Chapter 093: Even
"It's much more complicated than you say, and you'll know the way later. It's the two of you, when did you become so out of mind, Ziyi is messing around, are you also messing around? Chen Fengxi deftly avoided this unanswerable question.
General Lu shouted angrily: "There is still a face to say!" Give your daughter-in-law a cow and a horse for four years, I'm used to it! I tell you, it's not over. I have a daughter-in-law when I go back, and I will let you taste the taste of being called around! ”
Lu Shengyuan glanced at General Lu disdainfully, and said stupidly: "Is it your turn to say this?" If you want to say it, I say it! ”
Ye Ziyi nodded again and again: "That's it, the general has not harmed the girls in our school, and there are two girls in my dormitory alone who are making trouble for him!" ”
Chen Fengxi said incredulously: "Isn't it? It's really fake, I remember that he used to stutter when talking to girls! ”
General Lu exclaimed unhappily: "You just stammered, I stuttered!" ”
Ye Ziyi smiled happily: "Hehe, the general's problem hasn't changed, and he still stutters when he sees a beautiful girl, but this doesn't prevent those girls from rushing to him like moths to a fire!" Our girls in Shanghai, what we usually see are gentle and considerate Shanghai men who enter the hall and enter the kitchen, and boys like the general who are tall and have casual manners are easy to make them tempted, plus the general is an athlete, which has led to a series of tragedies! and Lao Lu is also a man of the year in school, he is the president of the four clubs of the Go Club, the Chess Club, the Calligraphy Club, and the Sinology Club, this guy is the idol of all the literary and artistic youth in our school! General, who is the girl who forced you to jump the Huangpu River? ”
"Jumping the Huangpu River?" Chen Fengxi looked at Lu Gongyun in surprise, this is not in line with the style of Lu Gongyun, who always implements the traditional health life of working at sunrise and resting at sunset!
General Lu smiled evilly and said: "Well, that girl's name is Murong Qiaoyu, the whole Yituo Lin Daiyu, is a flower of the Chinese department, in order to force Lu Daguan to commit a crime, he was invited to the Huangpu River Bridge, saying that if he did not agree to others, they would jump off the bridge." Lu Daguan didn't say a word, and jumped off the railing. After that, I haven't seen that girl again! Hey, Lao Lu, that girl is very good-looking, why don't you look down on others? ”
Lu Gongyun said unhurriedly: "The personality is incompatible!" ”
General Lu said with a look of contempt: "Cut, talk to me about that calf, aren't you just because she is not a chick?" There are only two kinds of chicks at our age, one is Ziyi's heart, and the other is that there is no way to start when the lights are turned off. Why don't you go to elementary school right now? ”
Lu Gongyun said righteously: "The problem of appearance can be solved in South Korea, but the problem of virtue cannot be solved. Chastity is a woman's most precious thing, just like a man's dick. A man who loses his second child is called a eunuch, and a woman who loses her virginity is called a slut. Marrying a slut and going home is tarnishing the reputation of our Lu family! ”
General Lu said bitterly: "Big brother, wake up, it's now twenty-one generations, do you really want to marry your right hand as your wife and take your left hand as a concubine when the time comes?" ”
Lu Gongyun said disdainfully: "Don't think that everyone is like you, masturbating for the sake of masturbation!" ”
"Almost, right? I'm still here! Ye Ziyi pouted in displeasure.
The two of them tilted their heads to the side like children who had done something wrong.
"When did you two become so obedient!" Chen Fengxi said with a look of disdain.
General Lu shouted angrily: ", I still have the face to say, I have been used to being controlled by your daughter-in-law in the past few years, and she has a conditioned reflex whenever she speaks!" ”
Lu Gongyun said impatiently: "Okay, okay, don't talk in vain, it's all delaying people's business here." ”
At this time, a few people noticed that the doctor sitting next to the computer was watching them like a comedy, knocking melon seeds and drinking drinks.
"Come, I'll carry you." Chen Fengxi got up and bent down without thinking.
Ye Ziyi did not hesitate to put her arms around Chen Fengxi's neck and lay on his shoulder with a happy face.
When he felt a warm current flowing into his neck, Chen Fengxi's heart suddenly felt as uncomfortable as blocking a big rock, in his life, there were two and a half people who were sorry, one was Ye Ziyi, half was Helian Luohe, and as for the other, he didn't know what her name was.
It is said that at this time, Chen Fengxi should say something like never being separated in the future, but he can't do it, because he knows that the two of them will still be separated in the future, and it may be life and death. But what if we have to separate in the future? In the days to come, Chen Fengxi must do his best to make up for his debt to Ye Ziyi!
"Ziyi, you go back first, and the general and I will go and collect the stall."
"Shut up the fart! If you want to collect it, this bastard will collect it, anyway, I won't go, you have to go yourself! ”
As soon as Lu Gongyun's words fell, General Lu scolded and screamed.
Chen Fengxi nodded: "Well, you don't need to accept it, you won't live here in the future anyway." ”
"Then what's the matter, you haven't eaten the meat noodles I made for you!" Ye Ziyi shouted anxiously.
