Chapter 15: Hooking up

He also said, "You have grown meat." Then the blurred eyes stared at Yu Weixiao up and down with malicious intentions, and Yu Weixiao was so ashamed that he immediately jumped into the water, and said hatefully: "Look again!" Blind you! Splashed the water on Fu Ze's face.

"Actually......" But Fu Ze didn't know what to do, and continued to ponder with interest about Yu Weixiao's three-point style, "The heavy color of the sea blue is not suitable for making swimsuits, it is not outstanding after entering the water, and it is not suitable for your age, as for the outdated lace edge, it highlights its cheesiness, where did you Yu Xiaowei come from, can you buy such a superlative?" ”

After picking for a long time, I thought that the color was low-key enough, but the design was bright, and the style was actually devalued by Fu Ze, Yu Weixiao was heartbroken, and he was also angry: "If you dislike it, don't look at it, the beauties in this pool are all more fancy than me, why don't you go to see them?" ”

"Isn't it?" Fu Ze continued to laugh, with bad intentions, "Originally, I lost my clothes, at least I still have a figure, but now you are really not as good as before, the fat on your waist is enough to make a swimming ring, right?" Xiaowei, a fish who can't swim, if he drowns today, he doesn't need me to save him, and he can float. ”

Yu Weixiao felt that the water around her body was boiling, it was Kankan who was ignited by her own anger, she glared at Fu Ze angrily, eager to press him into the water and drown him completely!

However, because he knew that he was not his opponent in terms of strength, Yu Weixiao could only think about it, except for his eyes, there was no other attack, and he really wanted to splash at him like a shrew, for fear that he would lose his image.

But Fu Ze didn't care about her forced gaze, ordered a glass of alcoholic drink casually, leaned aside and drank slowly, and didn't play in the water or swim.

After ten minutes, the fish that was still rubbing in the shallow water and didn't dare to test the water easily couldn't stand it anymore and asked him, "Why don't you swim?" ”

Fu Ze smiled: "I'm not a little boy who just debuted, when I see the pool, I flutter and plop into the water, like a frog that has been in drought for a long time, I came here, mainly to hook up with beautiful women." ”

Indeed, today is the first time Yu Weixiao has seen him play the image of a public lover in public, no matter how he will stick to his chastity in life, when he arrives in a place where there are beautiful women, he is the same amorous, when he was with him in the past, he always heard many people chewing the root of his tongue in his ear, saying how he and Duan Minshan were proud of their love, in the past, Yu Weixiao didn't care if he didn't see it with his own eyes, and he also pushed all the responsibility to Duan Minshan to bring him to the reason, and here and now, it can be regarded as really understanding, Sure enough, this guy only leaned on the edge of the pool for a short while, and there was really a blonde and blue-eyed beauty who took the initiative to come over and talk: "Hey! YoulooklikesomeoneIknow, Haven'twemetbefore? "What a cliché!

Yu Weixiao rolled her eyes, guessing in her heart how Fu Ze would respond, and said: Miss, you are wrong, how can there be a man as handsome as me in this world besides me? Or do you say: It seems that the two of us are very fateful, do you want to have a drink together?

Of course, it turned out that it was neither, and Fu Ze said, "What'saprettygirllikeyoudoingherealone?" Although it was too straightforward, the other party was happy and unambiguous, and said to the nearest bartender, "I'llhavewhatthehandsomegentlemanishaving." So the two drank the same light blue alcoholic drink, soaked in the edge of the light blue pool, and said some words that Yu Weixiao became more and more incomprehensible, but with the increasingly thick laughter of the two, it can be imagined that it became more and more ambiguous.

This damn bastard! Yu Wei muttered in his heart, tempting himself to come to see him hook up with a beautiful woman, but it was he who was left alone, and walked around the edge of the pool awkwardly, not daring to splash into the water, until a beautiful man with bronzed skin and curly hair, who swam from somewhere, suddenly appeared behind him and asked provocatively: "Beauty, swimming alone, is it lonely?" ”

Actually can speak Chinese, although it is very pimple, but it does not affect the expression, but unfortunately, Yu Weixiao is a married woman, he found the wrong person.

“Sorry,Ican’tspeakChinese.” Yu Weixiao tried to fool him through, but the other party seemed to hear a daxiao words: "Areyoujokingme? I just heard you and your friends speak Chinese! ”

It turned out that he had been ambushed nearby, and it seemed that he couldn't hide, so Yu Weixiao's rhetorical question was like facing a kidnapper: "What do you want?" ”

"I don't want to do anything, I just want to come over and make friends with you." He said, shrugging his shoulders, and a little embarrassed by Yu Weixiao's vigilance, but he didn't intend to give up on the Asian beauty.

In view of this, Yu Weixiao has regained the confidence he should have in his current plump figure even though he is now fat.

"Then you can order a drink for me, and let's talk together, shall we?" The fish that was resurrected on the spot was only small, and it was very comfortable to decide to try the taste of hooking up.

The handsome guy waved to the bartender very generously, and the bartender brought more than ten glasses of alcoholic drinks of different colors on a tray, and the handsome guy said to Yu Wei: "Drink as much as you like!" ”

Five minutes later, Yu Weixiao learned that the bronzed handsome man was named Enzo, an Italian.

Ten minutes later, the two chatted about the weather, and Yu Weixiao learned that there was no tornado forecast in Los Angeles.

"Perhaps, the picture your friend showed you was a very long time ago." Enzo said.

"No, I looked at the date, it's today!"

"That's a science and technology newspaper, specializing in the atmosphere, the universe, living things and oceans, and it's not necessarily related to the date."

“……”

"Your face is not very good, have you drunk too much?" After a while, Enzo noticed that Yu Wei's face was getting blue, so he asked cautiously.

"I didn't drink much, I was just full." Yu Wei novel, in fact, I expected this to be the result, but Zuihou still obediently followed Fu Ze here, if he had taken the plane a few hours ago, he should have arrived in Chicago by now, right? Naturally, he would not be wearing the three-point style that should have been appreciated by An Richu here, and he was ridiculed by Fu Ze.

"Who are you mad at?" Enzo asked.

"My friend, who is also my enemy, the demon I can't escape in my life." Yu Weixiao pointed to Fu Ze on the other side of the pool, gritted his teeth and replied to Enzo's words.

"Did he bully you?" Enzo said, "If that's the case, then ignore him, come with me, and I'll take you to a fun place." ”

"I thought you'd beat him up for me!"

"A gentleman doesn't move his hands."

"Okay, for the sake of you still saying our Great China proverbs, I'll play with you for a while." Yu Wei novel, grabbed Enzo's hand, and followed him out of the pool.