[406] Escape

Leaving Gong Caicai and the female volleyball player in the classroom, I, the squad leader and Xiaoqin, a group of three, came to the main entrance of the school lightly, but they didn't find the legendary leader of the rose group.

"Oops!" Xiaoqin exclaimed, "We fell for that guy who played volleyball!" Gong Caicai must have ...... by now."

I punched a chestnut chisel at the top of Xiaoqin's head, and the force was about one-tenth of that when I hit Shu Zhe.

"You think people are like you? And they're all girls, what can Gong Caicai do? ”

"I still think Xiaoqin should go back." The squad leader said while searching around with her sniper-like shili.

"Squad leader, you should go back!" Xiao Qin enthusiastically followed the class leader's appearance and looked into the distance, "If you find those little sisters, Ye Lin and I will be responsible for beating them to the ground!" In this way, the boyfriend you snatched from the squad leader doesn't have to be returned! ”

The squad leader's face turned red, "I said that there was no such thing, it must be a misunderstanding!" And...... Xiaoqin, you just said that you are going to fight with someone? ”

"That's right!" Xiaoqin made a gesture that Ultraman usually used when he appeared, "In order to repay the squad leader for buying me seafood fried rice, I will be responsible for defeating the squad leader's enemies!" ”

After speaking, he added in a whisper, "Not including myself......"

After searching around, there was no trace of the little sisters, and the squad leader looked at Xiaoqin, who was eager to try, and said strangely:

"Don't you usually faint from the sun when you get too much sun? Although in your home...... When I took a shower, I found that you have a lot of strength, but you are still too reluctant to fight with others, right? And girls should not imitate bad students to fight, if the peace negotiation cannot be resolved, you can go to the teacher or the police. ”

When the word "police" was mentioned, Shu Sha's face was full of pride, as if she had tacitly acquiesced in her heart that she would become a majestic female criminal policeman who upheld justice.

The little sisters were nowhere to be seen, but PHS sneakily came from behind a tree.

"Feng Di, why don't you go home after school?" The squad leader asked.

Being with the class president is a great help for reviewing the names of my classmates, and I'm afraid it's the first time I know PHS's real name is Feng Di.

"My phone is dead...... PHS said weakly.

"Huh?"

"I saw three ugly monsters blocking the school gate, asking the students about you...... I wanted to call your phone to notify you, but the phone ran out of battery...... Later, when those guys found out that you were riding your bike home every day, they went to the bike shed to block you......"

No wonder you can't find them at the main entrance of the school! It turned out that I went to the bicycle shed to wait for the rabbit! In this way, even if you listen to the female volleyball player and run away through the back door, Zuihou will be blocked in the bicycle shed!

"Originally, I wanted to inform the security guard, but you also know that the little security guard in our school is afraid and useless, since Ye Lin, the bastard, is with you, I am relieved......"

PHS, don't add a suffix to my name, okay! Because I destroyed the perfect CP of Guo Songtao and Shen Shaoyi in your eyes, have you always hated me! I'm not interested in Shen Shaoyi's chrysanthemums! Can you stop making up rumors about me!

Here's a note: CP is the abbreviation of the English couple (couple) (I didn't write the wrong word, right?). It can also be translated as "a pair", and anime lovers often put together their favorite characters into a pair in fanworks, which is the so-called "make up CP". The most terrifying thing is that CP can have nothing to do with gender or species, Guo Songtao and Shen Shaoyi were made up of CP by PHS, and the black cat sheriff and one ear were also made into CP by rotten girls...... Of course, it is not limited to men × men, women × women are also established, in the eyes of some people, maybe they also think that Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai are a pair of CP.

After explaining to us the latest location of the little sisters, PHS was in a hurry to charge the phone, not interested in the follow-up development of our matter at all, ignoring my existence, said zaijian to the squad leader and Xiaoqin, and set foot on the way home.

Although he is a gossip expert alongside the big speaker, PHS is obviously only interested in male CP! Like the three little sisters accusing the squad leader of snatching their boyfriends, this kind of vulgar contradiction between men and women is not as important as going home to play with mobile phones!

This afternoon, it was already gloomy, and there were already signs of rain at this time, the three of us walked along the outer wall of the school for more than 20 steps, just turned the corner, and saw three figures standing in front of the bicycle shed in the distance, Xiaoqin suddenly covered her stomach and cried out in pain.

"I ...... I'm me, I'm me, I'm not going to do it! Although I'm sorry for the class president and Ye Lin, please go up and negotiate! Let me crouch here and rest for a while! ”

"What's wrong with you? Wasn't it okay haode just now? "I'm very dissatisfied with Xiaoqin's feigning of illness.

"I'm not pretending to be sick! I...... I'm on my period! I have menstrual cramps! I don't believe you, check it out! Oops......"

How to check for dysmenorrhea! Don't say such ambiguous things in front of the squad leader, okay! I promised Haode well just now, and now I'm on the verge of escaping, which really disappoints me!

