Chapter 580: Full-time driver

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"If you're a land immortal, do I need to bully you??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "If you are a land immortal, let alone five hundred kilometers per hour, I won't stop you even if you drive a rocket......

"Little green snake, how can you bully me like this??" The girl covered her face and began to cry bitterly.

"I'm thinking about your safety, you have to understand, and you have to support ......" Nie Canglong saw the girl crying, he was a little panicked, and said busily.

"I don't understand, and I don't support ......," the girl said, shaking her body and crying.

"Otherwise...... Nie Canglong didn't have a trick, "I'll put the glass on the car in a while, and take you to experience the ultimate speed of 500 kilometers per hour, if you still insist after the experience, I will adjust the device again, so that you can also drive to 500 kilometers per hour, what do you think??" ”

"That's what you said...... the girl stopped crying at the time, "don't regret it......"

"It's the puppy who regrets it......" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said.

"Hee-hee-hee, that's it......" The girl burst into tears and laughed.

"Okay, I'm going to make glass now, this glass can't use ordinary glass, if it's ordinary glass, at a top speed of 500 kilometers, a mosquito can break a big hole......" Nie Canglong sighed and said.

"Go, go......" the girl said excitedly, waving her hand to the man.

"Just don't cry for a while......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, pushed the car door, and walked out.

"It's the puppy who is crying...... "The girl said menacingly, waving her little fist at the man.

"I hope you can still speak for a while......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh, his figure flashed, and he disappeared in place.

"Look down on people...... " The girl was suddenly unhappy, pouting and pouting.

"How?? This car is good, right? Sister Bai saw Nie Canglong leave. I couldn't help but run to the front of the car, lay on the door, and looked at the girl in the driver's seat flatteringly.

"Of course it's good......" The girl glanced at Sister Bai, "It's far better than an oxcart or something......

"Hehe...... Sister Bai grinned, "Sister Xiaojun, can you let my sister have a meeting?" ”

"Do you know how to drive?" The girl rolled her eyes, glanced at Sister Bai contemptuously, and said.

"Look at what you said, my sister even drove a tractor. Not to mention cars......" Sister Bai said with a dissatisfied face.

"Tractor??" The girl raised an eyebrow, "You really drove a tractor??" ”

"Why am I fooling you??" Sister Bai glanced at the girl, "A broken tractor, sister can fly when it is driven......"

"Don't believe it......," the girl shook her head, "If you can fly, the aviation department won't trouble you??" ”

"Sister, that means that sister is ...... fast," Sister Bai smiled and said.

"Oh......" the girl made a look of sudden realization, "so that's it??" I thought you were actually flying into the sky with a tractor......"

"How??" Sister Bai looked at the girl flatteringly. "Let my sister try it, if you are satisfied, let my sister be a full-time driver for you in the future......"

"Chauffeur??" The girl's eyes lit up, "That's a good idea. Quite a ......."

"Do you want it??" Sister Bai was happy at the time, "Sister, driving jishu is quite good, don't you understand it??" Not bad is the meaning of haode. Driving jishu is good, what does this mean?? This shows that my sister can speed up the car......"

"Can you really get the car pumping??" The girl's eyes narrowed, "You didn't lie to me??" ”

"Why am I lying to you?? Like some kind of drift or something. Sister can do it with a tractor......" Sister Bai said angrily.

"Okay......" the girl's little hand slapped on the steering wheel, "this is what you said, you will show me a show of driving skills in a while, if you are satisfied, from now on, you will be my full-time driver, if I am not satisfied, you will ...... I'll tell you what you're going to do, and I'll know when you dislike me......"

"You ......" A cold sweat suddenly broke out on Sister Bai's back spine, "If you are dissatisfied, what will you do to me?" ”

"I can't say for sure...... the girl smiled faintly, "Maybe I'll beat you, maybe I'll let Canglong rape you, maybe I'll give you some medicine, and make you a nymphomaniac from now on......"

"This ......" Sister Bai was entangled at the time, listening to the punishment measures that the girl said, she didn't know how to behave later, if she behaved well, she might miss the opportunity to get in close contact with someone, if she didn't behave well, maybe she would let Qin Xiaojun bully, should she behave well, or should she deliberately behave badly, and fight for that possible opportunity? ?

"You have to think about it, I've always counted when I speak...... the girl looked at Sister Bai with a smile, "If you don't satisfy me, you just wait for Canglong to rape you......"

"Don't worry, I will definitely behave well......" Sister Bai gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, and made up her mind in her heart, with her understanding of Qin Xiaojun, she would never let her man have a relationship with other women, as for Bai Susu, it was a snake spirit, not a person.

"Why don't you come in first??" The girl moved to the passenger seat and gave up the driver's seat to Sister Bai.

