Chapter 1038 Qi Hao wants to be a little father
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"Isn't it okay to call your father?" Lin Xiaoxia came as soon as she opened her mouth.
Qi Hao looked at Lin Xiaoxia and laughed, and said, "How can you call me a father!" ”
"You!" He really dared to let Xiao Ke call his father, and the meaning was obvious, if there is a father, there will be a mother, the anger that was originally held in Lin Xiaoxia's stomach burst out, she reached out and twisted Qi Hao's ears, and said angrily, "Ye Zhilin's side is not over yet, and there is a mess of Xiao Ke calling his father, get out, be your father, what are we going to marry!" ”
Lin Xiaoxia pulled Qi Hao's ears hard, Qi Hao screamed, the door of the upstairs guest room opened, Qi Ji and Ying Xiahe appeared behind the railing on the second floor, just saw Lin Xiaoxia twisting Qi Hao's ears, Qi Hao covered his ears with his hands and grinned in pain.
Brother and sister-in-law, this is the play, Qi Ji was surprised: "Brother, sister-in-law! ”
Ying Xiahe looked at the two of them in a daze, Sister Lin didn't look like a joke with a tiger face, Brother Qi's pain shouldn't be deliberately disguised, both of them are about to get married, what's going on?
Lin Xiaoxia saw Qi Ji and Ying Xiahe looking at her and Qi Hao and knew that the joke was too big, she immediately let go of her hand and laughed, and said to Qi Hao: "You still tell me to start a little heavier, I just gently tear you off and you will hurt like this, it's useless!" ”
"Did I say it hurt?" Qi Hao still covered his ears with one hand, "The wedding has to pass this level, so you can be mentally prepared after practicing!" ”
The two of them also had a tacit understanding for Qi Ji and Ying Xiahe, and they didn't discuss it beforehand, and the cooperation was seamless.
Qi Ji and Ying Xiahe were relieved to see that the two were acting, and they had something to do with the New Year's Day wedding. From the upstairs to the living room.
Book friends may still remember that time Ying Xiahe saw many people tying a person with a rope in Wenxian County. She blackened his face, put a high hat on his head, and dragged him through the streets, only to learn later that the person who had been "abused" was the father-in-law of the bride's family, which was one of the many procedures of the wedding, reflecting the joy of relatives and friends for the bride to be married. The folk wedding in Wenxian County is really peculiar, with what I saw with my own eyes, Ying Xiahe is particularly interested in the folk wedding.
Qi Hao and Lin Xiaoxia's wedding date is approaching, and the wedding is in Wenxian County, it turns out that the two are engaged in a pre-wedding drill. Ying Xiahe was both interested and inexplicably excited.
Ying Xia Hezhi came to Lin Xiaoxia's side with an expression: "Sister Lin, why do you want to twist your brother's ears when you get married?" ”
Lin Xiaoxia pursed her lips and smiled: "Ask you Brother Qi to go!" ”
Ying Xiahe asked Qi Hao: "Brother Qi, why did Sister Lin twist your ears?" ”
This girl, what's wrong with asking, asking about twisting ears, why do women twist men's ears, to put it bluntly. Men are disobedient! However, this matter must not be told the truth, I have to find an excuse to make Xia He stunned, Qi Hao said: "I am going to marry Brother Qi, Sister Lin is not at ease about something, and the bride will twist the groom's ears on the wedding day and warn him." lest you commit crimes in the future! ”
"What will Brother Qi do in the future?" Xia He should ask the bottom of the matter.
"This is a common problem of men...... Qi Hao suddenly showed this matter to Ying Xiahe clearly, and hurriedly braked the car, "This is a procedure for weddings, you can go to Wenxian County to see Brother Qi and Sister Lin get married!" ”
"Why do you want to twist your ears, can't you slap and bite with your mouth?" Ying Xia He's face showed a look of in-depth study.
Qi Hao just wanted to end Ying Xiahe's entanglement as soon as possible. said: "The bride wants the groom to have a long memory!" ”
"I can't twist my ears, I will too!" Ying Xiahe reached out and unscrewed Qi Ji's ear. It's quite casual.
"Ouch!" Ziggy's ears hurt, and he protected his ears with one hand, "Why are you so heavy!" ”
Ying Xiahe looked at Qi Ji and said in surprise: "It really hurts?" ”
Qi Ji said: "The sensitive part of the ear hurts with a little effort!" ”
"No wonder Sister Lin and Brother Qi want to practice beforehand!" Ying Xiahe smiled, looked at Lin Xiaoxia and turned to look at Qi Hao, "Brother Qi, you haven't talked about anything yet, Sister Lin is not at ease after getting married!" ”
Qi Hao glanced at Lin Xiaoxia: "Ask your sister Lin to go." ”
Ying Xiahe was also obedient, and turned his face to Lin Xiaoxia: "Sister Lin, it's time to talk about marriage, why are you still worried about some things?" ”
Lin Xiaoxia looked at Qi Hao and said to Xia He: "For men, some things can not be completely assured, in order to warn them, there is a procedure on the wedding day, the bride twists the groom's ears, and she must twist them hard, so that when the groom does bad things in the future, he will remember the situation of being twisted on the wedding day and suffering pain!" ”
"Really?" Ying Xiahe asked with a surprised expression, and she immediately turned her face to stare at Qi Ji, "Why don't you tell me about this procedure?" ”
I heard that Lin Xiaoxia was going to be sent to her hometown in Wenxian County when she got married, and the customs and habits of getting married in Wenxian County were very curious, and she wanted to wear a high hat to her father-in-law, smear black on her face, tie it with a rope and pull it out to parade in the street, Ying Xiahe called Qi Ji and said that she was going to Wenxian County to attend the wedding of Qi Hao and Lin Xiaoxia, and asked Qi Ji to explain the wedding procedures.
