Chapter 180: Hu Yunong threw himself a birthday party
Hu Yunong wanted to hold a birthday party for himself, and the venue was chosen at the Zuibaxian restaurant, and most of the invited people were his classmates and friends.
Brother Bing, as the head chef, rushed over early in the morning, and this time he brought not only drunken fish, but also drunken shrimp and drunken crabs. The first to be served was the drunken shrimp, and when the spring saw that the shrimp was still alive, she was so frightened that she hid backwards and screamed: "Take it away!" Take! I'm scared of this thing. β
Brother Bing said, "You cover it with that bowl, and it won't jump for a while." β
Yijiang Chunshui said: "Then I don't dare to eat it, I'm scared when I look at it, so take it away quickly." β
Brother Bing looked at everyone and asked, "Is there anything else to be afraid of?" β
Someone raised their hand: "Me! I'm scared. β
"I'm scared too."
Brother Bing said, "Is there anything else?" Those who are afraid sit at that table, and there are only two people at that table, are you two afraid? β
"We're not afraid."
Brother Bing said, "Then you come over and change seats with them." β
After more than ten minutes, he took out a pot of dead shrimp and sent it to their table in Yijiang Chunshui, saying: "I have returned to the pot of shrimp in this pot, don't worry, there is not a single live shrimp in this pot." β
Yijiang Chunshui said: "That's right, how can shrimp be eaten alive?" You can't eat it if you have that kind of practice, it's unhygienic to eat like that, and it's easy to get sick? β
Brother Bing said, "Yes! I'll make this kind of thing again in the future, so I will ask everyone's opinions first, and don't be thankless. β
Hu Yunong moved from that table to this table, sat down next to a river of spring water, and said, "I called Lao Crooked and asked him to come over, and he answered me to come over in the morning, what do you think is here?" He hasn't come here yet, so you call and ask if he can still come. β
Yijiang Chunshui said with a depressed expression: "His mobile phone is turned off, I called all night yesterday, his office and home have been called, and he has not been able to contact himββ"
Hu Yunong asked, "He didn't come home last night?" β
Yijiang Chunshui said: "No, I thought he would come to you today, but if he doesn't come at this time, he probably won't come." β
Hu Yunong said: "Nothing will happen to him, right?" β
"I'm also worried about him-" Yijiang Chunshui only said half a sentence when her mobile phone rang, she answered the phone, her face turned pale, and she whispered to Hu Yunong: "Something happened to my family, I have to go back immediately." β
Hu Yunong asked, "What's wrong?" Use me to help? β
Yijiang Chunshui said: "I can't say it now, Aunt Sun said that someone is rummaging things in our house, I don't know who Lu Dao is, I'll go back and see if it." β
Hu Yunong said: "I'll wait for your call, don't carry anything alone." β
Yijiang Chunshui walked out of the restaurant in response.
Yijiang Chunshui only left with the front foot, and the back foot of the soldier came out of the back kitchen with a pot of crabs, and the first one of the people present, after the distribution, he said: "The drunken fish is also out of the pot, which of you will help me go to the end?" I can't do it alone. β
Lele got up and walked to the back kitchen, and didn't take a few steps before someone asked, "Who are Brother Bing and Lele?" β
Lele turned around and saw two policemen standing at the door, he asked suspiciously, "Are you looking for me?" Can I help you? β
"What's your name?"
"My online name is Lele."
"That's right! It's just looking for you, who is called Brother Bing? β
Brother Bing came out of the back kitchen with a plate of drunken fish and said, "I, you are here for the matter of Da Jiangzi, right?" β
"Now that you know the Tao, we won't say anything more to you, let's go with us."
Brother Bing put the plate of fish in his hand on the table and said, "We haven't eaten yet, can we finish eating and then go with you?" Why don't you eat some of them too? β
The policeman said coldly: "We are here to perform official duties, not to eat, please cooperate with our work." β
"Okay, I'll go with you." Brother Bing said to everyone: "It's nothing, they are looking for us to verify the situation, we will come back after we have explained the matter clearly, you eat first, and we will be back in a while." β
Everyone watched the police take Brother Bing and Lele away, and some people couldn't sit still and offered to leave.
Hu Yunong stood up and said, "I won't stop anyone who wants to leave, but I want to tell you that there is a program after eating, and the program will be performed voluntarily by everyone, and everyone who participates in the performance will have the opportunity to draw a lottery, and the prizes include LCD TVs, tablets and mobile phones, as well as a number of small gifts, electric shavers and cosmetics and other thingsββ"
Someone interrupted Hu Yunong's words and asked, "You're not fooling us, are you?" Where's the thing? Take it out and let's see. β
Hu Yunong said: "In the Jinbei car, I don't believe you can go over and have a look." β
One after another, some people came out to see, Hu Yunong suddenly remembered something, patted his thigh, and said: "It's broken, the car key is still in the hands of Brother Bing, have they gone away?" β
"They left in a police car."
"Do we have to wait for them to come back before we can draw a lottery?"
Hu Yunong said: "That's not necessary, it's better if he comes back, I won't let everyone down if he doesn't come back." β
Everyone is eager to try:
"Let's put on a skit in a moment, shall we?"
"I don't play a sketch with you, I'll sing a song to everyone alone."
"Who's going to play a skit with me?"
"Why do you have to act in a sketch? Let's have a two-person turn, shall we? β
"It's not good for me to turn the two, it's okay to say cross talk."
(To be continued......)