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"You hate ......," the girl's little face turned red, "who is your daughter-in-law??" Who let you kiss and who let you hug?? ”

"I warn you, if you don't let me hug you, you'll regret it, you know??" Nie Canglong said and got up from the ground.

"Threaten me??" The girl's big eyes began to glow fiercely.

"No......" Nie Canglong shook his head, "If you don't let me hug me, I'll go and kiss Uncle Zhang, and then come back to kiss you......"

"Vomit ......" When the girl heard the man say this, she was disgusted at that time, bent over and vomited, stretched out her little hand and pointed at the man tremblingly, "You are so despicable......"

"Hmph......" Nie Canglong sneered, "At noon today, don't you still praise me for making progress??" I let you boast like that, I feel like I'm getting smarter......"

"It's getting worse to ......," the girl said dissatisfiedly.

"Bad is directly proportional to being smart, the smarter the person is, the worse the person, the smarter the person......" Nie Canglong said triumphantly.

"You mean to say I'm the worst??" The girl straightened up and glared at the man.

"Look at you, you're really immodest, don't you let me praise you as the smartest??" Nie Canglong began to pout, "It's all praised by others, aren't you self-proclaimed like this?" ”

"So you're saying I'm not the smartest??" The girl said angrily.

"Look at you. The Chinese do not understand the subtlety at all. Even if you're the smartest, you should be subtle......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"Then you say, how can I be subtle??" The girl glared at the man and said.

"You should say, general, shijie third ......," Nie Canglong said seriously.

"Shijie third?? I don't dare to be a ......" The girl couldn't help but sneer, "Shijie first, I deserve it......"

"You are so modest......" Nie Canglong grinned, "What about me??" How many am I shijie?? ”

"You?? Shijie is the penultimate ......," the girl sneered.

"I said, you two, can you not be insane?? Do you still have a pole dance? Yuan Siyu shouted impatiently.

"If you're willing to jump. You're jumping on your own, who's stopping you?? "Nie Canglong is not happy, it's so easy to talk nonsense, and divert the girl's attention by talking nonsense? ? Let this Yuan Siyu pull back to the original point again.

"The key is your punishment. You have to figure it out, we are now accompanying the prince to study, and you are the main character......" Yuan Siyu sneered, she could see Nie Canglong making a fool of herself, she was very happy, she let him kick him twice, and lost such a big person, if he didn't retaliate, who would take himself as a land immortal seriously in the future? ?

"I didn't bully my daughter-in-law at all, so there is no way to talk about this punishment......" Nie Canglong smiled coldly. Said.

"This punishment is different from whether you bullied or didn't bully your daughter-in-law, even if you didn't bully her, can't she punish you??" Yuan Siyu deliberately guided Qin Xiaojun's queen potential.

"yes, even if you didn't bully me, I can't punish you??" Qin Xiaojun already has the potential to be a queen, but in fact, he didn't need Yuan Siyu's guidance, he had already let Nie Canglong's pet leap try.

"Punish me, there has to be a reason, right?? Otherwise, it's abuse......" Nie Canglong felt that sweat was already beginning to break out on his forehead.

"I have a bad heart and want to be angry with you......" The reason given by the girl is quite powerful. Quite domineering.

"This ......" Nie Canglong wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, "This can't be had, we are all reasonable, if anything is unreasonable, I dare to guarantee." When you met your dad, you must have a big belly......"...,

"That's bullying me, isn't it??" The girl's face turned red. Stared at the man with some shame, "You say it yourself, do you count this as bullying me??" ”

"How can this be counted? I didn't really make you have a big ......belly," Nie Canglong shook his head vigorously.

"If you really want that...... What's wrong with me, it's not bullying, it's a crime......" the girl said with a blushing face.

"The two of us are happy with each other, we can only be regarded as making crystals in advance, how can it be considered a crime??" Nie Canglong said it seriously, and a pair of bad eyes began to look at the girl's breasts.

"What do you see??" When the girl saw the man's bad eyes fall on her breast, she immediately blocked her breasts with her arms and said vigilantly.

"I'm looking to see if our crystallization will starve in the future, but according to my visual observation, raising one is surplus, and raising two is stretched, but let's come one by one, and the child can also let me try it at the same time......," Nie Canglong made an evaluation with a wicked smile.

"You hate ......," the girl waved at the man like a kitten with its tail stepped on, "I warn you, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I'm really sorry for you......"

"What about being unkind?? I can warn you, if you are not polite to me, I will be unkind to you......" Nie Canglong said with a wicked smile.

"Little green snake, you are provoking me......" The girl's little face suddenly darkened, "I warn you, if you really provoke me, I will make you look good......"

"You make me look good, you try ......" Nie Canglong made a look of indifference, "I really want to know, how did you make me look good......"

