In fact, there are many people in the Dongshan City police who oppose me for agreeing to the request of the mentally ill and venturing into the third (3rd) class of junior high school.

"Now it's a teacher and seven students who are being held hostage, if one more student is taken in......"

"That's right, the anti-terrorist task force should be mobilized! Haven't the Einsatzgruppen been training for several years in order to deal with unexpected situations? ”

"The problem is that the other party is mentally ill, not a terrorist! Mentally ill people don't think logically, what if the anti-terrorist biedong team has no experience in dealing with mentally ill people, and it is self-defeating and causes them to blow themselves up? ”

When Officer Ma, who was the second highest officer in attendance, heard that I had volunteered to save people, he pushed the crowd out and took full responsibility for himself in support of my personal actions.

"Don't think I'm helping you," Officer Ma reminded me, "but in the current situation, I judge that this is the best solution—you seem to be confident in convincing those psychopaths?" ”

I don't know where I got my confidence, maybe after I saw Fang Xin's highest-level mental illness, I was once in a state of flux, and other mental patients didn't look down on it, right?

Back in time, the white suit of the Seven Heroes of Winter Mountain asked me on the podium what calculations Fang Xin had written me in a mathematical formula to achieve, and how they should use this to counter Fang Xin.

How do I know! That must be high-tech related to chaotic mathematics, right? Do I need to take classes in junior high school if I know chaos math?

But now, I have to take out the set of causal calculation theories of the Scientific Happiness Sect that Professor Bai told me.

"Fang Xin believes that as long as he gathers enough information, that is, the 'cause' of the matter, he can deduce the outcome of the matter, and this is true for small things, and the same is true for big things...... I may have been the 'cause' of a certain result by him. ”

It seems that Fang Xin regards me as an indispensable element to defeat Ai Shuqiao and obtain the greatest benefits, but these inside stories can't be told in front of the Seven Heroes of Dongshan, and even if they are told to them, it is probably not the answer they want.

"What outcome does Fang Xin want?" Bai Xifu frowned and said, "Isn't he satisfied with being the ruler of the Dongshan Mental Hospital, but also conquering Deshengmen in Beijing, Hexagonal Pavilion in Hubei, and Longquan Mountain in Liuzhou...... Become the king of psychopathy who dominates the country! ”

The white suit lists all seem to be the location of famous mental hospitals, and I really don't understand what there is to compete for the title of "King of Mental Illness".

"Fang Xin wants to become an immortal!" Xiaoqin suddenly came out of nowhere.

"Become an immortal? No one has become an immortal in our hospital for a long time......"

The bearded man threw the cigarette butt that was about to burn out on the ground and stepped on it, and took a lighter in his left hand instead of a cigarette to make the ignition of the gas canister.

"Yes, 300 years ago, there was indeed someone who cultivated to the Yuan Infant Stage, but he failed when he crossed the tribulation."

What speaks is the "sugar gourd two yuan and a string" that lives like a year.

Bai Sufu snorted extremely disdainfully, "I told that person a long time ago that it is unreliable to touch the electric door to fly, he didn't believe it, and as a result, his god was destroyed, right?" ”

"Fang Xin is different from them!" Xiao Qin stood up from her seat extremely seriously and said, "Fang Xin has learned the lessons of the failures of the cultivators' predecessors and summed up a set of effective ascension methods!" Fang Xin was no longer satisfied with being the king of mental illness in the world, he wanted to fly to the immortal realm and become a neurotic that made the Jade Emperor tremble! ”

The squad leader, who racked his brains to save everyone, just wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Xiaoqin's strange idea of not losing to mental illness.

"Air cushion ......" Gong Caicai has not yet recovered from shock and shame, and her scallop-like self-protection method is also strange.

"I see," Xiao Qin's nonsense theory actually made Bai Sui easily accept, "Then you tell me, what role can Ye Lin play on Fang Xin's path to becoming an immortal?" ”

"Classmate Ye Lin is one of the four Dharma protectors that Fang Xin needs in the immortal ceremony!" Xiaoqin said nonsense without drafting, "Ye Lin's life belongs to the 'Green Dragon', and he will stay in the position of the Eastern Green Dragon when Fang Xin becomes an immortal!" Only by finding all four Dharma Protectors can Fang Xin succeed in ascending to the throne! ”

"This is good material for writing novels...... PHS took a piece of manuscript paper and flew with a pen.

"I'm hungry......" Loudspeaker now regrets not leaving the classroom just now.

"I brought snacks!" Xiaoqin very kindly took out the fruit dan peel and gave it to the big horn to eat, although the fruit dan peel has the effect of helping digestion, and it may be more hungry if you eat it on an empty stomach, but the big horn is still happy to take it.

"I'm not afraid of food anymore, continue to watch the show!"

After listening to Xiaoqin's nonsense, the white suit showed a shocked expression like an empowerment: "It turns out that you need to find a Dharma protector!" It turns out that the guy in the Second Courtyard of Qincheng is right......"

You don't have to ask to know that it's a mental hospital, and it seems that the mentally ill are really keen to exchange ways to become immortals, and it seems that someone's theory coincides with Xiaoqin's nonsense.

"That's not right! There's a broken belly in this! Xiao Li said a white word, "If you need four Dharma protectors, it is impossible for Fang Xin's calculation to write only Ye Lin's name alone!" Where are the other three? ”

"Probably...... Haven't found it yet, have you? Teacher Yu replied tremblingly, as a teacher, he actually joined such a mentally retarded discussion, which made the class leader cover his face and sigh.

