Chapter 820: Do Good
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"It's all thanks to your son......" the girl smirked, "You don't know how capable your son is, carving a space door, it's like playing......"
"Of course...... Comrade Li Guiying suddenly became proud, "My son is ......"
"It's a pity...... the girl pretended to sigh, "Your son will be our old Qin family in the future......"
"No...... Comrade Li Guiying's face changed at that time, "I regret it, I must not let my son join your old Qin family......"
"Hmph, hum, hum......" Nie Canglong suddenly became proud.
"It's late......" the girl raised her eyebrows, "Wait two days, I will give you your grandson, and Comrade Little Green Snake will have nothing to do with your old Nie family......"
"I regret it, I don't agree,......" Comrade Li Guiying said loudly.
"Why don't you talk??" The girl looked at Comrade Li Guiying with disdain and said dissatisfied.
"Look at what you said, I'm a woman, which woman have you ever seen who speak??" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at the girl and said with disdain.
"We can just say that it is the ......puppy who regrets it," the girl said, pouting.
"Even if I am a puppy, I can't let our little baby be an upside down door......" Comrade Li Guiying said with a firm face.
"Oh my God......" Nie Canglong made his mother's little baby stunned, and his face turned red at that time.
"Huh......" The girl breathed a sigh of relief and poked the man's waist and eyes, "Little baby, you really don't want to come to our house and plug the door??" ”
"I said, can you rely on some music??" Nie Canglong is really crying at this time, and neither is laughing.
"Comrade Li Guiying, I solemnly advise you, you must speak and count. Otherwise, you become a puppy, then the brother-in-law will definitely not want you, when the time comes, he will be a super-monopoly with countless planets, you say, a super-monopoly, can he be single for a lifetime? ? He will definitely marry your little baby a beautiful stepmother......" The girl sighed and said.
"What you said ......," Comrade Li Guiying blinked, "it seems to make sense." If the old lady really becomes a puppy, then Nie Shenzhou, a little slut, he will definitely not be willing to be lonely, and then our little baby will be miserable, and he must not let his stepmother bully him to death?? ”
"Mom......" A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's head at that time, "I am a land immortal now, do you know what a land immortal is?" I'm the only one in the world who bullies, and no one can bully me anymore......"
"Hey......" Comrade Li Guiying was angry at that time and glared at his son fiercely. You mean, you support your dad to marry you a stepmother?? ”
"Uh......" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, his face turned red, and he smiled a little embarrassedly. I'm just saying, don't take it seriously, I'm telling you, you're going to regret it. God won't turn you into a puppy, your son has this face......"
"What's the face of you little brat??" Comrade Li Guiying pursed his lips disdainfully, "What do you think you are??" ”
"I'm not a thing...... No...... I am a land immortal. God is also an immortal, and the two of us have a common language......" Nie Canglong said with a white face.
"Yes......" the girl sneered, "I don't know who made God split ......"
"What??" When Comrade Li Guiying heard the girl's words, he screamed at that time, and looked at his son with a frightened face, "Canglong, what have you done to hurt the heavens and reason??" Why did God split it?? ”
"I didn't do anything harmful...... Nie Canglong's head came out, "God didn't really split me, he just scared and scared me, and played with me......"
"Really??" Comrade Li Guiying listened to his son's words, and looked at his son and daughter-in-law with some suspicion, "You really didn't lie to me?" ”
"If God really crushes me, can I still talk to you here??" Nie Canglong sighed and said helplessly.
"This is also ......" Comrade Li Guiying breathed a sigh of relief, "Son, there is a saying that people are under the eaves and have to bow their heads, we have lived on the earth for so many years, we have to endure it when we have tolerated it, and if we can't bear it, grit our teeth and endure it again, don't mess with God, do you know??" If one day you provoke God can't bear it anymore, and he expells you from the earth again, and Mom wants to see you again, so I'll have to go up to the alien planet......"
"Uh-huh......" black lines appeared on Nie Canglong's head, but he still nodded in response.
"Xiaojun, you look at him for me, don't let him mess up, do you know??" Comrade Li Guiying looked at the girl with an earnest gaze and said.
"I know, Auntie......" The girl nodded quickly.
"Call my sister ......," Comrade Li Guiying glanced at the girl with disgust and said.
"Okay......" The girl was happy at the time, "Sister, don't worry, I will definitely be optimistic about my nephew's ......"
"Sister is most relieved of you......" Comrade Li Guiying was happy at the time, "Okay, you little couple continue to make love......" said and hung up the video.
"Whew......" Nie Canglong suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, "My mother has already let you take ...... bad."
