"Dad, you two...... Did you really break up?"

Zero's angle of this question was too tricky, Ling Mo paused for a moment before gritting his teeth and said, "From the moment she led the team members, as well as those disciples who obeyed the sect, to rebel and kill me, the two of us have already broken off between each other!"

"In other words, there is no formal breakup ceremony, just Dad unilaterally calls her ex-(broken) girlfriend?" Zero was a little noncommittal about Ling Mo's statement, and she asked instead: "What about when you got married? Dad's ex-(broken) girlfriend is our obedient person, she should lead Dad to make a very romantic and ritualistic prayer to confirm the relationship, right?"

There was a passage where she was covered in a white veil, half-kneeling on the ground, praying in a direction of nothingness, looking very reverent. Ling Mo had a smile on his face, and said while recalling: "However, a person like me, who was born in the new era and grew up under the red flag, is insensitive to all religious ceremonies, so I didn't pray with her. Because she was a little dissatisfied with my behavior, she had a ...... with me at the time."

Speaking of this, Ling Mo suddenly realized that he was very dissatisfied and said, "What do you mean? Do you think that the two of us are still in a state of unbroken relationship in the eyes of your sect now? I can tell you very clearly that I am not a person with a sense of ceremony, since I have broken through the bottom line of the relationship between men and women, then the relationship will be automatically severed, and there is no room for negotiation!"

"Okay, well, I know that my dad is a straight man of steel, and his nerves are thick enough to dry clothes. Zero waved his hand, indicating that this question was not important, his eyes rolled, and Zero changed his mysterious tone to Ling Mo'an:

"Dad, do you know? The rituals of our sect are actually very effective, and men and women who go through the complete ritual will be connected by an invisible thread of cause and effect, whether it is happiness, suffering, reunion or separation, the two hearts will be tightly bound together, and they will work together for the Almighty Lord, and the glory of the Almighty Lord will be sprinkled in every corner of the world!

So, the ceremony is only half done, isn't it just that the ex-girlfriend unilaterally tied her heart to her father? No wonder she was angry...... Dad, what kind of expression do you have? I know you don't believe this in your heart, but is there any harm in believing a little? I'd rather believe what you have than what you don't have, and you don't want money anyway, so you can believe a little bit more!"

"I don't want money, but I believe in your lord's life. Ling Mo sneered, and said impatiently: "You are the same, and my ex-girlfriend is like this, every time Amway and I join the church, it seems that I have become a person in the MLM industry, and I dare to say anything in my mouth, and I have become less cute." ”

"As long as my dad can be taught, I'm willing to be not cute at all. ”

"You'd better be cute. Ling Mo patted Zero's head angrily: "Sometimes I want to ask you, what is good about that Almighty Lord? Have you ever seen it?

"Happiness and well-being require one's own self-discipline and hard work, how can you hope for the gift of the Almighty Lord?" Zero asked very puzzled, then smiled and said reverently: "As for the benefits...... The Almighty Lord is willing to let you do things for it, which is already the greatest gift!" (This sentence was told to me by a very handsome missionary before, and after listening to it, I felt that he was not handsome, alas.) ）

Ling Mo: "......"

I can't talk about it, I really can't talk about it.

Ling Mo, who had many years of experience in dealing with religious people, knew very well that whatever he said at this moment was in vain. A sect that can go through thousands of years of human social changes, can still be stocked, fool people into the religion with vigorous vitality, and can make believers shed their blood for a "holy book" written by the Lord who does not know whether it is omnipotent, all have a set of interlocking rhetoric, a self-consistent logical system, where can be shaken by their own words. At this time, she remained silent, and when the other party had said enough, she would not say anything.

Somewhat unexpectedly, Zero didn't dwell too much on this issue of joining the sect, probably she also knew that the possibility was too low. As he spoke, Zero looked directly into Ling Mo's eyes, and unconsciously shifted to his lips, and began to feel uneasy. After sneaking a few glances, her face began to turn red slowly, her small mouth opened and closed a few times, and finally mustered up the courage to ask:

"Dad, Dad, are my lips soft? Kissing my daughter is more felt than with my ex-girlfriend?"

