At the gate, Zhu Bajie was pushed by those women and rolled down directly from the steps of the courtyard.

Although he was always*, I couldn't bear to see him being bullied, so I hurriedly ran forward to help him.

He got up and patted the dust on his body, "It's better to be Sister Ling, I just said, what is a son-in-law, I can't bear my little sister Sister Ling." He wiped his mouth with a smile, and walked up to Tang Seng with a satisfied look.

"Fortunately, your master is waiting for my old pig, and I am still willing to follow my master to learn from the West. He smirked cheekily.

Sha Seng sneered, "Second Senior Brother, this Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, why are you willing to leave your newlywed and leave the cave room so quickly?"

The master said distressedly: "Come out, come out, why are you so embarrassed?"

Zhu Bajie shrugged his nose and said with a big grin: " The woman was so unreasonable, I discussed with her after eating fast, I said that since the mother-in-law promised me Sister Mercy, then Sister Xijin is the boss, and the master did not allow marriage, it is better to allow me together, she thought about it for a while and agreed; so I said, these three sisters and two followed me, Sister Deterrence is not jealous, it is better to give it to me, she is a little unhappy, but she still agreed; so I said that these three sisters will be my daughter-in-law, they are delicate and expensive, how can they not even bring tea and water, mother-in-law, you are not distressed, I can be distressed, our family is not short of those few silver, and it is not a population that can not afford to support much, Mo Ruo bought more than ten maids to serve them, enjoy the blessingsSo I said again, I said mother-in-law, there is no one in this ten miles of barren mountains, I can't see a man, the days are long, the more than ten maids are also my concubines sooner or later, I want you to be old and happy, how can you not be a spring heart, it is better to have fun in the morning, my old pig is not so picky, it is better to be happy today, it is better to be happy today, even the mother-in-law you received together? I didn't want her to be angry all of a sudden, and I didn't know what spell she cast, so she beat me up, and said that a sister was not allowed to give it to me, and I had no choice but to beg for mercy, so I still followed the master to the west. ”

Tang Seng said angrily: "Bad guy, bad guy, if you don't really want to be their son-in-law, just don't do it, why can you deceive others, you can still say such a big rebellious thing, and be angry as a teacher." ”

Zhu Bajie's eyes rolled again, "Master, you are energetic, and you can still have such an atmosphere, I am relieved of the old pig, I am still worried that you have not eaten, and you are so hungry that you can't speak." ”

As soon as he reminded him, Tang Seng really felt that the hunger in his stomach was unbearable, and another night had passed after such a toss, and now it was dawn, and he had not eaten a grain of rice.

The sand monk hurriedly found some dry food to satisfy his hunger.

Zhu Bajie said again: "Last night, you pretended to agree to the marriage, and it is not too late to leave after eating, why are you so desperate?"

"I'm starving to death, so I don't need to lie to people like that. Tang Seng said stubbornly.

"Master, this is your mistake, you are disrespectful? Think about how you starved to death here because you didn't play the scriptures, how did you get the true scriptures, how could you not get the true scriptures, how to be worthy of the great Tang King, how to let the true scriptures of Buddhism be blessed to the people of the Tang Dynasty, where people's morality is unrestrained, and there are many abductions and deceptions, how many proverbs will be endless, you are so selfish, for your own sake not to promiscuate, but let future generations overflow because of you, why is it not disrespectful?"

Tang Seng was so speechless by his words.

"Besides," the pig continued, "I talk to you, I have enough water and food, and you don't speak, but you are hungry, so it can be seen that the monks don't talk and they are also a saying, master, don't you say?"

"Nonsense, nonsense," Tang Seng thought that this was wrong, but he couldn't find fault with it.

After eating some food and resting for a while, Tang Seng felt much better.

Zhu Bajie was full of food and drink, and his spirit was very good, he carried the nine-tooth nail rake, hummed a small tune, and walked in front in stride.

To be honest, I still don't believe that Zhu Bajie gave up such a beautiful woman and would rather follow the master for a long distance to learn the scriptures, he has always been in the middle of the color, he is willing to give up such a good opportunity?

I followed him in three steps and two steps, "You keep talking about Cuilan Cuilan, why don't you want to enjoy the blessings when you meet a fairy woman now? Is it that Pity is not as beautiful as Cuilan, or is it not as rich as her family?"

Zhu Bajie smiled and glanced at my low-key men's clothes, "Although you dress like a man, you don't know a man's heart. ”

I really don't understand this, I was a woman from before and after I was born again.

He also said: "The big color is the ghost in the color, and those who come do not refuse, and the body is tired; the small color is the fairy in the color, flirting, joking, amusing, and cultivating the temperament; although I am not a ghost or a fairy, I also have my own principles." For example: I can peep at other people's daughters taking a bath, I can imagine other people's wives as my own happiness, but this is the spiritual level, the spiritual level of understanding? The real best for me is my family Cuilan, although stupid, stupid, but it is excellent for me, so I'm sorry for her business, I still don't do it, besides, the beauty has seen too much, just like this pile of fat on the old pig's body, greasy and greasy. My family Cuilan is rice, and the beauties are a few pieces of fat, do you think I can lose the staple food for a few pieces of fat? That's too sorry for the rice that I am infatuated with, I can't make Cuilan regret it, I want her to understand that marrying a pig is better than marrying a good-looking person. ”

I didn't understand it, but I understood it. But, this pig was thrown into the nether realm because he was molesting Chang'e, and he was so principled?

"I ask you, is Chang'e really beautiful?" Although I felt that the words were not chosen, I really wanted to know.

I thought he would lose his temper, or look embarrassed, but he still carried the nail rake forward, and there was no displeasure, "Chang'e, to be honest, every time I go to the gate of Guanghan Palace, I see her standing there alone looking at the nether realm, just a little rabbit accompanying her, her appearance, she is not too embarrassed to stare carefully, they all say that she is good-looking, she is good-looking, hehe." "Is this really the canopy marshal who is teasing Chang'e-Zhu Bajie?

"How did you get out of bounds in the first place?" I asked deliberately.

"This, Sister Ling, do you want to ask about the teasing of Chang'e? No, hehe, I can't say it yet, I don't want to say it," he smiled, and then took a step forward and said: "I don't know if my family Cuilan is thinking about Brother Pig now?" Alas," and then sang: "I want to touch other people's wives, and my heart is so scared that I tremble, so Cuilan thinks about Brother Pig at home, I don't dare to make a small nest outside......"