【499】 Hell's Kitchen

After scaring the beggar away, I just wanted to comfort Gong Caicai, but I couldn't help but get a heavy punch in the back.

Annoyed and angry, I thought it was the beggar's accomplice who came to trouble me, but when I looked back, it was Xiong Yaoyue who ran over with a schoolbag on her back.

"Hey, you're the first to go!" Xiong Yaoyue scolded with a smile, "I saw someone bullying Caicai from a distance, and I plan to come over to show it!" ”

Gong Caicai has a certain fear of Xiong Yaoyue's "kindness", after all, she is bullied too much on weekdays.

"Ye Lin, and Xiao Xiong, xiexie, you ......"

Gong Caicai thanked us very politely.

"Call me Pooh!" Xiong Yaoyue quickly corrected.

"Good, good, good...... Winnie the Pooh ...... "Gong Caicai was so frightened that she stammered.

At this time, the No. 19 bus waiting for Gong Caicai came, and she bent down to thank us again, and then followed the crowd in line to get on the bus.

"The eldest lady actually squeezes the bus every day!" Seeing the No. 19 bus disappearing, Xiong Yaoyue complained in place, "What do Gong Caicai's parents think?" If I have such a baby daughter, not only do I have to pick up and drop off by car every day, but I also have to have two bodyguards with big shoulders and round waists! ”

Each family has its own method of education, and I have also heard that there is a husband and wife who are obviously multimillionaires, but they rent a house and live in a foreign country, creating a false impression that the family is very poor, and it is not until the son is admitted to university that he tells the truth - Gong Caicai knows that the family is not poor, okay?

"In addition, there are more and more beggars in Dongshan City, there are in the subway, on the overpass, and at the station...... More than 80% are shoddy and counterfeit! Xiong Yaoyue said angrily, "I asked you for money and said it was for food, but you took him to a restaurant, and he didn't go, especially like to pester single women, the police should really arrest them all!" ”

It seems that in addition to Gong Caicai, there are other girls in the second (3rd) class of junior high school who have been forcibly begged by beggars, so Xiong Yaoyue is very indignant.

I asked Xiong Yaoyue what she was doing here if she didn't go home after school, and she replied that because Amy had made an appointment with her to go to the zoo tomorrow to see the pandas, she came over to see which bus was more convenient.

Huh? Only the zoo in the center of Dongshan City has pandas, and it is still temporarily rented from the Beijing Zoo, so wouldn't Amy and Xiong Yaoyue go to a zoo with me and Xiaoqin tomorrow?

"Looking at the license plate a little, it seems that there is no direct bus from my house to the zoo!" Xiong Yaoyue said worriedly, "If I go to Amy's place tonight to borrow a night, and tomorrow morning I will take a special car to the zoo together, it will be great!" It's a pity that it's not easy for my parents to deal with ......."

"That's right! Ye Lin, do me a favor! Xiong Yaoyue slapped my shoulder with her fist, "I called my parents and said that I was doing homework with my classmates and would not go home at night, so you gave me a proof, just say that I live in your house!" ”

"Hey, if I say that, your parents will come to the door and beat me!"

“weishenme?”

"Still ask me weishenme? I'm a boy! You don't go home at night, you still live in a boy's house, you want to make your parents angry! ”

"Oops!" Xiong Yaoyue knocked on her forehead, "I forgot that you weren't a again!" It's all because PHS said when he was eating, you went to give Captain Guo Songtao a farewell reception yesterday, and you cried and cried, so I can't figure out your sexual orientation again......"

Where did PHS get the news! Spread rumors for me! Who cried and cried!

"Then, Ye Lin, you have to trouble a little more, please ask Xiaoqin to help me make this proof~" Xiong Yaoyue folded her hands and begged me, "Xiaoqin seems to listen to you very much, you ask her to help me fool my parents, I won't treat you badly in the future!" ”

After thinking about it for a while, he felt that this matter was irrelevant, so he greeted Xiaoqin for Xiong Yaoyue, and Xiaoqin readily agreed.

However, she still asked Xiong Yaoyue to answer the phone.

"Pooh, I'll help you with this, and the two of us on the volleyball court on Wednesday were very happy to work together...... But can you stop asking me if I can get the opponent's tricky serve? I said I was just lucky~~~~"

"Okay, I won't ask in the future!" Xiong Yaoyue said quickly, "It's normal for girls to have a little secret, in short, if my parents ask me where I live today, you must help me lie!" ”

After a simple "confession" with Xiaoqin, Xiong Yaoyue returned the phone to me.

"There's a murmur on your phone call!" Xiong Yaoyue pointed out to me.

Indeed, since it failed on one of its charges, the battery has not been fully charged, and recently there has been a murmur of calls - a precursor to bricking! Domestic copycat mobile phones are not powerful! Stability is the biggest weakness!

That neurotic named Fang Xin also said that this Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone could save my life! Now it's almost broken, and it's hard to protect itself! Am I going to carry a broken phone all day long?

Xiong Yaoyue seemed to have just remembered that this Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone had been stuffed into her underwear in an emergency, and when she got up to answer questions, it shook her to the core.