"I'll count to three, and if you don't follow me again, I'll really make you look good......" The girl said with her teeth and claws.

"Then you count......" Nie Canglong said nonchalantly.

"Then I'll count it......" The girl looked at the man with a warning look in her eyes.

"You're welcome?? Why don't I count it for you?? Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"It's you and mine. Don't regret it......" The girl looked at the man viciously. A fierce light flashed in his eyes.

"Hehehe, baby Jun, when did you become such a mother-in-law??" Nie Canglong said triumphantly.

"There's no way around it...... girl's expression relaxed, and she muttered two words, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

"You ......" Nie Canglong startled the girl's watch, and involuntarily took two steps back, "What are you doing??" "I remember when she used to be a person, she always liked to make such a watch.

"One ......" The girl's pink red lips coldly spit out a number.

"I'm not afraid......" Nie Canglong was a little frightened.

"Er......" The girl's red lips spat out a number again.

"What the hell are you doing again??" Nie Canglong felt that his heart began to beat irregularly, and he began to tremble unconsciously.

"Three......" The girl coldly spat out a number again.

"Oops......" Nie Canglong's face changed at that time. Holding his stomach with his hands, he looked at the girl with a shocked expression, "What kind of medicine did you have??" How could it possibly work for me? ”

"Uh-huh-hmph...... "The girl laughed evilly, "it's not a big deal." It's the laxative I used the mutated herbs, I didn't know how effective the medicine was at first, and I wanted to use Sister Yuan to test the medicine, who would have thought that you would bump into it by yourself?? ”

"Jun, how can you be so bad??" Nie Canglong was about to cry, "I'm your own husband, how can you do this to me??" ”…,

"Phew......" the girl snorted and looked at the man shyly, "Whose husband are you??" Don't be ashamed ......"

"Jun, I know it's wrong. Hurry up and give me the antidote......" Nie Canglong pleaded.

"I'm sorry......" The girl was a little embarrassed, her little face was flushed, "This is my new medicine, and the herbs used are all mutated, which is not the same thing as giving the Taoist to eat, so ......"

"What do you mean??" Nie Canglong's face became even more ugly.

"It's nothing...... the girl's expression was even more embarrassed, "but there is no antidote at the moment......

"Oh my God......" Nie Canglong wailed, but seeing that the girl was not affected, "I don't believe it, since there is no antidote." Why are you okay?? ”

"I only know a little bit about the special features of this medicine, that is, it has an effect on those who have practiced, and as for me, an ordinary person, I can basically ignore ......" The girl became proud.

"Xiaojun, don't play with me......" Nie Canglong was about to cry. The tumbling in his abdomen made him feel uncontrollable. "Hurry up and give me the antidote, I can't hold on......"

"I really didn't lie to you...... the girl looked at the man with a smile, "There is really no antidote to this medicine, otherwise, I wouldn't have cleaned you up a long time ago??" Can you wait until I can't bear it anymore and then clean you up?? ”

"Oh my God......" Nie Canglong burst into tears at that time, "Why am I so unlucky??" ”

"Let's go to the toilet......" the girl said with a wicked smile as she covered her mouth.

"What toilet am I going to??" Nie Canglong clutched his stomach and looked at the girl through gritted teeth, "It's been so many days, have you ever seen me go to the toilet??" ”

"What you said, it seems to be ......" The girl couldn't help but be stunned, and her little brows furrowed, "It seems that this is really the case, why didn't you go to the toilet??" ”

"It's too simple, because his digestive system is so powerful that he can digest almost all the food into nutrients, not only him, but actually I am like this......" Yuan Siyu's tone was quite gentle, and his attitude towards Qin Xiaojun was incredible.

Sister Bai and Gu Yunfeng all looked at each other, and a premonition of unhappiness surged in their hearts, as if the starry night sky had been permanently shrouded in a layer of dark clouds, and they would never see the sky again.

With a strange and unpredictable drug, Qin Xiaojun once again stood on top of everyone's heads.

"Long live my wife...... Wang Xueying is the happiest, my wife used to have strategic-level nuclear weapons, but now she has the lethality of strategic-level nuclear weapons, and the difference between the two is not clear in one sentence.

"Low-key and low-key ......" The girl poked out her little brain, glanced at the apprentice, and shook her hand triumphantly.

"Hey, hey, hey......" Wang Xueying heard her master say. That's even more proud. The more powerful the master, the higher the price of her, a staunch supporter of the master, to see who dares to bully herself in the future.

"Jun, why don't we do a pole dance for you??" Sister Bai said with a flattering smile on her face.

"Yes, yes, we're dancing well......" Yuan Siyu's head clicked, like a chicken pecking rice.

"If you want to see it, I can actually dance ...... too," Gu Yunfeng said with a blushing face.

