Chapter 37: The Spice Girl and the Apron (6)
"Mina-san~"
"Mina-san~"
"Mi~Na~San~"
The MC standing on the left is Yuki Uchida, the MC standing on the right is Yuki Ariyoshi, and Yuko Oshima, who is a big ghost, stands directly in the middle of the two people.
Not to mention how weird such an MC lineup is.
Not to mention that Uchida Yuki felt awkward, even Ariyoshi Hiroyuki felt uncomfortable, but Yuko Oshima looked like a god was there.
The variety show "Hot Girl Apron" has finally started filming. Uchida Yuki as a guest MC, on the one hand, is to help her promote the TV series "Cat's Eye Three Sisters", on the other hand, as another attempt at cooking variety shows, "Hot Girl Apron" also needs Uchida Yuki's popularity, and the current Uchida Yuki can be said to be in full swing.
Because of the lubricating oil of Yuko Oshima, Yoshihiro Yuki really didn't dare to say anything too poisonous for a while.
Although Master Ariyoshi is "unscrupulous", he still does a pretty good job of protecting the next generation of Japan. Hmm~ He hasn't harmed any good family woman yet!
"I really didn't expect that I would host the show with Uchida-san!"
"Hey~ I didn't expect it either! When I received President Aizawa's notice, I was stunned for a long time. ”
"Hasn't Uchida-san hosted a show before?"
"Ariyoshi's predecessors definitely haven't watched the travel show I hosted."
"Travel show~ That's a completely different genre!"
"Yes! Therefore, I also told the president before, should I push off this variety show? ”
"So, why did you take this job again?"
"I heard that among the guests in the first issue, senior Yoshinaga was invited."
"Sayuri Yoshinaga-senpai?"
"I'm curious to know where Yoshinaga's senior's cooking level can be ranked!"
"I'm really looking forward to the performance of Yoshinaga's seniors! Uchida-san doesn't have any hatred for Yoshinaga-senpai, right? ”
"How can there be such a statement?"
"I just suddenly remembered our other guest today."
"Who is it?"
The two MCs standing on both sides were talking to themselves about the opening remarks, and Yuko Oshima, who was completely ignored, held her chin helplessly. After a while, I looked at Ariyoshi Hiroyuki, and after a while, I began to look at Uchida Yuki, well, my chest~
In the end, Yuko Oshima, who really didn't like to be treated in front of children, snorted directly and began to take the initiative to snatch the right to speak.
"I know, I know!"
"Oh? Does Oshima know the identity of this guest performer? ”
Yuko Oshima didn't answer Ariyoshi Hiroyuki's question, but asked, "Ariyoshi-senpai has been busy talking to Uchida-senpai, so I've long forgotten my existence!" ”
"Where there is. Oshima-san, stop talking to yourself. ”
"Does Ariyoshi-senpai think Uchida-senpai is pretty?"
"Uchida-san's words must be very beautiful!"
"Are your boobs big?"
It's the first time that Ariyoshi Hiroyuki has been asked such a question by such a red fruit, but the guy who asked this question is still a small outrageous finger, with a pair of big eyes and a pair of big dimples, Yuko Oshima, who is a little confused, Ariyoshi Hiroyuki replied directly, "Big~"
"Is your ass warped?"
Ariyoshi Hiroyuki suddenly felt that something was wrong, "What did Oshima-san say!" ”
"Ariyoshi-senpai thinks Uchida-senpai's ass isn't cocked enough?"
"It must be very warped!" Hiroyuki Ariyoshi is already a little messy.
Yuki Uchida doesn't know what to say anymore.
"So in the face looks very beautiful, with big boobs. When Uchida-senpai had a very warped ass, Ariyoshi-senpai took the initiative to ignore me, right? ”
Ariyoshi Hiroyuki was about to say something, but Yuko Oshima said again, "I'm also MC yes~ and my current position." But the main MC~"
[It's because I see that you look cute, so you can stand in the middle of it, sell cute or something, please have a limit! ] 】
Kenji Koyama and Jerry on the side of the camera look at each other.
Is there such a passage in the script?
Absolutely nothing.
You swear?
There is no point in swearing or something. This is not a wedding ceremony.
So where did this paragraph come from?
Kenji Koyama shook his head decisively, I don't know.
Hiroyuki Ariyoshi was completely pitted by Yuko Oshima's innocent eyes, and he was organizing words to fight back.
[Fight back or something.] It's completely useless to feed~ I have already admitted that Uchida-san is very beautiful, with big breasts and a very warped ass, and said that the idiot or something is completely fixed image! 】
There is a rush to cry without tears.
Where is this Nima a teenager, it's completely a black existence in the belly!
On the other side, Yuki Oshima has already chatted with Yuki Uchida.
"The other guest who participated in the show, of course, was Jie Bao."
"Huh?" Yuki Uchida is still in a semi-completely attacked state.
"He made such a joke at the New Year's Eve concert. What is Uchida's impression of Jiebao? I heard that he is a lolicon~"
Don't pull me, I'm going to fix him!
