Chapter Ninety-Six: Are You Impotence?
At this time, people came and went on the street, and when everyone passed by Jiang Yin's stall, they hardly even looked at it.
After sitting in front of the stall for two hours, Jiang Yin didn't say that he didn't sell a single thing, but he didn't even have customers who came to take a look.
"Brother Purple Shadow, no one is coming, what should I do?" Lin Xue asked anxiously.
Jiang Yin was also a little disappointed in his heart, there was really no one who knew the goods.
"Why don't we shout?" Lin Xue suddenly thought of something, "When I used to watch TV, I had to shout at everything sold on TV." ”
Jiang Yin nodded, "You can try." ”
As he spoke, he opened his throat and shouted: "Selling talismans and magic weapons, you can attack, defend, and heal!" ”
Lin Xue looked at Jiang Yin speechlessly, Master, this guy really dares to brag, and his face is not red when he shouts these words.
Hearing Jiang Yin's shouting, several curious young men came over, "What kind of talisman are you selling?" ”
Seeing that he finally came to business, Jiang Yin happily introduced, "This is a flame talisman, an offensive talisman that can kill people, this is an evil talisman that can drive away ghosts, and this is a healing talisman." ”
"Sounds interesting, how much?" A young man asked.
"One hundred thousand," Jiang Yin said enthusiastically.
"One hundred thousand?!" The young man's eyes widened, "Why don't you rob it?" ”
Another young man pulled him and said, "Let's go, this is clearly a person with a sick brain." ”
"yes, there's a hole in my brain." Several young men laughed and left.
"Brother Ziying, let's go" Lin Xue pulled Jiang Yin's sleeve and whispered, she felt that this was too embarrassing.
Jiang Yin was about to speak, when suddenly a middle-aged man passed by in front of him, Jiang Yin saw this middle-aged man at a glance, and knew that business was coming.
"Sir, take a step to speak." Jiang Yin stepped forward.
"What for?" The middle-aged man looked at Jiang Yin vigilantly, when he passed by Jiang Yin's stall just now, he glanced at Jiang Yin, and saw that he was selling deceptive things such as rune paper, so he didn't have a good impression of Jiang Yin.
Jiang Yin whispered in his ear, "My talisman can cure your yang. Wither.
The middle-aged man was startled, and subconsciously glanced at Lin Xue behind Jiang Yin, and saw that Lin Xue was looking at this side with a puzzled face, he hurriedly pulled Jiang Yin aside and asked in a low voice, "How do you know about me...... That's. ”
Jiang Yin waved his hand, "You don't care how I know, in short, I can treat your disease." ”
The middle-aged man asked, "How to cure it, just use your talisman paper?" ”
Jiang Yin nodded, "That's right, just one copy, and the charm will get rid of the disease." ”
The middle-aged man looked suspicious, he didn't know how many hospitals he had run to and how much money he had spent in order to get sick in the past few years, and the man in front of him actually said that he could help him cure himself with a charm, how could he not doubt it?
"How much is a piece?" The middle-aged man asked.
"One hundred thousand."
Hearing Jiang Yin report this number, the middle-aged man was a little suspicious, if this talisman paper can really cure Yang. Wilt, the price will definitely not be low, if Jiang Yin offers a few hundred or dozens, then he will definitely turn around and leave without hesitation.
"What if it doesn't work?" The middle-aged man asked with some hesitation.
Seeing that the middle-aged man was moved, Jiang Yin hurriedly said, "You can use it first, and then give money when you can." ”
The middle-aged man thought for a moment and said, "Okay, how to use it?" ”
Jiang Yin handed him the talisman paper and instructed: "Paste this talisman seal in your place, and then say 'transform', this talisman will turn into mana and melt into you, and in two minutes, your illness can be cured." ”
The middle-aged man took the talisman seal, looked at it with suspicious eyes, and thought: This piece of paper will be so magical?
Thinking of this, he laughed self-deprecatingly, which man has this disease and doesn't want to be cured, he just doesn't believe it and has to give it a try.
With the mentality of a dead bird being a live bird doctor, the man took the talisman and walked to a nearby public toilet.
Waiting for the middle-aged man to leave, Lin Xue leaned over to Jiang Yin and whispered, "Brother Ziying, do you think his disease can really be cured?" ”
Looking at her twisted look, Jiang Yin knew that the conversation he had just had with the middle-aged man was overheard by Lin Xue.
"Absolutely." Jiang Yin said confidently.
Lin Xue pursed her lips and did not speak, although Jiang Yin was very confident, she had studied Chinese medicine since she was a child, and she had never heard that talisman paper could cure diseases.
Twenty minutes later, the middle-aged man walked out of the public toilet, and from the joy on his face, Jiang Yin knew that his illness had been cured.
"Master, you are really amazing, my illness is really cured!" The middle-aged man said excitedly.
Lin Xue opened her eyes wide, "You...... You said your illness was cured? ”
The middle-aged man didn't expect his illness to be known by Lin Xue, a little girl, and nodded a little embarrassedly, "Yes...... Yes. ”
"Would you like to stick it with that talisman?" Lin Xue still asked in disbelief.
The middle-aged man said embarrassedly: "Yes, I didn't expect the master's talisman seal to be so magical." ”
He took out a stack of cash from his bag and handed it to Jiang Yin, "This is 50,000 yuan in cash, I will pick up the remaining 50,000 yuan immediately, master, you are waiting for me here." ”
"Yes," Jiang Yin took the stack of cash and nodded.
After the middle-aged man left, Lin Xue looked at the money in Jiang Yin's hand, thinking that she was dreaming, she took the stack of cash from Jiang Yin's hand and looked at it several times. After confirming that it was true, she said excitedly: "Great, we have earned 100,000 yuan so quickly." ”
Because the sound was too loud, it immediately attracted several thugs passing by not far away.
They followed the sound and walked over, and the first mushroom head looked at the stall they set up and asked, "What are you selling?" ”
"Selling talismans," Lin Xue saw that business came to the door again, and immediately opened her mouth to sell: "You are Yang. Wilt, use this charm and you'll be fine in no time. ”
Jiang Yin listened to a chill on the sidelines, this girl just heard that she was impotent and squirmed and looked shy, but now when she saw that she had money to make, she immediately left everything behind.
The mushroom head glared, "Put your bullshit, Lao Tzu is yang. Paralysis? Do you want to give it a try now with Lao Tzu? ”
When Lin Xue saw the fierce and vicious appearance of this mushroom head, she was so frightened that she immediately woke up from the excitement just now, and subconsciously leaned behind Jiang Yin.
"Master, the money has been taken." The middle-aged man just now walked over from a distance, holding a stack of money in his hand.
He walked up to Jiang Yin and handed the money into Jiang Yin's hands, "You count it and see if it's enough." The hidden disease that had been haunting him for decades was cured in one day, which made the middle-aged man feel good, not to say 100,000, even 1 million He was willing.
Jiang Yin took the money and smiled, "Don't count, I believe you." ”
The mushroom head on the side saw that Jiang Yin had made so much money at once, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
He looked at Jiang Yin and said, "You two are setting up stalls here, have you paid the protection fee?" ”