Chapter 285: Madison New York - Crazy Chinese Tang Night (5)
PS: Ask for all kinds of tickets!
"Brother Yao, sincere xiexie, you can come here to cheer!"
Under everyone's gaze, Brother Xiao walked up to this tall man with an unusually prominent figure in a few steps, and enthusiastically stretched out his right hand to shake him.
"This is the Houston Rockets Super Center name. Yao, a fellow of the Tang Dynasty in China! Some NBA fans explained to their friends.
That's right, this giant who sits taller than many people stand is the first person in the Chinese men's basketball team, one of the strongest centers in NAB at the moment, and also a shijie-level center, the Chinese Yao of the Rockets.
"You kid is so capable, you actually developed to the United States so quickly, and you have received strong attention from the whole United States!"
Yao Ming's voice was a little hoarse, and his smile was a little stiff, but it could be seen that he was still very enthusiastic about the little brother of Brother Chic, because only people like him who have worked hard in the United States and can be regarded as successful know that a person of color, especially Chinese, wants to get out in the United States, it is really not easy, otherwise, there are so many Chinese superstars in the cultural and sports world, weishenme for so many years, only one kung fu superstar Bruce Lee is considered a success, and he is a legend?
Therefore, he is basically very enthusiastic about people from the cultural and sports circles in China, not to mention the problem of whether to pull connections, even if it is easy to meet a fellow who can be praised in the United States in a foreign country, it is also worth supporting and encouraging!
Therefore, as soon as Yao Mingyi heard that a Chinese star named Tang Xiaosheng would hold a performance in Madison, he arranged for his agent to buy tickets and nothing else. Anyway, I'm still in the offseason. The preseason doesn't matter either. Take half a day to support the domestic fellows! It's a lot of people!
"Hehe, Brother Yao, I'm your fan! When the show is over, how about we go for a drink together? ”
Brother Chic naturally sent out an invitation, because he also guessed that Yao Ming was probably still willing to come to the show, otherwise, he would be a super game lover. And while the preseason is in progress, where is the time to travel from Houston to New York to see the show?
So, no matter what he thinks, people must admit this intention, and thank him!
"Hehe, I've already bought a ticket for the evening, there is a preseason game to play tomorrow afternoon, I really don't have time, I will return to China in the future, or you can come to Houston directly to watch my game when you are free!" Let's have a few more drinks together! ”
Come on. Everyone is busy, and Brother Chic doesn't say much more. I could only nod and say, "Then Brother Yao, what instrument do you like?" Just say one! ”
"Piano bar! I think it's very good! ”
"Piano, huh? Haode, so who else likes what instrument? ”
Brother Chic nodded to Yao Ming, then retreated to the center of the court, and said loudly: "Do you still remember the song "Myheartwillgoon", the theme song of the movie "Titanic"? I'm going to play it with 5 instruments, and it's a pure ventriloquist, and just now my fellow Houston Yao has chosen the piano, you ......"
"Hey Don, I love the violin!"
Before the introduction of the dashing brother was finished, a black strong man suddenly shouted loudly, and the voice was unusually clear, he hurriedly looked back, but saw that the "Warcraft" Howard sitting in the first row was waving strongly to him, and shouted loudly: "Man, you can't just take care of the beauty and the fellow, that's not fair, you come here, I want to discuss something with you!" ”
"Haha......"
The audience burst into laughter, especially Yao Ming and Ivanka, who were named by Howard. Trump and the two, they shook their heads helplessly.
When he encountered Howard's funny big mouth, the dashing brother shrugged his shoulders speechlessly, so he could only walk over and say as he walked: "Man, I dare to guarantee that if you provoke Yao, you will definitely be blown up by him!" ”
“hahahaha……”
The audience laughed even more, especially the director in charge of the scene, this guy is also very experienced, and directly aimed the camera at Yao Ming, but everyone really saw Yao Ming raise his fist, looking like "you are dead".
In this joyful atmosphere, Howard also got the microphone handed over by the staff, he shook his big ass and snapped his fingers, and sang out of tune jazz in his mouth, and there was a look of enjoyment on his face, which really made the audience laugh.
"Howard is so hilarious, do you understand what he's singing?"
"God knows what he's singing, this guy is completely hilarious!"
