Chapter 28—The Great Prophecy (1)

"Hello ladies and gentlemen, I am David. Humont is an actor in the American sitcom "Friends" and a writer and director of the American film "This Man is from Earth". Yes, that's right, the defiled movie that you call full of evil, the movie that overthrows your faith and makes me call myself Jesus, is my handiwork. I know that many of you want to point at my nose and shout and call yourself the Son of God, are you living impatiently? Before answering this question, I would like to ask you to hear my story. I was born on November 2, 1966 in the Astoria neighborhood of Queen's Road, New York, attended Beverly High School in high school, and attended Northwestern University in college. My first exposure to acting was when I was in high school, when I was enrolled in a drama acting class. Since then, I've stepped into the acting industry. Since then, I have been inseparable from acting. I've worked for the theater company "Mirror", as an actor, director and playwright, for stage plays like "The West", "Odyssey", "Compatriots" and, of course, for "The Jungle", "Viper" and "Alice in Wonderland". Jefferson Award. The most important role I got was ROSS in the sitcom "Friends". I say all this just to show that I am actually a very simple person. So how would I, Weishenme, make such a movie? It's actually quite simple to say. I just wanted to find something to do during my time off. "Friends" is an autumn drama, and I had a lot of time between the end of the first year of filming and the second year. Being involved in a film is far less enjoyable than directing a movie. In particular, the invitation to this movie is from Wonder Boy, Jerry. Rothschel sent it out there. ”

When the press conference on David. After Xiu Meng made such a sound, and passed it through the microphone, and amplified it countless times, everyone who appeared at the open-air press conference was stunned. Then, after a moment of silence, the tumultuous crowd began to get angry.

Yes, they were outraged.

The boy who sang "Pie_Jesu", sang "Telly", sang "Trver", "Only_Time" and "I_Have_A_Dream", the boy they called the purest love of God, the boy who created the Children's Fund to speak out for the anti-war, could be the initiator of the film "This Man is from Earth"? It's hard to believe, it's hard to believe, it's just, it's simply unimaginable. The crowd was in a commotion for a moment, and then I saw a person standing up, and a red tomato swished, like a bullet out of the chamber, towards David on the stage. Xiu Meng flew over. David. Xiumeng's side slammed the rotten tomato into the microphone, and with a sharp microphone beep, the tomato turned into a mess of mud, and the red jam that burst out sprayed David. Xiu Meng faced.

"Liar, you big liar, MJ (MJ=Magic_Jerry, the short name of the protagonist's fans for him) won't do this kind of thing, he won't ~ you don't want to splash dirty water on him ~"

"No, I'm not, what I said is true......"

After a while, dozens of people stood up.

"Shut your stinky mouth, you demon~"

It's a few tomatoes again, it seems that the Irishman who attended the press conference today is very well prepared. Xiu Meng smashed and hid under the press table.

David. Xiumeng's face was depressed.

He regretted it, yes, he regretted it very much.

Originally, Jerry meant to let David. Xiumeng was a dead horse as a live horse doctor, shouldering it alone, carrying the whole thing on his shoulders. But David. Xiumeng is not a fool, if things really reach the point where they can't be controlled, let him pick it up alone, it is clearly a job to find death. So, no matter what, he wants to pull Jerry onto the "thief ship" and make him and himself grasshoppers on a rope. And Jerry was originally on the same thief ship as him, and if he wanted to get off the ship at this time, it wouldn't make sense at all. Jerry Anyway, David. Nor was Shumon able to agree to his proposal, because David. Simon always believed that he could not spend the rest of his life on "This Man Comes from Earth", and he did not believe that such a statement could make the followers of Jesus let him go. His dreams and life have just begun,

Jerry, who was standing in the corner not far away, also looked helpless.

You can't live if you do your own iniquity

As a good friend of Enya and Clannaard, and the biggest contributor to the popularity of Celtic music in the new century, Jerry's status in the hearts of the Irish is not just a natural idol. All the Irish who loved Celtic music simply regarded him as a fellow Irishman. In other words, Jerry is the pride of the Irish. The film accusing the Pride of Ireland of defiling Christ Jesus would do so much damage to the Irish Jerry had expected the Irish to react aggressively, but he did not expect the chain reaction of these overreactions to come so quickly.

