Chapter 850: If You Jump, I'll Jump

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"Then you return the Chaos Pill......" Nie Canglong stretched out his hand towards his mother.

"That's what my former daughter-in-law gave me, why should I give it to you??" Comrade Li Guiying was angry at that time, slapped the paw of his unlucky son fiercely, and said.

"Who is your former daughter-in-law??" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "You don't even have a son, where is your daughter-in-law??" Don't let go of your daughter-in-law in advance......"

"I'm talking about the former ...... Daughter-in-law...... Not the former ...... Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, ......," Comrade Li Guiying rolled her eyes and said.

"Look at the ...... of this" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "Anyway, I don't care, you are not my mother now, you must return the Chaos Pill, otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind to you......"

"What's the matter??" Comrade Li Guiying's eyes widened, "Do you still want to beat me??" ”

"What am I beating you for?? I just remembered Comrade Nie Shenzhou......" Nie Canglong smiled proudly, "You said that Comrade Nie Shenzhou is also a great immortal, as a great immortal, if he doesn't marry three thousand daughters-in-law, then he won't have a face when he goes out......"

"Hey......" Comrade Li Guiying was angry at the time, "You little king and eight lambs, do you still want to find some concubines for your father??" ”

"It's not a concubine...... Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "As long as my dad marries, I promise to call them mom, and none of them will be left behind......"

"Bastard......" Comrade Li Guiying was immediately angry, reached out and grabbed the ear of his unlucky son, and then twisted it fiercely, "I'll let you call Mom......"

"Hey, hey......" Nie Canglong suddenly screamed, "Mom, Mom, I don't scream, I don't scream, my ears are off, my ears are ...... out."

"Dropped??" The girl sneered, and then grabbed the man's other ear. "One ear looks asymmetrical, so let's just drop both ears together......"

"I said you two ......" Nie Canglong suddenly wailed, "Can you two stop being so vicious??" ”

"Qin Xiaoniuniu, why are you pinching my husband's ear?? If you want to pull it, I'll pick it up......" Yuan Siyu pounced and grabbed the girl's wrist.

"Let go of ......" the girl glanced at Yuan Siyu and said in a weird manner.

"What's that......" Yuan Siyu seemed to have been electrocuted, and hurriedly let go of the girl's wrist and smiled, "Don't pull it, you have nothing to do with him." How ugly it looks to pull your ears like this......"

"Hmm......" The girl raised her eyebrows and let go of the man's ear, "What you said also has some truth, I have nothing to do with him at all, it's a little ugly to pinch his ear like this......"

"It's not just ugly, it's very ugly......" Yuan Siyu nodded heavily.

"Okay, okay......" The girl sighed and waved her hand to Comrade Li Guiying. You're not a big guy, why are you still playing with your ears?? How naΓ―ve?? ”

"Xiaojun, my good sister......" Comrade Li Guiying let go of his unlucky son's ear, and cried and grabbed the girl's little hand. Why is the life of our sisters so miserable......"

"Why is my life so miserable...... the little girl suddenly burst into tears.

"Shut up...... girl's little face darkened at that time, glared at the little girl, and roared.

"What??" Comrade Li Guiying's face was incredulous, "What are you talking about??" You're telling me to shut up?? You...... You're still my good sister. My good daughter-in-law?? You're talking to me like that......"

"She's talking about her......" Nie Canglong rubbed his ears and pointed to the little girl, "This little girl learned from his uncle." It's disgusting, the top spiritual attack method ......"

"You say Chuanxi??" Comrade Li Guiying raised his eyebrows, "What about this Chuanxi and this trick??" It's not easy......"

"It's not just this trick, this kid's peach blossom luck is in a mess, and the daughter-in-law has more daughters......" Nie Canglong sighed, "There are more babies born, and they are ...... in hundreds of millions."

"Really??" Comrade Li Guiying was quite surprised, "Is this Chuanxi so powerful??" ”

"Of course...... the girl pouted, "otherwise you think your son Weishenme is so sought-after??" Isn't it all because his peach blossom luck was infected?? ”

"Peach Blossom Luck can still be infected??" Comrade Li Guiying raised his eyebrows, and then jumped three feet high, "Mom, that old bastard is now with that little rabbit cub...... " said, and ran downstairs as soon as he slipped away.

"And the old bastard is with that little bunny?? Who is this old bastard referring to? Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said.

"Your dad ......," the girl said, rolling her eyes.

"What about the little bunny??" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes and said.

"Chuanxi ......" the girl pursed her lips, "You and Chuanxi are together, just have a tortoise and rabbit race......"

"That's what I thought too......" Nie Canglong suddenly couldn't stop crying and laughing, "Why do you think my mother is like this??" It's so hateful, do you say that about her son?? ”

"When we have a son, I will definitely not say that about him......" Yuan Siyu said with a smile.

