Sure enough, as soon as Fang Yi threw down the chopsticks, he heard his old lady call himself: "Come here, my aunt wants to talk to you!" ”。

"It's coming! Here it comes! Fang Yi immediately walked over and took the phone from his mother: "Auntie, I'm Xiaoyi, you and Uncle are fine!" ”。

"Good! Good! The aunt said repeatedly: "Come to the house in two days, and my aunt will buy you prawns!" ”。

When Fang Yi heard this, he smiled, and thought in his heart that it was not only the twenty yuan given by the old lady who bought him, but also the prawns that his aunt had shot.

The aunt's voice turned to the topic: "Keep your eyes bright, and if you have something to pick, keep an eye on it." If you don't have something to pick and choose, pay attention to the male students who are nice to you. It's probably because I want you to help say good things, and if this happens, you have to pay attention to the character of the male student, and then what you do, and finally what you do at home......."

Well! Well! Fang Yi couldn't stop nodding as he listened, as for how much he listened, it was difficult to say. While listening to it, I thought to myself: Women are really more talented in intelligence analysis than men, and it is really condescending to see that my aunt's level is not in the national security department! Listen to it: start with the man's face, what kind of eyes to look at, whether the cheeks are long or not, whether the chin is too sharp, whether the two eyebrows intersect, and what kind of character is the difference between the two eyebrows. It's like giving Fang Yi a lesson in hexagrams, what kind of loyalty and honesty, what kind of loyalty and treachery, and what kind of career prosperity.

Finally, I would like to emphasize that this time the task is very difficult. As a good traitor favored by both leaders, Fang Yi must ensure that he sees six ways and listens to all directions. Do it from the subtleties to see the general outline, and deduce the facts from the general outline. Resolutely put an end to irresponsible behaviors such as peeping at leopards in the tube. When eating, don't be busy eating, but observe whether there is an important enemy situation such as eyebrow flirtation.

In the end, after the whole pre-war deployment, the aunt came with a sentence full of anger: When you arrive at home, the aunt will make you a good meal as the end, once again emphasizing the importance of distinguishing between friend and foe at the dinner table.

Listening to my aunt's phone call for more than ten minutes, I just took the earpiece away from my ear and was snatched by my mother. Yu Qin took the phone and waved her hand at Fang Yi, signaling that her son was okay and could move freely. Before they put down their hands, the two of them chatted again.

Waiting for Fang Guohua to come out of the bedroom, he finished washing up and finished breakfast. Yu Qin's phone porridge has not yet been cooked. The father and son stood in the living room waiting for Yu Qin to put down the phone so that she could sit down and play games.

Fang Guohua pointed to the expression in his hand, and his wife had been chatting for a long time. Yu Qin looked at the small half of his buttocks and came out, and motioned for the father and son to play.

Originally, there was a three-person sofa at home, and it was enough to say that one family could sit, but now Yu Qin was lying on the sofa halfway with the telephone, and one person occupied more than two people's places, and the rest would only be able to sit alone. There was no way, Fang Guohua sat on the sofa, and Fang Yi had to sit on the armrest of the sofa next to his father.

But as soon as they played, the father and son forgot about Yu Qin and sat down, and concentrated on playing the game, this time it was not football, but a game of two-person monsters.

"Dad, the old monster threw a bomb, get out of the way!".

"It's okay, I can dodge."

Yu Qin put down the phone at this time, looked at the father and son sitting next to him, playing a game and his body kept swinging with the picture, and from time to time a sentence came out of his mouth: Hey~! Ay~! Suddenly became angry: "A pair of heartless father and son, his aunt and I are about to die because of Nan Nan's matter!" ”。

"Nan Nan is only twenty-two years old, just two years past the marriageable age! Not even the standard for late marriage! Look at the two of you in a hurry," Fang Guohua said.

Yu Qin immediately said: "Twenty-three is still young?" Find a good young man to fall in love for two years and get married at twenty-five or six, isn't that just right? ”。

Fang Guohua leaned his body to the right, and the villain on the picture was jumping over the trench, and only after jumping over did he say: "Nan Nan has been worry-free and sensible since she was a child, you should think more about your own son!" ”。

"Don't talk about me! I'm obedient, Mom! You said that if you get married at twenty-five-six, we will get married at twenty-five-six! Everything listens to you" Fang Yi happily ate the powerful bullet, the gun bullets in his hand were fan-shaped, and he was proud on the screen for a while: "Who can deceive my sister?" When I was a child, I 'borrowed' her some money to buy popsicles to eat, but she was caught by her before she could run to the door of the stall! ”。

Yu Qin pale her husband and son: "Nan Nan is a girl, Xiao Yi is nothing when she reaches thirty, and it will be difficult for this woman to pass thirty!" We're just worried that she's too strong! After speaking, he slapped his leg twice in order to emphasize it, regardless of whether the father and son could see it or not.

After saying a few words, Yu Qin felt that this was not good, so she directly turned off the TV and let the father and son listen to themselves and reason. At this point, Guohua finally nodded, and as for Fang Yi, he put on a deep thinking posture and kept picking up the gaps for his mother. Sometimes I can think of an example, to send some shells to the old lady or something, the standard good son look.

Waiting for Yu Qin to go out to buy groceries, the father and son were afraid that they would forget what they had just said, so they sat side by side on the sofa and started a new game.

After lunch, Fang Yi and Mu Jin were tired of being together for more than two hours, and they were still in the same corner of the same library in the old place, and even the posture of hugging each other was almost the same, there was really nothing to mention.

sent his girlfriend to the mouth of the alley, and Fang Yi took the task directly to kill Shi Da.

