0362 Bigamy
Niu Er and Shui Ling'er came directly to Juanzi's residence, this small place was too small, and it was suddenly a little crowded. So the group canceled their plans to eat at the hotel and drove back to the village. Sister Hua, Pan Wenjie, Ye Xiaoqian and Niu Er became full-time drivers, and a car pulled a big-bellied woman back to Niu Er's house.
"Bang! This house is small! I knew that I would build a bigger one, just like the Forbidden City! Niu Er got out of the car and looked at the second floor of his house and said.
"Hey, hey! You really want to have three thousand beauties in the harem! Let's think about what you should do with these four women first! Sister Hua, who got out of the car, said with a smile behind her.
"What to do? Raise it all! In the future, I will change the name of this village to Niujia Village! Cha! A village full of my Niu Er's family! …………! ”
"Smack!"
Before Niu Er finished speaking, a slap flew from behind him and hit Niu Er on the back of the head.
"Dead boy! I'll let you talk nonsense again! Niu Erma scolded.
"Mom! What are you hitting me for? At that time, we will not offer you as the Empress Dowager of Cixi! ”
"Do you think you're really the emperor? Do whatever you want? If you can't solve these four, it will be a matter for you in the future! You're a dead boy, you'll know when trouble comes to you! Niu Er's mother stretched out her hand to hit Niu Er, and Niu Er was so frightened that she hurriedly ran to the room.
Horn! Suddenly, a few car horns sounded! Two police cars came speeding up, and before a few big-bellied women could get out of the car, several policemen had already entered the yard.
"My crow's mouth!" Niu Erma gave herself a small mouth when she saw it, and just finished speaking, is this going to be in trouble! Otherwise, what are these police officers doing here?
"This is Niu Er's home! We're looking for Niu Er! Call him out, please! A policeman came over and said to the crowd with a look of great vigour.
"What's wrong? What happened to my son? What's wrong? Niu Erma was so frightened that she hurriedly stepped forward and asked.
"You are Niu Er's mother! That's like this, we got a complaint that your son was guilty of bigamy! Please follow us to assist in the investigation! ”
Niu Er ran to the door of the house, and suddenly saw the police car coming, and hurriedly returned. I just heard the police say that he had overturned the crime of bigamy, so he opened his mouth and scolded: "You shit!" Who complained? I'm not married, what kind of bigamy are you guilty of? ”
"You're Niu Er! Come with us! As the policeman spoke, he gave a look to a few policemen next to him, and a few people next to him quickly surrounded Niu Er in the middle, and there was a great tendency to leave if he didn't go.
"Bang! Take me away?? Just a few of you? Hum! Niu Erniu's eyes widened, and he rolled up his sleeves and was about to do it!
"Wait a minute!" Suddenly, Pan Wenjie came over from behind and shouted, "Comrade policeman! The crime of bigamy requires a complaint, can you tell us who complained? You can't just say a word and take people away for some reason! ”
"I'm sorry! We're just responsible for bringing the person back and assisting in the investigation! As for the rest, we will give you an answer when we investigate it clearly! The policeman said coldly.
At this time, someone in the village had already seen a police car parked at the door of Niu Er's house, and many good people came to see what was going on! As soon as he heard that the police were going to take Niu Er away, someone quickly spread the news.
At this time, the four big-bellied women had also gotten out of the car and surrounded them. I heard that the police were going to take Niu Er away, saying that someone complained that Niu Er had committed bigamy, and I couldn't help but look at me, I look at you, Nima! Who's going to sue??
"Hey! Comrade policeman! Have you figured out that we're not married yet? What kind of bigamy is committed? Yu Jiali came over with her stomach and shouted at the police.
"I didn't ...... Not married? You're not married, your belly is so big? The policeman was stunned and said in surprise.
"So what? Niu Er said, as long as I can give birth to a son, marry me! I'm willing to have a fart relationship with you when I have a big belly! Yu Jiali shouted confidently.
"Hey, hey! Don't be so big-faced, okay! When did Niu Er say this? Niu Er said he was going to marry you? Niu Er said that he wanted to marry me, okay! Cold Frost Moon parted the crowd and squeezed over. With a shy stomach, he said with a full spirit.
"Tut-tut! It's not bigamy yet! They have two wives, and it's not bigamy? Come with us! The policeman's face was happy, this still needs a hairy evidence, and the evidence will come by itself.
"What? Why? The two of them are bigamy with Niu Er, you take the two of them away! Niu Er! It's none other than us, let's go inside! "Sister Feng is even more bullish, come over and pull Niu Er into the house.
Only Juanzi didn't dare to make a sound and quietly slipped back into the car. She divorced her husband, but her husband kept looking for her again, and I don't know if the person who complained was her ex-husband! Now it's a problem! On the first day I entered Niu Er's house, I didn't expect to cause such a big trouble.
"Hey, hey, hey! Didn't you do that, take the two of us away? Hum! You think beautifully! Yu Jiali and Leng Shuangyue caught up, stretched out their hands to pull Niu Er, and followed Niu Er into the house.
"Hey! Niu Er! Yours come with us! A few policemen came over to stop Niu Er, but they saw a few big-bellied mothers-in-law, who hit their bodies with their big bellies, and were so frightened that they hurriedly dodged away!
"You wait for the day we get married, and you can come again!" Niu Er and the others ignored these policemen and walked directly to the door!
"I'm rubbing! Let's ...... How can this arrest people? I can't make a difference with County Magistrate Shen when I go back like this! One of the policemen said to the man in the lead.
"County Magistrate Shen?? Hum! This villain! Pan Wenjie next to him heard it clearly, it turned out that County Magistrate Shen was doing ghosts! I couldn't help but curse.
"Hey! How dare you scold County Magistrate Shen? The policeman who took the lead looked back at Pan Wenjie in surprise.
"Humph! You'd better go back! Wait a little longer, I guess a few of you won't be able to leave! Pan Wenjie said lightly.
At this time, several policemen noticed that there were dozens of people around the gate of Niu Er's courtyard, and more than half of the dozens of people were old ladies. One by one, they raised their eyebrows and looked at each other. How do they know that these are all members of Sister Hua's fitness team! Just now, someone shouted over and dozens of people came. And the more people gather, the more they gather. The leaders are, of course, Wang Ya, Xuhua, Wu Biyun and Wang Ni, this is the Little Gang of Four!
"We ...... Let's go first! However, you are resisting the law, and County Magistrate Shen will not just forget it! "The policeman at the head was a little scared, although he was a policeman, but to these village women, cough cough! It's a big team of village women! There's really nothing you can do! It's better to leave early to avoid trouble.