"That's not going to work," Penthos refused, "my duty is only to be a bodyguard, not a killer, and as long as she doesn't attack Miss Emily, I won't do it." ”

"Nonsense! She's already attacking me! Attacking me with your eyes and brain waves! Amy didn't give up, "And she admitted that she injured the manservant, which has constituted the crime of destroying private property against me, and I have the right to fight back!" ”

Observing that Penthos was not hostile to us, Xiaoqin's vigilant posture relaxed for the most part, and returned to an ordinary girl carrying a schoolbag after school.

Her attention shifted to the arrogant Amy.

"Who do you say is the valet?"

Amy casually pointed in my direction, "That's him." ”

"How could Ye Lin be your manservant? Stop bragging! ”

Xiaoqin's chest fell together, and her mood was very uneasy.

Amy triumphantly propped her elbows on the soft sofa in the saddle, propping up her soft and delicate face.

"Hmph, the first time I yujian him, he was lost, tired and hungry, I saw that he was pitiful, so I picked him up from the street, and then he volunteered to be my manservant to repay the favor!"

Who did you pick up from the street? Your mother picked up Penthos from the streets of the United States, did you do the same and pick me up on the streets of China? Bastards aren't allowed to pick up random people! Even if you pick it up, you have to hand it over! And it's you who says it's all about getting lost, right?

"Hmph, the manservant has learned that he is well paid to work under me, and that he may be promoted to a housekeeper one day, so he is loyal to me - what kind of person are you, weishenme is so close to my manservant? Do you want to dig the foot of the wall? ”

Xiaoqin turned her head and looked at me with an inquiring gaze, and I pouted my lips, not knowing where to start to explain.

Speaking of which, my relationship with Amy is quite strange, the game of the valet or the butler, even I don't know that Weishenme wants to play with Amy.

Seeing that Xiaoqin didn't speak, Amy thought that she had the upper hand.

"Manservant, don't stand behind that fierce woman, save her from hurting you again! Come to me! ”

I didn't move my feet.

Amy's face is not very good.

"You weishenme don't listen to your master? Who the hell is she? ”

Xiaoqin lowered her head and thought for a second, then grabbed my right hand and made it look like she was going home from school hand in hand.

Then the demonstrator defied Amy, who was lying on the saddle of the car, unable to move.

"I am Ye Lin's childhood sweetheart, and I grew up together! Even if I accidentally hurt Ye Lin, he will forgive me! ”

Even though she said this, her body trembled a little, and she pleaded in a voice that only I could hear:

"Don't shake my hand off, please......"

The look in his eyes was both timid and loving.

There's no way, just let you be presumptuous.

As if encouraged by my acquiescence, Celery raised the volume of her voice to Amy:

"Although it's only a childhood sweetheart at the moment, it's developing rapidly in the direction of lovers...... By the way, we've even done that kind of kiss! ”

It's not all a lie, at least it's done.

"Wang, Wang!"

Obama screamed at the wrong time, not knowing whether he wanted to make a big deal or just be bored.

Amy's small brow furrowed tightly, and she looked annoyed. "What's so great about kissing! If I give the order, the valet will kiss me! ”

As if he had said the wrong thing, he quickly added:

"As long as he can kiss my feet, he will be very satisfied, if he is allowed to kiss my face all at once, he will be so excited that his veins will explode!"

Who's going to explode! You think too highly of your own charm, right?

Xiaoqin secretly laughed, and only I heard it.

Is it because I learned from the conversation that Amy didn't kiss me, so I think I've won?

"No kidding, you yellow-haired girl!" Qin grabbed me tightly with one hand, and reached out with the other to point at Amy's nose.

"Wang, Wang!"

Thinking that Qin was referring to it, Obama called out twice.

"Ye Lin won't kiss a girl's feet! It's pretty much the other way around! You obviously don't know anything about Ye Lin, but you are bragging there! ”

"Huh!? Do you know so well? ”

"Of course!" Xiaoqin is obviously not a few years older than Amy, but she pretends to be an adult and compares her face with her thumb.

"Not only have I kissed Ye Lin, but I have already slept with Ye Lin!"

Who slept with you? In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, you really dare to talk nonsense! If someone hears about it, you don't want a girl's reputation!

I subconsciously wanted to pull my right hand out of Xiao Qin's hand, and Xiao Qin, who felt this, quickly clenched her hand, then relaxed it slightly, and then clenched it again, as if it was an "SOS" signal, asking me to forgive her gaffe.

And hurriedly changed his words: "When I was a child, we slept together on a summer mattress!" No, but that's a very intimate act! Both of them wore only underwear and slept hand in hand like the Haier brothers! ”

No, I searched my brain carefully, and I didn't have this in my childhood, you came up with it, right? One summer, you touched my house, rolled me up with a mat while I was taking a nap, and rolled me to the ground!

Amy asks Penthos, "Who are the Hale brothers?" ”

Penthos replied as quickly as if he had memorized the answer earlier:

"A Chinese electrical appliance brand has two little boys wearing only underwear, and all the refrigerators I buy for the kitchen are from this brand."

