Chapter 186: Drunkenness
I don't want to, the wine Pan An bought back, but after drinking it, he was dizzy, He Lang wanted to go back to the inner door directly after eating, but as soon as he stood up, he was dizzy and shook.
Pan Caiyun hurriedly helped him to his room to rest, while he cleaned up the dishes in the outer room.
After a while, Pan Caiyun said softly to He Lang, who was sleeping in a daze: "Childe, the bath water has been put away, you go take a bath first, and rest here for a while." ”
He Lang let out a dizzy "um", and was helped by Pan Caiyun to go to the separate bathroom.
The house rented by Pan An is the most upscale here, so the interior is fully equipped, not only has three bedrooms, but also the kitchen and bathroom are independent, which is very convenient.
He Lang only felt that he was top-heavy, after being helped into the bathroom, under the steaming heat, his brain was even more confused, he was staggered by Pan Caiyun, sitting on the stone bench by the bathtub, half-closed eyes and humming to himself.
Pan Caiyun hurriedly helped He Lang take off his clothes inside and out, and then hugged the other party's waist and gently put it into the bathtub.
"Childe, be nice, I'll serve you. Saying that, Pan Caiyun rolled up his sleeves, picked up the bath towel, and began to scrub on the other party.
Pan Caiyun is no stranger to everything on He Lang, she rubbed it with one hand, and the other hand was still on the sensitive part of the other party's body, constantly kneading it gently.
He Lang kept his eyes closed and leaned in the tub, he seemed to be kneaded very comfortably, and his mouth was still moaning with "hum mmmm".
Seeing this, Pan Caiyun also hurriedly took off his clothes and went down to the bathtub.
She hugged He Lang in her arms, and at the same time, the red lips leaned over without hesitation, and kissed each other at once, and the lips and tongues of the two were intertwined after a while, and in the water vapor, both bodies were plated with a layer of pink.
Just when Pan Caiyun was excited, he suddenly heard what the other party was talking about.
She put her ear to it, listened carefully, and heard He Lang keep saying: "Fei'er, Fei'er, I'm waiting for you, kiss, kiss." ”
Pan Caiyun was stunned: "Who is Fei'er? It seems that this person is his current number one rival." ”
There was displeasure in her eyes.
At this time, the whole bathroom was filled with the smell of obscenity, and at this moment, a sharp shout came.
"What are you doing? Stop!" it turned out to be Xiao Jin, his voice was almost an octave higher, and from the trills in his voice, you could guess how shocked he was when he saw the scene in front of him.
Xiao Jin has been busy in the fairy spirit mirror, he has not stopped for a day, and what he is thinking about now is to grow the precious spirit grass, and then go to the market to sell it for money, so as to make up for his mistake of buying the pill before.
Who knows, as soon as he came out, he saw He Lang and Pan Caiyun in the bathtub, their bodies intertwined, and he was instantly enraged by the picture in front of him.
Pan Caiyun was also shocked by Xiao Jin's fierce roar, she didn't expect that a third party would come out at such a critical time.
In order to serve He Lang, she recently read a lot of books on secret things in the room, and before she could put it into practice, she was interrupted by someone, and the anger in her heart can be imagined.
"Xiao Jin, what are you shouting, do you want to scare people to death?" Pan Caiyun saw that it was Xiao Jin, and she was angry, in her heart, she never regarded Xiao Jin as an opponent, Xiao Jin was a hairy little girl in her eyes.
"You come out for me!" Xiao Jin took a step forward and pulled the wet Pan Caiyun out of the bathtub.
He hurriedly walked to the bathtub and looked at He Lang's condition, only to find that the other party was drunk, and he couldn't stop mourning something, he lowered his head and listened carefully, his brows furrowed, and his face stiffened.
After that, he took out a bottle from his arms, took out a pill, and fed it to He Lang.
After feeding the hangover medicine, Xiao Jin's eyes were bloodshot, and he turned his head to glare at Pan Caiyun angrily.
After a while, He Lang slowly sobered up.
He found himself soaking in a large wooden basin that was one person long, and there were a lot of mustard petals sprinkled in the water, and he thought to himself: "Didn't you dream of Fei'er just now, the two of them have been warm together for a long time, why are you soaking in the basin now?"
As soon as I looked up, I saw Xiao Jin and Pan Caiyun standing by the wooden basin, their four eyes were wide, and their hands were still tearing at each other's heads, which seemed to have lasted for a long time.
At this time, Pan Caiyun only had a bathrobe on his body, almost **.
"Why are you all here, hurry up and get out!" He Lang suddenly realized something, and his mind was in chaos.
"You have violated the door rules, Article 65 of the door rules says, disciples in the door are not allowed, you and her actually do that kind of thing!" Xiao Jin and Pan Caiyun staggered their gaze, their fingers trembling and pointed at He Lang's nose and roared.
"Childe, don't listen to her nonsense, she's just jealous of me!" Pan Caiyun was not to be outdone.
The two then quarreled again, their hands tearing each other's hair, and the volume was even higher and higher.
"You two go out, let me be quiet for a while!" He Lang yelled, it still worked, Xiao Jin and Pan Caiyun were frightened and immediately retreated.
He Lang stepped out of the bathtub, wiped his body, sighed uncontrollably, and said in his heart, how could he provoke such two ancestors?
Soon, He Lang went back to the inner door alone in a huff, and the turmoil came to an end.
