Chapter 1 The otaku who can't wake up
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"Poof...... Puff ......" accompanied by this sound, the whole house was filled with the smell of food.
A middle-aged woman who looked to be in her thirties shouted loudly while stir-frying the cabbage in the pot: "Xiao Yu, get up quickly and eat!" ”
Half-ringing......
There was still no sound in the room except for the sound of stir-frying.
"It's like this again...... the middle-aged woman looked like she was used to it, shook her head helplessly, and shouted again: "Xiao Yu, I'm eating, I'm still sleeping." ”
However, after a long time, there was still no movement in the house.
"Oops...... Really, every time it's like this, why can't I get enough sleep! Seeing this, the middle-aged woman turned off the fire with a "snap", turned around and walked out of the kitchen, and stepped on her slippers to a door.
When you open the door, the first thing you feel is "bright".
In the ten-square-meter room, the walls are painted white, and the large floor-to-ceiling windows are now being tightly blocked by sky-blue curtains. On the bed in the middle of the house, you can see a person under the large quilt.
The middle-aged woman walked to the side of the bed and lifted the quilt, revealing the figure of a teenager. The middle-aged woman yelled at the young man with anger on her face: "Guo Xiaoyu, you get up for me, I've slept all afternoon, still sleep?" You're twenty years old, why do you still sleep every day? Why can't you get enough sleep? Haven't you slept all day long? ”
"Well......" The young man turned over, held his messy hair, opened his eyes faintly, looked at the middle-aged woman in front of him, and said, "Mom, what are you doing?" I'm going to sleep. As he spoke, he put the quilt back on.
"Get up." The middle-aged woman lifted the quilt again and said sharply: "Get up, it's past five o'clock, and your father will bring Xiaoyi back soon." ”
"Daddy picked it up? What's the wind blowing today? Dad actually has time to pick up his sister from school? Although the boy was curious about his father's behavior, in the end his drowsiness prevailed over his curiosity. He turned over and said to the middle-aged woman, "Daddy will be back soon, doesn't that mean that he hasn't come back yet." After saying that, he put on the quilt again.
"Still not up? Yes! Seeing this, the middle-aged woman nodded lightly, turned around calmly, picked up the clothes and pants on the bedside cabinet, lifted the quilt, threw the clothes and pants directly on the young man's head, and said loudly: "Guo Xiaoyu, I order you, now!" Immediately! Right away! Dress me and get up and eat when your dad and sister come back. With that, the middle-aged woman turned and walked out of the room.
"Alas...... Every time. Guo Xiaoyu pulled off the clothes and pants on his face, got up and put on his clothes helplessly.
With messy hair, eyes that always look like they haven't woken up, simple clothes, and a pair of big round-framed glasses, this is a typical peerless otaku.
As an emerging species that only came out in the 21st century, Guo Xiaoyu will never admit it. According to his words, "where is there such a handsome otaku". Of course! This is all in his own opinion.
Looking at the calendar hanging on the wall, showing May 5, 2013, Guo Xiaoyu was in a trance, although he has been in this world for 20 years, but every time he sees the calendar, Guo Xiaoyu is a little uncomfortable, feeling that everything is like what happened yesterday.
That's right! Guo Xiaoyu, an otaku, was not originally from this world.
In his previous life, Guo Xiaoyu was an assistant director, and his name was better, but in fact, he helped the director serve tea and pour water, record some scene notes, in short, a lot of messy chores had to be taken care of by him.
Guo Xiaoyu, who had just graduated from college in his previous life, joined a crew, became a scene reporter, and after a few years of mixing, he talked about a girlfriend, under her supervision, Guo Xiaoyu worked hard, and after several years of hard work, he finally mixed the status of assistant director, but his temperament was too lazy, and his girlfriend finally couldn't stand it and left him. So, he lived a life of eating and waiting for death again.
was in the position of assistant director to be middle-aged, and Guo Xiaoyu finally got a chance to shoot a short film alone. Just after confirming the news, Guo Xiaoyu and a group of buddies drank well, but they were unconscious. When Guo Xiaoyu woke up, he found that he had actually turned into a baby, which frightened him.
