[200] I didn't want to act

The dreadlocked samurai is obviously much more nervous when he plays with the heroine Amy than when he plays with the male protagonist Kyle.

He didn't play tricks when he went up the wall, and the posture of his upper arms was a little stiff, and the prop sword in his hand was subconsciously held in the farthest position from Amy.

Without saying a word, Amy raised her little foot and kicked it in the samurai's waist (because the leg was not high, the samurai deliberately lowered his body), and waited for the samurai to fall from the wall in embarrassment, but Amy did not say the prescribed lines.

"Director, this retake just now! I should have played prettierly! ”

I don't know if it was because of my presence, she actually used Chinese when she shouted to the director, and she repeated it in English later.

The director looked at the action replay behind the inspection screen and nodded at Amy.

The dreadlocked samurai got up from the protective mat, did not dare to complain, and stood opposite Amy again, the lower plate was very stable, much more stable than Amy, but it was obvious that he was a little tired.

Amy suddenly shouted angrily to Aunt Ren: "His waist is not easy to kick, I want to kick his knee first, and then kick his head!" ”

Aunt Ren frowned and discussed with the director for a while, and after obtaining the consent of the samurai himself, she met Amy's request to change her movements.

This time, the samurai, who had been kicked in the knee, first bent over and half knelt, and then took another blow from the side of the helmet, and he devotedly made a 180-turn spin and fell heavily on the protective pad.

Unexpectedly, this time Amy still didn't say a line, she held her delicate chin and said to herself:

"If I exert a little more strength, he will fall a little harder, and it will make me look more imposing, right?"

She once again suggested to the director that the scene be reshot and that the samurai perform a 360-side flip to show her character's strong combat prowess.

The director hasn't spoken yet, Aunt Ren stopped doing it first, she ran over and argued with Amy for a long time, first accusing Amy of being unreasonable, and then saying that too dangerous actions must be tied with a wire rope, zuihou is this long-braided samurai stood up to calm things, his English is not particularly good, but he said a few words weakly, and he couldn't hear it clearly from a distance, probably saying that he didn't need a wire rope to match a good show, and asked the two important people not to quarrel for themselves or something.

As Amy's shoes made a loud metallic sound when they came into contact with the samurai's helmet, the pigtailed samurai did his best to perform a 360-roll movement, which he had expected to land on both feet outside the camera, but the weight of his armor and his physical strength caused him to fall on the mat without standing firmly.

Looking at Amy's expression, she was very satisfied with her performance in the camera this time, but she was just about to say the scheduled lines, but suddenly her face turned red and she changed her words:

"I ...... I just seemed to blink, remake! One more remake! ”

How can anyone blink! Your eyes are wide open the whole time! You've forgotten the words! I forgot the words because I paid too much attention to how the other person fell off the wall! I forgot the words but refused to admit it, do you have to do it again with you?

The dreadlocked samurai seemed to have sprained his waist and leg when he landed just now, but when Amy said that he was going to reshoot again, he gritted his teeth and got up from the protective pad, and since his helmet was full-faced, I couldn't see the frustration and helplessness on his face.

Seeing that Aunt Ren next to me was angry and angry, I shouted at Amy, who was standing alone on the wall:

"Hey! That's pretty much it! You abuse others so much, Penthos won't come back sooner! ”

Amy glared at me fiercely, "Who said I want Penthos back!" That dead of his, he should never come back! ”

Usually on the set, Amy only speaks English, even if the other party is Aunt Ren or other Chinese actors, the worse your English, the faster she will speak, and you must make a fool of yourself. Today, everyone was very surprised to see Amy actually speaking so much Chinese to me in one breath, plus I was brought into the set by Aunt Ren's daughter, and I actually had a relationship with the two parties that were incompatible at the same time, and my identity was even more unpredictable.

"How did you know this damn girl?" Aunt Ren asked me straight to the point.

Xiaoqin covered her face very embarrassed and said, "Why does my mother say that her daughter is a dead girl~~~ I and classmate Ye Lin met by fate!" ”

Aunt Ren was so angry with her stupid daughter that she pointed to Amy on the wall, "I'm talking about the yellow-haired one!" ”

I had to talk to Aunt Ren about sloppiness, saying that Xiaoqin and I accidentally bought mineral water for Amy, who had broken down in the car, and became friends after coming and going.

Amy saw me talking to her rival Aunt Ren, and shouted with great dissatisfaction:

"What are you doing, manservant? Who allowed you to terminate the conversation with me! Only the master can unilaterally terminate the conversation! She said and gestured to the long-braided samurai who walked with a slight limp, "Do you want to be kicked by me like him!" ”

I think Amy's childish temper should be cured, and Amy's childish temper is a different way to teach her to be an unlikable person. Mother's mistakes, let my brother be responsible for correcting them!