"Nephew......" the girl glared at the man, "what are you talking nonsense??" What did I bring bad?? Your mom is like that, right?? ”
"Who do you call your nephew??" Nie Canglong's head was full of green tendons, glared at the girl, and said.
"What ...... that" The girl's heart trembled, and she stood up numbly, "I'm bullying Sister Bai, you're busy......" said and was about to slip away.
"Where are you going??" Nie Canglong hugged the girl's waist and took her into his arms, "Are you going to run away when you're done?" ”
"You ......," the girl's voice trembled, "what do you want to do??" ”
"What do I want to do??" A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's head, "Have you finished the immigration bureau?" Do you want to put things off until tomorrow?? ”
"Whew......" The girl suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, "I'm scared to death......" said as she broke away from the man and began to sift through the notebook.
It didn't take much effort, but the girl screened out the people, and all of them were great boys. Nothing too handsome, nothing too ugly, and the most important thing is that they are all singles.
"This looks too popular, isn't it??" Nie Canglong looked at the photos on the screen and couldn't help frowning.
"You know a fart ......" the girl glanced at the man, "A man who is too handsome has a rough fate, and a man who is too ugly will affect the image of Chinese when he is put on an alien planet, only these are relatively ordinary." is still a little handsome, is the man who lives a stable life......"
"And that kind of statement??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "Appearance is really so important??" ”
"See this guy??" The girl brought up a photo of an ugly man, "Although this man is ugly and looks like a bad guy, but in reality??" This person is a good person, and his heart is very good, but his appearance is the legendary appearance of death. The end must be miserable......"
"Really??" Nie Canglong looked at the ugly man who appeared on the screen, "It's really not very good-looking, it's good to be dead, it's ......"
"Look at what you said, people should die if they are ugly??" The girl rolled her eyes. Said angrily.
"He looks so ugly, I'm sure he has lived in people's strange eyes since he was a child. Rather than let him live in such pain, it is better to die and simply ......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said.
", you ......," the girl rolled her eyes. People have daughters-in-law and sons, and they live happily......"
"Wouldn't it??" Nie Canglong's eyes widened, "Can such an ugly person still marry a daughter-in-law??" What embarrassment does this make those handsome and dashing bachelors embarrassed......"
"Look at what you said......" The girl glanced at the man, "If people are ugly, they can't marry a daughter-in-law??" I didn't tell you that they were married to Bingbing......"
"What??" Nie Canglong immediately screamed, "This person is almost the same as marrying Sister Feng, how can he marry Bingbing?" Isn't this scientific, you know? ”
"Can you grow a little longer??" A black line appeared on the girl's head at that time, "When did I say that he married Bingbing??" As he spoke, he brought up a photo of an ugly girl, "This is his daughter-in-law, do you see the appearance of his daughter-in-law??" This is the appearance of a middle-aged widower......"
"When I saw her, my heart was balanced, if Bingbing married an ugly man, I would be heartbroken......" Nie Canglong breathed a sigh of relief and said.
"What do you mean??" The girl's eyes were a little unkind, "Are you really going to be heartbroken??" ”
"Of course......" Nie Canglong nodded quite affirmatively, "If a person like Bingbing is like this, then you can't marry, and there is no man in the world who can marry her......"
"Master, if you say that, the master mother will be jealous...... Nie Xiaoqing interjected on the side, "Please take back what you just said......
"What's jealous??" The girl glared at Nie Xiaoqing, "If you can't speak, don't say it, your master hates Bingbing so much, it's too late for me to be happy......"
"Huh??" Nie Xiaoqing was stupid at the time, "Does my master hate Bingbing??" ”
"Cursing people for not being able to marry for the rest of their lives, isn't this called hatred??" The girl pursed her lips and said.
"This ......" Nie Xiaoqing thought about it carefully, it seems that this is really the case, how much do you have to hate this to curse a woman who can't get married? ?
"Okay, okay......" Nie Canglong waved his hand, "Let's not talk about Bingbing......"
"Alas......" the girl sighed, and pulled up a picture of a handsome guy, "Have you seen this person??" ”
"What's there to see??" When Nie Canglong saw the picture of this handsome guy, his tone suddenly became sour, "It's not as handsome as me......"
"Do you blush when you say that??" The girl rolled her eyes.
"I don't blush......" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "I'm an immortal, I'm more temperamental than him......"
"Do you want to say that?? I don't object......" The girl couldn't help but nodded, "Do you see this handsome guy??" There is nothing wrong with this handsome guy's appearance, both masculine and not girly, but in fact?? This man is also a ...... of death."