In this way, Guo Xiaoyu slowly adapted to his life in fright, slowly got to know the people around him, and slowly understood the world.
Guo Xiaoyu's father in this life is the director of a TV station, this TV station is the popular Mango TV in his previous life, Guo's father has directed several variety shows, large and small, but they are not very famous. In fact, his father's ability is there, according to Guo Xiaoyu's words, it is a lack of luck that did not let him meet a program with potential, which led to his current tepid result.
His mom works on the same TV station as his dad, and she's a makeup artist. Compared with his father, his mother's reputation is much higher, and she painted the makeup of several of the top hosts in the TV station, so most of the people in the TV station respect his mother. However, this kind of respect has to be like this in Guo Xiaoyu's opinion, after all, if someone makes the makeup artist unhappy, then he will have to bear it.
Guo Xiaoyu also has a five-year-old little sister - Guo Xiaoyi. Since she was a child, she has been eccentric, according to Guo Xiaoyu's words, she is a monkey spirit, and when she grows up, she must have sold someone else to count the money to her, she is now in a kindergarten class, and Guo's father has to pick him up and drop him off from school every day.
Finally, it's our Guo Xiaoyu. As a traverser, he has no appearance of a traverser at all, neither a tiger body shock, but also the world; There is no one under one, nor above ten thousand; There is no country that can compete with the rich, and the power can control the country. Guo Xiaoyu's past 20 years can be described in four words - eating and waiting for death.
From elementary school to now, his performance has been mediocre and unremarkable in terms of grades, sports, and other aspects. The only time I looked like a traverser was when I was in junior high school, in order to buy a computer for my dad and mom, he took the third exam in the whole grade, and since then he has returned to his original appearance. It's not that Guo Xiaoyu can't do better, but he doesn't want to, Mu Xiu is in the forest, the wind will destroy it, Guo Xiaoyu himself is a person who has no pursuit, if it wasn't for the persecution of his girlfriend in his previous life, he would not have gone to the position of assistant director.
Guo Xiaoyu's current life is carefree, not at all like the endless problems he had in his previous life, all the troubles in his previous life can be easily solved now, so he has developed a special hobby of Guo Xiaoyu - sleeping at home. He is sleeping whenever he has time now, as if he will never get enough sleep, so the scene where Guo Xiaoyu and his mother fought just now happens almost every day.
Over the years, Guo Xiaoyu has also learned about this world, and he found that the place he was in was still the Celestial Empire, and some of the things that had happened to him had still happened, but some things that were supposed to have happened had completely disappeared.
For example:
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" still won the Best Foreign Language Film Award at the 73rd Academy Awards, and is the only Chinese film to win this award so far.
The voices of the Four Heavenly Kings still resounded throughout Asia and became the object of worship of tens of millions of people.
A popular movie star encountered N heavy doors in one year, from the beginning of the splashing ink door, changing the corner door, sealing the soup door, fraudulent donation door, to the later opening door, compound door, and breakup door, this movie star was like a nightmare in this year, causing her to fall from heaven to the world all of a sudden.
A generation of celebrities, our beautiful "Xiangfei" Niangniang, still left everyone forever in a car accident.
The relatives and friends of the diva Mui Anita are still making trouble over her inheritance.
Michael, the king of a generation, will always be in our memory.
Mr. Chen's camera still set off a wave of storms that shocked the entire entertainment industry......
Of course, there are many other things that have happened that are completely different.
The Diaoyu Islands are still part of the Celestial Empire, and a certain island nation has completely given up the idea of making trouble.
Many of the movies that were box office hits and won awards have not yet appeared.
Most of the popular songs are also missing.
The movie that set a box office record in the Chinese film industry in his previous life didn't even appear in the shadow......
In these same or different things, Guo Xiaoyu spent his past twenty years.
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