When Shu Zhe opened the security door and let me who came in a hurry to his house, the squad leader was still asleep under the effect of sleeping pills.

Collapsed on the single bed in his bedroom, he was still the class leader in the school uniform skirt even though he was on summer vacation, his breathing was uneven, and even if he fell asleep, he still frowned slightly, showing a worried appearance.

Although the posture of the black long straight beautiful girl slumped on the bed is easy to lead people to sin, but I have already resisted a similar temptation once (or Xiaoqin's phone call helped me resist once), and this time there is a younger brother watching from the side, and I have no reason to do any ghost animal behavior.

"You haven't overdosed your sleeping pills, have you?" I asked Shu Zhe with a cold face, "Otherwise, we will have to send your sister to the hospital now!" ”

"It's okay," Shu Zhe waved his hand and said, "I've long thought about the possibility of using sleeping pills, so I checked a lot of information in advance, and it is definitely the kind of dose that can make my sister sleep for two or three hours, but it is not life-threatening!" ”

There is a younger brother who uses sleeping pills on you every day, squad leader, you really won the jackpot! It's better to become a criminal policeman, and the first criminal will arrest Shu Zhe! Righteous annihilation!

"That, Brother Ye Lin, these things are for you......" Shu Zhe unconscionably handed over a digital camera, as well as a paper bag containing stockings, a short skirt, and even a cat's ear headdress.

I glanced at the contents of the paper bag and found that it was quite shameful, and the most excessive thing was that there was a "policewoman suit" that saved fabric and was close to a bikini.

"Where did I get all this stuff to wipe from? I don't remember giving you so many things, huh? ”

Shu Zhe blushed and looked away, "Brother Ye Lin, don't ask, it's just to perfunctory coriander stuffed buns and use some business props......"

Seeing that the coriander stuffed buns are stupid and have a lot of money, so in order to please him, do you do everything!

When I first used you as a rope model, I tried my best to avoid letting you wear the sex game uniform of the policewoman, because I was afraid that from you, I would think of the squad leader giving benefits.

As a result, you finally bought yourself a policewoman suit! Eighty percent also wear coriander stuffed buns! Shame on the incorruptible!

What did you give me the policewoman suit? Do you think I'm going to be unable to resist the temptation and frantically change the rag doll to the sleeping squad leader, and let her show me in advance as a "policewoman" who doesn't cover her body!

Don't look down on people! Although the heat caused my nosebleeds to be intermittent, I am a person who has been detached from low tastes and will not be in the same league as you vile villain!

"Bastard!" I reprimanded Shu Zhe and said, "In order to save face in front of your parents, you can even do things like luring wolves into the house and taking nude photos of your sister, do you have a lower limit!" ”

"Brother Ye Lin is not an outsider...... Shu Zhe didn't mean to review at all, "And we are grasshoppers on a thread, after my sister wakes up, she will settle accounts with the two of us!" ”

"Then you can't do such a despicable and shameless thing!" I said categorically, "Even if it's an ordinary friend, it's inhumane to do this, let alone my own sister who has been taking care of you!?" ”

Seeing that I put on an uncooperative attitude, Shu Zhe was very anxious, he scratched his ears and cheeks and thought for a while, and found his wallet.

Huh? Want to buy me with money? I don't recognize the American mother of Ai Shuqiao's level, will I succumb to your little money? You're naïve!

Unexpectedly, Shu Zhe turned out from the mezzanine of his wallet, and it was a Durex single-piece condom.

"This is the thing that the store gave away when I bought a policewoman suit online,......" Shu Zhe handed me the condom in front of his sister's bed, in front of his sleeping sister, "Brother Ye Lin, what do you want to do, do it now, in short, you can stop my sister's mouth and prevent my sister from complaining to her parents...... I'll go outside and ...... you out."

Take your sister's wind! This is a private residence, as long as you don't say anything bad about the government or Brother Chun, there will be no chengguan brigade to check the water meter, or Brother Chun will appear and press your face on the keyboard!

What the hell are you giving me a condom! Did you sell your sister's chastity so cheap? If I didn't have a normal sexual orientation, I would definitely use this condom to explode Shu Zhe's chrysanthemum as punishment!

So I kicked Shu Zhe out of the squad leader's room, and then locked the door from the inside.

Looking back at the defenseless and ready flesh of the squad leader on the bed, my brain began to calculate at high speed.

In other words, what color is the squad leader's underwear today? Just lift the skirt and you can see it!

No, no, no, where did this idea come from? The current priority is to come up with a way to defuse the anger of the squad leader, and on the premise of not taking nude photos of the squad leader, but also to make her give up complaining to her parents.

In fact, if I had actually taken a nude photo, or a shameful photo of a police suit, and threatened it, I would have felt that my life was coming to an end.

"Be sure to wear a condom!" At this time, Shu Zhe's voice came in through the door.

Ha, thank you so much for your concern for my sister! Being considerate is really a model of sister and brother love!

What's the solution? How can I give full play to my "mouth cannon" skills and make the squad leader give up his plans?