Shida is one of the oldest universities in China, and most of the buildings in it are from the Republic of China period. Even the school gate is different, with four big characters on a white background and dark gold on the blue-gray brick wall tower, Shicheng University! It does not have the grandeur or distinct sense of the times of many universities in Shicheng, but as one of the top five universities in the country, the bottom of Shida is as magnificent as this gate.

After passing through the tree-lined campus, it was winter days. The deciduous bridge trees on both sides have faded away from the green of summer or the heavy gold of autumn, leaving only the bare tree poles, and from time to time I see one or two gray bird's nests placed between the branches, which can be regarded as a unique taste, from Fang Yi's way only a few gray pine branches are still hung with green.

When these students in colorful clothes and holding books bustling through this winter campus, the young figure with endless vitality rushed to the winter gloom for this campus. Make the whole campus vibrant, and it seems that only these students are the protagonists of this ancient campus forever.

Fang Yi walked through the campus while admiring the completion of the construction on both sides of the road. At this time, Fang Yi felt that the buildings here had a different kind of beauty. Shiyi also has such a building, but it doesn't feel as quiet and elegant here, and it seems to lack a little confidence or a little confidence.

Slowly taking small figure-eight steps, Fang Yi leisurely turned his head and looked around. However, Fang Yi was originally tall, and he raised his head slightly, obviously not looking for campus beauties but really immersed in the campus.

When he arrived at the door of his sister's dormitory, in the guard's aunt's scrutinizing and wary eyes, Fang Yi said his sister Fang Nan's dormitory number and name. specially added: I am her brother! Because Fang Yi saw hesitation and suspicion in the eyes of the doorman's aunt. It is estimated that the aunt who has been influenced by Shi University students for a long time has discovered Fang Yi's temperament that is completely different from that of Shi University students.

"Wait! She said that she would come down immediately" Auntie said to Fang Yi, and the next sentence was not likable: "Don't block the door, leave a way out for others!" ”。

Hiss~! Fang Yi rubbed his teeth after listening to it, thought about it for a while, and decided to let this old lady go this time. When you look at the cow at the girl's gate, can you die if you talk well? Even the eyes that looked at himself just now were like looking at a little rascal outside the school!

Fang Yi really wanted to give this old lady a sentence: I am the one who wants to go to CAFA! But after thinking about it for a while, with the level of this old lady, I don't know what CAFA is. So Fang Yi decided to let go of this old lady who had no artistic temperament, left the dormitory door, and found a big tree not far away to stay.

Women always have a common problem, and this problem does not change because you are her brother! That is, when she said that she would come down immediately, their horses were always very slow, and they didn't know what kind of horse could run as fast as a turtle! Fang Yi really wanted to wait for his sister to come down and protest, but considering the love of his sister and brother, he decided to bury this dissatisfaction in his heart, and it was better not to provoke his sister.

It wasn't until I saw a lot of stupid old men like myself standing as bored that my heart was a little balanced. Because these people are driven by hormones, and they are family affection. When I think about it, I feel a little taller again.

The spirit of Ah Q in my heart does not shorten the time! Fang Yi is now very sure of this. From standing and looking at the door of the girls' dormitory with his head raised, to holding his hands on his chest and humming a little song in his mouth to kill boredom, to squatting on the curb and looking up at the dormitory door from time to time. In the end, it became Fang Yi's current state, with the edge of one palm against the trunk, studying how to express the shadow of a small piece of tree pole covered by the palm in the color, whether it is better to use a strong cold color or a slightly cooler color, as for what to use in the middle of the complementary color, Fang Yi is also ready to think about it in his mind. If you hit a child on a rainy day, you are idle!

"Xiaoyi! I'm in a hurry, "Oh God! Finally, my sister's voice came. Fang Yi raised his head, secretly speculating in his heart that if he had a little more feelings, he might have the potential to host the Spring Festival Gala, maybe he would hug his old sister and cry, why is it so difficult to eat your meal!

Suppressing the feelings in his heart, Fang Yi walked to his sister's side and said against his will: "No! I'm chatting with somebody else, and if you don't come down we'll be able to talk a little longer! ”。

"With whom?" Fang Nan thought it was true and looked behind Fang Yi, thinking that his younger brother had made a friend.

"Whoa! It's the tree with bald leaves! I asked it why it was bareheaded in the winter pestle at the door of the girls' dormitory! What are the attempts" Fang Yi stretched out his hand and pointed to the big tree just now.

Hahaha! The five girls who followed behind Fang Nan all laughed, and one of them said to Fang Nan with thick glasses with a small finch class on his face: "Nan Nan, your brother is so funny!" ”。

Tickle you! You come down and stand here and wait for about 30 minutes! Fang Yi said with contempt in his heart. When he thought like this, Fang Yi's face still had a little smile on his face, and the hateful dimples were revealed again.

"Here! Over here! One of the long-haired girls waved her hand behind Fang Yi. Fang Yi turned his head and saw three bitter men running towards him with a trot. After a slight glance at the faces of the three people, Fang Yi judged that the three of them were all crooked melons and inferior dates. Just with these three smiling faces, among them is Fang Nan's boyfriend, and Fang Yi is going to mess up this matter. The word slut that comes to mind is the biggest obstacle for these three buddies.

Seeing the three people in front of him, the three girls behind Fang Nan each grabbed the arm of a slut. It's good that there is no old lady! Fang Yi felt that these three buddies were a little more pleasing to the eye. But a thought popped up in my mind: Shi Da? But that's it!