Ling Mo: "......"

What kind of god problem is this?!

Isn't it a little awkward to put the subject and content of these two sentences together?!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I ...... unconsciously" Looking at Ling Mo's constipated look on his face, 'which pot you don't open and which pot you can't mention', Zero hurriedly apologized, she knocked her head to make herself sober, and then said with a blushing face and a guilty face:

"Dad, Dad, you must believe me, I am usually a very traditional and introverted girl, only, just when I think of Dad's ex-(broken voice) girlfriend, I especially want to compare with her, so I will say such shameless words...... Well, I'll admit that I'm just jealous, jealous that I'm not as good as her. ”

"Is it necessary for you to compare with her?" Ling Mo didn't know what to say, so he had to change the subject: "She's just a cardinal of your sect, and you're the Great Holy Maiden." ”

"Dad knew I didn't mean that. Zero stared at Ling Mo with some resentment, and then chuckled: "I actually learned to confuse concepts, Dad has become a bit like a playboy now! This is a good change, there is a tendency to develop in the direction of fraternity." Zero secretly felt a little happy that he might become a junior or a junior in the future. ”

Ling Mo: "......"

Knowing that Ling Mo would not respond to him, Zero took the initiative to continue: "Actually...... I can see that Dad's ex-girlfriend still has deep feelings for Dad, obviously it is such a strong energy storm transmitted across the border, just because of Dad's fluttering words, not to say a word, all withdrawn, before the two of you had a conflict, she should be a very well-behaved person, right?

And I believe that Dad, you must have had some misunderstandings back then, and it will develop to the point of being out of control. Otherwise, if the ex-girlfriend is determined to kill her father, with her means that can cross the border, how can her father spend seventeen years in the Warcraft rainforest in such a weak state......?

"You guys better get back together, as long as Dad can be happy, even if I can only silently bless in the corner, my heart will be satisfied, right?" After learning the tone of Zero, he finished the rest of the words, and then, Ling Mo mocked unceremoniously: "Why didn't I see it before, you actually have the potential to be NTR, are you so dedicated, is it stupid to be a saint?"

Although it was said that it was difficult to hear, after understanding what her father meant, Zero's heart was unexpectedly warm, she looked at Ling Mo with moist eyes, and when she was about to get up with affection, when she heard Ling Mo's next words, her face immediately became entangled:

"Besides, who told you that my ex-girlfriend used to be very well-behaved? My teammates told me a long time ago: In this era, daughters are basically pampered eldest lady tempers, if you really find a gentle and virtuous one, then there is a high chance that she has an unforgettable failed love, and then you have to worry about whether this is a second-hand thing that has been hurt by other scumbags. ”

"This teammate of yours is really ......"

The second-hand goods in Ling Mo's mouth were probably smooth, but how awkward it sounded in Zero's ears, she opened her mouth, and felt that as a daughter, it was a little inappropriate to use more ugly words to describe her father's teammates, so she simply fell silent. Ling Mo didn't notice so much of her careful thoughts, but continued:

"And do you think that when I was recuperating in the Warcraft Rainforest, my ex-girlfriend didn't want to do it if she didn't kill me? I'll tell you the truth, it's just because she can't do it, otherwise I'd have been cold by now!"

Zero suddenly became interested, and hurriedly asked, "What do you say?

"It's not that there is anything special about the Warcraft Rainforest, but the lord of the area guarding the Warcraft Rainforest, the eighth-level Warcraft Andersen is very special. Ling Mo gestured in the shape of a big turtle and said with a smile: "Take the 'Rulai Divine Palm' that my ex-girlfriend inspired just now, in the territory of Skeletron, an old otaku who will only nest in his own temple, he doesn't pay attention to it at all, and lets the other party bomb it casually, but if you use the same attack to blast into the Monster Rainforest, there is a 100% chance that you will be stopped by Andersen, and then strengthen it three or five times to bounce back to you! You don't think that every eighth-level Demonic Beast is the same as Skeletron, so unplayed, right?"

