Chapter 712: Tearing Release
I can see 300 children's songs by Zhou Xingchi, and I can hear the songs he sings, and finally. Even the youkai couldn't stand it, so he beat him violently!
Shu Qi's appearance is also amazing, and the shape is not beautiful at all, especially the dialogue with Zhou Xingchi, which makes many people can't help but want to laugh!
"She's the real exorcist!"
The villagers cheered, Shu Qi begged for silver taels, and on the other side, Zhou Xingchi left with a sad expression, and the music also sounded!
The camera turns!
On one wall, there are all kinds of paintings!
"Master!"
Zhou Xingchi was a little frustrated!
The fat man turned around: "Xuanzang!"
"Master, I've failed again!"
Throwing everything to the ground, Zhou Xingchi said with some frustration.
"I know, today, you are by the river, the water demon you met, originally very kind, he was by the river, in order to save a child, and the villagers mistook him for a human trafficker, beat him to death, and threw his body into the river, let the fish and beasts, drink their blood, eat their flesh, he resented it, turned into a half-fish and half-beast water demon, came back to take revenge on the villagers."
With the master's explanation, many of the audience present also had some understanding at this time.
"Master, I have a question, 300 children's songs, are they really that powerful?"
Zhou Xingchi asked helplessly
The movie was over, and finally stopped at 27 minutes, that is, Zhou Xingchi's master, and asked him to continue to exorcism!
It's just 27 minutes, but it's a lot of laughs. Meantime. It's also for people to think about. In particular, Zhou Xingchi's master said about the river demon, and many people also sighed secretly.
"Sure enough, it's Director Zhou's movie, it's really good."
"Before, the part where the water demon appeared really scared me. It's bloody! ā
"That's right, I think young children are not suitable for watching."
Many people quietly discussed, Zhou Xingchi roughly calculated, 27 minutes, the film laughed twelve times, laughed twenty times, and when Zhou Xingchi cried. There are also many emotional people who secretly cry.
"That sister. What do you think of this movie? ā
"Hehe, I just want to say that Director Zhou's talent, accompanied by Zhao Ze's imagination, this movie is worth watching."
Na Jie said in an interview with reporters.
"I agree with Na Jie, but I hope that children under the age of nine will not watch this movie, because some scenes are still a little bloody."
At this time, Wang Fei also said on the side.
"Haha, Director Zhou is really amazing, this movie, I'm optimistic about his box office."
Feng Xiaogang said with a smile.
"Produced by Xingzai, it must be a high-quality product!"
Zhang Yiwei said simply.
"Xingzai's performance is still so powerful."
"It's so funny, the film is really nonsensical."
Many celebrities are also praising the movie one after another.
I have to say, not to mention that "Journey to the West" is really good, even if it is not good, it will be touted, as for the reason, there is naturally only one point, that is, at the premiere, so many stars invited naturally came to cheer, not to smash the scene.
Zhao Ze did not forget about Zhou Tong, so he said to Zhou Xingchi and Chen Tingfeng: "You wait for me, there is a friend who happens to be a reporter, and then, you know." ā
"Ozawa, do you have any commission?"
The others nodded in agreement, but Xiao Yun said jokingly at this time.
"Haha, yes, each of you is worth hundreds of dollars."
Zhao Ze laughed, and then walked up to Zhou Tong, who was interviewing celebrities, and said with a smile: "Let's go, give you a chance." ā
Ten minutes later!
When Zhou Tong looked at Zhao Ze and the others, who had already opened, the whole person's expression was already quite excited and excited, and he didn't even know how to repay Zhao Ze.
First-hand!
Zhou Xingchi, Chen Tingfeng, Zhao Ze, Shu Qi, Huang Bo, etc., all of the celebrities have a complete interview, it can be said that it is possible, with such first-hand information, in the future, Zhou Tong can pretend to be forced to fly.
In particular, Zhao Ze finally said that in the future, Zhou Tong can not be a resident reporter for interviews about Pinxuan Entertainment, which in Zhou Tong's view, is completely complete is that Zhao Ze took him to pretend to be forced to fly with him.
is not only on the side of "Journey to the West", but also on the side of "Havoc in Heaven", the premiere is naturally star-studded, and there are quite a lot of artists under Xiangdi Entertainment, plus all the personnel who participated in the premiere of "Havoc in Heaven" this time, it can be said that they are not weaker than "Journey to the West"!
