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For Li Weijia to say so strongly, he wants to ask for advice on how to have muscles, and He Jiong, a thin man who doesn't dare to show his upper body at all, is also super excited, because he is a well-known rib man! So, he subconsciously moved his steps towards Brother Chic.

Then, the chubby Du Haitao also followed, so attentive that he almost wrote the words "I want to lose weight" on his face.

This scene made the audience laugh, and Xie Yan and Wu Xin stood aside and pouted, as if they were very careless: "Some muscular men are cool and charming, but some muscular men are not so good-looking!" ”

"Hmph, I think I heard someone speak ill of us?" Li Weijia pretended to be very puzzled and asked He Jiongdao, "Teacher He, did you hear that?" ”

He Jiong shook his head solemnly: "No, is it specifically for you?" ”

Li Weijia was embarrassed: ......

"Haha......" Brother Xiao couldn't help laughing, obviously Xie Yan was talking about the two of them, and maybe even referring to him alone, but He Jiong was stunned and said nonsense with his eyes open, and directly pushed Li Weijia out, but he himself was fine.

After the joke, Brother Chic said quite seriously: "Although you look at me so sincerely, I can't say how to train my muscles, because this is a kind of behavior that you insist on." ”

After a pause, he said: "If everyone's conditions allow, in fact, as long as you go to the gym every day and follow the instructions of the teacher there, as long as you insist on exercising for 1~2 hours a day, and then insist on it for a few months, then everyone can have beautiful muscles." ”

"But I want to have muscles fast! And it's the kind of Arlo Swarzenegger. Li Weijia said with a look of "I'm in a hurry".

Nima, brother still wants that kind of scary muscle, Brother Xiao shook his head speechlessly, looked at his small body with pity, and said in a low and slow tone: "Vega, I have to tell you a very unfortunate news, you don't want to have that kind of terrifying muscle in your life!" ”

Li Weijia had an innocent expression on his face: "...... weishenme？ ”

it, and ask me weishenme?

Just as Brother Chic opened his mouth and was about to speak, he saw Xie Yan say: "Because your height has long been decided, you can't become like Swarzenegger!" ”

"Ahh Li Weijia cried and hugged He Jiong, both of them wailing hard.

"Hehe, that's right, fitness actually depends on the size of the skeleton!" Brother Chic said with a smile: "Like Mr. He, who is born with a relatively small skeleton, no matter how much you gain weight and then train wildly, you will be a little stronger at most, and it is difficult to become like those muscular men in Hollywood, so you must not blindly gain weight and exercise muscles, otherwise once you don't exercise in the future, it will be a prelude to gaining weight, which is very harmful." ”

Well, it seems that it is impossible to gain weight and become stronger, so Li Weijia returned to the topic and said: "Then, now it's my turn to test the chic classmates, hey, are you ready?" ”

How could Brother Chic take him seriously? His face did not change color, he squeezed his fist and said, "Let the horse come over, my fist is already hungry and thirsty." ”

"Hey, I'm not going to compete with you, put away the violence first!" Li Weijia seemed to be very scared and hurriedly took two steps back, and then saw Brother Xiao frowning impatiently, so he said loudly; "You've already performed the two stunts of imitation and kung fu just now, and you've won everyone's applause and surprise, so now you can show your instrument level!"

As soon as his words fell, Teacher He, who had been playing soy sauce for a while, hurriedly stood up: "Eh, Weijia, you're too simple, right?" Is it because he is afraid that he will do it? ”

Saying that, he walked up to Brother Chic, pulled Li Weijia over and said, "Don't be afraid, the fist of the dashing classmate is the fist of justice, and basically he hasn't performed it once, just throw the question to him, it's best to get him." ”

Okay, the hand ~ gun that has never been fired is called the Angel Gun, and the fists that have never been shown in actual combat are called the Fist of Justice.