"Hearing my dad say that, how can I listen to Lord Andersen like a messenger of peace?" Hearing this, Zero suddenly laughed, "If I didn't know that its nickname is called the Flame Devourer, I would almost believe it!"

"What's so funny? By the nature of his work, Andersen is really the guardian of the Warcraft rainforest. Ling Mo glanced at Zero and said very seriously: "Although in terms of strength, Andersen can only rank seventh among all the eighth-level demonic beasts, but its defense power, as well as the strength of its protective skills, are the second in the continent without any deduction! ”

"No, no, no, Dad, you misunderstood me," Zero quickly shook his head and explained, "I mean, Andersen seems to have a bad impression of seeing his father, doesn't he? It seems that he wants to kill his father and then be happy, so why did he not turn a blind eye and let his father be killed by others in the seventeen years that his father was recuperating from his injuries?

Hearing this question, Ling Mo showed a very strange smile on his face, and said to Zero: "Do you know? Twenty or thirty years ago, my relationship with Andersen was still good, and it was precisely because I was injured that I ran into its territory as soon as I was injured, that it felt that I was a bad person, hated me to the bone, and wanted to crush me to ashes!"

"Why is that?!" Shocked by Ling Mo's expression, Zero subconsciously took two steps back: "Besides, Dad, your smile is so scary, I'm a little panicked......"

"Because I'm a physical achievement level eight! If it's another strong person, if he is seriously injured and falls into the realm, the energy will disappear on its own, and I'm injured, but the energy that is deeply integrated with the body has retracted into the body, and it can't be controlled for the time being!" Ling Mo's smile became brighter and brighter:

"If you really want to kill me and force me into a hurry, Lao Tzu will directly blow himself up! In terms of physical strength, it is equivalent to five ordinary eighth-level Warcraft exploding in the Warcraft Rainforest together, and the ecological blow to the entire rainforest will be devastating! It is very likely that the Warcraft Rainforest will completely collapse, and the mainland will lose the largest area of the 'organ' that filters the air! At that time, the oxygen content of the air will be drastically reduced at an extremely rapid rate, and this drastic change in air composition will lead to the extinction of at least ninety percent of the regular species on the entire continent, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the fifth mass extinction!"

“！！！！！！”

I've always wondered why Dad hasn't had any creatures in the Warcraft Rainforest for seventeen years to seek revenge, but now that she knows the truth of the matter, Zero was suddenly dizzy with a shocked mind! After a long time, she said in a bitter voice: "It turns out that Dad's safety was bought by kidnapping more than ninety percent of the lives of the whole continent? Yes, even if someone doesn't care about those lives and wants to kill Dad, but Andersen cares, and those malicious intentions against Dad, it will help Dad stop them! It turns out that compared with Andersen, Dad is the real villain!"

"That's right, didn't you always think I was a good person before?After learning the truth, do you still think so?" Ling Mo pointed to his chest and sneered evilly:

"Got it, I'm here, it's black!

Back then, while Andersen, an old turtle, was sleeping, I sneaked in, and after threatening the other party with self-explosion, I reached an agreement with her: she will help me block all the outsiders against me, but I must use the strength of the first-level Warcraft to live a normal life in the Warcraft rainforest, life and death!

She won't deliberately increase the difficulty for me, but if I am bitten to death by other monsters on my back, I can't afford to lose and blow myself up! In this way, the two of us have lived peacefully for seventeen years, and every time Andersen wakes up from sleep, he will feel that the turtle life is so difficult, and he will hate him for eternity after a nap!

How's it going, my good daughter, knowing that I'm a worse guy than all the bad guys you've seen in your three hundred years of life, can you call me daddy so naturally?"