Chapter 397: Caliber
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"What wash?? What I said was originally the truth, and it was strange if I could clear it up......" Qin Xiaojun was happy.
"That's it, I was scared at the beginning, it seems that even the Hanfu was blown ......," Gu Yunfeng said with a smile.
"Don't say it, okay??" Sister Bai was extremely embarrassed, glared at Gu Yunfeng, and said angrily.
"Okay, okay, don't say it, don't say it......" Gu Yunfeng couldn't help laughing and said again and again.
"Sister Bai, you are really good...... Wang Xueying gave Sister Bai a thumbs up and praised from the bottom of her heart.
"Mom, you're really good...... "The little girl also learned from her senior sister and gave her mother a thumbs up.
"No, I'm not alive anymore, I really don't have the face to live......" Sister Bai couldn't help covering her face with shame, fortunately, the child is still young now, maybe I remember it today, but I will forget it tomorrow, if this child can remember, I won't have the face to be a mother in front of her in the future.
"It's okay if you don't live, but you have to pay it back first......" Qin Xiaojun stretched out his little hand to Sister Bai with a smile.
"If you don't give it, you slander me, and you want me to repay the debt, I should take care of the ......loss," Sister Bai glared at Qin Xiaojun and said.
"Hmph, I know that you will repay the debt...... Qin Xiaojun pursed her lips disdainfully, "I'm just saying it on the mahjong table now, and I said that if I talk to Lan Lan's mother, with her mother's mouth, how many days can the entire urban area know about it??" β
"......" Sister Bai couldn't help but change color. Despicable ......"
"Xiexie's compliment. I think Ling's philology is very good, and he can portray me in a simple word......" Qin Xiaojun said with a smile.
"Shameless......" Sister Bai was angry and glared at Qin Xiaojun angrily, "You threaten me ......"
"That can't be helped, shamelessness is my motto, and threats are my way to achieve my goals......" Qin Xiaojun became more and more proud.
"Oh my God, who will save me......" Sister Bai couldn't help but look up to the sky and cry out, "Save me, this lost lamb......"
"No one will save you......" Qin Xiaojun said with a smile.
"Do you still expect someone to ride the colorful auspicious clouds to save you?? You are too naΓ―ve, even if people come over by the clouds, they are not to save you......" Gu Yunfeng began to pout.
"What if no one saves me??" Sister Bai glared at Qin Xiaojun angrily. "I'm out of the house today, isn't it just that my reputation stinks on the street?? What else could be done besides this? I've made up my mind for this account today......"
"Do you think that just your reputation is over the street??" Qin Xiaojun pursed his lips disdainfully.
"What else??" Sister Bai snorted coldly. Said.
"Of course someone is interested in Ling's ass......" Qin Xiaojun sneered, "I dare to guarantee that as long as Ling's ass appears, everyone will look at Ling's ass, and if possible, they will also lift Ling's Hanfu to see what caliber of cannon can send out such powerful cannonballs." β
"Qin Xiaojun, you are too deceitful...... Sister Bai's angry eyes welled up with tears.
"Do you want to give money??" Qin Xiaojun glared at Sister Bai and said confidently.
"I won't give it. I won't wipe my ass with it......" Sister Bai said angrily.
"The caliber is too big, the banknote is too small, I think the newspaper is better to use......" Qin Xiaojun sneered.
"It's too much of a deception, if I'm done with you, I won't be Yaya's mother......" Sister Bai glared at Qin Xiaojun angrily, and tears fell down the corners of her eyes.
"How much do I deceive people?? Is it good to pay the debts first?? I asked myself, when I won, when did I rely on it?? Aren't they all too laid?? "Qin Xiaojun is not happy anymore, is it obviously a good account of the debt? ? Why do you say that you are a victim now?? β¦,
"Give you to you, give you ......" Sister Bai angrily threw Qin Xiaojun four yuan, and then quickly coded the card. Wait for me, I have to win all my panties today......"
"Let's see who wins today...... Qin Xiaojun proudly collected the money and became happy.
