Chapter 0147 Giving birth to a BB, my mother will teach you a trick
(Thank you to the folks who voted for the monthly ticket last night, thank you.) )
(Today is June 1st, I wish the folks who don't have children a happy holiday, you have to work hard.) )
(I wish you the folks who already have children, and I wish Lao Shui's own son a happy holiday, the little one is about to be two years old...... )
(In addition, it's a new January, ask for a few guaranteed monthly passes...... )
In the evening, Kyle and Qin Weiwei stayed at Jinshan Ranch, and together with Xu Xiaoyu, they talked and chatted with the two old men who were still very weak.
When chatting happily, Xu Xiaoyu's mobile phone rang, and he took it out and saw that it was Liu Hanwu's fat call.
Liu Hanwu was very excited to tell Xu Xiaoyu that although Xiangxiang Tianxia's business opened today was not good and did not make any money, the dishes were unanimously praised by all the diners, especially the chopped pepper fish head of Xiao Da's kitchen knife, which made the customers enjoy eating.
One table of guests even finished eating one and then came and killed three servings in a row!
"Brother Haluha, brother, I dare to pack tickets, our business in Xiangxiang world will definitely be like our Piaoxiang breakfast restaurant, the sesame seeds are blooming, more and more prosperous, the business is prosperous and the wealth is rolling or something, all of them are not a problem!"
Liu Hanwu patted his chest, and his emotions began to be a little excited, he was still a little worried, but now, looking at the reaction of the customers, looking at the enthusiasm of the restaurant staff, and worrying about it, Mu Fuji Jingshan, you are a little dog, Lao Tzu Restaurant opened, you sent a crumpled four-dollar red envelope, right, you and its uncle polished your dog's eyes to see clearly, who beat whom, who ravaged whom, and who died in the end!!
This moment. Liu Hanwu is like a chicken blood, his fat fists are clenched, his confidence is bursting, and he is full of fighting spirit!! It's like a fighter in a rooster!!
"If Xiangxiang's business in the world is not hot, what's the point of us opening it? So Brother Liu, aren't you talking nonsense. Xu Xiaoyu hit him with a smile.
"Hehe, that's right." Liu Hanwu scratched his head and asked, "Brother, have you forgotten that freshwater fish are supplied by you?" If you don't deliver it again, the fish will be out of stock tomorrow. ”
"Well, I really forgot about it." Xu Xiaoyu smiled: "I'm in Jinshan Ranch now, and John and An Linna's bodies have some problems. I need to take care of them. "I thought about it for a moment. Then he said: "Well, I'm not sure how many days it will take to get back to my ranch, so you should get some freshwater fish from other sources first." ”
"Why don't I ask someone to drive directly to your ranch to pull it?" Liu Hanwu suggested.
"It's useless." Xu Xiaoyu said: "I have to go." ”
Liu Hanwu asked curiously, "For what?" Do the fish listen to your call? Or do you have some special way of fishing? ”
"Brother Liu, you guessed right. The fish do listen to my call. And I also have a unique way of fishing. Xu Xiaoyu smiled vaguely.
Liu Hanwu was even more interested: "My brother is very bullish." Can you tell me about it? ”
Xu Xiaoyu pondered, the space water luring fish caused the fish to go crazy, and more people would definitely witness and know about this in the future. I always said that I didn't know what was going on, it was too far-fetched, or like fooling my father Wu Dashun and them, I said that space water was a potion to attract fish.
When he thought of this, Xu Xiaoyu suddenly remembered another thing, he called Dashun last time, but he didn't answer even two calls, and he didn't come back later, what kind of plane is that kid doing? ? Nothing will happen, right?!
Xu Xiaoyu was anxious to call Wu Dashun, so he said to Liu Hanwu: "Brother Liu's matter about fish, next time you will open your eyes...... I still have something to do, so I won't tell you yet......"
"Don't." Seeing that Xu Xiaoyu was about to hang up the phone, Liu Hanwu hurriedly called out to him.
"Brother Liu, are you still in trouble?" Xu Xiaoyu said.
"Brother, you are really a noble person, how forgetful!" Liu Hanwu rolled his eyes and said, "You forgot, tomorrow is the Dragon Boat Festival!" ”
"Yes, tomorrow is the Dragon Boat Festival." Xu Xiaoyu patted his head, in fact, he had always been concerned about this matter, but the fact that Old John and An Lina almost braided his hair made him nervous......
Liu Hanwu didn't complain about him, and said: "In the afternoon, we received a notice from the State Dragon Boat Association that tomorrow's dragon boat competition has changed its location, no longer in the Humboldt River, but in Lake Tahoe...... As for the reason, it is that in the river basin of a tributary of the Humboldt River, there are traces of American crocodiles, and I am afraid that there are crocodiles lurking in Humboldt, which will cause some accidents tomorrow, so I changed the place. ”
"Well, I got it." Xu Xiaoyu nodded, this crocodile was discovered by himself and George first, and then notified the relevant departments of Reno...... Wait, American crocodile? It's a super-jumbo! The absolute overlord of freshwater! Could it be that the four crocodile eggs I picked up are American crocodile eggs?
Xu Xiaoyu's eyes lit up and asked, "Brother Liu, are you sure that the American crocodile found in the river?" And not other species of crocodiles? ”
"I'm not sure." Liu Hanwu said: "Because I also heard the person from the State Dragon Boat Association calling." ”
Xu Xiaoyu didn't ask about this matter again, there must have been a news notice on the Linuo political axe side of this matter, and if you check it on the Internet, it should be clear.