Early the next morning, when He Lang was sleeping in the dark, Zhan Zhaohua came to call him: "He Lang, what time is it?
He Lang was shaken by Zhan Zhaohua for a long time, and finally opened his sour eyes with difficulty.
He tossed and turned until midnight yesterday until midnight, and because he had drunk a lot of wine, he fell asleep as soon as he lay down, and he slept very deeply.
And Xiao Jin was angry yesterday, he thought to himself: "Obviously, I ruined the good things of others, so there is no need for me to come out to annoy people all the time." ”
After going back, Xiao Jin got into the fairy mirror and didn't come out, so no one asked He Lang to get up.
He Lang turned his head to see that the sky was already bright outside, and he turned over and jumped to the ground, hurriedly getting dressed.
"It's over, it's over, how did I oversleep!"
He Lang panicked this time, he had already heard that the immortal master who preached today had a great temper, and it was the first time he came to Qingxu Peak to preach, and he was a famous strict master in the Jade Immortal Sect, he was late for the first class, and there must be no good fruit to eat.
But the busier he became, the more chaotic he became, he couldn't even find the wooden hairpin used to tie his hair, and Zhan Zhaohua was also helping him rummage, but in the end he didn't find the thing.
"Let's tie a rope first, you're too careless. Zhan Zhaohua complained while urging.
"Second brother, I never tie my hair, how can I think of those things!" he hurriedly turned around, and he couldn't stop explaining to himself.
He Lang usually wears a cloak of hair, but when he came to Yuxian Gate, he asked to tie his hair, and he was also very bored.
In the end, I found the shoelaces for tying my shoes, and with the help of Zhan Zhaohua, I tied up my hair.
Since there are clear regulations on the attire of disciples in the disciple law, he definitely does not dare to go against the wind.
The place of the sermon is at the peak of Qingxu Peak, and in the hall of the Qingxu Palace, more than 200 disciples on the peak will listen to the Taoist explanation together.
When He Lang and Zhan Zhaohua walked into the Chuan Gong Hall, the lobby was already full of people.
Different from the general practice ground, there is a scattered exercise layer here, and the aura cannot operate at all in the transmission hall, so that the disciples can concentrate on enlightenment and get rid of distracting thoughts.
As soon as you enter the lobby, you will see that the walls are all light yellow, the floor is covered with a thick red carpet, and the four corners of the room are lit with incense, which makes the whole hall full of fragrance.
The lobby was obviously too crowded, and the two of them were indeed late, and they didn't see a single empty seat after scanning around.
In front of him was separated by a high platform one meter high, three meters long, and two meters wide, and a person was already sitting on it, with his eyes slightly closed as if he was meditating.
"You two are late today, and since you have nowhere to sit, come to the front. The deep voice came from the old man on the high platform.
He Lang was hesitating, but he saw that Zhan Zhaohua had already walked forward, and he had no choice but to follow him.
Walking to the front, He Lang found that there was a two-meter-wide open space below the high platform, and they found two futons from the side and sat cross-legged in the open space.
The lesson had already begun, and the two of them also calmed down and listened carefully to the immortal master's preaching.
The preacher was a senior in the Enlightenment Period, he looked to be about sixty years old, his face was slightly yellow, his eyes were always slightly closed, but he seemed to be able to see everything that was happening in the lobby.
The most impressive thing is the righteousness revealed between his eyebrows, which makes people dare not blaspheme.
His voice was strong and penetrating, and the more than two hundred Qingxu Peak disciples present all listened attentively to his preaching.
"All things and all things, can not be forced, with the heart to perceive, can understand the right way, the practice of the law, the emphasis is on understanding, breaking through their own barriers, can tend to break through the margin, there is a way is more than practice, enlightenment does not stop, the law of heaven and earth, lies in perseverance, those who cultivate the avenue, will be integrated into all things......"
This was the first time He Lang had listened to a formal preaching class, and at first he listened very carefully, but after a while, his eyelids began to fight, and his heart was not good, but he couldn't control his drowsy thoughts.
"This disciple in front, can you answer what I just said, how can you quickly improve your mental virtue?" In the quiet hall, the Immortal Master closed his eyes slightly, and asked He Lang, who was in the front row of his fingers.
Zhan Zhaohua stabbed He Lang vigorously, and finally woke him up.
"How can I improve my heart and virtue?" Zhan Zhaohua whispered to He Lang.
He Lang stood up and looked around, only to remember that this was in the preaching class, and he had just fallen asleep, and he found that the eyes of more than 200 people were all facing him, and the scene was extremely embarrassing.
He Lang thought about the question that Zhan Zhaohua had just told him, and after a little thought, he said in a daze: "Hui Immortal Master, you can improve by cultivating sentiments, such as poetry and songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. ”
As soon as he spoke, there was a burst of muffled laughter all around, and it was clear that everyone was covering their mouths and laughing.
The preacher's surname is Liu, his name is Liu Heng, he is a very virtuous and respected predecessor in Yuxianmen, and he is also the first time to preach to Qingxu Peak today, but he didn't expect that under his nose, there was a boy who was sleeping heavily, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he was full of nonsense, which made him extremely dissatisfied.
Although he didn't look at the person in front of him with his eyes, he had already sensed what the other party was doing.
In order to make an example of the monkey and maintain his dignity, he is ready to give the other party a small punishment.