Chapter 0247 Don't Eat Bamboo, Be Obedient
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Xu Xiaoyu's expectation was not wrong at all, there was a sudden big change in the place where he was, and all the delicious vegetables and fruits disappeared, which really made Yoyo feel quite puzzled. It walked and walked in the woods, searched and searched, and did not find what it wanted, but came to a bamboo forest.
Needless to say, bamboo is the panda's favorite, and it is also Yoyo's favorite in the past, and it wants to hold and gnaw on things day and night, and sleep.
It looked at this emerald bamboo forest, and its eyes lit up and became excited, and it temporarily forgot about the delicious peaches. It glanced around the bamboo forest, its eyes locked on a rather short bamboo, and its big ass writhed quickly and rhythmically, and it came to the bamboo in three steps and two steps.
The yo-yo man stood up, still not as tall as the branches of bamboo, but this did not bother it.
I saw it hugging the bamboo tightly, and then hanging its body up, so that the weight of one or two hundred catties of its body was all suspended on this bamboo.
"Crunch!"
With a crisp sound, the bamboo could not bear its weight and broke.
"The lazy guy is good, he's smart...... It seems that being fat is not necessarily a bad thing. ”
Xu Xiaoyu watched from the sidelines, and couldn't help but praise and ridicule. At present, the panda's favorite bamboo, he does not bear the slightest responsibility that his abacus will fail...... In other words, Yoyo is used to eating those superb vegetables and fruits in the space, and if it still likes to eat this bamboo, then hell!
"Crunch, crunch......"
The bamboo is broken. But Yoyo was not in a hurry to eat the bamboo leaves, it pulled hard, and then sat on the bamboo, and the big butt was like a big grinding disc repeatedly crushed and ravaged, until the bamboo was completely broken, and then it began to eat.
"Whew......"
The old man hadn't eaten bamboo for a long time, and he was a little excited, so he broke a branch and stuffed the bamboo leaves on it into his mouth. Chewing.
Soon. It stopped moving, furrowed its dark eyes, and seemed to be struggling to remember something.
After a few moments, it chews again. Then it stopped. When he was done, he spit out the bamboo leaves in his mouth.
"Why doesn't this smell right? It's not as fresh and tender as it used to be. So delicious? ”
Yoyo raised his big head and looked up at a tall bamboo at a forty-five degree angle, thinking about it.
"Is this bamboo too small? It hasn't grown up yet, so it doesn't taste right? However, wasn't it true that the smaller the bamboo, the more tender and delicious it was? ”
Thinking so, it decided to taste the taste of large adult bamboo.
Having made up its mind, it began to climb a tall bamboo.
Xu Xiaoyu was afraid that it would fall, so he hurriedly hugged it down.
"Whoa, whoa......"
Yoyo was indignant, unhappy with Xu Xiaoyu stopping it, waving a pair of front paws in protest.
"What are you excited about, you want to eat this bamboo, right, I can't let you eat it."
Xu Xiaoyu gave it a roll of the eyes, got up directly, exploded with all his strength, and kicked heavily on the bamboo pole.
"Bang!"
The moment the soles of the shoes were in close contact with the bamboo, a terrifying sound sounded, echoing in the mountains and forests, startling the birds in the mountains and forests to fly, flutter their wings, and go deep into the forest.
"Crunch!"
The next moment, this bamboo, which was the thickness of an adult's calf, actually broke from the middle, and the crack was rapidly spreading to the squire.
The crack stretched to the first branch of the bamboo, and then the bamboo collapsed staggeringly.
"This ...... This kick is inevitably too powerful! ”
Looking at the soft and fallen bamboo, Xu Xiaoyu was stunned, and he himself was startled, because during this time, he had never gone all out of his legs, so he didn't know how deep his skills were...... I didn't expect it to be so exaggerated!
If this picture is taken by someone and posted on the Internet, it will definitely cause an uproar and shatter the glasses of countless people.
"Gollum, Gollum......"
The big panda was even more frightened, his eyes were wide open, he looked at the fallen big bamboo, and then at Xu Xiaoyu, swallowing his saliva, secretly thinking: This guy is so perverted, his strength is so big, he is bigger than mine, why is he so powerful?
The question lingered for a moment, and soon its attention fell back to the emerald green leaves of the large bamboo, which it approached, plucked some, stuffed it into its mouth, and spit it out again in the blink of an eye.
"The taste of this bamboo is even more wrong, and it is even more unpalatable...... Try the bamboo shoots again. ”
The dark circles under his eyes wrinkled deeper, and he lowered his head and searched.
It's autumn now, and there are no winter shoots, no spring shoots, but there are bamboo whip shoots. Obviously, Yoyo didn't look for this thing to eat before, but after a while, it found one, and quickly picked up the soil, broke off the tender bamboo shoots, and ate it with the meat in the shell.
Take a bite, chew, and spit out.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa......"
Yoyo threw away the bamboo shoots in his hand and roared, it couldn't understand how the delicious bamboo shoots became not delicious at all?
"Okay, I won't eat bamboo shoots in the future, just eat the red, good-looking and delicious fruits."
Yoyo roared a few times, stopped yelling, and made such a decision.
Next, it began to search for peaches all over the woodlands.
The peach is in Xu Xiaoyu's space, no matter how much it looks for it, it can't find it.
Turning, turning, looking, looking, looking, looking for a long time, tired of slipping, sitting on the ground, pouting, drooping eyes, looking very depressed.
"Come on, yo-yo, let's eat."
Xu Xiaoyu smiled evilly, stretched out his fist-clasped hand towards it, and then spread it out, and a tempting peach appeared in his palm like magic.
"Gollum, Gollum......"
The big bear cat looked at the peach, his eyes lit up, just like a smoker seeing opium, he came to his senses every second, swallowed his saliva, and stretched out his claws to scratch it.
Xu Xiaoyu withdrew his hand, didn't let it catch it, and said: "If you listen to me honestly in the future, I will let you continue to live the previous life, spend all day drinking, and have this delicious peach to eat every day...... If you're still as bullish as you used to be, then you can eat your bamboo. ”
As he spoke, he gestured, and when he was done, he picked up the bamboo shoot it threw away and threw it back.
Yoyo is still very smart and spiritual, and he actually figured out what Xu Xiaoyu meant, blinked at his cute black and white panda eyes, looked at him pitifully, and nodded his head.
"Damn, you're soft, it's too fast and easy." Seeing that the big bear cat was so easily convinced, Xu Xiaoyu couldn't help but burst into a foul language, when he was in the space, he tried every possible way to get it, but he couldn't get it, but he didn't expect that as soon as he got out of the space, it would be easy to use this peach.
Crawled to his side, rubbed his head straight against him, took the initiative to show affection, very affectionate.
It has often seen Xu Xiaoyu disappear out of thin air in space, and at this moment, the peach in Xu Xiaoyu's hand made it understand that it suddenly came here, and suddenly all the delicious things were gone, and they were all made by Xu Xiaoyu...... This guy is amazing, and his strength is so perverted, so, he decided to compromise and be friends with him and have fun with him.
"Is this good?" Xu Xiaoyu touched its big head, and finally made this lazy thing obedient. (To be continued......)