When a man wakes up in the morning and finds himself sleeping with a woman, it is already a very serious matter. And if both of them are naked, then the situation is even worse.

And if there is still a pool of blood on the hemp, and the man feels that the little brother is a little itchy, the waist and knees are sore, and the limbs are weak; The woman felt a dull pain underneath and a slight swelling. Basically, one thing was announced, that is, there must have been an incident last night that was inappropriate for children, very yellow and violent.

It is not a sin for a man and a woman to have a very pornographic and violent incident, but if one party already has a wife, it is really heinous.

Therefore, Xu Guanwu is very guilty in his heart now, but there is still a faint hint of joy. "It turns out that Teresa's first time was given to me."

Compared with Xu Guanwu's self-blame, Teresa Teng was undoubtedly silent, stunned and didn't know what Lu Dao was thinking.

"Teresa, we ...... last night," Xu Guanwu said hesitantly, "How are you feeling now?" ”

"I didn't do anything, we didn't do anything last night." Deng Lijun said coldly, "You should go back to the hotel, Ah Zhi is still waiting for you." ”

"How can I walk away from you now." Xu Guanwu muttered, "Let me stay and take care of you, okay?" ”

"What about Azhi?! Can you take care of me for a while, and can you take care of me for a lifetime? Deng Lijun suddenly said with two lines of tears in his eyes, "Will you be willing to divorce Ah Zhi and then marry me into the door?" Or do you treat me like an outer chamber and want me to be your canary? ”

Xu Guanwu was silent for a while, he really didn't want to divorce Zhao Yazhi. And not only because she is a goddess that she has admired since she was a child. What's more, after a few years of married life. There is already a deep affection between them.

"Let's go. I know your troubles. Deng Lijun suddenly spoke. We don't think it happened last night. Don't worry, I won't tell Ah Zhi anything. ”

When Xu Guanwu heard Deng Lijun say this, he suddenly felt even more guilty in his heart, as if a thousand knives were stabbed in his body and twisted in his internal organs.

……

Lost and dejected, he returned to the hotel, and when he knocked on the door, the door opened suddenly. Opposite stood up. It was Zhao Yazhi who was worried and waited all night.

Seeing her look pale and haggard, but after seeing herself, she cried with joy, Xu Guanwu felt even more guilty in his heart.

"Ah Wu, where did you run all day yesterday?!" Zhao Yazhi grabbed Xu Guanwu's hand and hugged his arm tightly, as if she was afraid that he would run away.

"Hey, what's that smell like on you?! It smells like a lot of wine. It still smells sour, you rested there last night. Did you get drunk and sleep on the road? Zhao Yazhi asked in a chirping voice, making Xu Guanwu's brain hurt.

"Ahh He replied vaguely, "I'm going to take a shower." ”

"I'll help you put warm water, you sit here for a while, drink a cup of bitter tea and sober up first." Zhao Yazhi saw that Xu Guanwu's face was a little embarrassed, and there was a strong smell of wine in her mouth, so she couldn't help but hurriedly hold him down, and then thoughtfully poured him a cup of hot tea, and then walked over to help him put the bath water.

Xu Guanwu drank the hot tea, although his hot tongue was numb in an instant, but his spirit was suddenly boosted.

"Alas! If a wife is like this, what more can a husband ask for? Xu Guanwu muttered to himself, "What should I do now, on the one hand, a gentle and considerate wife, on the other hand, the empathetic Teresa, how to choose is really embarrassing for me." No wonder the ancients said that it is the most difficult to receive the grace of beauty. Alas! ”

Xu Guanwu sat there and sighed for a while, never thinking of the best of both worlds, and couldn't help but worry that his hair was about to start turning white. Although he was well aware of the historical direction of the future, he did not have a solution to this dilemma. However, aspiring young people often joke that if they become Arab citizens in the future, they can marry multiple wives. However, ridicule can only be ridicule, and becoming an Arab citizen is not something that can be entered if you want to.

"Husband, the bath water is ready. Go take a bath, and I'll help you order some refreshing and refreshing dishes. After taking a bath, eat a little and then take a good rest. Just as Xu Guanwu was thinking wildly, Zhao Yazhi shouted in the bathroom.

Xu Guanwu came to his senses, and then pumped himself hard. "With such a good wife, what do you have to think about?"

"Come and see if the water is at the right temperature?" Zhao Yazhi walked out of the bathroom, dragged Xu Guanwu into the bathroom, and then dragged his hand into the warm water, "Is it cold, is it hot?" ”

"It's not cold or hot, it's just the right temperature." Xu Guanwu smiled and said, "Wife, go out of the house, I'll wash it myself." ”

"Well, then you can soak slowly in it, and I'll help you order some decanting dishes." After Zhao Yazhi finished speaking, she turned around and went out, and Xu Guanwu was dressed and then entered the bath.

The slightly hot bath water promotes blood circulation throughout the body, which makes his mind much clearer. And the lit fragrant candle emitted a faint fragrance, which made his spirit relax for a moment.

"Husband, I've already called the sobering soup for you, remember to eat it after you finish taking a bath." And I'm going to send the dirty clothes you changed to wash, remember to change this set of clean clothes later. After a while, Zhao Yazhi walked in again, put the folded set of clothes next to her, and bent down again to pick up the dirty clothes on the ground.

Well?!

Zhao Yazhi rummaged through Xu Guanwu's pocket, intending to take out his wallet, keys, and miscellaneous items, but suddenly a vague lipstick print appeared on the right chest of Xu Guanwu's shirt, making Zhao Yazhi stunned for a moment.

"Wife, you're fine, are you?" Xu Guanwu saw Zhao Yazhi, who was stunned, and couldn't help but ask suspiciously.

