Chapter 3 Well water can also make a lot of money
Zhang Shaohua lowered his head and smiled, so happy. The face of the little flower is so beautiful, like a water lily, pink and snow-white, and the white is red. The small lips are ruddy, and the fine teeth are very neat.
Chun Tao scooped a bowl of water, stuck out her tongue and shone it, her delicate tongue was pink like clam meat, her gold teeth were missing, and her mouth full of teeth exuded a shining light, and she couldn't help but bloom with pink peach blossoms: "Two fools, you are god!" Is it possessed by a god? ”
"Huh! Well water can heal! Zhang Shaohua said with a smile.
They must not tell them that they have alien treasures, this thing is so good! I just clicked on the potion icon, and a thin pipe was inserted into the bowl, and the water in the bowl became a potion. After they drank it, they were cured of such strange diseases.
"Two fools, you're so good!" Xiaohua's peach blossom eyes plucked out Shaohua's eyes vigorously, and said with a smile. Her eyes are so good-looking, big, watery, and her little mouth is red.
"Hey, hey! Be my wife! Zhang Shaohua said suddenly.
Xiaohua blushed, lowered her head, and rubbed the bowl with her hands.
"Little Flower Girl, you will also be my wife, right? You are the big wife, and the little flower is the little wife. Zhang Shaohua lowered his head and whispered.
"Giggles! Second fool, you are so bad, you want to eat the tofu of both of us at the same time? All right! Chun Tao ** trembled and said with a smile.
Chun Tao and Xiaohua need a place to live too much, and they also need a man to help them, although Zhang Shaohua's house is dilapidated, it can shelter from the wind and rain after all. Zhang Shaohua is in adolescence, his physical fitness has just been improved by aliens, hormones are surging in his body, he needs women, even witches, not to mention that Xiaohua and Chun Tao are already big beauties? It's as simple as that, and the two sides hit it off.
"Huh? Spring peach, huh? Little flowers, you, you? Dongying and Xiuzhen, who were at the back door of Zhang Shaohua's house, happened to come over at the back door of their house, and Xiuzhen couldn't help but exclaim when she saw the beautiful appearance of Chun Tao and Xiaohua. The contrast is too strong, it used to be ugly, but now it is so beautiful that it is breathtaking.
"Two, two, two stupid, you, what are you doing, what are you doing?" Dongying stammered.
"Do you want to see a doctor? Tell me what is wrong with you, I will scoop water for you to drink, and as soon as you drink it, you will be haode. Zhang Shaohua scooped a bowl of water, lowered his eyebrows and whispered.
"Spring peach? Did you drink well water to heal your tongue? Xiaohua, your mouth and eyes are also drinking this water to drink haode? Xiuzhen asked curiously.
Spring peach sticks out her tongue, pink and delicate. Xiaohua smiled like a flower and glanced at Zhang Xiaohua.
"I drink! I have a gynecological disease! ”
"I'm going to stutter!"
Su-jin and Dong-young rushed to reach over as they spoke.
One person drank half of it, and two people drank a large bowl of water.
"Giggles! Two fools, God! God! The water of this well is truly healing. Dongying Daxiao said: "I won't stutter in the future!" ”
"Huh! I feel so comfortable down there, I don't itch anymore. Xiuzhen Daxiao said.
Dongyoung and Sujin daxiao enter the village, and the news spreads quickly through different mouths.
Soon after the dishes were washed, sick people from all over the village came running.
Chun Tao whispered to Zhang Shaohua: "Second fool, you can't do stupid things, we don't want to help them in vain, they have to pay if they want to drink water." ”
"Isn't it okay?" Zhang Shaohua whispered.
"What's bad? You're stupid! What can you do without receiving money? You don't have a few grains of rice at home, has anyone helped you? This is to see a doctor, and it is not good to go to the hospital for tens of thousands! Listen to me, 500 yuan per person, 10,000 yuan for serious illness, and don't give water to drink even a penny! I hate them to death. Chun Tao said solemnly.
"500 for general illness and 10,000 for serious illness, if you don't give money, you won't see a doctor." Zhang Shaohua suddenly closed his eyes and opened his mouth wide and shouted to the sky. That look, very simple, very tough, very unreasonable.
"Why do you want to take my money?" Captain Zhaoshu had just come back from putting out the water, and after hearing it, he said loudly while burying his head in the bucket of water and drinking a full drink.
After Zhaoshu took the lead, the other villagers also rushed to scoop up their own water and drink it.
Zhang Shaohua was squeezed away by the villagers, and after thinking about it, he whispered to Chun Tao and Xiaohua: "I'll go touch some river mussels, there is not enough rice for dinner." ”
After thinking about it, Chun Tao whispered, "Haode." It's good for you to get away! ”
While the villagers were rushing to drink water, Zhang Shaohua picked up the footbasin by the well, buckled the footbasin on his head, and strode towards a river in the east of the village.