Rotten tomatoes and rotten eggs flying all over the sky instantly made the entire press conference venue jump. The venue became a battlefield of shells, and reporters from AP, UPI, AFP, REUTER and many other news outlets fled one after another, each looking for hidden trenches to prevent the indignant Irish from harming innocents.

"David, David~" Jerry grabbed a mineral water bottle and smashed it towards the release table, then shouted a few words.

He didn't expect that his mineral water bottle would bring out more mineral water bottles.

The sound of bang bang bang is endless.

David. Xiu Meng heard the voice, and as soon as he poked his head out, another rotten tomato snapped and smashed into his face accurately, directly smashing him on the spot, followed by more rotten eggs trailing up.

"Microphone, microphone, throw the microphone at me" Jerry shouted as loud as he could, pressing the brim of his hat and making a microphone gesture with both hands.

David over there, suppressed by the firepower of eggs and rotten tomatoes. Xiumeng finally seized an opportunity, he picked up his arm and sent the microphone out, but then he hit more than a dozen tomatoes.

"Smash ~ smash ~ smash him, smash this heretic ~"

"He should be crucified~"

"Jesus, please forgive this poor child"

"He's going to hell~"

"Burn this Jew ~" (David. Humon was born into a Jewish family. ）

"He's a demon at all~"

"He died innocent~"

……

Just as the crowd gradually gathered around, another sharp microphone sound caused all the Irishmen holding Rotten Tomatoes to cover their ears.

Jerry, who was covered by Carlos, turned his head and said xiexie to Carlos, who frowned in disgust, and then Jerry grabbed the microphone that he had "tortured", "Hey ~ guys, I'm Jerry, Jerry. Rothschel, I'm right now in the square outside the Royal Victoria Hospital. Can you stop your endless battles and let me say a few words? ”

All holding rotten tomatoes and rotten eggs ready to baptize David. The Irishman of Humont lowered his raised hand as if in cheer.

Oh ~ When did MJ come to Ireland

Those who were about to rush up to bring David. The person who Xiu Meng pulled out also smiled and retreated. Teach David a lesson with rotten tomatoes and rotten eggs. Shumon, and then take the poor fellow to the church, restrain the evil in him with an exorcism, wash away the sins of this heretic with the words of the Ten Commandments, and purify his soul with holy water, that's all they have in store for this day. Of course, if this demon is stubborn, they do not rule out the intention of piercing his heart with a silver dagger.

In the hearts of mad believers, there is nothing more despicable than tarnishing the glory of the Father.

This group of crazy cultists hasn't had time to fight for Jerry. Rothschel was delighted to arrive, and the sound coming from the stereo almost instantly dispelled the emotion without a trace.

"I want to say, guys, David. What Mr. Humont said was not wrong at all, and it was indeed my request to David. Mr. Xiumon sent an invitation, and I, both the producer of this film and one of the screenwriters of this film. ”

The power of this sentence is simply no less than that of an atomic bomb.

Everyone was stunned.

Immediately after, excitement, loss, dazedness, more and more disbelief.

Journalists from major news agencies and tabloids were thrilled because they had received the great news that "This Man Is from the Earth," which defiled Christ Jesus, was written by MJ, a super-icon who not so long ago dared to challenge the entire world of journalism and the uncrowned king. They could have predicted how much commercial benefit this would bring, and not only that, but this time, they had every reason to believe that they could knock this super idol from the East into a place of no return.

The Irishmen who saw Jerry as the pride of Ireland because of Jerry's achievements in Celtic music in the new century, and the devout Christians who saw Jerry as the closest to the saints because of "Pie_Jesu", were all confused at the moment when they heard Jerry's words. For a moment, they all thought they had misheard.

"You heard me right, I'm the producer and screenwriter of the movie 'This Man Is From Earth.'" Jerry said as he walked, and in a while, he walked through the chaotic battlefield and stood on the press conference podium dyed red by red tomato juice.

"But I don't think it's a defilement for the Father"

In another word, the flat ground thundered.

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