Listing testimonials
Opening remarks of the host: Ladies and gentlemen, lady-and-what man, and book friends, hello everyone. We warmly welcome everyone to the "First Congress" exclusively sponsored by "I want to go back to Mars". After nearly three months of hard work, "Counterfeit Traverser" has more than 600,000 words, and today it is finally going to be put on the shelves. On this insignificant special day, let us take such an opportunity to recall the past and look forward to the future together. Now, please welcome the guests who arrived at the conference today with the warmest applause!
(Applause, screams, flowers, music.) └(^o^)┘; )
Xiao Huang Rong: Hi, everyone, I'm Rong'er! I'm five years old, no, (pinching my little finger), I'm six. I've graduated from kindergarten and will be in the first grade of elementary school this year! Do you want to know how I got to elementary school? I heard my father say that when I go to elementary school, I will start learning to read and write. I want to know a lot of words, and after I know the words, I can read the love letters that my father wrote to me, and I can also read novels. I still want to watch "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"! I guess it must be pretty! Hee-hee
(Narrator: If you want to follow the latest news of Xiao Huang Rong, you can subscribe to "Counterfeit Traverser" (→_→))
Guo Xiang: Hello, everyone, I'm Xiang'er. It's been a long time since I've seen me, so people won't forget about me! Recently, I was busy with the college entrance examination, and I was studying at school for the first time, and I was under a lot of pressure. Life is really hard when it's stressful. The author of "Counterfeit Traverser" is also on the shelves for the first time, and I believe that he is also under a lot of pressure. Therefore, conditional book lovers subscribe to "Imposter Traverser", helping others is a traditional virtue! (^_^)∠※
Little Dragon Girl: Well, you guys, I'm Long'er. Being with Tang Xiaosheng is my only wish. It's just that the author of this book doesn't seem to have any discipline, and he got a lot of women next to Tang Xiaosheng and kept seducing him, which made me very depressed. I know that the reason why the author did this is also to attract book lovers to subscribe. Therefore, Long Er is here to implore everyone, if you have the conditions, subscribe to "Fake Traverser" more, if there are more subscribers, the author will not write so many women, and I will not have so many competitors. Please, everyone! (∩_∩)
Zhao Min: Uh, hello everyone, I'm Minmin! First of all, Tang Xiaosheng is mine, no one wants to snatch it! However, judging from the current situation, I am facing too many difficulties and challenges, and it will take a lot of time to succeed. Therefore, Min Min hereby appeals to everyone to subscribe to "The Imposter Traverser", lest the author be a eunuch because of unsatisfactory grades before I succeed. (^___^)
Mei Chaofeng: Ahem, I'm Mei Chaofeng!! Don't be afraid, I'm in a vegetative state, and I won't hurt you. Maybe it's strange to you that I've become a vegetative person because of why I'm still able to give a testimonial. The reason is very simple, I have already written these testimonials in the "Suicide Note" to Tang Xiaosheng. (For details, see Chapter 178 of the novel, "Mei Chaofeng's Suicide Note".) As you should know, there is a secret about instant noodles in me. In order to unravel this secret, it is necessary for me to wake up sooner. Therefore, I hope you will subscribe to "Imposter Traverser" more, because I am afraid that if the subscription results are not good, the author will be a eunuch before I wake up. Sorry everyone! Super Wind is grateful! If I wake up in the future, all my friends who subscribe to this book will come to the armed police hospital to see me in the future, and they will not be charged. (v?v)
Xiao Zhao: Hello everyone, I'm Xiao Zhao. My greatest wish is to always be by Tang Xiaosheng's side, and I want nothing else. Therefore, I hope that "The Imposter Traverser" can be written forever, so that I will always have the opportunity to be with Tang Xiaosheng. Xiao Zhao is here to ask everyone to subscribe to "Counterfeit Traverser" conditionally. With one of your subscriptions, the author has an extra motivation to write. (∩_∩)…,
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Lin Shishi: Hello everyone, I'm Lin Shishi! Maybe people think I'm a supporting actress, and I may not get much attention compared to the previous beauties. However, don't forget, I am the first woman to appear in the novel except for Guo Xiang, may my status be poor? Do you want to know what my end is? There is only one truth! To find out what happens next, you can choose to subscribe to Imposter Traverser.
