"Squad leader, calm down." I persuaded in a gentle tone, "Didn't you say that you would become a criminal police officer in the future?" Don't you need evidence when the criminal police catch the bad guys? ”

"Evidence? What more evidence do I need to see with my own eyes! ”

"You can't say that," I teased, "what you see, and Shu Zhe's words, are at most just human witnesses, and in terms of the admissibility of evidence, physical evidence is greater than human witnesses." ”

When I went to my grandparents' house when I was a child, "The Legal System in Progress" was played on TV every day, and I didn't follow it in vain.

As I spoke, I reached down and removed the camera from the shelf.

"You know this, right?"

Shu Zhe used to take a selfie with a silver-gray card machine, and the panel under the lens was clearly printed with the four English characters "SONY".

"Isn't it just a digital camera?" The squad leader was still vigilant against me and wouldn't let me get close easily.

"It's a gift that my parents bought for my brother on May Day, and it's much lighter than the original camera at home - you mean it's physical evidence?"

I fumbled around the operation panel of the card machine for a while, and soon figured out the operation method, and called up the photos stored in it on the small LCD screen.

It's really unbearable, there are about 17 or 8 photos taken today, all of which are Shu Zhe wearing a leather skirt and stockings, scratching his head and posing, in order to meet Li Er's request to "show his flesh", some of them also deliberately unbuttoned the lower part of the small shirt, revealing the white thorny waist.

Further back, there were yesterday's ones, the day before yesterday's ones, and the farthest back to May 3.

As soon as your parents returned to Shanghai, you started filming, and I really can't wait! And there are new works almost every day.,It's really diligent! Shu Zhe, you don't feel comfortable if you don't be a pseudo-mother for a day!

I beckoned to the squad leader, "Come over and see what's on the camera." ”

The squad leader refused to come, and she looked at me as if I would take the opportunity to grab her hand and hold her on the bed.

I had no choice but to place the camera on the floor between the two of us and take three steps back to show no malice.

The squad leader then bent down with great caution and picked up the camera.

As soon as she saw the first photo, her cheeks turned the color of red peony.

"You...... Do this kind of thing, and even take pictures? You Edison Chen! ”

Hey, hey, hey, this metaphor is not appropriate, your brother is not Cecilia Cheung! And although Master Chen was cold, he didn't put his hand on Zhengtai!

"Don't just look at the content, squad leader, look at the date." I reminded, "It's true that someone forced Shu Zhe to take this kind of photo, but that person is not me, let alone from today...... You calm down, and then I'll answer your question. ”

It is impossible for the squad leader not to find out the suspicions, first of all, Shu Zhe's women's clothes and wigs, it is impossible for me to bring them with my schoolbag, if I have already coerced Shu Zhe to take this kind of photo for a long time, there is no reason to be in a hurry, so I have to let the squad leader catch it today.

After looking at it sweatily for a while, the squad leader put the camera down, closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

When he opened his eyes again, his obsidian-like pupils regained some sanity.

"You said that someone forced Xiaozhe to take this kind of photo, who is it?"

So I told the squad leader about Li Er's stunned matter in a simple way.

But I didn't mention that Father-in-law Cao had sold PS nude photos before, just that Li Erzhu was an admirer of the squad leader, and wanted to collect some private photos of life, and Shu Zhe wanted to earn some pocket money, so he left the crooked road.

"Li Er was stunned? Do you mean Li Cunzhuang from Class 2? The squad leader's face was not very good-looking, "I haven't spoken to him, what does he want my photo for?" ”

Squad leader, you're too naïve, and the otaku hasn't spoken to Cang Lao Shi, but he still appreciates Cang Laoshi's **!

"Could it be...... It's used to ...... again," the squad leader covered his mouth and made a disgusting gesture.

At the same time, he stared at me sternly, because I had sent Xiaoqin to ask for a picture of the squad leader, so do you suspect that I also have such a dirty reason?

Forget it, it makes sense for you to despise me, if you want to get a photo that time, maybe you will hand it over to Grandpa Cao PS and become the mother of the new nude photo. I should have dealt with the nude photos sooner, and it was a bit too much to leave it alone.

The squad leader was still suspicious of me.

"If that's the case, you just stopped my brother, why hit him?"

I shook my head and said what I had been preparing for a long time:

"Squad leader, I came to your house today, I didn't know that Shu Zhe would take a selfie in the house, I sincerely planned to help Shu Zhe improve his physical fitness and become a man with his head held high, but I found out that he was doing this kind of thing...... Can I not be angry? ”

The squad leader lowered his eyes and frowned in contemplation, as if my words moved her, her brother's personality is weak, and his physique is really poor, which has always been her heart disease.

I took advantage of the victory to pursue:

"As for weishenme going to spank...... Uh-huh, it's just that I'm afraid that my hands are not light or heavy, and I'm afraid that I will break him. You also know that I have been messing around on the road all year round, and my hands are too dark, in case Shu Zhe is out of breath, won't you be even more able to spare me? ”

When I said the word zuihou, the squad leader raised his eyes slightly and seemed to feel strange about my statement.

