Chapter 54: I'm going to castrate you
"Is there anything else?" Xu Yifan asked.
Tan Xuan hesitated for a rare moment, a faint flush rose on his cheeks, and he said with some embarrassment: "Is it convenient for Mr. Xu to leave a contact information?" ”
"Yes, don't worry, this car was bought from me, and you can come to me if anything happens."
"I didn't mean that, Mr. Xu, don't get me wrong, it has nothing to do with this car, I have some other things, if it's inconvenient, forget it."
The beauty offered to ask for a mobile phone number, how can there be any reason not to agree, doesn't this indicate that there will be opportunities to contact and meet in the future?
Xu Yifan didn't think about it, he said his mobile phone number, Tan Xuan carefully entered his mobile phone number on the mobile phone, and then called back, Xu Yifan saved the number, and the two came to the car together.
Wu Qian took the initiative, seeing that Xu Yifan was holding a bank card in her hand, she took out her mobile phone and entered the card number and password, and made sure that there were 500,000 cash in it, and immediately said with a smile: "Sister beauty, the car is handed over to you, the two are clear, and the journey is smooth." ”
As soon as Tan Xuan left, Xu Yifan was pulled into the polo car by Wu Qian, and mysteriously closed the car door, Wu Qian looked Xu Yifan up and down like a monster.
"What are you looking at? Is there something wrong with me? ”
Hmph··· Tan Xuan glanced at Xu Yifan and said, "Tell me, weishenme my car will run so fast?" How did you win today's game? ”
Xu Yifan shrugged his shoulders with an innocent expression: "How do I know this, maybe it's your character that has exploded, or maybe that Chen Yan jishu is not careless, in short, it's okay to win." ”
"Come less, I'm not so easy to fool, mother, hurry up, otherwise you won't want to take a penny."
"It doesn't matter, if you don't take it, you won't take it, anyway, this money is not mine, and I didn't plan to ask for it."
"What did you say?" Wu Qian clenched her pink fists and raised them in front of Xu Yifan's eyes: "Tell you, even if you don't take the money, you have to make it clear to me!" ”
"What is there to say? If you really want to hear it, let's find someone to sleep with first. Xu Yifan yawned and looked at the time on his phone, it was already more than one o'clock in the night, and if he didn't sleep again, if he was late tomorrow morning, he would definitely be criticized.
Although he took a few days off, but after the matter was clear, Xu Yifan still decided to go back to work, so as not to leave a handle for people like Hu Mao.
"Who, aren't you going home? Aren't you afraid of sleeping with your mother? ”
"I think you're crooked, I mean find a place to sleep, I didn't say I want to be with you, do you want to spend the night in the car?"
Wu Qian snorted coldly: "As long as you can speak, it's amazing, I'm confused, weishenme, you make it seem like you're homeless?" ”
"You guessed it, I'm just homeless."
"Damn, fooling the old lady? How do you think you are also a literate person, you won't be a sanctimonious and well-dressed beast, right? ”
Xu Yifan leaned on the backrest and closed his eyes, and said slowly: "Who am I, it doesn't seem to have much to do with you, you brought me here, and you took the initiative to find me, so I should be responsible for it anyway, right?" ”
"! What is our relationship? Are you too embarrassed to say what you are responsible for? I wonder why you're so thick-skinned? ”
"I'm used to it, I've always been so thick."
"I'm too lazy to talk to you." Wu Qian looked defeated: "Tell me, where do you want to go?" ”
"Just go wherever you want."
"Then go to my house."
"Is it convenient?"
"Of course, unless you have an intention on me."
"Don't worry, this one definitely doesn't."
Wu Qian will be regarded as having seen Xu Yifan's shameless kung fu, she is really perfect, and her skin is thicker than the city wall, and even she can't resist it.
A two-bedroom apartment on the fifteenth floor of Qingyuan Community is about seventy or eighty square meters, the simple decoration is very refreshing, the house is not much furnishings and it seems that the space is OK, a single sofa is placed against the wall in the living room, the two bedrooms are opposite the living room, the room design is also decent, Xu Yifan came in after the first feeling is that it is very clean, and there are some unique aromas of the girl's boudoir. I didn't see that Wu Qian, who was tough and rugged in appearance, was quite diligent.
"Just sit down, you can sleep on the sofa for a while, there is a futon in the cabinet over there, and you want to take a shower and go to the bathroom." After Wu Qian said a few words, she stretched her waist and walked into the bathroom, listening to the sound of the water running inside, Xu Yifan couldn't help but think of what kind of scene it would be when Wu Qian took a shower and came out?
In less than ten minutes, the sound of water stopped, and then the door of the bathroom was opened, Wu Qian walked out of it, wearing a set of white silk pajamas, her hair was wet and casually left behind, a pair of pink plastic slippers on her feet, two snow-white long legs, it was difficult to hide the alluring scenery under the skirt, and ten white and tender toes were naughtily exposed, just like lotus roots.