"Get out of ......" Nie Canglong glanced at Yuan Siyu, "Who has a son with you??" I only have a son with our little princess......" said and hugged the girl's slender waist.

"Get out of ......," the girl stomped on the man's feet, "Who will have a son with you??" Get the hell out of the way......"

"I heard you talk to Chuanxi that little rabbit cub is quite compatible, you two are the two of you??" Comrade Li Guiying's speed was quite fast, and as soon as he went down with a little effort, he came up with Comrade Nie Shenzhou's ear, and as for the little girl, she followed behind and applauded her grandmother.

"People are Canglong's brothers......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou had a bitter face and grabbed his daughter-in-law's wrist, "I can't snub others, right?" ”

"I think you want to get involved in other people's peach blossom luck...... Comrade Li Guiying's voice was not loud, but it was quite arrogant, "I tell you, you should have less contact with him in the future, otherwise, I will castrate you......"

"I'm a land immortal now, and I can grow it even if I'm castrated......," Comrade Nie Shenzhou muttered.

"Shall we try it then??" Comrade Li Guiying sneered, "How about trying??" He said. Carrying Comrade Nie Shenzhou's ears, he came to the sofa, and threw him onto the sofa with a hard shake.

"No, no, it's a last resort, don't try it......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou smiled and said.

"Why don't you try??" Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly, "If you don't try, you won't be able to show your great ability as a land immortal......"

"I don't have any skills...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou immediately shook his head, "In front of my daughter-in-law." Give me some face......"

"I can't see anything...... Yuan Siyu immediately covered his eyes, and then covered his ears, "I can't hear anything either......"

"I didn't say you ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou rolled his eyes, "Why don't you have a little self-knowledge??" ”

"Why didn't you say me??" Yuan Siyu was not happy at the time, "I am your genuine daughter-in-law, and I have become a regular, and I am no longer temporary......"

"Yes......" the girl nodded vigorously, "I can prove ......"

"What are you doing with it??" Nie Canglong twisted it on the girl's buttocks.

"Oops......" The girl screamed miserably, and immediately became angry. Kicked the man hard, "You're looking for death, aren't you??" If you find death, I will fulfill you......"

"Dad......" Nie Canglong sighed, "I'll get you a mother queen in a while, you can take the mother queen to tidy up our family's planet......"

"Mother??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was stunned. "The kind in the novel or the kind in the game??"

"This kind of ...... in reality" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "In fact, it is a bio-type space aircraft carrier, the most cutting-edge space battleship I built with your daughter-in-law......"

"That becomes that ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou nodded vigorously, "What do you want me to make our planet look like??" ”

"Of course it's blessed...... Nie Canglong pursed his lips. When the time comes, I'll get you another air purifier to absorb the aura of another dimension. Unleash the breath of life and live in it, even ordinary people can live past 800 years old......"

"Cheng Cheng Cheng Cheng ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou nodded vigorously, "That's it...... decided"

"No......" Yuan Siyu waved his hand, "No, no, husband, why don't I remember that I created a mother queen with you?" ”

"That's right, I don't remember either......" The girl nodded vigorously, "When did Immortal Yuan build a mother queen with you??" ”

"You two ......" black lines suddenly appeared on Nie Canglong's head.

"Shut up...... Comrade Li Guiying screamed, and then angrily pointed at his unlucky son, "Why don't you give your mother to your father and don't give it to me??" ”

"You're not my mother, I'll give it to you??" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "What's your surname, what's my surname??" Can I give it to you?? ”

"Son......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou gave his son a thumbs up, "You are really a good son of Dad......"

"Then what do you mean by this......" Comrade Li Guiying raised his eyebrows, "I'm not your mother, you won't give me the mother, if I were your mother, you would give me the mother??" Right?? ”

"No......" Nie Canglong shook his head, "You are my mother, I won't give it to you, my dad only has one, my mother is more, three thousand can't run in the future, can't you have one per person, right??" ”

"You little bastard, what are you talking nonsense??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was furious at that time, and looked at his daughter-in-law in fear, "Lao Tzu can't serve your mother alone in this life, let me serve three thousand, you really force me to leave the palace??" ”

"Cut clean......" Nie Canglong said with a sneer.

"Then why don't you cut??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's eyes widened at that time, and he roared angrily.

"I'm not used to squatting to relieve my hands......" Nie Canglong smiled awkwardly and said.

"Don't you have to do it now??" The girl glanced at the man, "I don't need it anyway, just cut it......"

"Oh my God......" Yuan Siyu wailed, "You family of four, can you not be so tough??" Qin Xiaoniuniu, you are in front of your parents-in-law, how can you say such a thing? ? Don't you find it inconvenient? ”

"What's inconvenient??" The girl pursed her lips, "We are all laymen, not as qualified as you......"

