Chapter 538: Wonderful SXS
The 48 members walked down from the stage and sat down around the table in front of Zhou Xiao and the four of them, and a little higher in front of them was the conveyor belt of the rotary sushi.
At this time, Masahiro Nakai said, "When the AKBs walked down from the stage just now, I seemed to see something amazing. ”
"What?" The members asked.
"You...... The ...... after the name It should be age, right? Nakaju asked, pointing to Jurina Matsui's nameplate.
"Huh? This, yes. Jurina replied.
"12 years old!" Nakaju exclaimed.
"12 years old!?" Takuya Kimura also shouted loudly, he really didn't expect that there would be a twelve-year-old girl in the AKB.
"Although they all say he looks like he is 20 years old, this child is indeed 12 years old." Zhou Xiao said with a smile.
"Brother Zhou Xiao!" Jurina shouted coquettishly.
"I guess this child's mother is about the same age as us." Kimura said that what he really wanted to say was that "this child is not a few years old with his eldest daughter", but he tried not to talk about his family affairs on the TV screen, so he temporarily changed his words to the way he just looked.
"By the way, Zhou Xiao, I heard that AKB has a tradition of having a surprise announcement every time there is a big event?" Nakai asked.
"It's not that it's every time, it's just that you're just right, and we don't make up the content for the sake of a surprise announcement." Zhou Xiao explained while busy with the things in his hand.
"Isn't it annoying?" Nakaju asked the members.
"Yes! It's super annoying, this is the only thing that Brother Zhou Xiao hates anymore! The members shouted.
Zhou Xiao sneered and said: "Don't listen to their nonsense, they will definitely be annoying at first, but after getting used to it, I dare to say that they will feel quite cool!" ”
"Really?" Nakaju asked.
"Nothing! Don't listen to Brother Zhou Xiao's nonsense! I don't like this kind of thing! The girls waved their hands in denial.
"I don't believe it! Otherwise, let's investigate! Isn't there a system that counts people by pressing the key!? Pick it up, pick it up! Zhou Xiao shouted.
"Uh...... Week...... Zhou Xiaosang, this is ...... It's not in the script. Nakaju interrupted with some embarrassment.
"Hey, what's the script that isn't scripted, I'm just doing this, can I know? Get on the system! Zhou Xiao said a little unreasonably.
Zhou Xiao said a word, and the people below broke their legs. A group of staff members hurriedly loaded the members with the investigators, and after two or three minutes of busy work, all the members got their investigators.
"Wait, this thing...... Is it always available? Nakaju asked. In fact, he can see that it is not that this is not prepared in the script, but that he does not prepare this in the script.
"Hahaha, don't you know that I wrote the script?" Zhou Xiao said, that's right, the script of this episode of SMAP was written by him personally, and it is amazing. Although the general structure of this script is the same as the SMAPXSMAP special in the previous life at the beginning of AKB2010, in essence, many of the content in the script, especially the application of many jokes, is completely different from the episode of the show in Zhou Xiao's mind, that is to say, this is something that Zhou Xiao created completely by himself.
"It's just a variety show, there's no need for this......" Nakaju said.
"Yes, I think so too, it's just a variety show. There's no need for even scripts, so from now on, don't worry about any scripts, and everyone can have a happy chat. Zhou Xiao said.
A group of people with black lines on their faces. Now Zhou Xiao seems to have really shown the unscrupulous scruples of a genius, and he doesn't use scripts to do variety shows at all? There are not many people who can do this, as for why Zhou Xiao can do this, I am afraid that a big reason is because he has most of the scripts and processes of this show in his mind. It doesn't take much scripting either.
Of course, there are some things like this investigator that still need to be prepared. If you really don't prepare anything, even if Zhou Xiao and SMAP can keep up with the rhythm, it will be difficult for the staff below to keep up with the rhythm, because their preparation for the show is not just a matter of talking.
"Everyone's got it, right? Then I can ask now! Which of you not only doesn't hate it, but feels that some of you like the surprise of the announcement!? Preparation...... Begin! Zhou Xiao asked.
After this question, the numbers that appeared on the fluorescent screen, which had been specially sent to record the numbers, jumped.
After a few seconds, the numbers stopped. 5!
There are 5 people who not only don't hate posting, but find it fun or like it very much!
That's a lot of money!
"Why don't you hate it and like it? Is there a reason? Does anyone want to talk about it? Zhou Xiao asked.
"That's it...... I don't think all of these announcements are just bad news, and a lot of them are good news, so you don't need to worry about them all the time. "The person who spoke was Shinoda and the AKB member was the best one to keep her mentality.
"Really?" Nakaju asked.
"Nakaju-san, in fact, things are not so complicated, it's just because Shinoda she's a shake M." Zhou Xiao said.
"Shake M!? This shape, you sue me sù she is shaking M!? Nakaju said in disbelief.
"You look handsome, don't you? But...... This is the legendary outer S inner M! Zhou Xiao said.
