was forcibly called away by Ling Mo, and it didn't look like a good thing at first glance, this headless horseman named Kirtel was so responsible, it should have given people a tragic and heroic feeling, but as soon as the other party opened his mouth, he immediately destroyed all the atmosphere, and a large area of 23333 floated in the barrage, full of happy air:

"I'll rub it, headless brother, your reflex nerve is made of steel bar, right?

"Brother, although your behavior is very noble, there is a meaning of sacrificing the small self to fulfill the big self, but you are too stupid and cute, it makes it difficult for me to respect you!"

"Stupid cute, where is stupid cute? This is just brainless, right?!"

"You're not mistaken, right? This is a headless horseman, he doesn't even have a head, where did he get his brain?"

"This ...... I was completely speechless!"

“23333......”

"Isn't it? This is a stealing concept, right? The Headless Horseman's mind is rooted in the soul fire, whether he has a head or not has nothing to do with whether he is stupid or not, right?"

"It doesn't matter if he's stupid or not, but this headless little brother's Death God Skill, I'm afraid he has already cultivated to the Ten Great Consummation Realm!"

"It's the first time I've seen someone who can't maintain the demeanor of a saint with just a few words, and she turns black on the spot!"

"These three words are not ordinary, are they? When the headless little brothers shouted out their "Liberal Manifesto" just now, the blood in their chests was surging, and I must be the only one, right?"

"This "Manifesto" is too inflammatory! I didn't expect it to be put forward by the ghosts of the Rotten Land, and I feel that if any party learns from it, it can sweep the whole continent!"

"Uh...... Isn't it a bit too much for me to think that Miss Zero has gone too far after she turned black? Isn't there a saying that disaster doesn't happen to the family? Because the headless brother made a mistake, it's not good to dismantle the parts of the black and red locomotive so ruthlessly?"

"If you don't blacken, you can call it blackening? Zero is already very restrained! I have been thinking about the old feelings and have not made a heavy hand, if I am replaced, the strength gap between the two big ranks, in anger, it is very likely that the other party will be killed directly!"

"It's not enough to be killed, right? This headless little brother has a very stinky mouth, but his conduct is so good, he really doesn't have to say anything about his subordinates and mounts!

"Haha, I suddenly found out that his mount, that black and red motorcycle is a big tsundere!'It's time for me to ride you' This sentence is so cute, if you want to live and die with your master, just say it, and express it so tactfully!"

"I just heard Ragdoll Bear and Teacher Ling describe that panda incense burning virus so seriously, I thought that as soon as I entered Raccoon City, I would encounter a group of mechanical monsters that kill people and cut them down!

"You didn't notice a single detail! The Ragdoll Bear originally had a glimmer of light on his body, probably wanting to help his own people purify the virus, just like he purified little Tirpitz! But seeing that these locomotives didn't seem to have any thoughts of rage and destruction, they were smart, and after hesitating, they still didn't make a move!"

"Oh my God! If because of this virus, all the low-level demonic beasts in the Molten City are all enlightened, how many times will the combat power be doubled?

"I don't think it's likely!But let's take a look, anyway, Mr. Ling is not much away from Raccoon City!"

“......”

On the other side, seeing Kirtel's sluggishness, Zero was speechless for a moment, and complained: "I've been talking to you so much with my mouth, and you just found out?"

Curtel's tone was excited: "After all, none of our headless clan has ever ever really found their heads, and they all died on the way to find their heads! How did you break this curse? No wonder you are so strong now! And your horse? It seems to be called 'Xiao Han'? Why is it gone?"

"It's gone. At the mention of his beloved mount, Zero's voice suddenly lowered: "I met my own head, but I couldn't win it, and finally saw my head being smashed by other creatures, losing the meaning of continuing to exist, Xiao Han chose to disintegrate himself, leaving part of the original power to me." Zero brought up this memory again, and the grief and anger in his heart could not be suppressed. ”

Hearing such a sad thing, Kirtel was speechless for a while, but it was his mount, the black and red locomotive, after listening to Xiao Han's story, the left and right turn signals flashed and flashed, as if the soul was touched. After a brief moment of silence, Curtel shrugged his shoulders, smiled reluctantly, and said:

"What has completely disappeared, let it go with the wind, fortunately, now that you have your own head, I believe Xiao Han will definitely be happy for you. Or tell me about yourself, Joan of Arc, how did you do that?"