"Packaging the traditional Chinese story in the Western magic mode, the two races of gods and demons are opposed, and the rebel leader turns into a superhero, which can be said to be quite good as a commercial blockbuster. The special effects have indeed reached a new level, the scenes such as Dragon Palace and Heavenly Court are beautiful, the 3D is not cheating, and the lines are funny. ā
"Special effects and innovation, domestic films are unprecedented, very dazzling and exciting. This is a sincere work to make a good movie, and you can see the efforts of thousands of people behind it, and it is by no means a scum who cheats money. ā
"It's better than expected, it's a very serious big production, I like the Buddhist background of the Journey to the West story itself, but the 86 version of the TV series really can't show us a lot of scenes, this time the heavenly court is the appearance of the heavenly court that I am really satisfied with in my heart, and it is difficult to feel it if I don't go to the cinema. Plus, the real bullet is definitely open, applaud him"
I have to say that "Havoc in the Heavenly Palace" says that it doesn't matter if it's a mercenary army, or whether it's popularity, in short, it's a lot of stars, and it's even more on WeChat, shouting hard.
Zhao Ze watched the comments of "Havoc in the Heavenly Palace", but he didn't say much, he believed that after the release tomorrow, the result would be visible!
At the same time, many comments about "Journey to the West" are also like waves. Attack!
"It just made me laugh at first. Xing Ye is so powerful. He can always use the effect of comedy to express the effect of sadness, I really like it, sister-in-law, I really don't have a husband, it really makes me laugh. ā
"After reading it tomorrow, I will write a long review, and here, I just want to say one thing. The first 27 minutes, however, there are already more than a dozen laughs, this movie is really worth watching. ā
"I have to say that the beginning is a little bloody, and it is also quite cruel, this film is considered a heavy taste, children under ten years old. Still not built yƬ watching, but. But I want to say one thing, that is, Xingye's performance can make up for it. ā
Since everyone hasn't finished watching it for the time being, the current long reviews have not come out, and the premiere that night, it can be said that after the end, many media, divided into two factions, continued to report wildly.
Day 2!
Zhao Ze was wearing a peaked cap, dressed casually, wearing sunglasses, ordinary people, if they didn't look carefully, they shouldn't recognize it, and pulled Ning Qian to the nearest cinema together.
He also wants to see what everyone in the theater thinks about this release!
Since it was the first one, at nine o'clock, when entering, many people were quite excited, and most of them were running for Zhou Xing's belated arrival, rushing to "Journey to the West"!
"Hehe, thanks to my quick hand, I was able to grab the first premiere ticket early!"
"Actually, I mainly want to see Xingye's performance, but I didn't catch up with the premiere yesterday, but I heard that it was said to be good."
"That's right, I also heard from my friend that the first 27 minutes are already very awesome, so I naturally can't wait to come, I just want to see how awesome this movie is."
Zhao Ze and Ning Qian sat in the middle, listening to the many discussions around them, and they also laughed, but then, the words of the person in the front seat made Zhao Ze cry and laugh.
"Rub, you're all here for the movie? Could it be that you didn't come to tear it up? ā
A thin man, at this time, asked helplessly.
"Haha, thin man, your fat man is also here to tear up, saying that he likes Earl Da very much, and now, Earl Da is going to open a new book, so I naturally want to do my part."
A fat man with a height of less than one meter six and two hundred pounds laughed.
"Rub, Lao Tzu is also from the Earl's Alliance, and the Earl is about to open a new book, how can I not come, buddy, what's your ID?"
"My singularity nickname is 'Blue Conch', have you heard of it?"
"Damn, you dead fat man, Lao Tzu is a 'one-thought tiger'!"
"I'm going, I'm also running for the earl's big new book to open, if I don't come to support it, tear it up, I'll do my part."
"Be quiet, be quiet."
Such five or six people, in the entire theater, were bombarded, and finally someone raised an objection.
"Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
The fat man apologized again and again, and at this time, several people changed seats and began to think about the new book of the smiling earl!
"Hee-hee, Ozawa, your fans on the Internet are crazy enough."
Ning Qian said with a smile.
"Well, it's true, there's no way, I'm too charming."
Zhao Ze was also joking, and said in an unusually stinky manner.
"Yes, you're too charismatic."
Ning Qian said cooperatively, and then frowned slightly and asked, "Xiao Ze, are you really going to write an online article?" ā
"Well, there is just something that needs to match reality, so I'll open a book." Zhao Ze thought that it used to be a genre in the singularity, so he said with a smile.
"That's fine, I'm mainly worried that you don't have time."
Ning Qian nodded lightly and said.
"Well, it's okay, the day after tomorrow, I'm going to upload it directly and quietly."
Zhao Ze smiled.
People came one after another, and the entire screening hall was already full, and at nine o'clock, the chaotic screening hall became quiet!
"Journey to the West" has finally begun!
"Damn, scare me, it's really bloody!"
"Haha, I'm laughing to death, sister-in-law, I really don't have a husband."
"This Taoist is also a joke, but his life is big enough!"
"It's funny!"
Sure enough, as Zhao Ze expected, these audiences watched the movie, and they all felt happy one by one. Even if the little girl was eaten by the water demon. Such a sad plot. However, when it is deduced, it still makes many people want to laugh.
