Chapter 1079: The Little Two Fight
Yun Yi and Long Xiaotian hurriedly turned their heads and saw that the two little guys were grabbing the car, each with two pairs of little hands holding a part of the car, and the two little guys' faces were flushed, and they seemed to be trying to eat milk.
"Hey, you two little guys, don't grab it, hurry up and let go!"
Yun Yi and Long Xiaotian hurriedly shouted, Yun Yi was about to separate the two little guys, and Long Xiaotian, who was also moving over there, was just about to stand up, but he sat on the chair leisurely and poured himself a cup of tea unhurriedly.
His action immediately made Yun Yi puzzled, and when Long Xiaotian saw Yun Yi's appearance, he immediately said triumphantly:
"Didn't you say that Yueyue listened to you the most, I see how you should deal with this guy this time, and who should you be directed to!"
Yun Yi was stunned for a moment, Nima's shameless attitude was really awesome, even more powerful than his style back then.
"Xiao Yueyue is obedient, Xiao Yunshan is also obedient, this little car, you two play, obedient and put it down!"
Long Xiaotian didn't move, Yun Yi could only squat on the ground, patiently persuading the two little guys.
"I won't let it go, this is my little car, so I won't let her play!"
Xiao Yunshan grabbed the car tightly, and his strength increased a few points.
"I won't let it go, this little car is not yours, I bought it from Papa, you can't play!"
Long Yue, this girl is even more articulate, pulling the car, the white little * face rose even redder, and the upright little ass fell backwards hard.
These two little guys are so resolute, no matter how Yun Yi persuades them, neither of the two little guys wants to let go, Yun Yi wants to separate the two little guys, but no one wants to let go, and with a little force, there was a sense of grievance on the little *'s face.
After a stalemate for about half a minute, the two little guys looked quite tired, but the little girl Long Yue didn't seem to have as much strength as Xiao Yunshan. Gradually, his body slowly walked towards Xiaoyun Mountain.
Seeing that the car was about to be snatched by Xiao Yunshan, Xiao Yueyue suddenly turned her big eyes and put her little hand down, Xiao Yunshan was immediately knocked to the ground by Long Yue, and fell a fart * squat, and the two short little * legs were raised * high.
"Hmph, let you, a bad guy with a runny nose, grab the car with me and kill you!"
Seeing Xiao Yunshan falling in embarrassment, Long Yue, the little girl, had a smug look on her face, and said proudly with her waist.
Yun Yi and Long Xiaotian sweated again. Nima, this girl has been cautious for too many years, but she can't even learn to cheat others, this scheming, and sure enough, women are not easy to mess with.
The little guy fell, but it didn't hurt too much, although the lawn here was cut very short, but fortunately, the lawn here has been growing for two years, and the grassroots tissue is very thick, Xiao Yunshan got up and patted the clothes on his body, and he was about to rush to Xiao Yueyue to take revenge.
"Come on, I'm not afraid of you!"
Long Yue crossed Xiao Man's waist and looked at Xiao Yunshan with a fierce face, just like a female thug.
Yun Yi hurriedly hugged his son in his arms. hugged Xiao Yueyue in his arms again, and then looked at the two little ones with a serious face:
"Yunshan, you listen to your father, Yunshan, you are a man. A man should give way to a girl, because a man is stronger than a girl, and when a man grows up, he wants to marry a girl as a daughter-in-law. You have to protect the girls.
You have to protect Yueyue in the future and let Yueyue do it, otherwise you won't be a man, and you won't have a daughter-in-law! ”
Xiao Yunshan's little * face suddenly wrinkled into oranges, looked at the car in his hand, and then looked at Xiao Yueyue, and said with a look of grievance:
"But Dad, Yueyue wants to rob my car, I don't want to play with her!"
"Yunshan, you are a man, a manly man must let the girl, so this car must be played with by Yueyue, this is the behavior of a man!"
Yun Yi educated his son earnestly, and seeing that his son still had a reluctant expression on his face, he immediately said:
"Look at Dad and your * mother, Dad always lets you * Mom, you must learn from Dad so that you can become a real man!"
"But Dad, where did you leave Mom going?"
Xiao Yunshan looked at Yun Yi suspiciously, and Xiao *'s face was full of inquiring expressions.
"Uh, this?"
Yun Yi was stunned for a moment, and Long Xiaotian behind him suddenly sneered: "You guy, you are too lazy to do anything on weekdays, and you let your daughter-in-law, you have the face to say this!" ”
"Damn, you know a fart, buddy is working outside during the day and doing people at home at night!"
Yun Yi turned his head and pouted at Long Xiaotian, then turned his head and looked at his son seriously, and said:
"Son, Dad often lets Mom at home, you see that Dad never plays with the gas stove at home, he lets Mom play, and how fun it is to make dishes and chopsticks rattle in the pool, Dad never plays, he gives it to Mom, this is the performance of Dad letting you *Mom*!
So, you must let Yueyue play with the car now, and then let her play with the pots and chopsticks in her players when she grows up! ”
Listening to Yun Yi's words, Long Xiaotian was speechless, if it weren't for his daughter and future son-in-law, he would definitely expose Yun Yi, a hypocritical guy.
Yun Yi's son, naturally the person he admires the most is Yun Yi, hearing Yun Yi's words, although the little guy still has a reluctant expression, he still handed the car in his hand to Long Yue, and then the two of them reconciled and played again on the ground.
"Dude, what a master, such a shameless excuse Except for you, I can't think of a second kind of person in this world who can think of it!"
Long Xiaotian stretched out his thumb and said with a look of 'admiration'.
"Cut, what do you know, buddy, this is called a godson, and it is also called clever means, how cost-effective it is to exchange a toy car for a daughter-in-law!"
Yun Yi said with a smug face, Long Xiaotian pursed his lips disdainfully, and said:
"What do you call a clever means, that purebred white Arabian pony, one gets two or three million, my little daughter has not grown up to change such a valuable thing, this is called real cleverness!"
"Go, you don't understand, how the pony is worth, it's cheaper than those multimillion-dollar houses and cars in the big city; Besides, Yueyue is so beautiful, it's much stronger to exchange ponies for them! ”
Yun Yi waved his hand disdainfully and continued to brag about his wisdom and martial arts.
The two of them were talking nonsense here, Xiao Yunshan and Xiao Yueyue were lying on the ground and playing happily, the small dump truck was filled with the grass that the two little guys pulled down from the lawn, and then they ran to another time with enough clockwork, and the two little guys were still shouting 'sell vegetables, sell vegetables'. (To be continued......)