"Hmph," Xiaoqin snorted coldly three times, then her face turned dark, and she stretched out her hand to point to "My life is up to me", "Sugar gourd two yuan and a string" and "Lolita No. 3" among the Seven Heroes of Dongshan, and framed him:

"They are the three Dharma protectors that Fang Xin has already found, Xuanwu, Vermilion Bird and White Tiger! Ye Lin is the zuihou person that Fang Xin needs! And they are traitors among you!! ”

"Nonsense! Do we want to help Fang Xin? ”

"Yes, there is no benefit in helping Fang Xin!"

"Although it's true that I like the White Tiger, it's another thing to be a Dharma protector for Fang Xin!"

Of course, the three refused to admit it.

Xiaoqin has been prepared for this: "Of course, the benefits are great!" As the saying goes: a person attains the Tao and the chicken and the dog ascend to heaven. If Fang Xin is given the Dharma Protector, they will be able to ascend to heaven together! Ye Lin was nostalgic for the world, so he refused to be Fang Xin's protector and ascended to heaven with him! ”

"That's exactly what happened!!" After Xiao Li listened to Xiaoqin's words, his liver and gallbladder were broken, and he shouted loudly, and beat the "sugar gourd two yuan and a string" with one punch and lay down.

"You've told me a long time ago that you're living like a year, and you don't have any nostalgia for the world at all, right? It turned out that it had been discussed a long time ago to ascend to heaven with Fang Xin! Have you forgotten what you told me about the mountain alliance and the sea oath! ”

No way! I found a like Penthos! BL writer PHS also said that the reality is too bizarre to accept!

"How could it be them? They don't deserve this pair of CPs! It's completely cute! ”

Xiao Li, who was jealous, couldn't help but say, after hitting the "sugar gourd two yuan and a string", he beat "my life is up to me" to vomit sour water, and he couldn't kneel.

"Lolicon No. 3" is lucky, Xiao Li committed intermittent face recognition disorder at the Zuihou moment, and beat another accomplice as Lolicon No. 3 to stun, Lolicon No. 3 ran behind the white suit to dodge, and finally escaped.

Mistaken for Lolita No. 3 to hit the person lying down.,It's a pointy braincase guy with a weak sense of existence.,Professor Bai inadvertently omitted it when he sent the information of the Seven Heroes of Dongshan.,Later, the reissued message told me.,This guy claims to be "never dead",But he was knocked down by Xiao Li with a punch.,I always feel a little unworthy of the name.。

The situation changed suddenly, Xiaoqin's nonsense caused the mentally ill to have infighting, and in an instant, three of them fell to the ground, leaving only Bai Su, Xiao Li, Lolita No. 3 and Bearded Man still standing.

"Xiao Li, you are too reckless," Bai Xifu sighed, "Although you may all be traitors except myself, I originally planned to bring none of you to Hawaii after defeating Fang Xin...... But it's a bit early to kill it now......"

"Boss! It's this girl who wronged us! Lolita No. 3 pointed at Xiaoqin sadly and indignantly, "We didn't take refuge in Fang Xin!" She's a bloody spewer! Don't think you're a poor Lori, I'll let you go......"

At this time, the confiscated mobile phone with the loudspeaker rang in the pocket of the white suit, and the police used this mobile phone to contact the hostage-takers.

"It's almost seven o'clock now, don't you want to eat some food? Tell me what you want to eat, and I'll connect you with a takeaway restaurant. ”

Officer Ma learned that something had happened in the classroom through the bugging device placed in the recess of the sole of my shoe, so he wanted to take advantage of the opportunity of the other party's attrition and use the excuse of delivering food to let the special police officer disguised as a takeaway boy sneak into the classroom to see if he could take some action - although I am not the roundworm in Officer Ma's stomach, but it is all played like this in the movies, isn't it?

"Okay, I want to eat Goubuli buns and sweet tofu brains." Without thinking too much, the white suit made a direct request to the police.

"Boss, you turned out to be a sweet tofu brain pie!" Xiao Li was immediately furious, "Tofu brain can only be salted!" ”

"I told you a long time ago not to dwell on this," Bai Sufu said disdainfully, "Last time, because of the problem of single ponytail or double ponytail cuteness, you almost stabbed Dr. Meng with a drying rack, what's the point!" ”

"Of course, it's a double ponytail!" Lolicon No. 3 expressed his opinion.

"Nonsense! It's a single ponytail moe! Xiao Li insisted on his opinion, "Take "Warcraft Shijie" as an example, don't you think that the blood elves with a single ponytail are more cute than the draenei girls with a double ponytail!" ”

Lolita No. 3 said in disgust: "Draenei's sister's boobs are too big, and they don't match the double ponytail!" The blood elf girl's figure is relatively slender......"

"Who told you about the Blood Elf girl?" Xiao Li said angrily, "I'm talking about a blood elf man with a single ponytail!" ”

The four psychopaths who were still standing, almost got into a fight again because of a boring argument, and finally reached a compromise and ordered a pizza delivery package, I don't know if the number "four" reminded them of the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I didn't order anything for the hostages, because we were afraid that we would want to go to the toilet after eating, and then it would be troublesome.

As soon as she finished eating Xiaoqin's fruit dan peel, she felt that her stomach was even hungrier, and she expressed extreme indignation at this, but fortunately she turned out soda biscuits from Xiong Yaoyue's desk, otherwise she would have gone up to fight the psychopaths.

===Divider=== This is the real 900 chapters.,It's not the 900 chapters I miscalculated a few days ago.,In addition, if someone finds that there is one person missing from the description of the Seven Heroes of Dongshan.,This chapter is filled.,It doesn't mean that scrap iron doesn't know how to count! I'm really serious about learning from my PE teacher!