But Xiaoqin's face was sad, as if she was really sad because of the sudden onset of menstrual cramps, and she couldn't fulfill her promise to protect the squad leader, and felt sad and sorry, seeing her squatting on the ground, carefully covering the skirt to prevent it from going away, and at the same time leaning one shoulder against the wall, looking cute, I couldn't bear to say anything more about her.

"If you have menstrual cramps, I can't let you squat here!" The squad leader hurriedly said, "We'll send you back to the classroom......

I pointed to the other side, "People don't wait for you, if we don't go over, they're coming!" ”

The squad leader looked in the direction of my finger, and sure enough, the leader of the rose group was three women, one in front and two in the back, and the finished glyph came to us.

In order to prevent them from continuing to get close to Xiaoqin, who has abdominal pain, the squad leader pulled me, "I have to let Xiaoqin be wronged for a while, let's go over!" ”

In this way, the original 3-on-3 formation became 2-on-3, I put my hands in my pockets, and kept a half-body distance from the leading squad leader.

The people on both sides stopped in the middle of the field, at this time, the peak period of coming to the bicycle shed to pick up the car has passed, there are few pedestrians, ordinary students dare not come to meddle in their affairs, even if there are teachers passing by, seeing me, the plague god standing here, it is also the best strategy to go.

Although the aura of the righteous demon + iron-blooded lone wolf is domineering, the other party is not to be outdone, they stand 3 meters away from us, and a breath that does not belong to the world comes to their faces.

I'll it! It's ugly...... It's really ugly!! It's so ugly that the sky collapses, the earth cracks, the water flows backwards, one Buddha is born, and two Buddhas ascend to heaven! Could it be that the Rose group chooses its leaders according to their ugliness? Although I shouldn't be qualified to talk about others, if I have to choose one of them to spend the rest of my life with, I'd rather marry Sister Feng!

The one at the head is tall and big, and his temperament is like the minotaur in "Warcraft Shijie", not to mention the squad leader, even I am a few centimeters lower than her.

The corners of her eyes are turned out, her nose is square, and her face is a standard Chinese face, although because she is wearing a mask, she can't tell if she is sneering, but because of this facial expression, the number of horizontal flesh that is brought up is terrifying.

The man standing behind the left of the leader was short, also wearing a mask, dark and thin, but there was a fierce air in his eyes. She tickles herself like a monkey when she is free, and if you look closely, you will see that even the mask has not covered her buckteeth protruding from her mouth.

As for the big fat man standing behind the right of the leader...... I drop Buddha! How can you let such a demon come down and bring trouble to the world!

She was the only one of the three who didn't wear a mask, but I think she should wear a mask the most!

She's got a beard! I've heard that some girls have lip hair problems, but it's never as exaggerated as her! It was dark and thick, growing on her rough skin with clear pores, and in a circle around her mouth, if you compare it to a weapon, it is completely at the level of a strategic nuclear missile!

Since the fat man is mentioned, he can't help but take out the big horn and compare it.

In fact, there is no comparison at all! If you put the big horn in the Tang Dynasty, where fat is beautiful, and use the white and clean fat method of the big horn, maybe you can mix a concubine, as for this guy, if you put it in the Tang Dynasty, it is estimated that you can also mix it into a concubine, but it is Zhang Fei......

The kind on the stage doesn't need makeup.

"I'm the Shusha you're looking for." The class leader generously admitted that although she was also surprised by the strange appearance of the other party, she did not show it on her face.

The squad leader's composure was obviously beyond their imagination, and the fact that they saw me standing next to me in disbelief caused them to blurt out the swear words that they had planned to blurt out into self-introduction.

The leader of the rose group, who is comparable to a professional women's basketball player, pointed at himself with a thick knuckle:

"My code name is Red Rose, you can call me that."

Then he pointed to the little man and the big fat man.

"They're Black Rose and Yellow Rose, you'll know how good they are when you stay."

The black and thin Black Rose screamed, "The eldest sister is right! ”

The terrifying tonnage of yellow roses only snorted dullly, and the eyes of the two dead fish made me secretly frightened.

The flower language of Yellow Rose is sorry, this fat man codenamed Yellow Rose looks really sorry! Please wear a mask, okay! That's the hallmark of your organization!

Suddenly, I noticed that the three people on the opposite side had dyed their hair, but only one lock of hair was highlighted, and the rest of the hair remained its original color.

Red Rose has a lock of red hair, Yellow Rose has a lock of yellow hair, and Black Rose has a lock of black hair (her original hair color is yellow, and the part that is dyed black is more conspicuous). Do you dye your hair according to your codename? This is not a mistake!

"You're from Chizuru Girls' School, right?" I asked in a tone of implicit threat.

"It turns out that there are still people who know our school uniforms!" Red Rose sneered, "The man standing next to Shusha, are you the thug she hired?" What is your name? ”

The eldest husband will not change his name, and he will not change his surname, "My name is Ye Lin!" ”

"What?" Red Rose rolled the corners of her eyes even more, "Your surname is Ye?" The man we hate the most in the rose group is the man surnamed Ye! We'll beat you up! ”