Chapter 35: Jiang San is a madman
The man was not afraid and said: "Who called the numb Huang Township Chief is not sensible, Lao Tzu just wants to burn explosives, see if he dares to repair the canal to divert water!" ”
Murder and arson are major crimes, and that person actually didn't shy away from and fear, is there something wrong with his nerves? Qi Hao's flashlight shot at the man's face, and when he saw that he was a dumb-headed and unkempt head, he asked: "Township Chief Huang repairs canals and diverts water for the common people to grow rice and eat white rice, how do you say that he is ignorant?" ”
The man was stunned and said, "Whoever can't get by with the fifth master, I will burn whose house!" ”
"Who is the fifth master?"
"Secretary Jiang!"
"What did he tell you to do?"
"The fourth daddy is called to do it!"
"Who is the fourth father?"
The man was about to answer, when he saw a flashlight pillar dangling towards Qi Hao, he was a little scared, turned around and ran, Qi Hao ran forward in a few steps, jumped up and flew up, the man was kicked in the back and fell to the ground with a bang, and the woodcutter in his hand flew out of his hand several meters away.
Qi Hao rushed forward, his body tightly pressing the man's body.
The man was held down by Qi Hao's body and screamed, and there was no room for resistance.
Township Chief Huang was the first to arrive, and someone burning the explosives store was a big and important case, and the police officers from the police station also came. When Qi Hao saw the people from the police station coming, he got up from the man's body and asked the police officers to handcuff the man.
Director Wang of the police station recognized the man at a glance and shouted: "Jiang San is crazy, did you eat leopard gall and dare to burn the explosives store, your fifth master will not beat you to death if he knows the truth!" ”
Qi Haoren was stunned there, he was a psychotic for a long time, and he was also Secretary Jiang's own family, he looked at Township Chief Huang, and Township Chief Huang had a gloomy face.
Jiang San madman said: "It's going to be burned, who called him Huang Township Chief is not sensible!" ”
Seeing the appearance of Jiang San's madman Han Dongdong, Director Wang of the police station was speechless, and caught a madman for a long time, if he didn't let him go, wouldn't it be possible for him to eat and drink.
I asked him a few words. Township Chief Huang said to Director Wang, and then turned back to ask Jiang San, "If the other houses are not burned, why are they only burned the houses where explosives are stored?" ”
"The fourth daddy is called burning."
"Who is your fourth father?"
"The officials of the township government are not as big as the officials of the fifth master!"
Neuropathy knows that the Taoist officials are big and small, and when they talk about officials, their eyes are green, which shows that "being a person is not an official, and walking around the world for nothing" has penetrated into everyone's bone marrow and blood.
Director Wang whispered to Township Chief Huang: "The fourth father he said is Deputy Township Chief Jiang and Secretary Jiang's nephew!" ”
Township Chief Huang thought about it and whispered to Director Wang: "Dude, let him go like this, maybe he will come to burn the house, the matter is very important, take him to the police station to record, keep it secret." ”
Director Wang and Township Chief Huang were transferred to Dadi Township at the same time, and the relationship between the two was iron, so he nodded and immediately took Jiang San to the police station.
Deputy Township Chief Jiang is Secretary Jiang's nephew, and Jiang San Crazy is the nephew of Deputy Township Chief Jiang's cousin's cousin. Even if a man marries a woman, the Marriage Law clearly stipulates that this kind of family relationship is allowed.
But their surname is Jiang, and they all have a secretary Jiang, their own family, this ironclad fact is not only sober-minded people, but even the three madmen of Han Dongdong also know that in Dadi Township, anyone surnamed Jiang is a family.
Secretary Jiang of the Jiang family was stunned, and the land and township had to tremble, and the people of the Jiang family had the capital to show off their power in front of other surnames! So the Jiang family spoke loudly and acted domineeringly, saying that Dadi Township is the world of their Jiang family, they are the Jiang family, who are they afraid of?
The Jiang family understands that their glory and rights come from Secretary Jiang, and over time, Secretary Jiang has become a god that they can't offend, who wants to say that Secretary Jiang is not, the Jiang family will inevitably attack them when they hear it, and those who offend Secretary Jiang have to bow their heads and confess if they want to avoid being torn apart!
Dadi Township is a mountainous area, and the Jiang family has become the ruling class, and since it is the ruling class, what the Jiang family does has the meaning of doing whatever they want.
Although Jiang San is a madman, although he has a clear brain, he still understands the prestige of the Jiang family, he walks on the mountain path with a figure-eight step, and when he sees passers-by, he wants to drink and ask: "Say, who is my fifth master!" Who is the fourth father! ”
Most of the passers-by are from a township, and they don't know Jiang San as a madman? I still don't know who his fifth master and fourth father are? So he said Secretary Jiang and Township Chief Jiang!
Jiang San's crazy eyes glared, count you as a dog who knows Taishan! Judging by the tone and expression of his speech, if he can't answer, it's strange if he doesn't beat people to relieve his anger!
Jiang San is not afraid of the madman entering the police station, what he thinks in his heart is that there is Secretary Jiang in my family, who am I afraid of, Director Wang asked him what he said with confidence, and the matter was made clear.
It turned out that this was the case, Jiang San's madman went to the street to catch the market, swaggered into the township government and took a turn, and he looked a little like the leading comrades who came down from above to inspect it. However, he didn't go to Secretary Jiang and Deputy Township Mayor Jiang's office to call the fifth master and the fourth father, he went there, and the fifth master and the fourth father wanted to scold!
Jiang San madman took a turn in the township government and was just about to walk out of the gate of the township government, when Deputy Township Chief Jiang stopped him, Jiang San madman, come here!
When Jiang San saw the fourth father screaming, he ran over and walked into the fourth father's office.
For what reason, Deputy Township Chief Jiang also called his nephew Jiang San Crazy, because all the people called Jiang San Crazy, so Jiang San Crazy became his name. Just like a commodity, it appears in advertisements repeatedly, and over time this product will become a famous brand. People call Jiang San a madman, and over time, Jiang San Maniac also forgot his name, and thought that his surname was Jiang and his name was Sanmad!
Jiang San walked into Deputy Township Chief Jiang's office, stood at the desk of Deputy Township Chief Jiang's office, and looked at Deputy Township Chief Jiang fixedly.
Deputy Township Chief Jiang threw Jiang San a cigarette, lit a lighter, and said, "Someone has a fifth master!" ”
Ke, in the land of the township, it means to press, someone has the fifth master, that is, someone has pressed the fifth master. Everyone understands the meaning of gram, and Jiang San is a madman who understands the meaning of gram.
Fifth Master Ke, this is a matter of common anger!
"Who dares to defeat the fifth master, Lao Tzu will destroy whom!" Jiang San's madman looked furious when he heard this.
Deputy Township Chief Jiang stared at Jiang San for a while and said follow me.
The two walked out of the office one after the other and walked out of the gate of the township government.
There are a lot of people in the small countryside on the day of the market, a small street is crowded, the farmers are like this, usually do farm work at home, and go to the small township on the third, sixth and ninth days of the lunar calendar to catch the market crowded with people, and they are popular and lively.
Deputy Township Chief Jiang walked around the back of the township, walked for a while, pointed to the shed that was built alone about twenty meters away, and said, "See, that thing is holding the fifth master!" ”