It's really hot in the house, and the squad leader, a model of saving electricity, probably turns on the air conditioner to 27 degrees forever, right? No wonder she wants to wear a skirt and be barefoot, not to mention that these feet are really white, and the curvature of the ankles is really boring......

No, the point is wrong, what is needed now is calm, not in a room where you can't find a remote control for the air conditioner, with every breath, every heartbeat, the temperature continues to rise.

Huh? How can I subconsciously untie my belt! It's not the right way to cool down, okay!

When my father discussed Buddhism with me at the dinner table, he once said: Everyone has inner demons, and if you can subdue your inner demons, you can get inner peace, and after a monk is enlightened, he can completely dissolve his inner demons, but that kind of realm is something that ordinary people can hope for and cannot reach.

Nonsense! Dad, you can't even surrender to the demons of failed marriage, because you study all kinds of philosophies so thoroughly!

At this moment, I am in the same room with the sleeping squad leader, and to be honest, the center of my chest is blazing.

Although Zhilu Dao is a scumbag among the scum if he takes advantage of the danger of others to reach out to the squad leader, but like Yanagishita Megumi, I also lack that kind of concentration (not to mention that Yanagishita Megumi is just to send women to her boss and win promotions and make a fortune, and I don't have that kind of boss).

Looking down at the very conspicuous policewoman suit inside the paper bag, I desperately suppressed the urge to play the "real ragdoll dress-up" game.

But in order to find an outlet for the demons, I took out the cat's ear headdress from the paper bag.

Wow ha I really admire myself! How could you come up with such a genius idea!

Instead of doing something unconscionable like taking nude photos of the squad leader, I might as well take some more shy photos of the squad leader!

I put the cat's ears on top of the squad leader's head, and I stood next to it with great satisfaction and admired it for a while.

This kind of maliciously selling cute headdress, the squad leader will not wear it on weekdays anyway, right?

After taking several commemorative photos with my digital camera, I took one of the squad leaders' hands and asked her to make the beckoning cat's paw gesture in her sleep......

Haha It's ridiculous! I must treasure this photo!

I was involuntarily dressed as the squad leader of the cats, and my face showed a slightly distressed expression, but I didn't wake up.

"Brother Ye Lin, you laugh so well...... Shu Zhe's voice entered the door again, "Don't be too much to your sister......"

Huh? Did I just accidentally laugh out loud? Shu Zhe, stop me! Someone who is too much to your sister is obviously yourself, okay! And what does it mean that you've been lying outside the door and eavesdropping! If I really yin' demon possession, take off your clothes, and don't you listen to all the sounds that come out!

I said "fuck off" and drove Shu Zhe away who tried to listen to the bed.

After taking a mischievous photo of the "Lucky Cat Squad Leader", my stress was greatly reduced, and I had an idea, and I suddenly had a countermeasure in my head.

I took off the camera's memory card and put it in my purse, then made up my mind, took a deep breath, and began to shake the squad leader's shoulder.

"Squad leader! Squad leader, wake up! I have something to tell you! ”

After all, Shu Zhe gave the squad leader sleeping pills, not sweat pills, and she had been sleeping for nearly an hour, and under my violent shaking, the squad leader's eyes opened slightly.

"Who'......? Who's in my room? ”

It was as if she had come to this world for the first time, her eyes were hazy, and a deep sleepiness still hung over her face.

"It's me!" I dangled five fingers in front of the squad leader's eyes, "Wake up quickly, or I'll lift your skirt!" ”

Suddenly, he found himself lying on the bed, and there was a man who was not his younger brother sitting next to him, and the squad leader quickly sat up from the bed with an "ah", almost making their heads hit together.

"Ye Lin!? What are you doing here? The squad leader flickered his eyelashes, clutched his temples, which had a headache from sleeping pills, and quickly thought about his situation.

I only realized a serious problem at this point.

Nima: I forgot to take off the squad leader's cat ear headdress!

I had too much fun playing a prank just now, and I only hid the camera and paper bag under the bed, and forgot the cat ears on the head of the squad leader!

It's all because the cat's ears are black like the squad leader's hair, which caused me to be negligent for a while and made a big mistake!

The squad leader who massaged the temples did not find out about the existence of the cat ear headdress for the time being, but this is only a matter of time, and after a while, the squad leader found out that he was wearing cat ears, how can I explain it to her?

After a long silence, the squad leader calmed down a little, she put on the slippers at the foot of the bed, sat side by side with me, and asked me with a serious face:

"Ye Lin, did Xiao Zhe find you? I suddenly fell asleep for some reason...... But if you let Xiao Zhe wear women's clothes as a model, I won't spare you easily! ”

Ah, although the tone is sharp and the expression is serious, but the cat ears on the head to say these words, so unconvincing! I can't help but want to laugh!

"What are you laughing at!" The cat-eared squad leader was irritated by my reaction, "Don't think that a hippie smile can fool things over!" ”

Suddenly turned his neck and glared at my squad leader with a questioning gaze, and the fluffy cat ears on his head swayed gently one after the other because of inertia.