"Good ......" Sister Bai was not polite, she opened the car door directly and sat in the driver's seat.

"Sister Bai has refined her qi and turned into a god...... " The girl looked at Sister Bai with a smile, "I should be able to use a jack pendant, right?" ”

"Isn't this easy??" Sister Bai pursed her lips, "Sister can smash a thirty-meter-deep well with a jack pendant......"

"Awesome...... girl's little face bloomed with joy, "Sister Bai, you are so amazing, I admire you a little now......"

"There are more people who worship me......" Sister Bai heard the girl say this, and she suddenly became a little fluttering.

"Let me tell you that...... girl's face straightened, "the psychology of the designer of this car is relatively dark, so this is specially designed for those big fat people, and the driver is heavier." The faster the car......"

"Huh??" Sister Bai was shocked, "So that's the case??" No wonder you say a jack pendant, I just don't know if I will collapse this car if I use a jack pendant......"

"Don't worry, according to some impudent bastard, this car has a load-bearing capacity of at least 100,000 tons......" the girl said, gritting her teeth a little.

"Mom......" Sister Bai jumped up in fright at that time, and her brain hit the roof of the car, almost breaking the car, "100,000 tons??" What are you kidding? It's aviation materials. It's impossible for something this size to weigh 100,000 tons......"

"How could it be??" The girl rolled her eyes, "When a certain bastard designed the car, he used the solidification formation, do you know what the solidification formation is?" It's a formation that makes soft matter hard......"

"Huh??" Sister Bai rubbed her head, turned her head, and glanced at the girl in surprise, "It seems that there will be no market for viagra in China in the future......"

"I said you weren't lustful??" The girl's little face turned red, and she glanced at Sister Bai angrily, "Can you be a little more normal??" I'm xiexie you ......"

"Okay, okay......" Sister Bai nodded with a smile. Let's not talk nonsense, let's get down to business, let's get down to business......"

"Hmph......" the girl snorted, "I told you just now." The heavier the driver, the faster the car will go, and if you want to drive to the limit speed, you need to put a pressure of 100,000 tons on the car......"

"Sister doesn't have the ability to do this...... Sister Bai was so frightened that she pushed the car door. Turn around and run outside.

"Alas......" The girl hurriedly grabbed her, "I haven't finished yet, why are you in a hurry??" ”

"Can I not be in a hurry??" Sister Bai struggled desperately. wants to break free from the girl's pull, "Sister's jack pendant can reach 1,200 tons at most, and if there are more, it should fall out of......"

"Enough is enough...... the girl pulled Sister Bai tightly, resolutely refusing to let go.

"What do you mean??" When Sister Bai heard the girl say this, she stopped struggling, "I can tell you, I can't drive the limit speed......"

"You're done listening to me......" The girl let go of her when she saw that Sister Bai didn't run, "I haven't finished yet, what do you say you are running??" How impetuous do you see?? ”

"Okay, okay, you say, anyway, I told you in advance, if it's 100,000 tons or something, my sister will definitely have no ......" Sister Bai hurriedly said.

"In the driver's seat, some bastard designer designed a small device, how to say ?? You should understand leverage, right? The girl glanced at Sister Bai and said.

"Can you not understand it??" Sister Bai rolled her eyes.

"That's good......," the girl nodded, "According to a certain bastard designer, the driver's seat is the node of the whole car, so its load-bearing capacity is only a thousand tons, and this thousand tons of pressure, through the small device, is just enough to exert a pressure of 100,000 tons on the whole car......"

"If it's a thousand tons, there will be no problem at all...... Sister Bai couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, "You said 100,000 tons just now, and you almost didn't scare my sister ......"

"How?? You're not afraid this time, are you?? The girl looked at Sister Bai with a smile and said.

"Sister is not afraid at all, she is just self-aware......" Sister Bai pursed her lips and said.

"Hard mouth...... "The girl glanced at Sister Bai with disdain, "In your last life, you were definitely a duck, and you were a boiled duck......

"Look at your ......" Sister Bai was a little unhappy, "Why do you speak so ugly??" If you are a duck, then what are you?? ”

"I'm a duck eater......," the girl said with a grin.

"Hmph......" Sister Bai snorted coldly, "You still eat ducks??" I see you ...... Let me think about what kind of creature has a bad stomach......"

"You're looking for death, aren't you??" The girl glared at Sister Bai and said viciously.

"As soon as you say death, I will figure it out, it should be a dog, dogs specialize in eating, and there is more than bad water in the stomach......" Sister Bai was happy.

"Do you believe I drugged you??" The girl's eyes widened, "So that you will become a legendary from now on??" ”

"Don't believe it......" Sister Bai shook her head, "You are a hard-mouthed person, you always say that you clean up whoever cleans up, but in fact, you have never cleaned up anyone......"