The primary goal now is to let Amy know that the trick she plays is also a flesh-and-blood person, not a prop that can be changed casually.

So I shouted at her, "Okay! If the director agrees, you can kick me! I'm strong and not afraid of kicking, but I don't know if your little feet can stand it. ”

Amy, hearing that I dared to sneer at her, immediately competed with me, and she yelled at the director, pointing in my direction many times.

Aunt Ren was soon called over by the director, and when she came back, she looked at me with complicated eyes, pointed to the two dusty staff members and said:

"Your chance has come, follow them and change your clothes."

"Change of clothes? What do you do when you change your clothes? "I didn't understand it for a while.

"(*^__^*) hee hee ......" Xiaoqin interjected, "Amy told the director that she was going to temporarily replace you, saying that she was going to 'trample' you fiercely, and the director asked her mother about your situation, and thought she might as well give it a try!" ”

Huh? Don't be too casual with this director in the United States! I'm just an ordinary onlooker, do you want me to play just because of the starring word? Or did Aunt Ren say something in the director's ear that testified in my favor?

Aunt Ren glared at her mouthy daughter, and Xiaoqin immediately covered her mouth with two hands, looking at the sky with her eyes and making an innocent expression.

"Ye Lin, don't think this is a special good thing, the director asked you to go up to audition with conditions, you will only wear armor, don't wear helmets."

"Huh? weishenme! Amy doesn't have a lot of strength, but it hurts to kick me directly on the head! ”

"No, it's just that the director thinks it's a pity that your appearance is covered with a helmet, and you will have a more vicious expression on the wall, you know? Red flowers need green leaves, and the way to make a beautiful woman more beautiful is, of course, to arrange a beast next to her! ”

Your sister, Aunt Ren! When do I already use "only" in my quantifier? After a long time, the kind words you said to me in the director's ear were to make him pay attention to my appearance! It is in line with the casting requirements of Orientals in European and American films, isn't it? It's like the uglier and hideer the Japanese devils in anti-Japanese movies, the better! It turns out that he deliberately scandalized his opponent and put gold on his face, did he do this regardless of race or country?

I was originally very reluctant to play the opposite role with an oriental face in a European and American film, but today I have two noble reasons for allowing me to do so, and I will mention one of them shortly.

I asked Aunt Ren seriously: "Yes, work, salary?" ”

Aunt Ren saw that I didn't ask for anything and asked for money first, and looked down on me very much, she replied angrily:

"There is a normal salary for an actor! You also have a scream as a line, and if this scream is not cut by the director in the end, you will get a corresponding percentage of the income for every profit generated by this series in the future - don't you just stare at the eyes? ”

Oh, Aunt Ren, why are you so serious? It doesn't matter if I scream or not, if I can have some income outside of running an online store, I can scrape together enough 20,000 yuan to pay back to Ai Shuqiao, and I will always feel uneasy in my heart. In addition, if I could torture the Americans in front of the TV with screams, I would have done something as great as Huang Jiguang and Qiu Shaoyun.

I was taken to the dressing booth by two unsmiling costumes, and watched them change me into a suitable golden armor like a saddle for a horse, and I realized how difficult it was for those costumes.

This armor is not that heavy, but the joints are quite awkward, and after wearing it for the first time, it looks like a spacesuit, and it takes a period of practice to get used to it.

Instead of giving me a helmet, he gave me a pair of boxer braces in case Amy accidentally kicked my teeth apart.

"When I was kicked, I puffed out my cheeks," Aunt Ren told me before I went on the court, "Don't look at her shoes with a lot of gems, in fact, they are all soft, and it doesn't hurt to kick people, but be careful of hurting your eyes, do you know?" ”

Although the tone was not very enthusiastic, the words were all a reminder not to get hurt during the performance, and I was a little moved.

“xiexie……”

"You don't need to thank me," Aunt Ren sank her face, "If it weren't for my daughter, who would care if you were dead or alive?" ”

But then he added: "When you come down from the wall, try to jump as high as possible, don't jump far, the protective pad absorbs the momentum very well, but the surface is a little rough, and if you are too fast, it is easy to wear out the skin." ”

I felt a little warmth in my heart, but at the same time, I didn't think it was a big deal to wear out the skin, and another reason for me to go to the audition was to let Amy know that the actor would wheezing when he was tired and would be in pain when he was injured. If you want to correct your sister who has been distorted by Ai Shuqiao for 12 years, how can there be such a cheap thing?