The audience laughed crookedly, and Brother Chi couldn't help laughing, and solemnly declared: "Hey man, this is my special show, you are stealing my limelight, do you know?" ”
Howard also came to his senses, he squinted at someone, and still sang "humming", as if the whole person had been intoxicated by the singing, and saw where he closed his eyes and swayed his huge body, squeezing the audience on his left and right to one side.
“hahahaha……”
The audience burst into laughter again, especially when they saw the embarrassed appearance of the two audience members around him hurriedly jumping away, it was really funny, and it was impossible for people not to laugh.
"Man, this is my show!" Brother Chic tried to reason.
“@##¥¥! #¥¥”
"Hey, I said you should stop!" Someone yelled.
“#%&*(#%……”
"Well, what exactly do you want?"
In the laughter of the audience, Brother Xiao could only retreat, he raised his hand and surrendered: "Dwight, give face, okay?" This is my show, and I want to perform! ”
In the audience, Howard finally returned to his seriousness, he patted the microphone without a smile and said, "Man, the quality of this microphone is not bad, I checked it for you just now, and it is obvious that all the friends in the audience were moved by my beautiful singing." ”
"Puff~"
Brother Chic couldn't help but burst into laughter, I'll go! How dare you claim to be good with your bastard's superb singing voice?
The audience didn't have any accidents, they almost couldn't help but cover their stomachs and burst into laughter, and many people even laughed out of tears, and even some celebrities forgot the so-called image, and they staggered around one by one.
And Howard didn't seem to see everyone's hilarity, but wiped his bald head complacently, grinning and shaking his head triumphantly.
"Dwight, you know what?" Brother Chic said very heavily: "Some people can make money by singing, but you almost make people die when you sing!" ”
“ohShit”
Howard was depressed, but the audience laughed even more happily, all of them couldn't straighten their waists, many people thought that Chinese Tang was too funny, and Howard was also super funny, everyone couldn't help but want to burst into laughter when they saw him.
"Okay, okay, you like the violin, don't you? No problem, I'll satisfy you later! ”
Brother Chic was about to walk away as he spoke, but Howard shouted: "Wait Don, I'm going to duel with you, you have insulted my art, I must teach you a good lesson!" ”
"Sorry man, it's not medieval!"
In the strong attention of the audience, Brother Xiao shrugged his shoulders easily, and said indifferently: "I refuse your invitation to duel, and more importantly, you can't beat me!" ”
After speaking, he directly showed his well-developed biceps, and that kind of robustness immediately caused screams and discussions from the audience:
"Don is good at Chinese kung fu, although Howard is big, but it's really possible that he can't beat him!"
"Not necessarily, Warcraft's physical fitness is very perverted, and his hands and feet are longer than those of the Chinese Tang, and Liliang is also very violent, if it really fights, I think Howard may win."
"Impossible, Tang's liliang and explosive power are super strong, is it possible for the demonic beast to blow the glass away with fist pressure?"
……
“ohShit!”
Howard roared angrily: "Man, if you can beat or not, you have to try to know, do you dare to compete with me?" ”
I'll go, brother is too lazy to delay time with you, a demonic beast! Although it is like playing you, this does not fit the taste of performance! This is not an exhibition boxing match.
Brother Xiao rolled his eyes speechlessly, and suddenly said with a smile: "That's it, I'll make a move, if you can do it, then I'll give it a try, what do you think?" ”
"Whatever you want, I'll accompany you!" The monster waved his hand aggressively.
At this moment, the audience was excited, including Kobe, Marbury, Paris. Hilton and these celebrities, everyone is speculating about what someone is going to do, and they can stump Howard's monster!
"What is Don going to do?"
"I think it's yoga! Don's mechanical dance is so magical, yoga jishu must be amazing! ”
"But if you perform yoga, Howard won't admit defeat! Because he really won't. ”
……
Just when everyone was guessing, they saw Brother Xiao and the staff say a few words, and then he smiled and said: "This is a very simple action, even children can, Dwight, don't be unconvinced!" ”
"Let the horses come, boy!" Howard was nervous, but he didn't compromise.
Just kidding, how could he not be nervous about competing with a guy like China Tang with countless magical stunts? Although this is similar to a joke, if you lose, it will be a bit embarrassing!
"Alright! The staff has prepared props, so I'll perform a magical little show for you now! ”
Brother Chic naturally can't let everyone wait in vain, that's too much to say, isn't it? So, as soon as his hand flipped over, a complete deck of playing cards appeared in the palm of his hand. (To be continued......)