Sitting on the edge of the camera, Jerry clenched his fist and was about to rush up, but was stopped by Kenji Koyama.
What Oshima said seems to be the truth!
Bang~
Kenji Koyama was directly smashed to the side by a fist.
Who told you a lie, I'm clearly a mature woman!
Ah~ appeared.
Uchida Yuki didn't expect Yuko Oshima to be so open-mouthed, she was obviously stunned for a moment, but she covered her mouth and laughed, and finally said, "You put a hat on Jiebao like this, you beware of him wearing small shoes for you." He's now the producer of AJX48! ”
How could Yuki Uchida not see Jerry sitting next to PD!
"Ah~ I suddenly remembered that Jie Bao is actually not a lolitacon." Yuko Oshima opened her eyes and said nonsense.
[Is this statement really trying to cover up and let me jump into the Yellow River? 】
Jerry turned his head to look at Kenji Koyama, who was already sitting up, this paragraph, cut!
Kenji Koyama pretended not to hear and looked at the stage intently.
"Don't make up Jiebao, let's introduce our guests today!" Ariyoshi Hiroyuki, who recovered, quickly changed the topic, two women. If it is involved with His Royal Highness the Prince, I am afraid that there will not be an hour, and no matter what, it will not be finished. What's more, Uchida Yuki and Oshima Yuko themselves belong to the seniors in a system, and this system is AJX48 created by His Royal Highness the Prince.
"Youji senior, you Chiguoguo's jealousy!"
"Uncle or something, there's no power to be jealous at all!"
Sure enough, Yuyoshi Hiroyuki was really about to burst into tears.
[I'm only twenty-four this year, I'm only twenty-four this year~]
[The appearance of an uncle's face at twenty-four or something is a lie that can't be admitted! ] 】
[Sure enough, there is only the identity of the uncle. It's the most suitable for idiots! 】
[Please stop talking to yourself, I really just want to host the show well! ] How many meta-thoughts is this? It's clearly a little Lori's feed~ Please don't think about what is so self-conscious~ If you do this, is it really good? I'm a senior~ I'm a senior~ Senior~Senior~]
The three of them frolicked with words, which can be regarded as the official opening remarks of "Spice Girl Apron", and Ariyoshi Hiroyuki can be regarded as having seen Yuko Oshima's belly, although he still takes into account her age, but he has also begun to make up his mind.
[Is it to sit through the prison of the idiot? The master doesn't want to be a big wet existence at all. Absolutely not! 】
"Welcome to the head chef of "Hot Girl Apron", Yuhisa-san Koyama~"
Hirohisa Koyama, who was wearing a small black sunglasses, walked out of the backstage slowly, and the two who came out next to him. They are Mariko Uchida and Yuki Sakamoto of Magic Cuisine, and as contestants in the first "Magic Kitchen", the life trajectories of the two housewives have changed dramatically. At least now the two guys who came out behind the head chef Hirohisa Koyama are dressed as chefs. In terms of momentum, it is completely not lost to anyone.
"Koyama-san, what are your expectations for our upcoming contestants?"
"Just don't let me knock off the table!"
"Does Koyama-san think our contestants will really be that bad?" Yuki Uchida asked curiously.
"I'm afraid it's a scarier thing than knocking off the table. may exist. Yuko Oshima said.
"Oshima-san, you have to have a little bit of confidence in our players." There is Yoshihiro Yuki, who looks like you are a guy who eats inside and out.
"I'm just not comfortable with Ojisan."
Uchida Yuki poofed and laughed directly.
Koyama Yuhisa directly reached out and patted Yuko Oshima on the shoulder. "Kid, when will you try Magic Kitchen? Where are we desperately lacking MC! ”
"It's the lack of an MC who doesn't have a handle on his lips!" Hiroyuki Ariyoshi ruthlessly exposed.
"Ogisan seems like a good place to go there! Housewives or something, there is no shortage at all! ”
Koyama Hirohisa glanced at Ariyoshi Hiroyuki with disgust, and sat down directly with the two disciples.
The first guests to appear are Jerry, Takashi Kashiwahara and Izumi Inamori. Girls' Generation and the rest of Angel-Gunior's personnel can't be arranged, so they can only give up! Inamori's words, because of Miss Duna's please, because there was really no way to give her such an important position as MC, so in the first issue, Kenji Koyama could only retreat and arrange her in the position of a guest participant, how to say, she is also one of the leading actors of "Catwoman Three Sisters", and the temporary MC of this issue, Yuki Uchida, just stepped on "Spice Girl Kitchen" for the promotion of the TV series "Catwoman Three Sisters".
"Jerry San, you heard it all in front of you, right?"
"What do you hear?"
"Oshima said, you're not actually a lolicon!"
Jerry turned to look at Yuko Oshima, the little chinchilla with wide eyes and his trademark dimples exposed, a picture of me not saying anything, you didn't hear anything, we are still good friends innocent, "I was just going to teach her a lesson!" ”
Alas? ~How can this be! (To be continued......)