"Didn't you see it when I cleaned up the Cloud Demon Dao??" The girl couldn't help but sneer.

"Isn't it just a ball??" Sister Bai pursed her lips disdainfully, "When Sister used to practice yoga, the group was only a little worse than him......"

"I didn't think you could do yoga??" The girl looked at Sister Bai in some surprise. "Can't you really see it??"

"What's this??" Sister Bai's little face showed a hint of disdain, "That is, when my sister practiced, she was old and her bones were set, otherwise, let alone a ball, even if it was into a table tennis ball, it would be no problem......"

"That's bragging, isn't it??" The girl's head began to sweat, this braggadocio boasted that this was, and got into the table tennis ball, why don't you say drill the ant hole??

"Is my sister a braggart??" Sister Bai glanced at the girl proudly, "If you don't believe it." Just find a table tennis ball, you see if my sister can drill into it......"

"In this wilderness, where do you want me to find you a table tennis ball??" The girl rolled her eyes, "Otherwise, you can get into the palm of my hand...... " and clenched her left hand into a fist.

"How does this work??" Sister Bai shook her head vigorously, "I'll get into the palm of your hand, if you hold it, won't you kill me?" Are you so stupid as I am with Sun Monkey?? ”

"I don't know if you're stupid or not. Anyway, you have a lot in common with Sun Monkey......" The girl pouted and said.

"Oh?? What does she have in common with Sun Monkey? Nie Canglong's figure appeared outside the car, and he was carrying a few pieces of large glass in his hands.

"Oops. Is Canglong back?? When Sister Bai saw Nie Canglong appear, she immediately got out of the car and greeted him flatteringly.

"Hmm......" Nie Canglong glanced at Sister Bai from the corner of his eye, and responded coldly.

"Look at you. It's really boring......" Sister Bai smiled a little embarrassed, "I don't seem to have bullied you either, right??" ”

"Jun, you didn't say it just now. What exactly do you have in common? Nie Canglong didn't pay attention to her, but bent over and talked to the girl in the car.

"Do you have anything in common?? Naturally, it's a red butt......" the girl said with a smile.

"Oh, I see......" Nie Canglong made a look of surprise, "It makes sense, it makes so much sense......"

"Hmph......" Sister Bai's little face was a little embarrassed, but Nie Canglong was here, it was not good to deal with the girl, so he just snorted coldly, which could be regarded as expressing his dissatisfaction.

"Makes sense, right??" The girl immediately became proud, and ignored Sister Bai's stubble at all.

"I found out......" Nie Canglong sighed, "weishenme, what you said, is it so reasonable??" It's just incomprehensible......"

"What I say is always reasonable, and I will never say anything if it doesn't......," the girl said.

"Okay......" Nie Canglong straightened up, "Let's not talk about it yet, when I put on the car glass, I'll take you for a ride......

"Hurry up, hurry up......" The girl was a little impatient, "I can't wait......"

"Okay......" Nie Canglong said, and began to give the car a glass, "But if you drive, you must not cry, and you are not allowed to and pee in the car......"

"Little green snake, do you owe a beating??" The girl was suddenly a little embarrassed, "You are scared and crying, you are incontinent, don't you hate you??" ”

"Hehe......" Nie Canglong smiled, "I'm just giving you a reminder, don't be afraid......"

"You took me to the sky, I was never afraid, would I be afraid of this broken car??" The girl pouted and said angrily.

"Hard mouth, I hope your mouth will still be so hard later...... Nie Canglong put a piece of glass on Zuihou, then pouted, opened the car door, and sat in the driver's seat.

"Wait for me, I'll go in too......" Sister Bai got into the back seat with a fart.

"Little comrade, are you ready??" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl sitting in the co-pilot and said.

"It's been ready for a long time......" the girl rolled her eyes, pouted, and said angrily.

"It's good to be ready, now, I'm going to really activate it......" Nie Canglong showed a smile on the corner of his mouth, and then lightly pressed the switch.

Airplanes......

There was a slight humming sound, and the car engine started in an instant, and the whole car trembled slightly.

"Hey, why is it different from when I started??" The girl's brow furrowed.

"Because I used a jack ......pendant," Nie Canglong smiled faintly, "A certain amount of pressure was put on the engine, but it was not put into gear, and the engine had no place to vent, so it would make the car vibrate slightly, but our shock absorption system was good, the car moved, but our car didn't move......"

"Can you put pressure on the engine without putting a gear on?" The girl's brow furrowed, "This shouldn't be......"

"It should be ......" Nie Canglong smiled faintly, "This is specially designed for me to make the car accelerate instantly, once the weight reaches the requirements, as long as I put on gear, the car will reach top speed within two seconds......"

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