"Brother Zhou Xiao!" Shinoda screamed.
"Look at you, Brother Zhou Xiao just now, he called very M, right?" Zhou Xiao said.
"Yes! You seem to be right! Nakaju nodded approvingly.
What does Zhou Xiao mean by this? In fact, he would say this with deep meaning, not only Shinoda's words, but also Zhu Lina's words before are also of great significance, Zhou Xiao did this, and it was done through the famous variety show guò SMAP, in order to introduce the members.
So, what's the best way to introduce a member? To introduce a member, it is definitely not enough to tell the other party by name, ordinary people, especially ordinary people who watch TV, and it is impossible for them to be too focused, is a way to remember a person's appearance and add a name.
The most critical thing for any artist, after entering the entertainment industry or becoming famous, is to establish a personal image.
A good and interesting personal image can definitely allow an artist to quickly establish his position in the entertainment industry and make people remember. Get interested. So the best way is to make people remember lightly There are two options, one is to make the other person interested, and the other is to give the other person a very direct and easy-to-remember image or character.
In the entertainment industry, the audience's interest is undoubtedly the ratings and attention, and with interest and attention, TV programs will naturally invite themselves in a steady stream, and it can even be said. What is the main job of an artist? The main job of an artist is to keep the audience interested in him!
Of course, personal image is not omnipotent, in fact, like most of the so-called Yifa House artists in the Japanese entertainment industry, they were the first to establish their own personal image, but their strength did not keep up with the popularity of the image, and finally failed to maintain the interest of the audience, which became a Yifa House artist.
Of course, you must not lose your personal image because of this concern. What is Yifa House? Ichihataya is compared to those famous artists who can stay in the Japanese entertainment industry for a long time, but if you want to talk about the real entertainment industry, this kind of famous artists belong to an absolute minority, those in the small theater. The artists who perform in front of more than a dozen audiences are the vast majority, and for this kind of person, the Yifa House is a difficult position for them to reach, so. It's better to survive than not to survive, whether it's for funny artists. Or for idols.
Zhou Xiao's introduction or complaint about Jurina and Shinoda is to use these two methods at the same time to try to establish an idol image.
Unlike those one-man one-shot house comedy artists, the biggest advantage of idols like Jurina Shinoda is that they are under a team system, and there is a team behind them as support, so that they no longer have the most worrying problem that is, the popularity cannot continue, because even if you can't continue to be popular here, as a member of the whole team, you can still inherit popularity and attention from the team, so under the innate advantage, how to push the members out is very important.
The old fritter Zhongju Zhengguang understands Zhou Xiao's psychology very well, so when Zhou Xiao first began to introduce Zhu Lina's "12-year-old is like 20 years old", he began to talk to Zhou Xiao.
The same is true of the investigation after that, the appearance of Shinoda allowed Zhou Xiao to introduce the girl very smoothly.
This kind of interaction, which shows the personality and characteristics of the members, is obviously much more useful than introducing the team by asking questions and answers.
As for why Shinoda and not someone else? In fact, Zhou Xiao and Shinoda had no preparation, they were simply caught up by Shinoda , the girl's own response was actually ordinary, and it was not how good it was, what was really powerful was Zhou Xiao's words later, it was he who summed up Shinoda's characteristics.
This is the role of a big senior, Zhou Xiao's previous life refers to the original to HKT, its role is no less than the current Zhou Xiao, don't look at just one person, but sometimes this person's efforts, but can compare to the previous efforts of the whole team, before referring to the original migration to HKT, HKT has been established for nearly a year, if there is no original finger, HKT will work slowly like their predecessors, first two TOP members are known and enter the general election, Then these two people led the entire team of artists to work hard in Fukuoka little by little, brushing theaters, appearing in variety shows, and waiting until three years later, they were finally able to achieve some eye-catching results......
However, after the original was gone, the qiē became different.
Not to mention the several shows in a row, the most powerful thing is that the original person can lead the entire HKT forward, and let all the members shine with their unique light.
So just one year later, HKT was elected six people in the 13-year general election, and even if you exclude Aika Tada, who has moved to the country, there are still four people.
This was only a year's effort, and by the 14th general election, the number had expanded to 13, and in the 80-member squad, 13 people from a newly established group entered the final general election, and HKT's progress was very huge.
By the end of 2014 and even in 2015, HKT had become one of the most dynamic and exciting groups in the AKB Group, and a performance like the one in Meijiza was something that even AKB could not achieve.
Zhou Xiao, who is well aware of the role of a leader in the team, finally began to show his ability and skills in the entertainment industry for many years after entering 2010, and his savings will open up a rapid and enterprising path for AKB, so that the audience can realize the various characteristics and charms of the members as quickly as possible, and then use these to open up the market of the entire team and compete for the core rice and floating rice.
The show continued. Now that the equipment used in the investigation has been sent to the members, Zhou Xiao began to investigate with all kinds of brains.
"Actually, you've been thinking about quitting for a long time?" 12 girls pressed the button.