Liu Hanwu said: "By the way, brother, we will set off from here at six o'clock tomorrow morning, after all, the dragon boat team is not familiar with the situation on the other side of Lake Tahoe, and we have to hurry up to train a few." You're coming and coming with me, or? ”
"Brother Liu, didn't I say earlier, John and An Lina have some physical problems, and I need to take care of them. So I can't go with you in this dragon boat race. ”
Xu Xiaoyu said somewhat helplessly, he has seen a lot of domestic Dragon Boat Races, but he has never seen the Dragon Boat Races held by Chinese people abroad, and to be honest, he is still quite interested in going to watch.
"Well, that's a shame." Liu Hanwu sighed, he also made some preparations, so that tomorrow Xu Xiaoyu Xiaolu will show his cooking skills, shock those competitors in the catering industry, and make a name for the Piaoxiang Breakfast Restaurant at the same time. By the way, it also made Xiangxiang a blockbuster in the world.
Now it seems that this thing is going to be yellow.
Xu Xiaoyu said: "Brother Liu, I have nothing else to do, I'll hang up the phone first." ”
"Nothing else." Liu Hanwu said: "Greetings John and An Lina for me, and wish them a speedy recovery." ”
"I will."
After Xu Xiaoyu conveyed Liu Hanwu's greetings and blessings to the two old men, he dialed Wu Dashun's phone, only to find that it had been shut down.
This kid was kicked out of the house, and he wouldn't think about anything stupid.
Xu Xiaoyu suddenly became deeply worried about his dead friend, and pondered about calling his mother Hu Yanju to inquire about the situation, but the mobile phone rang again, and it seemed that it was his old mother calling.
Put through. The mother's concerned voice came: "Son." Happy Dragon Boat Festival. ”
"Dragon Boat Festival?" Xu Xiaoyu was stunned: "Mom, we haven't reached the Dragon Boat Festival yet, it's still June 1st." ”
"Uh......" Cai Lanfen was also stunned, remembering the problem of jet lag, which was more than ten hours faster than Nevada in the United States. Other words. It's the morning of June 2 in China. In Nevada, it was the night of June 1.
Cai Lanfen's adaptability is still very strong, and when she realized that she had made a fuss, she immediately laughed and teased: "That son's mother wishes you a happy Children's Day." ”
"Happy Children's Day to me??" Xu Xiaoyu sweated wildly: "Mom, are you dreaming?" Dream back more than 10 years ago. Anyway, your son and I are twenty-five years old this year, and I am still a child?? ”
Cai Lanfen said eloquently: "Don't say that you are only twenty-five, even if you are seventy or eighty, you will always be a child in my mother's heart." And the fact that you don't have children, what are you if you're not a child? ”
"Well, I'm a child." The old mother's sophistry made Xu Xiaoyu speechless, so he had to raise the white flag and surrender.
Seeing that Xu Xiaoyu was deflated, Cai Lanfen smiled happily and said, "Okay, son, don't be depressed, mom will teach you a way to grow up quickly." ”
"Give birth to a little BB, be a father, right?" Mom is getting better and better, Xu Xiaoyu is speechless.
"Son, you are so smart! Worthy of my son. While praising Xu Xiaoyu, Cai Lanfen did not forget to put a handful of gold on her face, and said with a smile: "Son, are you very excited?" ”
I haven't even thought about getting married, and I still want to have children? Xu Xiaoyu didn't talk to his mother about this topic, and decisively changed: "Mom, what activities have you arranged for the Dragon Boat Festival in China today?" ”
Cai Lanfen didn't follow his topic, thinking about the mixed-race grandson, and said seriously: "The Dragon Boat Festival, I'll talk about it later, let's talk about you and my foreign daughter-in-law first......"
As she spoke, Cai Lanfen suddenly lowered her voice and asked in a chattering voice: "What, did you take that measure when you were there?" ”
Thump!
Mom's words came into his ears, and Xu Xiaoyu fell to the ground with a heel, Mom, are you a little Tai Chi?
Cai Lanfen didn't care if he could stand it or not, and continued: "Son, does my foreign daughter-in-law still don't want a baby? So what kind of measure did you force you to take? Don't worry, Mom will teach you another trick...... Every time you do something with her, you take a needle beforehand and secretly tie the sleeve into a few small holes, so that, hehe, you know...... You do it according to the method that Mom taught you, and Mom keeps you with a hit!! ”
"......" Xu Xiaoyu felt that the world was spinning, and he was completely speechless.
"Hey, son, why don't you keep quiet, do you think Mom's method is unreliable?" Cai Lanfen said: "That's it, Mom will teach you another method to ensure that you get ...... naturally."
"Don't, don't." Xu Xiaoyu hurriedly said: "Mom, please don't say it, I'm going crazy if you say it again." ”
"Going crazy? I said you're as for you? Cai Lanfen said with disdain, but there were a few evil smiles on the corners of her mouth, in fact, she deliberately stimulated Xu Xiaoyu to spy on his mind.
Now through stimulation, Cai Lanfen can see that Xu Xiaoyu doesn't want to make children at all, so she decided to change her strategy and said: "Son, our daughter-in-law is next to you, you give her the phone, and Mom will talk to her." ”
Xu Xiaoyu is so smart, as soon as my mother said this, she knew what kind of wishful thinking she was making, but my mother wanted to talk to Kyle Yuan about this request, Xu Xiaoyu had no reason to refuse, so she gave her mobile phone to Kyle Yuan. (To be continued......)