"That's a long story, but the first thing I have to tell you is that it's not as rosy as you think......"

Zero sorted out his words, and as he walked, he told Kirtel about his experience 1510, and even the skull was used as an experimental object before, and hundreds of experiments were not hidden, and everything was explained clearly.

Listening to Zero's slow narration, Kirtel became depressed little by little, and even the black gas spewed out of his neck began to weaken, and he asked in a tone that seemed to cry and laugh:

"Joan of Arc, are you saying that what is enveloping us Headless Horseman is not a curse at all, but an objective law of nature? After all, the soul contained in the skull before death accounts for the vast majority of all souls, so the head is the body? Once you find your own skull, the soul of the Headless Horseman born from the body will disappear and be stored in the soul as a memory at most?"

Zero nodded, and Curtel suddenly became anxious and scolded, "What bullshit! Did Io eat shit when he created us? Doesn't this mean that we headless horsemen don't have 'hope' at all, and all roads are just dead ends?!"

Seeing that Zero nodded again, Kirtel snorted for a moment, and wanted to say something more, but the words turned around a few times, and finally turned into a long sigh: "What else can I say? Hey, life, it's really hard to be a straw egg!"

Kirtle's last sentence caused a strong resonance among several people, and Zero, Mupdoll Bear, and Little Tirpitz all nodded, looking a little bad, and they didn't know what the fucking past they remembered. Even Pikachu nodded his head with concern, stood on Zero's shoulder, and danced at Kirtel at the same time, shouting:

"Bika Bika!"

Not long ago, life finally took its toll on me, the poor little mouse, and almost killed me!

His cute performance made Kirtel laugh at once, he stretched out a finger, scratched Pikachu's nose, and said with a smile: "You pet-like little guy, can you also experience the hardships of life after eating, sleeping, and eating every day?"

Kirtle's teasing made Pikachu very dissatisfied, especially when the word 'pet' poked Pikachu's pain, so that he couldn't help but scream a few times and argued:

"Bika, Bika, Bika! Bika~ Bikabi!"

What a pet! If only we Pikachu could be pets! Back then, we really wanted to take the pet route, but in the end we failed, because the red electric bag on our cheeks, if we don't charge it inside, we will starve to death because of the lack of necessary energy in our bodies, and if we charge too much and don't discharge, we will swell ourselves to death! So every once in a while, we will release uncontrolled and random currents, and often electrify our owners or even electrocution! Over time, no one will raise us as pets, so we can only be self-reliant! Your life is hard, and ours is not bad, right?

"If you don't succeed in the pet route of trying to walk to reach out for food and open your mouth, you feel that life is hard, and you can only be regarded as moaning without disease...... The other herbivorous beasts are much more difficult than your Pikachu clan. Curtel replied with a smile, gently stroked Pikachu's two front teeth with his hand, and said:

"You know? These two growing front teeth are actually the greatest treasure that Io has given to you rat clans. ”

"Bika?" Pikachu squealed in confusion as he lowered his head and touched his small front teeth with his small front paws.