"Not only did I win Ling's underwear, but I also wanted to win my husband......" Sister Bai couldn't help but grit her teeth when she saw Qin Xiaojun's proud appearance. Said hatefully.
"Haha......" Gu Yunfeng laughed, "Sister Bai finally said what was in her heart......
"Tell me a fart......," Sister Bai glared at Gu Yunfeng. Look at the ...... of me letting you both bare your ass together."
"Hmph......" Qin Xiaojun snorted coldly, "You want to win me??" Unless you are a land immortal......"
"I'll say a few, if you play mahjong, play well, if you don't want to play, just go back to the car and rest......" Nie Canglong saw that the card game had become a bickering meeting, and couldn't help but interject.
"What's the matter?? Hurry up and roast you, if you dare to say one more word, I will lose it......" Qin Xiaojun glared at him and said.
"......" Nie Canglong immediately stopped talking, and didn't dare to say more than half a word.
"Hmph, there's no manhood at all, pet, pet and pet, ride to the head, Si Chen is still haode, I will wait to see the excitement of the relationship between my mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in the future......" Sister Bai said with a sneer with a hint of schadenfreude on her face.
"Are you still waiting to see the excitement??" Qin Xiaojun rolled his eyes, "I'll just wait to see the excitement......"
"Xiaojun is this fearless??" Gu Yunfeng looked at Qin Xiaojun with some surprise and said.
"Hmph......" Qin Xiaojun laughed proudly, "I don't know how much his parents like me, there are very few people in this world who don't like me, we are so rare......
"That's a short time together, and if you get along for a long time, maybe some of your problems will be unacceptable...... Gu Yunfeng said.
"That's not afraid, I'm very similar to his fucking personality, if it weren't for him to get in the way, my fucking mother and I would have to be sisters......" Qin Xiaojun said this, and he was even more proud.
"Okay, okay, what?? Hurry up and sit down. If you don't want to do it. You can turn it back ......" Sister Bai pulled her face, stacked the two cards of zuihou, and said in a cold voice.
"Hmph, let's get your underwear ready......" Qin Xiaojun picked up the dice and threw them.
Qin Xiaojun's luck is extremely vigorous, the next card game, can be described as a big kill, every time you draw a card, either Tianhu or Dihu, from sitting on the Zhuang after. I haven't come down again, it can be said that the spring breeze is proud, and the spirit is flying.
I don't know how many fights, in the eastern sky. Daystars have already appeared, and it is clear that the dawn is approaching.
"I can't do it......" Gu Yunfeng looked depressed, he had been fighting for so long, except for the one with Hu at the beginning, he basically didn't open it again.
"Master, I have no money...... Wang Xueying was also a little unable to support it, although she didn't plan to win, but she kept losing, and she was quite unhappy.
"Hmph, I'm out of the way today. If you don't take revenge, you'd rather die...... "Sister Bai was trembling when she lost, in the wide Hanfu, there was a feeling of coldness, and her eyes looked at the Pleasant Goat in the arms of the little girl from time to time, and the plush toy was a rather simple dress at this time.
"Still dragging it up??" Qin Xiaojun was depressed when he won the win, and yawned while looking at the cards, "I'm afraid I won't be able to take revenge in my life......"
"Let's disperse. It's about to dawn, and people still have to pick up their relatives in a while, let's quickly find a place to rest for a while...... "Nie Canglong has long stopped kebabs, because all the mutton has been grilled by him, and what is even more frightening is that. So many meat skewers were eaten clean by four women and a little fart. I don't know how they have such a big appetite, it's a sheep, not a roast chicken. β¦,
"No, I must take revenge...... Sister Bai was a little stunned, "If you don't take revenge, you swear not to be ......"
"Xiaojun, give Sister Bai's underwear back to her......" Gu Yunfeng lay lazily on the table and began to plead with Sister Bai.