Hu Daqiang: Brothers, I'm Hu Daqiang, the boss of the five kidnappers who kidnapped Guo Xiang, you shouldn't have forgotten me! How to say, I was also the national sanda king back then, if Tang Xiaosheng hadn't opened the golden finger, he might not have been able to beat me. Unfortunately, I'm still in prison and don't have much chance to show my hands again. Here, Daqiang begs all brothers and sisters, subscribe to "Counterfeit Traverser", subscribe to it, maybe the author is in a good mood, and let me be released from prison early. If I, Hu Daqiang, can be released from prison early, all those who subscribe to "Counterfeit Traverser" will be my Hu Daqiang's brothers and sisters. Please, everybody!
Big-faced cat: Brothers, I'm a big-faced cat. Actually, my name is not Big Face Cat, but the author thinks that I am a soy sauce character in the first place, and he is too lazy to give me another name. The big-faced cat is here to beg everyone to subscribe to "The Imposter Traverser", maybe the subscription is high, and the author is in a good mood, so give me a name. Excuse me!
Bao Zhiming: Hello everyone, I am Bao Zhiming, director of the Public Security Bureau, and I was the deputy director before. Many criminals go astray because of a lack of support and buy-in from others. For example, when a writer writes a book but no one subscribes to it, the writer may be emotionally affected, degenerate, and eventually become criminal. In order to prevent such a tragedy from happening to the author of "The Imposter Traverser", I recommend that you subscribe to this book if you can! Give your love and build a harmonious society together.
Zhang Zhizong: Hello everyone, I'm director Zhang Zhizong. Although I am a soy sauce character, I am also Tang Xiaosheng's queen director, and I was the director of his "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and "Heaven and Dragon Slayer". I may shoot "Dragon Babu" in my next play, and I am ready to continue to cooperate with Tang Xiaosheng. Here, I strongly urge everyone to subscribe to "Counterfeit Traverser" if you have the conditions. The author of this book is a newcomer, and newcomers often have no discipline, have poor grades, and always like to wield a knife from the palace. If he is from the palace, my "Dragon Babu" will not be filmed. Therefore, we would like to ask for your strong support.
Long Tianhao: I'm Long Tianhao, you should be familiar with it! At this point in the novel, the richest person is me. It's a pity that life with money is not easy, because money can't buy feelings. Until now, my daughter Long Xiaoxue is still lukewarm to me, and I always pull out the cold in my heart. Here, I appeal to everyone to subscribe to "Imposter Traverser" if you have the conditions! If there are more subscribers and the author is in a good mood, maybe I will arrange a good ending. If Xiaoxue can no longer be so indifferent to me in the future, all book friends who subscribe to "Counterfeit Traverser" will buy a house in Longqi Group in the future, and they will all get a discount, and buy one get one free, buy a house, give away a villa, the number is not limited, the delivery is not finished, and it will not stop, please rest assured to participate.
(Moderator's narrator: I solemnly remind you not to believe the advertisements of real estate developers!!! )
Xia Bai and Xia Yang: Hello everyone, our brothers are playing together. Maybe everyone thinks it's strange, aren't the two of us already hanging, how can we still come out to give a speech. The reason is simple, we give testimonials through ghosts, and ghosts naturally exist when there are souls. Speaking of the death of our brothers, I regret it, fighting for your life and death, just for a money. Lack of money is indeed easy to lead people astray, so here is an appeal to everyone to subscribe to the book "Imposter Traverser". Because if you don't subscribe, the author will be short of money, and if the author is short of money, maybe just like our brothers, they will also go to the point of no return to crime. Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, so everyone should do good deeds and accumulate virtue! …,
Xia Gangzheng: Ahem! Ahem! Hello everyone, I'm Xia Gangzheng. Although I have never really appeared, I am the father of Xia Bai, Xia Yang, and Xia Zhao after all, and I have made a lot of contributions to this novel. Now, I'm seriously ill in bed, and I could die at any moment. Here, I ask you to support "The Imposter Traverser", I am mainly worried that if the results of the book are not good, the author will be ruthless and write me to death, please help me!