Qi Ji didn't fully know the procedures of the wedding, and his parents were worried, so he didn't care whether the procedures were or not, but now that Xia He wanted to know this, Qi Ji had to ask his mother, and his mother explained the procedures from beginning to end.
Qi Ji knew the whole marriage procedure, but the procedure that his sister-in-law talked about was not, he looked at Lin Xiaoxia with a surprised expression, his eyes full of suspicion.
Seeing that Qi Ji didn't speak, Ying Xiahe looked at Qi Ji and was about to get to the bottom of it: "Say, why don't you talk about this procedure, are you afraid that I will twist my ears when I marry you?" ”
Qi Ji couldn't deny his sister-in-law, and he couldn't tell Ying Xiahe that there was no such procedure, he said: "I asked my mother, but my mother forgot to talk about this procedure!" ”
Ying Xiahe said: "It's not that my mother didn't tell me, it's that you're afraid of twisting your ears, right?" ”
Qi Ji couldn't cry or laugh, Qi Hao couldn't explain it on the side, and the brothers were forced into a dead corner by two women and couldn't move.
Ying Xiahe was obviously very interested in this procedure, and asked Lin Xiaoxia: "Sister Lin, what are the things that need to be twisted by men's ears to warn them when they get married?" ”
Lin Xiaoxia smiled, Sister Xia He is a serious person, and there will be Qi Ji in the future, she said: "You ask Brother Qi!" ”
Ying Xiahe was not at all distracted, and turned his face to Qi Hao: "Brother Qi, when you and Sister Lin got married, what did Sister Lin need to warn you of by twisting your ears?" ”
Qi Haoxin said that this Lin Xiaoxia, it is really difficult to deal with Ying Xiahe's expenses today, he said: "The new daughter-in-law twists the groom's ears to find trouble, and it is fun to get married, there is no special meaning!" ”
"Who says it doesn't make a special sense?" Lin Xiaoxia said seriously, "If you don't warn on the wedding day, I'm afraid it will turn the sky upside down in the future!" ”
Ying Xiahe looked at Lin Xiaoxia: "It's so strict!" ”
"Yes!" Lin Xiaoxia solemnly expressioned.
"Sister Lin, Brother Qi and Qi Ji don't talk about it, you can tell it to me!" Ying Xia Ho Road.
Lin Xiaoxia looked at Qi Hao and blinked her treacherous eyes, and then asked Ying Xiahe: "What is the easiest thing for a man to do to a woman?" ”
Ying Xiahe thought about it, thought about it again, and said, "Take the bowl and look at the pot!" ”
"That's right!" Women all over the world have the same heart, and they immediately answered the essence of the question, Lin Xiaoxia said, "Sister Xia He, now you know why the bride has to twist the groom's ears on the wedding day!" ”
"Sister-in-law, where is this!" Qi Ji saw that his sister-in-law took Ying Xiahe into the ditch, and was busy trying to get rid of himself.
"Isn't it?" Ying Xiahe mentioned it, looked at Qi Ji and said angrily, "You also have a virtue at school, you can't figure it out for them behind my back, pretend to be honest in front of me, if you don't screw your ears when you get married, you won't have a long memory at all, this procedure is good, give those happy grooms a long memory!" ”
Qi Hao and Qi Ji looked at each other, speechless, looking at the two women who were more beautiful than fairies, just waiting to twist their ears!
It's eleven o'clock in the evening, tomorrow Qi Ji is going to take Ying Xiahe to Wenxian County, Wu Yang has already arranged the car, and Lin Xiaoxia will send Ying Xiahe to rest.
The two entered the room, washed and lay down on the bed, Qi Hao wanted to get close to Lin Xiaoxia, Lin Xiaoxia didn't allow it, the meaning was very clear, don't you want to be Xiaoke's father, be your father, and be close.
Qi Hao wanted to mention this matter after taking Lin Xiaoxia, but now he couldn't take it, so he pretended to complain: "You twisted your ears before I finished speaking, isn't it a little overbearing!" ”
Lin Xiaoxia hated: "If you don't let women be confused, I'll be domineering, isn't it?" ”
Qi Hao said with a bitter face: "Do you know what I'm going to say? ”
Lin Xiaoxia said: "Don't you want to be Xiao Ke's father? ”
Qi Hao said: "If you want to be a father, there is also a correct way to do it, you, you only know how to think crookedly, I really convince you!" ”
"In the end, it's still my fault!" Lin Xiaoxia glanced at Qi Hao, turned her back to Qi Hao, and made it look like you are not allowed to touch me, I want to sleep.
Qi Hao said: "Xiao Ke is so pitiful without a father, she wants to call her father, and she also wants to call her father in front of the children, so that the children know that Xiao Ke has a father, and Xiao Ke has confidence if she has a father, which is very beneficial to Xiao Ke's growth......
"Xiao Ke is not your biological daughter, I am very skeptical now!" Lin Xiaoxia interrupted Qi Hao's words.
Qi Hao smiled: "Xiao Ke has been close to me since he was a child, and emotionally speaking, it is ......not impossible to kiss my daughter."
"There is no Xiaoke mother, Xiao may have a biological daughter like that?" Lin Xiaoxia interrupted Qi Hao's words.
Xiaoxia has already said this, clearly saying that it is for Xiao Ke, but in fact, it is for Qin Li. Qi Hao is also inconvenient to defend, and then defending is to cover up, now it is a bad thing to cover up, he hehehehe
Qi Hao said seriously: "This may be fate, Xiao Ke asked me if I could call my father, I was speechless, but I knew that I could be Xiao Ke's father, but why can't I do it with confidence!" ”