However, Li Weijia didn't appreciate it, he shook his head and said: "Who said that I answered the question in a short way, it's just that I haven't finished speaking!" You'd better stand aside first, don't try to steal the camera! ”

So in everyone's laughter, Mr. He, whose "conspiracy" was ruthlessly exposed, had no choice but to cover his face and continue to flash people to make soy sauce.

"Oh, so what else do you want?" Brother Chic held back a smile and said: "If you have anything to say, you can say it quickly, there is only this one chance!" ”

"Hmph, we all know about this and have seen it on the news and videos, so I won't test you to play a single instrument!"

Li Weijia cleared his throat and said something, and then he looked at the audience and said, "I believe that everyone definitely doesn't want to just watch the chic performance of musical instruments, right?" Because it's really too monotonous......"

"Yes!" Everyone responded positively.

"OK, then the real test begins!" Li Weijia proudly announced: "My test is, can you use your mouth to imitate all the sounds of all your musical instruments?" ”

What the? Is it such a test?

As soon as these words came out, everyone on the scene stood up in surprise, and several hosts on the stage also locked their eyes tightly, and they also looked unexpectedly on the body of the chic brother.

Nima, this is the real test, those who used to simply imitate other people's singing, or simply play musical instruments, are they weak? It's even more difficult to say that this kind of imitation of the true sound of a musical instrument is much more difficult than a Bbox or something.

It's not really hard to imitate a percussion instrument with your mouth, and many people who like BBOX can easily do it. However, can you imitate the true sound of non-percussion instruments such as piano, guitar, violin, erhu, cucurbit, flute, flute, and horse bone hu?

Even if you can barely imitate it, can you guarantee the true sound quality of this instrument?

Therefore, at this moment, everyone focused on the chic brother who was frowning slightly, wanting to see if he could do this.

After half ringing

"Give it a try!" Brother Xiao finally spoke: "To be honest, I really didn't think of this before, so if it doesn't all succeed, I hope you don't mind." ”

"Good!"

The whole audience cheered for him, and He Jiong, the trump card of the fast book, hurriedly said: "Friends, everyone is blessed, this is the first time that a chic classmate has performed an imitation instrument, should the screams and applause be louder?" ”

"Ahhh......hh

As soon as He Jiong's words fell, the already quite fanatical atmosphere suddenly increased to another level, everyone was hysterically screaming and applauding, and the whole scene was completely covered by this kind of noise.

"Let's start with the erhu version of "Sweet Honey", this should be a little simpler!"

After finishing speaking, the dashing brother took the microphone and began to try to "babble" with his lips, and then soon, he "played" a short piece of the song completely, and then, when everyone applauded him, his "performance" became more mellow and free, and even reached the level where you would definitely think that a real person was playing erhu when you closed your eyes and didn't watch TV.

"Okay, it's really amazing!"

Li Weijia, the person who made the question, saw that the chic brother had fully demonstrated the mellow and soft, beautiful and beautiful timbre of the erhu, although he also wanted to listen to the complete version, but time did not allow it! So he didn't dare to delay, and shouted directly: "Congratulations to the chic classmate, you have passed the lip erhu performance, what kind of instrument will it be below?" ”

"That's it?" Someone's expression was unfinished.

"Hehe, it's really over, I don't believe you see that the fans are applauding you!" Li Weijia said with a smile.

"Okay, then then I'm sure I'll be able to copy them all!" Brother Chic looked at the fans who applauded, and said in a firm tone very happily.

has a good voice that makes people envious, jealous and hateful, coupled with one law and ten thousand laws, the chic brother at this moment, he is completely sure to imitate everything, all the sounds of the instruments he has heard played, even if he has not seen the real thing, but only the violin, trombone, cornet and other instruments that he has seen on TV, he is still sure to imitate them completely.

"Amount"

In the screams of the audience, Li Weijia stroked his forehead with one hand full of envy and jealousy: "I just want to say one word to you......"

Tang Xiaosheng smiled and asked, "What words?" Do you want to learn musical instruments from me again? ”

Li Weijia: "...... You're such a pervert! ”