Volume 1 Chapter 39, Rogue Fight
Xie Budong didn't expect that he finally agreed to be an undercover agent for Lao Jun, not because of how powerful the magic weapon Lao Jun gave, nor how comprehensive the promised protection was, not to mention that he promised to help improve the incomplete exercises, but because ......
"Young man, think about it. You're contributing to the safety of all mankind. Li Boyang was stunned, he didn't think that someone would refuse him.
The previous undercover agents, each of whom listened to him finish this history, agreed without hesitation, even when the danger was much more serious than it is now.
But this person, Li Boyang looked at Xie Budong, who was angry opposite, and secretly calculated to himself. He really didn't want to be an undercover agent, because he was afraid of death?
"Young man, the reason why you don't want to mess with me is because you're afraid of death?" As if hearing something incredible, Li Boyang asked dumbfounded.
"Nonsense. Xie Budong snorted angrily and said: "Dao Ancestor, even if you give me more magic weapons, my life is gone, why do you want that." ”
"Hahahahaha. Li Boyang laughed loudly. "You're really interesting, do you know who I am? Dao Ancestor, if you die for me, you can still let you die in vain? Those who agreed to go undercover before were looking forward to dying for me, and after each of them died, I personally instructed the underworld to make the next life arrangements clear. You are also a child of an ordinary family, don't you envy those who are born with fine clothes and fine food, and their whole life is like a hanging?"
"Envy. Xie Budong's eyes lit up.
"Then you still hesitate, as long as you mess with Lao Tzu, even if you die, you will be the kind of open life in the next life. How, think about it. ”
"Don't think about it!" Xie Budong's tone was firm: "I don't agree." ”
"Wonnyima!" Lao Jun went berserk: "I will lend you a magic weapon, if the mission is successful, this magic weapon will be yours! ”
"Don't!"
"I, I, I, I promise to keep an eye on your dynamics at any time, and as long as you are in danger, I will rush over to save you as soon as possible. ”
"And what is the probability of death?"
"emmm" Lao Jun thought for a while and whispered: "Under normal circumstances, more than ninety percent." ”
"Did you promise someone that before?"
"Hmmm......"
"The protected person died?"
"Hmmm......"
"I can't protect you, I want you to have a hammer to use. Xie Budong gave the old man a roll of his eyes.
“。。。 Say what you want. ”
"I won't agree unless I'm 100% safe. ”
What are you kidding, let me go as an ordinary person from a danger that my ancestors can't protect? I don't want to die young, as for the next life, go to your uncle's, I haven't had enough in this life, don't use the next life to bluff people.
"Young people, you can't be 100 percent safe. Li Boyang said in a somewhat unkind tone: "Even if you walk on the road, you are in danger of being hit by a car, and you have the possibility of sudden death while sleeping, how can you be 100% safe?"
"I'm sorry, but I can't agree to your request. ”
"Do you think I can't find anyone else except you!?" Li Boyang stood up from the bed suddenly, he was really furious, a mere mortal dared to bargain with himself on such a big matter.
As Dao Zu stood up, a surging breath came to his face, and in an instant, Xie Budong saw his body fall apart and turn into powder.
"To die, to die, to die. Feeling the dissipation of the body, Xie Budong, who was in a state of soul, was dizzy, and when he came to his senses again, everything had not changed, and he was still the same himself, intact.
"You're just an ant, and you don't have the right to choose under the orders of this seat, either go undercover or die!"
"Then you're going to kill me, I can't resist anyway. Xie Budong looked indifferent. "It's better to give a good time than to mess with you and die of fear. ”
"Okay, okay, do you really think I don't dare to kill you?" Li Boyang raised his palm, and the thunder flashed in his palm: "Finally, I will give you a chance to choose, and then answer after thinking about it, if you can't satisfy me, I will kill you, and then go to find the next person." ”
"Whoever you like to find is to find whomever you want, don't hurt yourself by mistake. ”
Xie Budong closed his eyes and waited for death to come.
On the contrary, he was afraid of death, but he knew that Lao Jun would not kill him, otherwise he would have done it a long time ago, and this old and unserious person must have some secret not to tell, except for Xie Budong, he had no other choice to force him like this.
After a while, Li Boyang sighed and said, "You won, you guessed right, there is no more suitable candidate besides you." ”
Xie Budong wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and opened his eyes to look at Dao Zu.
"Tell me your conditions, I just want to ask for more benefits, as long as I can do it, and it doesn't violate the way of heaven, I promise you. ”
"You're mistaken, I'm really not doing it. ”
"Wonnyima. Daozu jumped up and gave Xie Budong a big mouth. "I'll give you a B face, don't you? ”
Xie Budong was stunned by this slap, at this moment he couldn't care about the identity of this old man, don't you understand the rules of hitting people without slapping their faces, I'll kill you old gang!
He waved his hand and slapped Daozu back, and Daozu was stunned. "Why do you dare to beat me? I'll fight with you. ”
An old man and a young man rolled on the ground.
"Boy, don't say grandpa, I'm bullying you, I don't use my mana to use my body for more than sixty years, let's see who can kill whom. ”
"Damn!!You're still biting! Your teeth are broken!"
"Little scoundrel!dare to break me!I'm blind to death!" (Little rabbit, if you dare to break my teeth, I'll strangle you)
"the old man, you spread the eggs!!!"
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Five minutes later
"Old man, let it go, I'll take it. Xie Budong's arm was broken behind him by Li Boyang, and he pouted and lay on the ground in a very unsightly posture.
"Do you agree to be an undercover agent?" Dao Zu's eyes were blue, his nose was bloody, and as soon as he spoke, all four of his front teeth were gone.
"Agree, agree, agree, I agree with everything, you let go, it hurts. ”
"Hmph. Li Boyang let go of his hand and sat back on the bed, panting. "Damn, I haven't touched anyone for years, this body is really not good, and I am out of breath after moving for a while. ”
"You're playing tricks!" Xie Budong rubbed his arm that was almost broken, and accused the old man: "If you don't use a spell, your old bones buried in the soil to your eyebrows can beat me?" Although I will only have three eighteen palms of dragon descending, I have slapped you more than ten times in a row, how can you bear it without spells." ”
"That's because you think too simply, this god I threw at the family for seventy-three years, and I have already reached the strength of the fifth order, if I didn't want to bully you, I would have beaten you all over the ground. ”
Seeing the old man's leaky speech, Xie Budong complained: "I don't know who is looking for teeth all over the ground." ”
"Hey, I said, what are you looking for?"
Li Boyang lowered his head and turned around looking for something, and when he heard Xie Budong ask, he didn't raise his head and said, "I'm looking for teeth." ”
"Don't look for it, here, here. Xie Budong laughed and threw the four front teeth he was holding in his hand to the old man, which were the trophies he had broken from Daozu's mouth.
"I'll just say it, old man, you're the one looking for teeth all over the place, I've only heard about it before, this is the first time I've seen it hahahahaha, what are you looking for that thing for, hahahaha. ”
Li Boyang took the teeth, pressed them in his mouth, and after moving it was no problem, he said to Xie Budong: "You know a fart, although this body is an incarnation, but now that my real body has come, then not a single part of this body is full of Hongmeng aura, if these four teeth are taken by cultivators to refine, in terms of your cognition, this abundant aura is enough to cultivate another Monkey King." ”
"What do you say, old man, can you become the Monkey King after eating this broken tooth?"
"It's not that you can eat it...... "Oh hey, what are you doing, Riha hand!!I've got a bite in it......"