And then, in Gao Laozhuang, when they saw that all the roast pigs were all people, everyone was also a little shocked!
"Damn, Tingfeng is so handsome!"
"But. It's ruthless enough! ā
"In the blink of an eye, it turned into a pig's head, which is really surprising."
More and more people are discussing that when Miss Duan tied up the pig demon and let Chen Xuanzang absorb the Yuan Shen, the conversation between the two directly made the entire theater laugh.
"Xingye really laughed at me."
"Yes, it does."
"It's just a blast."
Miss Duan and Chen Xuanzang did not surrender to the pig demon, but Chen Xuanzang listened to the words of the master. I'm going to find the king of demons, Sun Wukong!
On the road. Chen Xuanzang met Miss Duan and her subordinates on the way, and Miss Duan even wanted to be with Xuanzang but was repeatedly rejected. Trying to be more feminine is counterproductive.
"This, this is too funny, haha, I laugh to death."
"Shu Qi is so funny, I'm going to go, there is wood, it's just too funny."
"Haha, I just want to pee!"
"Take a plug and stuff him up, haha, I can see that Xingye is saying strictly, I didn't plug it, and it inexplicably poked my laughter."
I saw that Miss Duan's fourth sister used an obedient charm to make Shu Qi show her femininity, but in the end, the obedient charm was directly attached to Chen Xuanzang's body, which made everyone in the entire screening hall laugh.
"Haha, Xingye's dancing is so awesome, I wiped it, it's so charming."
"It's really funny to me, rub, rub, rub, wipe, too, too, too Nima."
"Haha, Xingye is really miserable."
Seeing Xing Ye being tortured to death and alive, everyone laughed and talked about it.
The pig demon chased after him again, and then, the demon slayer, the remnant horn and the empty boy also came one after another, especially the empty boy appeared, and invited a few aunts, so that the screening hall was full of laughter again.
Chen Xuanzang saw the news of everyone's talk and laughter, but he didn't have any intention of exorcizing the demon, he was also angry, and he was directly ready to leave alone, and at the same time, he also broke with Miss Duan!
In the end, Chen Xuanzang went on the road alone, came to Wuzhi Mountain, listened to the master, and came to the old temple.
When he finally saw the Buddha statue, he also climbed up with difficulty!
A large lotus flower, the entire screening room, has also become extremely quiet!
Monkey king!
I don't know, Monkey King, what will it look like?
yes, I'm really curious!
When Chen Xuanzang finally jumped into the hole and saw Sun Wukong's appearance, everyone was extremely stunned!
"I'm going, this is Sun Wukong?"
"Is there any mistake, this, this is too surprising!"
"That's right, I'm really drunk, this, this is Sun Wukong?"
Seeing this scene in front of them, everyone once again talked about it, and it can be said that the Monkey King in front of him once again subverted everyone's cognition.
"If you don't blink for so long, your eyes won't dry up?"
Chen Xuanzang heard Sun Wukong's words and asked a little weakly.
"What happens if I do it, what happens if I don't? Does this have anything to do with me? ā
Sun Wukong asked coldly.
"I'm just curious, how can I stand these eyes without blinking for so long?"
"Don't you understand the point of what I'm saying? Don't talk to me about dry or bad eyes. ā
Sun Wukong was directly furious.
Seeing Sun Wukong, he can't even cut down sugarcane with his hands, and many people are a little puzzled by his tattered appearance, which is completely different from what Master Chen Xuanzang said before, insidious and cunning!
"Whatever else, give it to me, take it out, take it all."
Sun Wukong said arrogantly, and as a result, Chen Xuanzang directly took out a cactus ball.
"So, you young people, sometimes, you really can't communicate with you, and you ask me to borrow something. I'll lend it to you. You said I'll lend it to you. But you"
"Mr. Sun."
"I don't eat, thank you, you see that you young people are frivolous and impetuous, I personally think it's better to be down-to-earth."
"Mr. Sun"
Chen Xuanzang handed the cactus ball to Sun Wukong again.
"Don't give me this set, if you want to eat, fight yourself."
"I didn't want to eat it, you asked me to take it out and break it for you." "I wipe !!"
Sun Wukong was directly furious. wanted to go out, but he was directly beaten back, and the whip whipped him on his body, so that he couldn't help howling again and again.
"It's been five hundred years, how long will you trap me, I, I've changed, I've had an epiphany, Buddha. Why don't you believe me? ā
Sun Wukong said in a hoarse voice.
"You said that the Buddha would not believe you, but. Do you believe in the Buddha? If you really had an epiphany, the Buddha would have known about it. ā
"You say I haven't had an epiphany yet?"
Sun Wukong still refused to agree to Chen Xuanzang's subduing the pig demon, saying that he had not even eaten a favorite banana in the past five hundred years, and at this time, Chen Xuanzang's banana was handed over.