After finishing speaking, he smiled meaningfully.

You're laughing fart! The reason why you purchased Haier's refrigerator is just because you think that the Haier brothers who are holding hands are the same kind of your! After that, it will definitely be hyped up in the circle in the United States, saying that China's acceptance of homosexuality is very high, and even electrical brands are grandly using two small friends as trademarks!

"Hmph, children's games can't prove anything at all!"

Amy said with a spiky mouth, as if she weren't a child herself.

"You're so violent, the manservant won't like you!"

"How not! If I work hard, Ye Lin will definitely like me! Xiaoqin swore and asked, "Does he not like me, will he like you?" ”

Amy avoided her eyes for some reason, and whispered: "The manservant's feelings for the master are only enough to worship, and I am not uncommon to be liked by the manfill!" ”

"But...... But! Amy emphasized again, "If you had to choose between you and me, he would definitely choose to like me!" ”

"Nonsense! Ye Lin doesn't like elementary school students! ”

"You're a schoolboy! I'm in junior high school! And I've even released my own record! ”

"Your record is terrible! Only Lolicon will buy your records! And listen to my mother, you are so squeamish that you can't do half a backflip with a wire rope, and you actually hurt your back, disrupting the whole shooting jihua! If the body doesn't have enough endurance, you can't be Ye Lin's girlfriend at all! ”

Hey, hey, what does that mean? It seems like I'm going to hit and scold my girlfriend, or SM her every day!

"I'm ......," Amy couldn't think of how to refute for a moment, "I'm not that weak!" It's your mother's personal vendetta! Because I scolded her, she deliberately arranged for me to do difficult moves! Definitely! And after I was injured, I even recommended Chinese medicine to see me! Who doesn't know that your Chinese medicine is pseudoscience! Must be trying to cripple me! Fortunately, I was smart and didn't fall for her, and the massage Obama gave me must be much better than your unreliable Chinese medicine practitioners! ”

How? Did Aunt Ren also recommend Amy to Dr. Zhao's orthopaedic hospital? Three generations of the old Ren family have been seeing a doctor there, shouldn't this harm you? It's you, a little fool, who doesn't trust others, and actually let the dog give you a massage, so your back hasn't healed for a long time, right?

"My mother won't hurt you! It's you who are suspicious and stupid! Let's get back to the United States! ”

"Who rarely stays in China! Last week's smog made the cast and crew in the United States sick, and they are now clamoring for an increase in subsidies! ”

"That's all you Americans are too squeamish! If you can't stay, don't stay, there are other crews rushing to get my mother! ”

"You...... If you say that again, I'll let my mother fire your mother! ”

"Don't be stupid, your mother is only your agent, not the producer of the crew, so she doesn't have this power!"

"I said mom can do it!"

Amy became more and more reasonable, and she turned her head and ordered Penthos:

"Don't be stunned by the side, if you don't help me beat her, at least help me quarrel together!"

Instead, Penthos became a peacemaker, standing between the two, hoping that the dispute would not escalate.

"Both of you calm down, since there will be a working relationship for a long time in the future, please live in peace."

Amy was so angry that she put two fingers in her mouth and whistled, which caught Obama's attention, and then pointed hard at Celery:

"Go up and bite her! You go up and bite her for me! ”

Obama was idle, and he jumped out of the car, his forelimbs spread in a figure-eight shape, and stared at Xiao Qin viciously.

However, when it took off, it hurt Amy's back again, and Amy screamed in pain and almost didn't cry.

If you don't trust Chinese medicine, you should at least let Western medicine come to see you, right? Using dogs to treat bruises, what kind of American remedy is this!

Xiao Qin sneered and looked at the husky dog who made an offensive gesture with a diagonal downward gaze.

In less than 5 seconds, Obama let out a low "uh-huh", lowered his head, and fled with his tail between his legs.

So the situation turned into a verbal attack on each other between Qin and Amy.

"You bad guy! Even dogs are afraid of you! ”

"It's your dog that's useless! It's useless like you! ”

"It's you who are bad!"

"You're bad!"

The more they argue, the more naïve they become, and the zuihou gets to the point where they don't use words and make faces at each other.

Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue: "Bah, bah!" ”

Amy not only stuck out her tongue, but also lowered her eyelids and raised her little nose with her fingers, imitating a pig's mouth: "Puff puff!" ”

If those American lolitcons knew that their idols were doing this kind of action, I don't know how sad they would be.

I figured that there was Penthos there, and the two of them couldn't fight, so I turned around and chased Obama.

Obama didn't have a leash around his neck, and now he had completely forgotten about Celery's terrifying gaze, and the whole dog was releasing the breath of freedom back to nature and running in the direction of our school.

As I approached the school wall, it turned a corner and disappeared from my sight.

Instead, I slowed down with relief: it was a bicycle shed, a dead end, and I just had to walk slowly past it and I could get it back.

Somewhat unexpectedly, as soon as I walked around the corner, I saw the squad leader parking his bicycle to the side, squatting on the ground and teasing the dog.