"The main reason why I didn't quit was that Brother Zhou Xiao was too handsome to leave?" Of the 12 girls, 8 pressed the button.
"Zhou Xiao, your question is too gentle, isn't it?" Nakaju said suddenly.
"Oh? So what do you ask? Zhou Xiao asked.
"If you can, you want to marry Brother Zhou Xiao?" Nakaju said suddenly.
"Yikes!" The members all screamed.
"Hey! Nakaju-san! Zhou Xiao's shout was quite angry.
"What's wrong?" Nakaju asked.
"Even if this problem is investigated, how do you think I should respond!? Should I be happy or worried!? You don't want our AKB to be good, do you? Zhou Xiao asked.
"It's nothing, Zhou Xiao, you are so handsome and talented, it is said that you are still very gentle, and it is normal for a girl to want to marry you, right?" The second half of Nakaju's sentence is addressed to the members.
"You can't ask about that!" Zhou Xiao said.
"Don't listen to him, get ready to start!" Nakaju shouted unreasonably.
The music rang out. The numbers on the LCD screen also jumped.
Zhou Xiao, who knew that he couldn't stop anything anymore, stopped his movements and looked at the LCD screen with Zhongju.
“29!” The numbers on the LCD screen frightened everyone, more than half of the 48 members wanted to marry Zhou Xiao!?
The person concerned, Zhou Xiao, had already run to the corner and squatted.
Zhongju walked over with a wicked smile, kicked Zhou Xiao with his foot and said, "Okay, you, more than half, don't be ashamed, we all know that you must have blossomed in your heart at this time." ”
"No, I really don't! Oops, I'm dead. Tomorrow I'm waiting on the Internet to be burned! Zhou Xiao hugged his head and looked broken.
"It's a big deal that AKB doesn't do it, just pick one of these 29 people and go back to get married." Zhongjupi said with a smile.
"Nakaju-san! Don't talk about it! Zhou Xiao shouted.
"29 eh! That's 29! Nakaju shouted.
Zhou Xiao finally put down his hand and looked at Zhongju. He made a decision that seemed to be broken and broken, he walked up to the members and asked, "Compared to Zhou Xiao, I want to marry Zhongjusang!" Ready to go! ”
"Hey!" Zhongju reacted, shouting loudly to come over to block it. But the members didn't care about that, and the numbers on the LCD screen jumped.
"Hey! Ahhh Zhongju rushed to come up and stop him, but he was stopped by the tall Zhou Xiao. And then very quickly, the survey numbers came out.
A huge 0!
"Ahh Zhou Xiao laughed miserably, he let go of Zhongju, and twisted his ass and danced in front of him excitedly.
"Hey! ~~~~ I don't care so much! Don't care that much! He suddenly played the stalk of the famous one-shot house artist Yoshio Kojima, and shouted "I don't care so much" very funny, and he fell in love with it...... It's really cheap.
And Zhongju, who played Bao, was not far from Zhou Xiao's side, and the three of SMAP were already laughing almost anymore.
After laughing for a while, Kimura came over and said, "Sure enough, it's Zhou Xiao, this kind of program system and performance ability, I am starting to look forward to the future AKB." ”
Zhou Xiao and Zhongju's variety show just now is actually very smart, not only the performance of the two, but also the two of them are very calm to ensure that the rhythm and topics of the show are not controlled.
Many things on TV are very subtle, some things can be asked, some can't be asked, many times there is a layer of paper between what can be asked and what can't be asked, for example, just now I finally asked who wants to marry Zhou Xiao, and it is not okay to ask this if it is someone else, but if it is Zhou Xiao, it is barely a problem to ask like this, but if you ask a little deeper, such as "joining AKB is to chase Zhou Xiao backwards", or "If it is Zhou Xiao, it is no problem to be a lover if you don't get married" or something like that.
Another example is Zhou Xiao's joke about comparing him with Zhongju Zhengguang, this person can only be Zhongju, among the five people in SMAP, only Zhongju is taking the big thing MC route, most of the MCs in Japan are funny artists and not idols, so Zhongju has a certain style of funny artists who are also contaminated on Cheng dù, and the whole host and personal image can be said to be Yizhuang and harmonious, only in this way can he have no problem comparing with Zhou Xiao, if it is someone other than Kimura, the outcome is too suspenseful, But if you compare Zhou Xiao with Kimura, it is also inappropriate, because this is asking AKB members, so even if it is Kimura, Zhou Xiao is almost impossible to lose.
And Janis will never allow Kimura to lose to any artist, at least not on the surface, not even Zhou Xiao.
It can be said that the funny just now directly proves the utilitarianism of Zhou Xiao and Zhongju, and they control the funny, rhythm and even the topic without a script, not everyone can do it lightly.
The whole show is under the control of Zhou Xiao and Zhongju, and the two master-level program producers and the variety show under the control of the controller laugh constantly, and they jointly contributed an extremely wonderful SMAPXSMAP to the Japanese audience in the New Year. (To be continued......)