"If you want to subdue the pig demon, you must first lure him over, although the pig demon was killed by his wife and adulterer, but he still likes his wife, and he also likes to watch his wife dance in the moonlight, and he also wrote a poem to send him his wife, as a dance of love, then it's simple, find a beautiful woman, on the night of the full moon, sing it in the way of song and dance, and the pig demon will naturally come."
"And then?"
"And then I'll leave it to me."
"What?"
"Mr. Sun, what do you think of me pretending to be a woman?"
"Mr. Chen, please respect yourself!"
At this time, Miss Duan also jumped in, and in front of her, Chen Xuanzang was naked, and Sun Wukong was holding a banana, such a picture, and she hurriedly said: "I'm sorry to disturb me." ā
"No, no, this banana is for eating."
The plot continues, still interspersed with jokes from time to time, Miss Duan promised to dance in the moonlight, and it was seen that Sun Wukong actually taught Miss Duan to dance, and many people were also drunk.
Then, when Miss Duan was dancing in the moonlight and the music sounded, everyone became quiet!
The pig demon finally attracted it, Sun Wukong directly surrendered the pig demon, and when he saw the little pig in Sun Wukong's arms, in the end, he directly turned into a little rag doll.
After subduing the pig demon, Miss Duan confessed to Chen Xuanzang again, but unfortunately, Chen Xuanzang refused again, and in the end, Miss Duan left sadly.
Chen Xuanzang was also about to leave, but after leaving the cave, Chen Xuanzang was sitting alone at the entrance of the cave, and many people couldn't bear to see him like this.
"Miss Duan is so good, why didn't she say yes?"
"What are you doing sitting here? Hurry up and get to it.,Rub.ć ā
"I'm also drunk, damn, monks can also marry."
Some of the many viewers who had already been substituted for it also said loudly at this time.
"Mr. Chen, is the moon round outside today? It's been a long time since I've seen the moon, and the lotus flower at the entrance of the cave is obscured. ā
Sun Wukong was talking below, and at this time, after Chen Xuanzang broke the lotus, he suddenly spontaneously combusted!
The lotus flower in his hand was thrown out like this, and as a result, a large number of lotus flowers were directly burned!
"Finally fooled!"
Sun Wukong, who was below the entrance of the cave, laughed maniacally!
Shout!
The entrance of the cave soared into the sky, familiar music sounded, and Sun Wukong was unsealed!
Seeing that Chen Xuanzang didn't put down his hand, Sun Wukong directly tore off all his hair, and just when Sun Wukong was about to send Chen Xuanzang to see the Buddha, the demon subjugator, the heavenly remnant foot, and the empty man also appeared.
The three of them, in front of Sun Wukong, pointed and pointed, but the demon slayer wanted to fight with Sun Wukong, but they were directly bitten to death by Sun Wukong.
The huge paws of the heavenly remnants wanted to trample Sun Wukong to death, laughing arrogantly, but they were pierced by Sun Wukong's palm!
In the end, only the empty boy remained, and he was still defeated by Sun Wukong!
In one gulp, it was all blown into ashes!
"It's your turn!"
Sun Wukong came to Chen Xuanzang again and said coldly.
Miss Duan is back!
"Don't, let's go!"
Chen Xuanzang said bitterly.
"You made him like this, you and I are vegetarians!"
Miss Duan's attack was easily blocked, and at the same time, her arm was also discounted!
"You're no match for him, let's go!"
Chen Xuanzang roared like thunder, but it was useless.
"Your father's dwarf winter melon, actually beat him like this, I'm not a fuel-efficient lamp."
Miss Duan limped in front of Sun Wukong and said loudly.
Bang!
Sun Wukong jumped up directly and slapped his palms at Miss Duan's head!
A palm man slapped away!
"You've been caught by me again, and you still don't admit that you love me."
Miss Duan said in an extremely low voice, she could die at any time.
"I love you, the first time I saw you, I fell in love with you."
Chen Xuanzang said word by word with tears in his eyes.
"How much love?"
"Love!"
"I don't have a day and don't miss you."
"How long is love?"
"A thousand years, ten thousand years!"
"10,000 years, too long, just love me, now!"
After Miss Duan said this, she died, and the music looped again, Chen Xuanzang recalled the original bits and pieces, and kissed it!
Put that ring back on!
At this moment, Sun Wukong directly blasted Miss Duan's body away!
"You see that I beat your most beloved woman without a single hair left, what can your Buddha do for you?"
Sun Wukong said mockingly.
"Now that you are in pain, what can your Buddha do for you?"
At this time, Chen Xuanzang's whole body suddenly glowed!
"The Great Day is like a true scripture!"
There are 300 children's songs, and they have been directly turned into the true scriptures of the Great Day! (To be continued......)