"Why?? That's what I won, besides, I've already given it to us, I really didn't expect it, I actually picked up a thong, sure enough, the more dignified the appearance, the more coquettish the inside......" Qin Xiaojun heard Gu Yunfeng's underwear, and immediately lifted his spirits, shook his head again and again.
"Look at ...... girl" Gu Yunfeng was careful with Qin Xiaojun and said good things, "Sister Bai doesn't recruit people or provoke people, why don't you bully her like this?" β
"She bullied me first......" Qin Xiaojun was dissatisfied, "She did such a tasteless thing as gambling, it's hard to imagine how inferior her character should be, it's good that I didn't give her underwear to Canglong......"
"I'm afraid, if she really gave it to Canglong, she wouldn't be so enchanted, and she won't win a lot of mahjong in the future......" Gu Yunfeng said weakly.
"Weishenme??" Wang Xueying asked with some curiosity.
"Of course, it's to lose the underwear I wore to Mrs. Ling, and then let Mrs. Ling give it to Master Ling, why don't you even understand this?? It's really doubtful about Ling's IQ ......" Gu Yunfeng glanced at Wang Xueying and said.
"You're really energetic?? Am I not complimenting you?? I really don't know?? Wang Xueying glanced at her and said dissatisfiedly.
"If you don't say you know, I'll ......assume that you don't know," Gu Yunfeng smiled weakly and said.
"Come on, let's sit in the Zhuang ......" Sister Bai said with red eyes, glaring at Qin Xiaojun, and with a fierce face.
"Don't play, if you're not convinced, let's go to the car tomorrow to play, and see how I clean up ......" Qin Xiaojun pushed the card, picked up the little girl from his arms, and put it on the table, the little girl had already fallen asleep, so that the master didn't wake up after such a toss.
"Do you want to run if you win?? How can it be so cheap?? "Sister Bai won't do it, I even lost my underwear to Ling, and I won't play if I don't play??
"Do you still have any money? If you can come up with the money, let's continue to play......" Qin Xiaojun glanced at her and said.
"I ......" Sister Bai couldn't help but feel angry, she had already lost all the money she carried, otherwise how could she lose all her underwear? ?
"Sister Bai, forget it......" Gu Yunfeng persuaded on the side, of course, it was not how soft her heart was, but that she had already lost cleanly, and if she lost again, it would be her underwear.
"I ......" Sister Bai was so aggrieved that she couldn't speak, and tears began to roll in her eye sockets.
"It's not a sin for a woman to cry, cry ......," Wang Xueying laughed evilly.
"They made me cry. I don't cry......" Sister Bai wiped her tears. Said angrily.
"Xiaojun, hurry up and return the underwear to Sister Bai, someone will come in a while, how bad is it for people to see??" Nie Canglong's ears moved slightly and said.
"That's right, our table is for eating, and this panties are ......" Gu Yunfeng pointed to the Pleasant Goat who was held in the arms of the little girl, and felt a little embarrassed in his heart, so even if he put the underwear on the table, if no one wore the new underwear, it would be barely acceptable. But this panty is obviously just taken off Sister Bai's body, and it still has some strange smell, how will you eat in the future? ? ?
"Master, just teach her a lesson. Just let her know that you can't rely on gambling bills......" Wang Xueying looked at the table and began to plead.
"Then ......" Qin Xiaojun's eyes rolled, "For the sake of everyone pleading with her, let her go this time......"...,
"Who put it in use?? My panties, I want to win them back openly......" Sister Bai said angrily.
"If you have the ability, you will say this sentence again......" Qin Xiaojun's little face was a little dark, as if we were begging for Ling's underwear, do you want to figure out the situation? ? You should let the wind blow your ass and your ass cold.
"Don't say good things twice...... Sister Bai twisted her head, and her little mouth pouted, "I'll say it if I want to say it, so how faceless am I??" Unless you win me. Otherwise, I won't say a word......"
"Don't say a word......" Qin Xiaojun pouted, "Say it without saying a word, and say it without saying a good word twice, isn't it a word?" β
"Strong words...... Sister Bai glared at Qin Xiaojun and said.