"It's not a question of quality...... Yuan Siyu glared at the girl angrily, "In front of your father-in-law." Are you embarrassed to say that you cut your husband?? Do you want to lose face?? ”

"Who's father-in-law and who's husband?? Isn't that yours?? The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu and said angrily.

"That's right......" Yuan Siyu was stunned, "It's my father-in-law, it's my husband, I said, between men and women, there must be a distance, can you not be so arrogant, be reserved? ?" ”

"I think what my daughter-in-law said is very reasonable...... Comrade Li Guiying nodded vigorously, "a big girl's family." How can you speak without a mouth? ”

"That can't be helped, I didn't have a mother when I was a child, and no one taught me how to speak, but when I grew up, I had a good sister, and I learned the way I spoke from her......" The girl pouted and said.

"Really??" Comrade Li Guiying raised his eyebrows, "Do I know this person?" What does it look like?? ”

"Surely you know ......," the girl pouted. I still have a picture of her, show it to you......" As he spoke, he took out a small mirror and handed it to Comrade Li Guiying.

"Don't say it......" Comrade Li Guiying took a small mirror and looked at it for a long time. You're a good sister, you're so good-looking, it's really a sinking fish and a goose, and you're ashamed of the moon and flowers......"

"I'm going to throw up......" Yuan Siyu grinned, goosebumps on his body. Some people are just too nice......"

"Then you are hiding......" Comrade Li Guiying looked at Yuan Siyu and sneered, "Don't you hide and don't respond?" ”

"Hide, hide......" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips and ran away as soon as he slipped away. You tease me, don't you just have it if I don't play?? Wait for the old lady to refine the void and merge the way, and directly come to the overlord and make a bow......"

"You ......guys go too," the girl said, waving at the group of goblins.

When the little goblins heard Aunt Qin's order, they all ran away with a hula.

"It's quiet......" Nie Canglong sighed, "Dad, I'll get you a mother queen in a while, and you can go and build our Nie family star......"

"Nie Jiaxing??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's eyes lit up at that time, "This name is so good, it really lives up to its name, and in the future, our planet will be called this name......"

"Son, you are really a damn unlucky son...... Comrade Li Guiying looked at his son and began to shake his head, "Mom really loves you in vain, you grow up, you will kiss your daughter-in-law and children, you don't kiss Mom, what does it mean for Mom to live?" I just jumped into the river and drowned......"

"If you jump, I'll jump ......," the girl said with a firm look at Comrade Li Guiying.

"Xiaojun, you are really a good daughter-in-law......" Comrade Li Guiying was moved at that time, her eyes were red, and she almost burst into tears.

"No......" the girl shook her head, "I'm afraid that you will jump into the river, what if your son has to save you??" Wouldn't that just drown?? If I jump, your son will save me first, so that I will buy you time, so that you can drown?? ”

"......" Comrade Li Guoying's face was black at that time.

"Reasonable......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou nodded vigorously, "Xiaojun, what you said is very reasonable, since you want to jump into the river, it is to drown, if you can't drown, then why do you jump into the river??" ”

"Mom......" Nie Canglong looked at his mother, "Don't worry, if you jump into the river, I promise not to save you, although I am quite reluctant to you, but your choice, I have always been very supportive......"

"I can't live this day...... Comrade Li Guiying sat on the ground with a plop, patted his thighs and cried, "Why is my life so bitter......

"Huh??" When the girl saw that the little girl was about to howl, she couldn't help but glare at her, and immediately calmed the little girl, and the little girl pouted and ran to the sofa to watch TV.

"Dad......" Nie Canglong flipped his hand, and there was an extra fist-sized egg in his hand, "This is the Mother Emperor, I bred it with a very special creature, you put it away, ......"

"This is the queen egg??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's eyes began to glow, and he was just about to reach out to take it, but the queen egg in front of him was gone.

"I want it......" Comrade Li Guiying hugged the queen egg, and looked at her husband and son angrily, "Do you have any opinions?" ”

"You're going to jump into the river......" Nie Canglong pouted, "Why do you want a female queen egg??" ”

"I'll dance ...... with it," Comrade Li Guiying glared at his unlucky son, "No??" ”

"Okay, okay......" Nie Canglong nodded, "How could it not work??" As he spoke, he took out another egg, "Dad, I'll give you another one, I'm going to take this one......"

"Don't worry......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou hurriedly reached out and snatched the queen egg in his hand, "Eat a trench and grow wise, ensure that you hold it steadily, and no one will snatch ......it away."

"Bring it ......" Comrade Li Guiying stretched out his little hand to his husband.

"......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was speechless for a moment, looked at his unlucky daughter-in-law, and then looked at the queen egg in his arms, and then reluctantly put the queen egg on his little hand.

"Hmph......" Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly and glanced at his son with disdain, "How is it??" What does the old lady say, who dares not to give it?? ”

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