"I bought this locomotive from a brother who called himself the 'Martian Mouse', and I have a good relationship with it, and it has told me a lot of secrets about the rats. Kirtel patted the locomotive under his ass and said with a full of remembrance:

"It told me that many rat monsters feel that their front teeth will always grow, and from time to time they have to ask for wood or even bite a steel pipe to grind their teeth, and if they don't grind, their teeth will hold up their mouths, resulting in 'can't close their mouths' and starve to death, which is very annoying and very inconvenient, but in fact, this is the biggest advantage of rodents when they evolve, and it is also the biggest guarantee for the large number of rodents to reproduce. ”

"Different from carnivorous monsters, herbivorous monsters need to chew all kinds of roots and leaves for a long time, as well as fruits with rough skin, resulting in a very fast wear and tear of teeth, and the vast majority of herbivorous monsters, similar to horses, cattle, and sheep, often do not take many years, they will grind out all the teeth of a mouthful or even grind them out, and in the mouth, there is only a lone tongue left, except for rolling up some tender stems and young leaves, you can't eat anything. The lack of chewing greatly increases the burden of digestion and makes it difficult to get enough nutrients from what you eat. ”

Pikachu's face was blue at this time, he jumped off Zero, climbed the small tree on the boulder on the side of the road, stood on the high branch, spread his claws, drew a large circle, and exclaimed tentatively:

"Bikabika?"

So the more you can't absorb nutrients, the more you eat violently, and eat more things to eat?No wonder I see many old dead horses and dead cows, their bellies are bulging, that~~How big! The lips are still overflowing with green grass juice, I used to think that these monsters are not promising, and they actually eat to kill themselves, and the real reason is actually ......

"It's so cruel, isn't it? So be content, Io has been very good to you. ”

After saying this, Kirtel couldn't help but smile when he saw Pikachu rubbing his front teeth cherished, and slowly sat down, leaning on a colorful boulder on the side of the road, which was surrounded by a circle of herbaceous plants with soft leaves, and it was very comfortable to lie down. Seeing Ling Mo turn around, Curtel smiled:

"This gentleman, I have not much time left, and I am about to die at your hands, before this, can you give me a little preferential treatment, let me rest a little? ”

"It's okay, there's no hurry. It's just ......" Ling Mo hesitated for a moment, and finally spoke: "I feel that your wilderness knowledge is also quite rich, haven't you noticed that something is wrong?"

"What's wrong?"

Kirtel asked in a leaning position, puzzled. Although he hadn't noticed it yet, both Zero and the Ragdoll had already opened their mouths wide and exclaimed, and even the black-and-red locomotive had a roar coming from the jet pipe!

Each of these eyes, each of which has a very simple structure, exudes a lifeless sluggishness, with no eyeballs, only a small, black hole with a slightly rotating pupil. Thousands of pupils locked onto Kirtel below, and the next moment, the green grass he was leaning on suddenly parted to the sides, revealing a thick tongue full of sharp jagged teeth hidden inside!

It was only then that a few people could fully see what kind of green grass was the green thing around them, and it was clearly the 'skirt' around the monster's body! It was vividly disguised as green grass, luring herbivores to come and eat it, and then this terrible monster would use its strong, sharp teeth and tongue to roll the prey into its mouth, grinding it little by little, and completely devouring it!

Transformed into elbows and armpits, Kirtel was caught off guard, his body lost its center of gravity and fell backwards, and was caught up by the terrifying tooth tongue! A terrible cry came out of his mouth, and as long as it was rolled by the tooth tongue, it was cut open one by one, and a puff of black blood came out of it! Ling Mo and the others all watched coldly, only the black and red locomotive headlights flashed, and a powerful laser cannon bombarded this monster that looked like a boulder!

Squeak——!

The ultra-high temperature melted hundreds of eyes on the rocky shell of this monster! The monster was in pain, and with a flick of its tongue, it spit out the Kirtle in its mouth! Then it turned its head and tail and stood up, revealing the soft belly under the hard carapace, the color, texture, and shape resembled ...... Abalone?

Before he could comment on the appearance of this monster, the next moment, with the surrounding circle of turquoise 'skirts' fanning, from the mouth of the abalone, a large amount of rich cyan wood energy was sprayed, and on both sides of the originally desolate highway, thick giant trees twisted and twisted to rise from the ground, entangled with each other to cover the sky and the sun, and in the blink of an eye, Ling Mo and the others, as well as everything within a radius of a hundred meters, were enveloped and decorated into a cage of trees!

This is the genius of this monster -

Wood Escape: The Tree Realm is coming!