Xu Yifan secretly sighed in his heart that Wu Qian is really a natural beauty, without any modification, in this era where even gender can be PS, it is indeed rare to see it.
Wu Qian rubbed the water droplets on her hair sideways, her body tilted slightly, and she even had some charming temperament, but when she thought of her old lady's mantra, she would feel a little stunned, a good beauty weishenme had to act like an old man, Xu Yifan shook his head and couldn't figure it out.
"Hey, what are you looking at? Lustful, go take a bath, I'll go back to the house and sleep first, the sofa is yours, remember not to climb into my bed in the middle of the night, otherwise, you will cut off your children and grandchildren! ”
"Weishenme let me sleep on the couch? Isn't there a bedroom over there? ”
"Love to sleep or not, can you take care of my business?"
With a bang, Wu Qian closed the bedroom door, Xu Yifan had to shrug helplessly, took out the change of clothes in the box, went to take a shower first, and then slept beautifully.
Lying on the sofa and falling asleep in a daze, Xu Yifan was a big beauty in his dream, took the initiative to throw himself into his arms, hugged a big beauty and touched and kissed the feeling was very real, just didn't do a single step, everything else that should have happened happened, Xu Yifan only felt that this dream was too real, even a little weird, and the girl in the dream turned out to be Wu Qian.
No, Wu Qian should be sleeping in the house, how could she run into her arms, she must have been thinking about it and dreaming at night, seeing that Wu Qian was stimulated by the bath, she would make love to her in her dreams.
But this feeling is very exciting, Xu Yifan doesn't want to destroy this beautiful dream, even if he enjoys it in a dream, it is much better than not enjoying it, and subconsciously tightens the beauty in his arms into his arms, ready to relive that feeling again.
"Ahh Bastard... Pervert... Beasts..." A series of coquettish cheers woke Xu Yifan from his dream.
When he opened his eyes, Xu Yifan also exclaimed, jumped up from the sofa suddenly, and looked at Wu Qian who was hugging him just now in surprise.
"You... You·· You·· You bastard! Wu Qian was already incoherent, looking at her expression, if her eyes could kill, Xu Yifan was afraid that she would have been riddled with holes.
Immediately afterwards, Wu Qian rushed into the kitchen, and rushed out with a kitchen knife, staring at Xu Yifan with red eyes and saying loudly: "I... I'm going to castrate you! Let you take advantage of me! ”
"Holy!" Xu Yifan exclaimed in surprise and immediately jumped behind the sofa to avoid Wu Qian's pursuit!
"Don't be impulsive!"
"The old lady was taken advantage of by you, and I have to castrate you today!"
"You can see clearly first, who is taking advantage of whom?"
"How dare you say that! Die, Xu Yifan! ”
The two chased each other in the room, if it weren't for Xu Yifan's dexterity, I am afraid that he would really become a eunuch.
Finally, in a panic, Xu Yifan was forced to the corner of the kitchen, next to the dead corner, there was no escape and no escape, Wu Qian felt the bright kitchen knife in her hand, like a big insect on TV, her eyes stared directly at Xu Yifan's legs, looking very scary.
Xu Yifan only felt a sudden chill between his legs, and an ominous premonition permeated his heart.
"Stop!" Xu Yifan let out a loud shout, and finally made Wu Qian pause, and then he said at a very fast pace: "Where did you sleep last night?" weishenme ran to my couch? You'll do it when you've figured it out! ”
In a word, all of a sudden, it reached Wu Qian's heart.
The kitchen knife in her hand stopped in mid-air, Wu Qian thought about it, and suddenly clenched her silver teeth, and shouted: "Xu Yifan, I hate you!" ”
Before Xu Yifan could react, he heard the bedroom door slam, and Wu Qian's figure disappeared into the bedroom.
Xu Yifan had time to breathe a sigh of relief, and secretly rejoiced that he was in a hurry just now, and finally saved the day, if he was really castrated by this little girl because of this, then he would really be sorry for his brother.
However, things have happened, no matter whose fault it is, it seems that what happened last night is true, and those real feelings only appeared because of Wu Qian's coming, that is to say, last night I really kissed and touched, so I almost got to that point?
Thinking that he and Wu Qian were almost there, Xu Yifan couldn't help but shudder, not only did he not feel a little joy after taking advantage of it, but he felt a little cold.
Although she has only known Wu Qian for a day, her fiery temper, if she doesn't explain it clearly, she may have to come out to shout and kill, and it will be troublesome.
Thinking of this, Xu Yifan had to take a deep breath calmly, stood at the door of Wu Qian's bedroom, and said, "Can you listen to my explanation?" Last night's incident was all a misunderstanding, don't you blame me for being angry, okay? Wu Qian···"
There was silence in the room, Wu Qian hid in the quilt with her head stuffy, her cheeks were already blushing, and Xu Yifan's explanation came to her ears, but she didn't listen to a few words, because her heart was already messed up, completely disrupted by Xu Yifan.