I couldn't help but blush.,Wave to me.,Ran in the direction of Qingzi School Park.。

To be honest, I also kind of want to see Amy, and every time I think about the French chef's craft, I salivate.

But fortunately, I didn't go to Amy's with Xiong Yaoyue that day, because something terrible happened in the VIP building.

The two of them cooked together.

Amy and Xiong Yaoyue are two people.

The so-called dark cuisine ×2 refers to them.

The name of the show "Hell's Kitchen" is simply for the two of them.

The source of the matter is a talk show in the United States, inviting Amy's successor in Lolita's heart - "Pisces Sisters" as a guest, the evil program of the American imperialists has always liked to stir up contradictions, so the host asked the sisters what they thought of the "old-timer" Amy.

As a result, they laughed at Amy's allergic physique, and said that an excellent chef like a French chef would be a full-time chef for Amy, and according to reliable sources, Amy's own cooking skills were terrible, and Amy's villa was burned when Amy tried to fry poached eggs.

Amy was very angry after watching the video of the show, and what she was particularly concerned about was that the other party criticized her cooking skills.

"Burn down the villa or something, just because the gas stove is so primitive! I'm obviously very talented in cooking! ”

It turned out that it really burned down the villa! Although it is said that you can't progress without paying the price, but losing the villa just for the poached eggs is too expensive!

As a result, Xiong Yaoyue, who went to Amy's place as a guest and heard about it, immediately stood on Amy's side and said:

"It must be the other party who is jealous of you! Come to think of it, the loudspeaker also laughed at me for not being able to cook! Thanks to the kindness I once made egg fried rice for her! Isn't it just that there is too much salt? Obviously gave her boiled water to eat, but she refused to eat! ”

These two bad cooks hit it off, and they planned to cook a hearty dinner for the bodyguards and their subordinates.

Even though he had seen the strong wind and Lang, Peng Thos, who had been born and died several times, was sweating on his forehead and admonished:

"The work in the kitchen is dirty and tiring, so I still leave it to the full-time staff...... We can't afford to let two young ladies cook for us......"

Obama, on the other hand, was much more honest than Pentheus, and as soon as he saw Amy and Xiong Yaoyue occupying the kitchen, he immediately howled and went to graze outside the VIP building with a sad expression.

Amy didn't listen to people and insisted on going her own way, and somewhere she heard that "the most delicious meals made with the most ordinary ingredients are considered masters", so she suddenly had the idea to pull back from under the wall where Obama was grazing...... Dog tail grass.

Nima, where is this an ordinary ingredient! It's a wonderful ingredient, isn't it? After dipping it in flour, it is put in a pan and fried, turning it into fried dog's tail grass!

Amy and Xiong Yaoyue didn't eat it themselves, but they forced Obama to eat it, and after Obama would rather die than give in, he turned his attention to Penthos.

Peng Tousi's head was full of cold sweat, and he covered his stomach and said, "I have had an acute gastroenteritis attack in the past two days, so let 004 and 005 eat it!" ”

004 and 005 were forced to be helpless, and one of them ate a "dog tail", and then immediately got acute gastroenteritis.

Amy refused to admit her mistakes, "It's not that my cooking skills are wrong, it must be because the Celestial Empire is heavily polluted, so the dog's tail grass is poisonous!" ”

Xiong Yaoyue saw Peng Tousi's bitter face, pleaded with her eyes, and said a little softly:

"It's not easy for the bodyguards, since the ingredients are contaminated, don't make them any more......

"That's not going to work!" Amy said angrily, "Next, I will use imported high-end ingredients, and I must make food that convinces everyone!" ”

Xiong Yaoyue suddenly had an idea, "Let the bodyguards test the poison...... No, it's not a good deal to try it, I have a solution! There are many fake beggars on the streets of Dongshan City, let Peng Peng go to the street to catch seven or eight back, all those who have all four limbs, and you give him five cents to scold you, are fake beggars! Didn't they say they were too poor to eat? This time, let's let them eat enough! ”

Amy immediately stared at Xiong Yaoyue appreciatively with that kind of "Aiqing really has a good plan" gaze, Xiong Yaoyue scratched the back of her head with a smile, which means "passing awards and awards".

The bodyguard group led by Peng Thos, seeing that there was a scapegoat, immediately took action, and the efficiency was extremely high, and they caught twenty beggars in an hour, all of whom were strong and strong, claiming to have no food.

Although they went to the street to arrest people, they were inevitably seen by the masses, but none of the people called the police, but only discussed in private:

"What's going on? Isn't it too expensive to drive such a haode car to forcibly shelter beggars? ”

Coincidentally, when Xiong Yaoyue came to a group of beggars and "lectured" them, she found that the arrogant beggar who harassed Gong Caicai at the station today was also among them.

Xiong Yaoyue, who asked for a pair of sunglasses from Peng Tousi and put them on, looked like a female gang leader, cleared her throat, and then said to the frightened beggars:

"Don't be afraid! We are a member of Charity USA! I invite you here today to give you a meal! In addition to steak and lamb chops, there are also lobster, tuna, and hairy crabs that are airborne! As long as you finish your meal honestly, you will be put back safe and sound! ”

The problem is that after eating the food you and Amy cooked, it can't be safe!