Zhang Shaohua submerged his whole body in the water, only showing his head on the surface of the water, pushing the footbasin with one hand, paddling the water with the other, and groping carefully in the mud at the bottom of the river with his two feet as if he had open eyes. When you touch the mussel, you dig out the mussel with your big toe, and then hold it with your toes, slowly lift it up, and after lifting it to a certain point, you can reach out your other hand to catch the mussel and put it in the footbath.
Encountering the reeds, Zhang Shaohua slowly paddled the water over, hugged the roots with both hands, if he caught a big river shrimp, he would pinch off the shrimp head, pull out the shrimp tendons, put the shrimp belly close to his teeth, quickly peel off the shrimp meat three times and divide five by two, chew it carefully in his mouth for a while and swallow it into his stomach.
When you touch a snail, throw it away.
Zhang Shaohua's goal is very clear, he is touching the river mussel, and he is not ready to touch the others. For him, as long as he has the strength, as long as he wants to eat, he has the means to get it.
His father and mother died early, and life taught him many ways to fill his stomach. In summer, it is mainly fishing and shrimp, and in winter, it is to catch birds, and the ecological green and pollution-free ingredients that people in the city think are not to say that they can eat every day, at least they can be eaten in three days.
The water towns in the south of the Yangtze River are particularly rich in products, and although the family is very poor, it is very rare to go hungry.
Therefore, the alien will think that his genes are pure, and other people eat a lot of genetically modified food, and there are more or less problems with the genes, and because he has no money to buy those things to eat, the genes are protected instead.
Now his body has been improved by aliens using high-tech means, and he doesn't know how much potential it is, only what he feels is that his steps are extremely relaxed, he walks as fast as the wind, he is full of energy, and he has endless energy.
After touching half a pot of river mussels, the sunset had set in the west, Zhang Shaohua felt that dinner was enough, so he stopped touching the river mussels and looked at the holographic medical instrument. The virtual screen turned on and flipped through layer by layer, much faster. When I thought that Xiaohua and Chun Tao's illness was cured by it, and when I imagined that I was going to make a lot of money, I couldn't help but look up to the sky.
"Coax!" The two wild ducks, who were cheating, were frightened, and they both flew up in panic and tried to escape.
Zhang Shaohua was overjoyed, picked up a river mussel in the footbath and threw it hard.
“haha! Duck for dinner! Zhang Shaohua picked up the footbasin and ran towards the place where the wild duck fell.
The footbasin was on his shoulder, the wild ducks were fluttering in the basin, and on the ridges between the rice fields, Zhang Shaohua jumped left and right and walked quickly in the direction of his home.
Zhang Shaohua ignored the villagers who were drinking water around the well, put the basin on the ground, and said to Chun Tao with a smile: "Big wife, we eat duck at night, you go back to boil water and scald duck now." ”
Chun Tao looked at the wild duck and smiled, Xiaohua's delicate hand gently stroked the wild duck, and the delicate face smiled and bloomed.
Zhang Shaohua tore off the torn clothes on his body three or two, wore only shorts, squeezed the villagers away, and poured a bucket of water from the well on his head. The villagers jumped out of the way to prevent their clothes from getting wet. Zhang Shaohua rubbed his hands up and down, even if he took a bath.
"Whoever pays first, drinks first." Zhang Shaohua said loudly while pulling over the bench.
No one pays. Zhang Shaohua saw that several people were holding money in their hands, but they were unwilling to hand it over. I couldn't help but use my brain, thinking, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, you dare not give the money to Lao Tzu.
As soon as his eyes rolled to his heart, let Lao Tzu try this treasure and see if he could make the mussel bigger, if he could, hehe! Can they not rush to send money to Lao Tzu?
The holographic device is aimed at the mussel, the virtual screen opens, and a dialog box appears: "Please enter the size." ”
Zhang Shaohua hurriedly wrote quickly with his hand: "One kilogram." ”
"Whoa!" The river mussels in the basin suddenly swelled out, only two palms in size, and all the villagers were shocked.
"Don't look at it, I poured water on them when I was in the shower just now. If you want to heal the sick, unless I scoop up water and feed it to you, you will not be able to cure the sick when you are full of water. Zhang Shaohua whispered.
"I'll give the money!" One of the villagers said loudly as he handed over the money.
"Xiaohua, you collect money." Zhang Shaohua said loudly.
Zhang Shaohua lowered his eyebrows and bowed his back to continuously feed the patient, Xiaohua ran back and forth, quickly collected the money, and after receiving a large stack, he ran back to the house and hid the money on Zhang Shaohua's bed and covered it with a quilt.
Late at night, when the patients were gone, Zhang Shaohua and Chun Tao Xiaohua sat on the table of the Eight Immortals and ate duck meat and clam meat.
"Second fool, we earned more than 100,000 yuan today, and many of them are from other villages." Chun Tao said with a smile.
"Hmmm! I'll let them come early tomorrow morning, and you will rest early, and I will sleep by the well, and you will sleep in your bed. Zhang Shaohua whispered.
"The three of us slept together, the bed is wide!" Xiaohua glanced at the peach blossom eyes and whispered.
"Hey, hey!" Zhang Shaohua smiled innocently, looking very ambiguous.
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