"Which of my words is stronger?? It's also a strong argument, what I'm saying is true, do you understand?? Qin Xiaojun couldn't help but pout again.
"Wait for me, see how I can win all the things around you......" Sister Bai glared at Qin Xiaojun angrily, her hand grabbed the Pleasant Goat like lightning, and said no. But how can you really not want to?? The feeling of a vacuum down there is quite unpleasant.
"I've changed my mind again now, I won't give it back......" Qin Xiaojun said, and he was going to grab the Pleasant Goat.
"It's late......" Sister Bai grabbed the Pleasant Goat, and her figure flashed. I got into car zero.
"You can offend Sister Bai miserably......" Gu Yunfeng glanced at Qin Xiaojun and couldn't help but sigh. I'm afraid that Sister Bai will have to ignore her for ten days and half a month, she is really born to be a bully, and she will catch whoever is bullying whom......"
"Am I bullying you??" Qin Xiaojun gave her a blank look and said.
"Of course, everyone who let you bully you almost cry......" Gu Yunfeng immediately said aggrievedly.
"Why don't you cry?? Haven't you heard this?? Children who can cry have milk to eat, as long as they cry, the benefits are greatly ......" Qin Xiaojun pursed his lips disdainfully and said.
"Don't say it, Uncle Liu Huang is really crying all over the world......" Gu Yunfeng thought about it and said.
"One-third of the world, right??" Wang Xueying interjected, "In the 21st century, mudslides have not been cured, and if it was in the Three Kingdoms period at the end of the Han Dynasty, the mudslides would be more deterrent than the atomic bomb......
"Why is it a mudslide??" Nie Canglong was a little puzzled, his unlucky apprentice wouldn't have a problem with his brain, right? ? Why do you talk and disappear when you talk about it??
"Women are made of water, do you agree??" Qin Xiaojun glanced at the man and said.
"Of course, our Xiaojun is as tender as water...... Nie Canglong nodded violently, seriously agreeing with the girl's words, of course, he didn't dare to disagree, if he didn't agree, the temperature plummeted, making the girl turn into ice, then it would not only be cold, but also hard, why bother? ?
"The man is made of mud, and this guy agrees, right??" Qin Xiaojun continued.
"I agree with this, only by beating often, can men be stronger......" Nie Canglong nodded violently, and agreed with the girl's analogy, regardless of whether it is clay or mud, as long as it is not successful, then quickly beat, if you beat it too much, it will become a material, regardless of whether it is pottery, porcelain, or bricks, it is a use.
"As soon as the man cried, the mud became thinner and thinner, didn't it become a mudslide??" Qin Xiaojun said.
"There seems to be some truth to this...... Nie Canglong thought about it, and involuntarily thought of Chuanxi, this kid seems to be more crying, especially when he encounters snakes, uh, it seems that Song Rensheng loves to cry more than him.
"There is some truth to it, but it makes very, very much sense...... "The girl glared at the man and said angrily.
"Okay, good, this metaphor is very, very reasonable, this is always okay, right??" Nie Canglong hurriedly said.
"It's almost ......," the girl smugly, "although I am not a land immortal, but I speak, sometimes according to my words." β
"Look at what you said......" Nie Canglong smiled with a smile on his face, "I follow the law, doesn't that mean that you follow the law?" Why are we still so clear?? β
"The two of us have nothing to do with each other, one is a man and I am a woman, of course we have to distinguish a little more clearly......" The girl pouted and pretended to say.
"If you want to say this, it will make me sad too much, we are a red heart towards the ...... of the organization" Nie Canglong said with a look of grievance.
"Look at what you said pitifully, then you can't tell the difference......" Qin Xiaojun's mouth showed a smug smile.
"It's disgusting...... Gu Yunfeng watched the two flirting and scolding, and his heart was a little sour, "I've never seen you so shameless......"
"I don't see a lot of face, and I've never seen a more shameless ...... than you," Qin Xiaojun glanced at Gu Yunfeng and said disdainfully.
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