's Qiao Feng's wine in Juxianzhuang, and the heroes of the rivers and lakes who besieged him." I said, "If you don't know, you can look it up on the Internet." ”

"I've found it." Commissioner Wang said that his efficiency is quite high.

"Let me confirm with you that this payment will be sent to Ms. Ai Shuqiao's residence at the end of the month in the form of a cheque along with the tax refund form, and the words 'Judgment Wine' are on the postscript, is there any error in my restatement?"

"No mistake, Commissioner Wang, you can do it, I'm in a good mood now."

After saying a never-ending sentence, I hung up the phone with a smile.

After going back to campus over the wall and informing Shu Zhe that I didn't bring him bikini thongs and had to postpone the delivery of the "coriander stuffed buns", he said very unhappily:

"Everyone promised him!"

After that, I realized that I used the exclusive name of a woman, and I was embarrassed and angry and told me not to forget to bring it tomorrow, so I threw a piece of gum into my mouth and walked away in a chic manner.

The way he chewed gum reminded me that I had a new business for him to blow up balloons! Why don't you let him come to my house for the next two days, and let him blow up the balloons while he takes his underwear!

But I didn't think about exactly when it would be convenient, so I could only put it for the time being.

Lunch was eaten with Xiaoqin in the snack street, and Xiong Yaoyue, who happened to bump into her, came over to rub a fish steak, but she also invited me to drink a bottle of Yousan ru.

After returning to the teaching building after dinner, Xiong Yaoyue said to Xiaoqin, "Do you want to go to the bathroom together?" It seems that because Xiong Yaoyue criticized the squad leader and asked the squad leader not to break up Ye Lin and his lover, Xiaoqin had a good impression of Xiong Yaoyue, and the two went together.

As for me, as soon as I returned to the classroom of the second (3rd) class of junior high school, I found a great event.

The loudspeaker watched the online video with his mobile phone, let out a hearty laugh, and beckoned the squad leader to come and watch it.

"Squad leader, squad leader! You see! These two people are playing with their panties on their heads! It seems that the underwear thief and his accomplices have divided the spoils unevenly, and they are fighting in the alley! ”

"As a result, it was photographed by the residents of the nearby building with their mobile phones, and put it on the Internet for everyone to see, named "Top of the Head Panty, Miracle Heroes", and the click rate soared all the way, and it was the first soon!"

"Although the faces of the two of them are not clear,But one of them,Wearing the school uniform of Qingzi School Park!"