Chen Fengxi smiled slightly, and said gently: "Silly girl, as long as you do it, I like everything!" ”
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"Shameless!"
General Lu and Lu Gongyun expressed unanimous disdain for Chen Fengxi's performance, and looking at the appearance of the two of them leaving angrily, Chen Fengxi's face couldn't help but show a look of guilt and incomprehension: "What happened to these two children?" It seems that we were not good enough to give up our wives and children, right? ”
Ye Ziyi said meaningfully: "When you were in school, your mind was not on us at all, so naturally I can't see how true our feelings for you are." ”
Chen Fengxi shook his head and said: "That's not the case, I can understand the general, after all, the two of us don't fight or make a deal." But I can't figure it out like this Lao Lu, he and I know each other because of the general, and we haven't had any intersection! ”
"I don't know what to do, anyway, every year when you celebrate your birthday, Lu Gongyun will go to the restaurant alone to drink all night, and he will be drunk to the ground, and every time he gets drunk, he will sing."
"Singing? What play? ”
"The snow is drifting, hitting people's faces, the wind is cold through the bones, the clouds are low, the mountains and rivers are dark, the sparse forests are cold and withered, the past is difficult to dissipate, and the deserted village sells wine to comfort the sorrows. Belch...... I forgot about the back! ”
Lin Chong, a tragic character in the Water Margin, sang this "Snow Drift" in the wild boar forest with grief and anger in the miserable and gloomy snowy night, the depressed and longing for his wife.
This play, in addition to sadness, is anger, what does this Lu Gongyun mean when he sings such a play on his birthday?
Chen Fengxi, who was full of questions, came to the temporary residence of Ye Ziyi and the three.
At a glance, you can see that the stone table and stone bench under the grape trellis on the left side of the small courtyard are where Lu Gongyun reads and writes, and the sandbags and barbells on the right side must be the place where General Lu exercises his body, as for Ye Ziyi's small world, I am afraid it should be the kitchen, because with Lu Gongyun and General Lu, it is impossible to clean up the kitchen spotlessly.
When he walked into the living room full of photos of himself and the three of them, Chen Fengxi couldn't help but be stunned.
Standing in front of the photo wall, looking at the photos of the four people with young and immature faces written on their faces, Lu Gongyun looked at Chen Fengxi meaningfully, and said softly: "In the past seven years, we have been talking about you every day. At first, it was because Ziyi wanted to talk, but later, the two of us couldn't help but think of the bits and pieces of our school days. Friendships as students are just as unreliable as relationships, but we firmly believe that ours is an exception! ”
General Lu, who came out of the house with a shoebox, said impatiently: "Old Lu, don't fix those useless things?" If you want to be practical, come on, come on, Fengxi, you come and see. ”
"See what?" Chen Fengxi leaned over with a curious expression.
When he saw that the box was full of IOUs, his brow furrowed involuntarily.
"This is the money I borrowed from my father when he was treated, I have already repaid the big head and the small head, and now I will leave it to you!" General Lu sent the shoebox to Chen Fengxi's chest with a smirk.
Ye Ziyi got off Chen Fengxi's back very interestingly, held Chen Fengxi's shoulder and said: "Lao Lu and I don't want any money to give him, he said that his debt is because you owe it, and you must pay it back." ”
"Well, I'm still here!" Chen Fengxi solemnly took the shoebox with both hands.
General Lu patted Chen Fengxi's shoulder with satisfaction: "You have a conscience, but if you can introduce me to a few rich women and let me improve my family's living environment, then your conscience will be really good!" ”
"The whole Kang County is in a mess because of you, are you still in the mood to catch up with others here?"
Liu Yating walked into the small courtyard with an unkind face, as soon as she saw Liu Yating, General Lu's eyes narrowed, and she ran out of the door quite enthusiastically.
Long Jianwei said lukewarmly: "Doctor Chen, don't you think there is a problem with the cooperation between us?" Why is it that I am the one who is fighting on the front line, and you are idle? ”
Chen Fengxi glanced at the two of them disapprenously, helped Ye Ziyi into the courtyard, and said calmly: "This is my girlfriend, Ye Ziyi!" ”
The anger on the faces of Long Jianxi and Liu Yating disappeared in an instant, replaced by an expression of disbelief.
"Beauty...... Beauty, you ...... Hello, I'm ...... I ......"
"His name is General Lu, and he is Chen Fengxi's high school classmate. My name is Lu Gongyun, and I am Chen Fengxi's brother! ”
", Lao Lu, what do you mean, why am I a classmate and you are a brother? If you want to talk about it, is it okay for me to be closer to Fengxi? Beauty, you ...... You...... Don't ......."
"Boring!"
After Liu Yating and Long Jianwei gave General Lu a sentence in unison, they turned around and walked out of the courtyard gate.
As soon as the two left, General Lu came to Chen Fengxi's side in a sloppy manner, and said in a rather obscene voice: "Fengxi, evenly?" ”