Chapter 0169 - What a Sad End! (Tears beg for subscription)
Wu Dashun was raised by Hu Yanju pulling a handful of and urine, so Wu Dashun's dog-like dress deceived the villagers who saw trees from the big man Yunbo, but he could never fool his mother Hu Yanju.
Indeed, Hu Yanju only glanced out and saw that this second-B young man was his uncompetitive son, but Wu Dashun's wonderful question can be called a classic, 'Hey auntie, is Wu Dashun at home?' Hu Yanju was immediately confused.
Hu Yanju frowned and looked at Wu Dashun up and down like a thief, Wu Dashun gave her a feeling that couldn't be more familiar, but his bright skin, this bullish look, and the brand-new car made her suspicious: Isn't this second goods Dashun that melon baby? ?
Seeing Hu Yanju's puzzled look, Wu Dashun was so happy that his stomach was about to explode, he wanted to laugh happily, but he knew better that laughing was tantamount to a goof, and he couldn't tease his mother, so Wu Dashun couldn't hold back, helped the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, pretended to look at his house, pinched his throat and said to himself: "Am I mistaken, this is not Wu Dashun's home?" ”
"This is his house, I'm, what are you looking for him?" Through repeated scrutiny of the second B youth, Hu Yanju felt that this guy should just look very similar to his son.
"I have a very lucrative path here, and I want him to follow me." Wu Dashun said pretentiously.
Hu Yanju was overjoyed when she heard this, and saw that this guy was wearing high-end clothes and driving a bright car. At a glance, you know that Lu Dao is a rich master, and his son should be able to make a lot of money if he follows him, but I don't know what the relationship between him and his son is, he won't pit his son, right?! How many people who have been doing business in these years have not made a fortune by making a fortune by pit people??
Thinking of this, Hu Yanju asked vigilantly: "Do you know my family Dashun?" ”
"Of course." Wu Dashun patted his chest and said, "Not just acquaintance, my relationship with him is so good that it can't be better?" ”
"The relationship is so good? And what is your name? Hu Yanju asked again.
"My surname is Wu, and my full name is Wu Liuliu." Wu Dashun said.
"Wu Liuliu?" Hu Yanju squinted her eyes slightly, as if she was recalling something. The suspicious gaze squinted at Wu Dashun: "Why haven't I ever heard my son mention you?" ”
"That's because of the name Wu Liuliu. I changed it. Wu Dashun said solemnly.
Hu Yanju was about to break the casserole and ask the end, when in an old house thirty or forty meters away next door, a village woman in her fifties saw the movement here and walked over. When she saw Wu Dashun. was also stunned. exclaimed: "Dashun, why did you become like this? You look like a lot more like a person. ”
"This aunt, did you recognize the wrong person? My name is Wu Liuliu. Wu Dashun smiled and said to the neighbor village woman, he found that it was good to fool people. It's not ordinary fun to see them stunned.
"Did I recognize the wrong person?? You're not Dashun?? The neighbor village woman looked at him in surprise, then at Hu Yanju, and said in disbelief: "Sister Yanju, what the hell is going on?" ”
When Hu Yanju was about to answer again, a few bear children next to her ran over and pestered Wu Dashun to chirp:
"Uncle Da Shun, Uncle Da Shun, you look so cool, I want to be as cool as you when I grow up, oh no, I want to be cooler than you......"
"Uncle Dashun, did you buy this car? It's so pretty, much more beautiful than my toy car. ”
"Uncle Dashun......"
"Uncle Dashun......"
"Uncle Dashun, I also have a car, your car is for me to play with, my car is for you to play, let's play with it, okay?"
The replacement plea put forward by this bear child after the last one made Wu Dashun sweat, and said in his heart that even if my car is for you to play, can you have fun?
Wu Dashun wanted to continue to pretend to be 13, so as to tease these bear children, at this moment, in front of the road, two motorcycles drove over, but the villagers who drove and sat in the car were the big roots who had just sawed trees in the middle of the road.
The big root in front of him was still far away, so he shouted loudly at the top of his voice: "Dashun, you melon baby, you have made a fortune, you have bought millions of Mercedes-Benz, you have to set up a few tables tonight, please give everyone a meal!" ”
These villagers who sawed trees put down their work and rushed over in a hurry, just to coax Wu Dashun to treat him, and in addition, they wanted to investigate well, Wu Dashun was so depressed before, why did he make such a fortune all of a sudden?
"I said a few uncles, I know you......"
Wu Dashun, who was addicted to pretending to be 13, was about to pretend to the end, when suddenly someone suddenly lifted the back of his clothes, Wu Dashun hurriedly looked back and found that it was his old mother Hu Yanju who lifted his clothes, and suddenly, he had a very bad premonition.
Sure enough, Hu Yanju lifted his clothes and saw the black and cyan birthmark on his back at a glance, so far, how could Hu Yanju, who was already full of suspicion, not understand that this Wu Liuliu is a fake and shoddy product, and it is his own cub Wu Dashun!!
Scold!
Wow!!
Hu Yanju's anger suddenly rose thirty zhang high, turned back into the corridor in three steps and two steps, picked up the broom in the corner, and without saying anything, he pulled down Wu Dashun's back.
Fortunately, Wu Dashun had a premonition that something was not good, and as soon as Hu Yanju's broom was waved, he wiped the oil on the soles of his feet and slipped away quickly.
"Wu Liuliu, Wu Dashun, Liuliu Dashun is not, this new name is very level...... Wu Dashun, you are a turtle son, you are against the sky, you dare to play with your mother...... If you don't fight for three days, you can go to the house and uncover the tiles, right...... You stand for the old lady, the old lady has to break your two legs today, and even break your third leg with you......"
Hu Yanju chased and scolded, her 'brutality' and best are well-known in Fuyun Village, and when they heard her scolding, they were so shocked that they subconsciously clamped their legs.
Dagen and they were frightened, but Wu Dashun didn't run away, but turned back, straightened up, with the virtue of a ruffian, and said with a playful smile: "Come on, come and interrupt, it's just right to interrupt, you won't force me to go on a blind date, and you don't have to think about hugging your grandson......"
"Flutter ......" Dagen, the villagers who were watching, were amused by him.
"You think I don't dare to fight, I'll kill you!"
The mother and son are used to it, the villagers of Fuyun Village have long been surprised, and Hu Yanju doesn't feel ashamed or ashamed, she picked up the stick and really hit Wu Dashun's lifeline.
But of course she wouldn't really smoke Wu Dashun's thing, pumping his thighs, the thighs were tender and tender, and she was scorching and painful.
"Damn, old lady, you're really fighting!"
was whipped by a stick, Wu Dashun grinned in pain, and hurriedly hugged his head and ran away.
"Let you pretend, let you play the old lady, see that I don't smoke you to death......"
Hu Yanju scolded and chased after with a stick.
Wu Dashun fled in a hurry, and this picture was very joyful.
Many villagers in the village watched this scene from afar, and they were all laughing, including Xu Xiaoyu and Kai Eryuan.
Kyle asked puzzled, "Xu, how could your brother be chased and beaten like this by that woman?" ”
Xu Xiaoyu gloated and smiled: "That woman is his mother, as for what the fuck is chasing him like this, do you still need to think about it, it must be that the slut who is cheap and guilty of two things." (To be continued......)