"What??" Nie Canglong's eyes widened at that time, "You said he was the face of death??" ”
"How?? Surprised, right?? The girl glanced at the man, "His facial features are a perfect mess." The combination is just right, and it can be said that everywhere is beautiful, but in fact?? Such a perfect appearance would be jealous of the heavens, and if he hadn't cultivated into a land immortal before the age of eighteen, he would have died......"
"Wouldn't it??" Nie Canglong subconsciously touched his cheek, "I have an urge to disfigure what you said......
"Don't worry......" The girl rolled her eyes at that time, "You look like you, you are very safe......"
"You hit someone, didn't you??" Nie Canglong's face turned red at that time, "I admit it, I'm not as handsome as this kid." But it's not much worse, more or less, it will make God a little jealous......"
"Let me give you an analogy...... the girl sighed, "The whole earth is a company, God is the boss, do you think, in the case of no shortage of talents, what kind of employees does the boss like??" ”
"Of course, it's good-looking, and it can improve the overall image ......of the company," Nie Canglong thought about it. Said.
"You're not right...... the girl shook her head, "The employees that the boss likes are ability and looks." The higher the ability, the better, but what about the looks?? You can be good-looking, but you can't be better than the boss, at least not too much than the boss. Isn't this the reason, you say?? ”
"That's right......" Nie Canglong thought about it, it seemed that this was really the case, "But God is too stingy......"
"It's not that God is stingy. It's this shijie like this......" The girl sighed, "Mu Xiu is in the forest, the wind will destroy it, a person who looks too good-looking will make the people around him envious and jealous, this envy and hatred, in fact, is a kind of resentment, resentment This kind of thing, in fact, is a curse, a curse is a kind of spiritual energy, this energy is gathered to a certain extent, it will affect the material shijie ......"
"So powerful??" Nie Canglong couldn't help but shudder, "Then a handsome guy like me, will he be cursed??" ”
"Don't worry, you're a land immortal, no one can curse you......" The girl rolled her eyes, "Do you really dare to say it??" ”
"I said, you just said the curse, it doesn't seem like there's anything to do with God, right??" Nie Canglong stabbed the girl's waist and said.
"God is the judge, if you receive a lot of grievances, you will think that this handsome guy has done something bad, he has done bad things, then he will definitely be punished, and if he has few grievances, let him be unlucky for a few years, and if he breaks his appearance, forget it, if he has a lot of grievances, he will naturally be killed......" The girl pouted and said.
"This ......" Nie Canglong suddenly opened his mouth and stammered, "There is still such a case??" ”
"Of course......," the girl nodded, "It's a very normal thing......
"I can't accept it......," Nie Canglong shook his head, "People haven't done anything, just because they are good-looking, they are unlucky, this thing is ......."
"No way......" the girl smiled slightly, "God doesn't care if you do it or not, and he doesn't care about such a thing......"
"And what does he care??" Nie Canglong frowned and asked.
"Let me tell you that......" the girl sighed, "God looks at Shijie, just like you look at this Shijie with the Technique of Hope, but God's Technique of Hope is more advanced than your Technique of Hopeful Qi......"
"You mean...... the hairs on Nie Canglong's body stood up at that time, "God looks at people, in fact, it's just a ball of gas??" ”
"But don't you ......" the girl nodded, "A good person, the qi on his body is a kind of peaceful qi, a bad person, the qi on his body has a violent taste, like a handsome guy who makes people envious and jealous, and he will have resentment on his body, ugly and weird??" Actually, it's a good thing they're dead, you know? When a person does a good deed, he will have a peaceful breath on his body, and this peaceful breath will change people's souls, and they are born from the heart, but there is a beautiful soul hidden in an ugly body, and God can't see this kind of thing, so it will destroy him and let him reincarnate ......"
"Gollum......" Nie Canglong swallowed his saliva with difficulty, "It's terrible, isn't it??" ”
"Murder and arson gold belt, build bridges and pave roads without burying people, this is actually very easy to understand, people who kill people and set fires, generally have a fierce face, they themselves are murderers, build bridges and pave roads, they are doing a good thing, if the appearance is passable, then there is no problem, if the appearance is a little worse, God will make the decision to let him cast a good baby......" The girl said lightly.
"In this case...... Nie Canglong's head began to sweat, "Ugly people can't do good things......"
"It depends on what you say...... the girl raised her eyebrows, "If you want to change from an ugly man to a handsome guy, then you can focus on doing good things, and you will definitely become a handsome guy in the next life, but if you are very satisfied with your ugly wife, then you will live a mess in this life, don't worry, you are in love in three lives, this life, the next life, the next life, or her ......"
"Uh......" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, "This is too evil, isn't it??" ”
"It's not evil, when I say the love of the three lifetimes, I just said casually, the love of the tenth life is not impossible......" The girl pursed her lips and said.
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