"I'm fine," Zhao Yazhi quickly put away her shirt, "By the way, did you drink alone yesterday, or did you drink with others?" ”

"Of course, I drank it alone." Xu Guanwu rushed to answer for the first time, and then felt that this was not very credible, and added another sentence. "Drink too much. Of course, I drank it by myself. ”

"What about Sister Lijun. Didn't she go with you? Zhao Yazhi continued to ask.

"This ...... She had something to do on the spot, and she left halfway through the drink. Xu Guanwu was stunned for a moment, and immediately said, "I was also unconscious after I drank the most, I don't remember how I came out of the izakaya or how I slept in the subway station." ”

"Oh, no wonder. Izakaya all have little girls who accompany the drink. Maybe it's the lip prints they left behind. It's just a lip print, it's not a big deal. Men, it's inevitable that they will have to play on the spot. For so many years, he just did it once, so forgive him. Zhao Yazhi was looking for various reasons for herself, and she burst into tears with sadness.

……

After hearing the sound of Xu Guanwu changing clothes in the bathroom, Zhao Yazhi hurriedly wiped the tears on her face, and then pretended to be casual.

"Ah Wu, you're done taking a bath." Zhao Yazhi got up and said.

"Yes. Ah Zhi, why are your eye circles red? What are you crying about? Xu Guanwu was shocked and asked tentatively.

"Nope. When I first came out, I was blinded by the sand. Zhao Yazhi said casually, "You come over and drink the decanting soup first, and then take a good rest." We'll talk about that later. ”

Xu Guanwu was stunned when he heard this, as if he wanted his wife to have something to say. But before he could figure it out, his wife pressed him in front of the dining table and asked him to drink the pot of sobering soup on the table first.

Although it has been sitting for ten minutes, this decanting soup is still hot, and the taste is also sweet and sour, refreshing and pleasant, which makes people can't help but feel refreshed after drinking.

"After drinking the soup, let's rest, don't think about the rest." Zhao Yazhi pushed Xu Guanwu to Maqian Road again.

Xu Guanwu actually had a thousand words in his heart at the moment, and he wanted to explain it to his wife, but when he heard her always say this, he had no choice but to nod.

……

Xu Guanwu, who was lying on the hemp, did not sleep soundly, but had nightmares over and over again.

After a while, I dreamed that my wife found out about him and Deng Lijun, so she filed a lawsuit with him and divorced him in anger, which ruined his reputation and family; dreamed that the couple was happily living at home, but Deng Lijun broke in, took Xu Guanwu's hand and said that the child was his, and let him be responsible to the end; After a while, I dreamed that Teresa Teng and Zhao Yazhi fought a lawsuit against him, and Yan Luo ordered the little ghost to sawed him into two pieces, and it was only fair for one person and half to fight......

The smirk of his wife and Teresa, the hideous and terrifying face of the little ghost, and the sharp pain of the sharp blade...... Xu Guanwu woke up screaming.

"Husband, there's nothing wrong with you, are you having a nightmare, why are you sweating?" Zhao Yazhi trotted over and asked with concern.

"It's nothing, it's nothing, it's probably just the sequelae left by drinking too much." Xu Guanwu smiled reluctantly, although he rested for a while, it seemed to be more uncomfortable than before he didn't rest.

"Well, I'll go get you some headache medicine. You're really, knowing that you can't drink, so don't drink so much. Zhao Yazhi muttered in pieces, and after a while, she brought him a glass of warm water and a few painkillers.

Watching Xu Guanwu take the medicine in one mouth, Zhao Yazhi walked behind him again at this time, and gently massaged his head with her fingers, "What is the result of my husband's examination, why do you make you so worried?" ”

"Uh......" was massaged by Zhao Yazhi's slender hands, and Xu Guanwu felt much more comfortable. After hearing his wife's question, although he felt that this kind of thing was not easy to say, he still told his wife.

"How can you have this symptom, your ability in that area has always been very strong?!" After listening to her husband's words, Zhao Yazhi asked with a slight blush.

"I don't know, but it should be treatable." Xu Guanwu shook his head and said.

"Well, as long as the cause is found, it will definitely be cured." Zhao Yazhi nodded and said, "By the way, Sister Lijun didn't have a good doctor to introduce us, why don't you ask her to help contact us." ”

"No, no," Xu Guanwu stood up suddenly, turned around and waved his hand at his wife, and stopped in a panic, "It's not embarrassing to use this kind of thing to disturb people." ”

"Oh." Zhao Yazhi glanced at her husband suspiciously, and didn't understand why her husband's reaction was so fierce, "Then are we going to Tokyo for treatment, or are we going back to Hong Kong or the United States?" ”

"Let's talk about it after returning to Hong Kong first, this kind of thing should be kept secret for the time being, so as to avoid rumors that it will make people have bad associations." Xu Guanwu turned around and solemnly told his wife, "By the way, wait for you to prepare, and we will return to Hong Kong immediately." ”

"Why are you in such a hurry, in fact, Japan's medical conditions are also very developed, let's find a doctor here, maybe there will be a treatment." Zhao Yazhi asked suspiciously, "And we haven't told Sister Lijun to see you again, she invited us to eat delicious sushi last time, and helped us get the test report, it stands to reason that we should ask back, Xie Lu Xie is right." ”

"Let's talk about these things later, I'll go and hang up the phone in Hong Kong and let them fly over as soon as possible. You hurry up and pack your bags. Xu Guanwu waved his hand and blocked.

"You're always so hot, all right! But it's always better to make a phone call and talk to someone again. Zhao Yazhi said and picked up the phone.

"If you are told to pack your luggage, you will go and pack your luggage, and what else are you going to call?" Xu Guanwu snatched the phone and yelled at his wife in a hoarse voice. (To be continued......)