"Oh, what a pole dance. Then there is no need to say any more......" Qin Xiaojun waved his hand generously, "Actually, I have no interest in dancing or anything like that, if you want to perform a show." Just sing me "Wahaha", I like to listen to this ......"

""Wahaha"??" Sister Bai's eyes widened at that time, "This seems to be a children's rhyme, right??" ”…,

"Sister Bai, hurry up and sing "Wahaha" to Xiaojun...... Yuan Siyu glanced at Sister Bai and said.

"If I sing this, I won't be alive??" Sister Bai is not happy, she sings nursery rhymes as an adult, this must not make people laugh to death??

"Do you think you'll be alive now??" Yuan Siyu's eyes widened, "I'll tell you, if you don't sing." You're going to have rectal prolapse today, and we're definitely not going to give you a paper ......."

"Didn't anyone say let me sing??" Sister Bai's little face turned red and white, "People just say they want to listen to "Wa Haha", ......"

"Who has children among so many of us??" Yuan Siyu rolled her eyes, "If you have children, you must at least be able to coax children, right?" When coaxing children, you are not allowed to sing "Wa Haha"?? ”

"I can't sing "Wahaha", I can only sing "Two Tigers", ......" Sister Bai rolled her eyes and said.

"Then sing 'Two Tigers'......" Yuan Siyu said.

"But Xiaojun wants to listen to "Waha"......" Sister Bai said angrily.

"Ahem, actually. "Wahaha" and "Two Tigers" have a lot in common, the most important thing is that they are both children's songs......" Gu Yunfeng coughed twice and said.

"It seems that Sister Feng still has research on children's songs, so you should sing "Two Tigers" first. After singing "Two Tigers", and then singing "Wa Haha", Sister Bai began to pout......

"I can't ......sing," Gu Yunfeng shook his head at that time. I haven't had children, so I've never learned to sing nursery rhymes......"

"Oops......" Sister Bai began to sneer, "You can't learn to sing nursery rhymes if you haven't given birth to a child??" Have all the kindergarten teachers given birth to children? ? People Weishenme will sing children's songs?? I don't think you want to sing to Xiaojun, you are not convinced by Xiaojun......"

"Where is it?? You are talking nonsense, you ......" Gu Yunfeng was anxious at the time, "I think you are the one who harbors evil intentions, the one I admire most in my life is Xiaojun, you say this, you are provoking the relationship between us......"

"Ahem......" Yuan Siyu coughed twice, "If you want me to say, you two rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses will sing children's songs, if you can't sing, let her go with a certain reactionary ......" As he spoke, he skimmed Nie Canglong, who was holding his stomach and moaning in the car.

"If that's what you say, these two people still have to fight to death??" Wang Xueying sneered, "I don't want to end up in the same miserable situation as my master, and I don't want to miss the opportunity to be alone with my master, my God, I'm so entangled......"

"This ......" Sister Bai glanced at Gu Yunfeng, "Or, I'll give you this opportunity??" Let you go with Canglong through thick and thin?? ”

"Is this this??" Gu Yunfeng was really entangled, "If I have diarrhea with Canglong, then my image will be ruined?" I think it's more appropriate for Sister Bai, after all, Sister Bai has had the experience of setting off guns, and diarrhea comes out of the same mouth......"

"I said, can you stop mentioning this??" Sister Bai's little face suddenly turned a little dark.

"But the impact of that shot on me was too great, every time I wanted to forget, it always appeared in my mind again and again, once I almost forgot it, I thought about it for a long time before I remembered, and then I began to forget, but in the end I still didn't forget it...... Gu Yunfeng said helplessly.

"You ......" Sister Bai suddenly had black lines on her head, listening to what you mean, you have forgotten that thing as a task to do??

"Your quality is really low, what else would you do besides being able to tease Sister Bai??" Yuan Siyu sneered.

"I'm still going to tease you......" Gu Yunfeng glared at Yuan Siyu, "Do you believe it or not, I'll tease you now??" For example, someone is talking in a dream or dreaming or something like that......"

"You, you...... What did you say?? Yuan Siyu made a big red face at that time, "I'm a person, I never dream, let alone dream......"

"Oops......" Gu Yunfeng sneered, "I didn't say you dreamed??" Aren't you not admitting yourself? ”

"Why don't you confess yourself......" Yuan Siyu glared at Gu Yunfeng with a little weakness, "I think you mean yourself, right?" ”

"Yes, yes, I mean I ...... myself" Gu Yunfeng smiled coldly, and his big eyes narrowed, "Otherwise, I'll teach you how I hum when I dream, right?" ”

"You ......" Yuan Siyu's little face suddenly darkened, and he pointed at Gu Yunfeng angrily, "Why are you so unashamed??" Don't you know that you even tell others about yourself? The little girl is still a child, how much damage will you do to her heart by doing this?? ”

"What's the harm?? Yaya is still asleep......" Wang Xueying said with a smile.

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