"I can't spare you? You big brother of the underworld, what can I do to you? ”

I casually said that I was mixed up in the Tao, and you really believe it! I want to be a big brother in the underworld at the age of 14, and you underestimate the underworld too much! Even if I drop out of school immediately and go to the underworld, I will be a gangster at most, doing some errands, watching the wind, delivering goods and other miscellaneous things, maybe one day I will be sold by the boss and sent to the number to eat in the cell!

"You can't do anything to me," I said, "but our underworld also worships the second master, and everything must be righteous." You've helped me a lot these days, aren't you taking care of Xiaoqin? I also ate your cooking at Xiaoqin's house...... That is to say, by the way, the grace of a meal should be reciprocated by a spring......"

The squad leader corrected me: "It is the grace of a drop of water that should be reciprocated by a spring." ”

"Anyway, it's a meaning, you give me a bowl of rice, and I return you a bucket, do you understand?"

"Who wants your rice bucket!" The squad leader was so angry with me that the oppressive atmosphere that filled the room just now was suddenly swept away.

The smile on the squad leader's face came and went quickly, and she blinked, "I still can't fully believe you, I'm going to find Xiao Zhe to come over and confront you." ”

I made a "please" gesture to show that I wasn't afraid of confronting me in the slightest.

Sure enough, as I expected, Shu Zhe didn't dare to make a mistake in front of me, most of what he said was the truth, and at my prompting, he also hid the matter of PS nude photos, and took his sister's private photos to sell, the guilt was not too heavy, and it was easier to get my sister's forgiveness.

Shu Zhe, who changed into a boy's costume and took off his wig, although he couldn't stand or sit because of hip pain, so he had to lean on the bed to talk to us, but it was much more normal than the pseudo-mother's dress.

If he didn't have a bitter face, he was still quite sunny and handsome, no wonder so many girls liked him, and he didn't feel distressed when he changed his girlfriend.

As soon as I think about this, I feel that I played the right game today, even if it is not too much to say that I am doing the right thing for heaven.

After listening to Shu Zhe's explanation, the squad leader was silent for a while.

When he spoke again, there was a slight tiredness in his tone.

"Xiao Zhe, do you think the pocket money I gave you is too little?"

"When、Of course it's less! There are several more students in the class than me! Shu Zhe shouted aggrievedly, and when he saw me staring at him on the side, he stopped squeaking.

The squad leader sighed, and somehow, her expression made me feel a little sad.

"If you don't have enough pocket money, will you just sell your sister's photos?"

Shu Zhe looked at his sister's sad look and was speechless for a while.

"What do those people do when they buy photos of your sister back, you may not know when you're young, but what they do won't make your sister happy......"

No, squad leader, you underestimate Shu Zhe too much, your younger brother and girlfriend have changed, I should have known it earlier, I'm afraid that the knowledge and experience in that area are much richer than yours!

"You also sold it to Ye Lin, right?"

"Huh?"

Shu Zhe and I asked questions at the same time.

After a second, I understood that the squad leader was referring to the first one, the single photo of the squad leader that I got from Grandpa Cao, and the one that was later confiscated by the squad leader.

Shu Zhe didn't know about it, this photo was related to the PS nude photos, and I couldn't let Shu Zhe leak his mouth.

So I rushed ahead of Shu Zhe and said:

"That's right, I bought that photo from Shu Zhe."

At the same time, he glanced at Shu Zhe wildly, so that he could understand what I meant by saying this.

"Didn't you say last time that you picked it up on the ground?" The squad leader noted.

"Cut, how can I be so lucky, do you think that if the photo of a beautiful girl falls on the ground, others won't pick it up first?"

The squad leader's face turned red. It's best that way, so that she won't be able to detect the flaws in my words, and I can hide it forever in the dustbin of history if I connived at her photoshop's nude photos circulated in the neighborhood.

But don't let the squad leader think that she is too special in my eyes, I don't want the squad leader to think that I am interesting to her, Xiaoqin is not around, and it makes no sense for me to implement the "flower heart big radish" jihua.

"Uh-huh, squad leader, you must know that I'm a very person! So I have collected photos of beautiful girls in the whole school, even the third-grade school girl - your photo is just one of them. ”

Shu Zhe stared at me with wide eyes, as if I were a monster with seven legs and eight eyes, and he couldn't understand why I said that.

"Okay, haode atmosphere was ruined by you!" If he could, he would criticize me like that, right? Of course, he, an expert in pickling girls, doesn't understand my Spartan psychology, and I don't bother to let him understand.

But despite all the smearing of myself like this, the squad leader still blushed and didn't speak for a long time. In order to appear less embarrassed, she held her chin and made a thoughtful expression.

Hey, you don't need to be so happy when someone compliments you on being beautiful, right? You're about to forget about business! The two of us are now holding a public trial of Shu Zhe!