Kentaro Ishii: みなさん, こんにちは' (Japanese translation: Hello everyone), I'm Kentaro Ishii! My mother is an islander, but my father is Chinese, and I am also half Chinese, so don't have prejudices against me. Since I was accepted as an apprentice by Tang Xiaosheng, I have hardly appeared, and I think that the author may be worried that my identity will affect the subscription of book friends. Therefore, I implore everyone to subscribe to a big drop, support "Counterfeit Traverser" to drop a lot, and as soon as the subscription is good, I may have a chance to appear again, ありがとう (Japanese translation: 谢龗谢). If I have the opportunity to appear again, all friends who subscribe to "Imposter Traverser" can introduce you to the beautiful actresses of the island country for free! Please! (Bow)
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I'm going back to Mars: Thank you for your remarks. (^?^)
"The Imposter Traverser" was my first book, and I didn't know much about either the novel or the novel. I heard that newcomers are not easy to mix, here, first of all, I would like to give a special thank you to my editor-in-charge, Lan Elf.
When I first submitted the manuscript to him, I thought he should have seen that I was seriously inexperienced in writing, but finally decided to sign the book and give it a chance to practice. It is precisely because of this that there is the book "Counterfeit Traverser". At the same time, the editor in charge, Lan Elf, also gave an opinion to this book, but at that time, I didn't understand his opinion very well, and even resisted a little, because it was a heartbreaking opinion. However, looking back now, I find that the Lan Elf was right.
So a special thank you to him.
It's been almost three months since the book was opened. In the past three months, I have been looking for a suitable opportunity to say thank you to all my book friends. Originally, I planned to thank you when I wrote Sanjiang's testimonial if I had the opportunity to recommend it. As a result, Tang Xiaosheng was about to get on the little dragon girl, and "Fake Crossing" couldn't go to Sanjiang. So, these words of thanks are piled up to this day.
As a rookie writer, when I type every word in front of the computer, I am always apprehensive, wondering how readers will react to every character I portray and every plot I conceive. In the past three months, I have also received a lot of feedback from book friends, whether it is writing book reviews, voting, collecting, or rewarding, these feedbacks have given me a clearer understanding of myself and my novels.
First of all, I would like to thank all the book friends who have written book reviews for this book, whether the book reviews are positive or negative, subjective or objective, I have benefited a lot. (v?v)
Second, thank you to all the book friends who have recommended votes for this book. In particular, there are a few book friends who vote for recommendation more diligently than myself, and I am really moved. Of course, with more than 10,000 recommendation votes, it is impossible for a few book friends to vote, and there are many book friends like Tang Xiaosheng who do good deeds without leaving their names to vote for recommendation. Although I don't know who you are, the meaning of gratitude is the same. Xie Lu Xie. ^_^\"
Thirdly, I would like to thank all the book friends who have rewarded this book. Don't say anything, thank you. ($_$) special thanks to the book friend for "being a low-key person", although his nickname seems to be very low-key, but the reward is not low-key, and he has rewarded 20,000 yuan for this book so far. For a rookie writer like me, I will be happy for a long time if I raise a recommendation ticket, and I will be depressed for a long time if I lose a collection, and the reward of 20,000 yuan is still quite shocking. ‘(+﹏+)′
In short, thank you to all the book friends who have read this book, thank you for everything you have done for this book, and I hope that the plot behind will not disappoint everyone. As for the update after it is put on the shelves, we will strive for 10,000 per day in March, and strive for a monthly ticket for new books.
Uh, I'm done talking, and I'm going to hand over the microphone to the moderator of the conference.
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Moderator: Thank you for participating in the "First Conference" sponsored exclusively by I want to return to Mars, this conference has come to an end, thank you to all the guests for attending, and thank you to all the book friends for their time.
Here, I wish you all a good mood when reading "Imposter Traverser"! See you again at the 2nd Congress! O(∩_∩)O
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PS: Quiz with prizes: Who is the real identity of the host of the first conference? →_→