said that Amy and Ren Peng, who were arguing, were not outsiders, but it was actually easy to understand.

Whether it's from Aunt Ren or Xiaoqin's side, I recognize Ren Peng as my cousin, so from my point of view, Ren Peng is also Amy's cousin!

So Ren Peng, you vomit blood when you accompany Amy to play games, it's not wronged! Amy is your cousin's (my) half-sister, so it's your cousin too!

Anyway, I'm ready to die for my sisters at any time, Ren Peng, don't be stingy, aren't you just beaten to death by Xiaoqin (Xiaobawang mode), or angry to death by Amy!

Although it is difficult to explain this relationship in person, I quickly characterized the dispute as a "brother and sister bickering" in my heart.

So I stood between the two of them and said to Ren Peng first: "Cousin, you dissipate your anger, Amy won't really expel you from the team!" ”

Before Ren Peng could respond, Amy stopped first.

"You—you call him cousin!?"

I lied casually, "That...... According to the rules handed down from the Qing Dynasty in Dongshan City, all men who are older than themselves and less than their uncles call him cousin! ”

"Huh? Is there such a thing? Pooh was surprised, and then said to Ren Peng a little apologetically: "I don't know the rules, I used to be called 'great god' and 'great god', or I will call you cousin in the future!" ”

Don't make a mess of Pooh! Amy can be called Cousin Ren Peng from my point of view, who do you want to talk about! And you also believe my nonsense that I obviously lied to Amy, whether you are a native of Dongshan City or not!

Ren Peng only then spoke: "As long as I continue to be the captain of the team, I don't have the same knowledge as a primary school student, and it has nothing to do with me if she fails a few exams......

"You're a schoolboy! Your whole family is elementary school students! Amy, who was already in junior high school, was angry and wanted to let Obama bite someone, but Obama was afraid of Xiaoqin, who was two or three steps away from Ren Peng, and did not dare to rush over.

"Amy, don't worry," I turned my head and persuaded, "A good man doesn't suffer immediate losses, now make peace first, and the days of abusing him in the future will be very long......"

Ren Peng hurriedly stopped me: "Ye Lin, what are you talking about?" Don't treat me as deaf! What do you mean that the days of abusing me in the future are very long? ”

I said in my heart: Anyway, you have been abused by your cousin Xiaoqin for so long and have not died, and now you are abused by another cousin Amy, what does it matter? I'm not afraid of death, why are you so desperate?

So he cleared his throat, "Cousin, you are a college student, there are a lot of adults, and when you play games, there are many people who keep saying that they want to abuse you, a great god, how many can really abuse you?" ”

"That's just as well." As soon as I praised his achievements in the game, he fluttered like a rising cloud.

"That's right, cousin," echoed Pooh, "and you'll make peace with Miss Amy!" Let's play LOL together! ”

Ren Peng was a little uncomfortable being called "cousin" by Pooh indistinctly, but he knew that Pooh had always been confused, so he didn't take it too seriously.

With his hands in his pockets, he said again: "Anyway, as long as I continue to be the captain, then everything is easy to say." ”

Pooh whispered something to Amy, Amy stretched out her hand and pointed at Xiao Qin next to Ren Peng, and asked, "You are really not a spy sent by the violent woman?" ”

Ren Peng was amused, "I was beaten by this cousin so that my eyebrows were bald, and I want to be a spy for her?" ”

Xiao Qin covered her face with her hands shamelessly.

I felt that the situation was tending to be reconciled.,So I whispered to Amy while the iron was hot: "You even have your headquarters in Qingzi School Park now.,Under the roof of people.,I have to bow my head.。 It's a good thing to keep Ren Peng, who is addicted to games, in your team! So he'll be 'under your roof' too!" His father didn't support him in building a clan independently, and taking advantage of his weakness, you can abuse him as much as you like in the future! ”

Amy woke up from a dream and nodded like a little adult, and then a sly smile rose into the corner of her mouth.

"Manservant, you're getting more and more insidious! It won't take long for this to go on like this, and you can compete with your mother in terms of conspiracy! ”

I don't think it's a compliment, the reason why I played a bit of a conspiracy is because of the impact of viral heart disease, my ability to be a "military general" has been weakened, and I have to reluctantly develop into a "smart general".

Besides, I heard my father talk about "The Art of War", "The Monarch", "Anti-Scripture", and "Wisdom Tank", and I knew a lot of intrigues and tricks, but because it did not conform to the Spartan style, I was easily unwilling to use them.

But I don't feel guilty at all about Ren Peng's use! You don't know it, but Amy counts as your cousin! What does it matter if you are abused by your sister once or twice, or 180 times!? The cousin in front of you, I, am not even afraid of death (if I am poisoned by the blue flash butterfly, maybe I will die), why are you reluctant to put on the head, full of blood?

"Well," said Amy, with her thin arms crossed over her chest, her eyes closed, and a haughty look, "since you have come down on your knees and begged me, then reluctantly agree to let the cousin of the violent woman stay in the clan!" ”

Who knelt down and begged you? Are you worried that Ren Peng will launch his father's shili, expel you who failed many exams and insulted the teacher, and make you lose face!

Ren Peng doesn't care about Amy's verbal bargaining, as long as he can stay as the captain, he has no more pursuits in reality.

Seeing that I had settled a dispute peacefully, Penthos looked me with an appreciative look, and then proposed:

"As the saying goes: shake hands and make peace. Since you and Ren Peng have eliminated their differences, let's shake hands to show friendship. ”

Amy "cut", "Who's going to hold his dirty hands!" ”

"Then I can shake his hand on your behalf." Penthos said.

"Me too!" Pooh reached out directly.

"No way!" Amy screamed, "You two are also responsible for applying sunscreen to me!" If your hands are dirty, won't my body be dirty! ”

"Then let Lin shake hands with him......"

"Neither can the manservant! The valet is going to put sunscreen on me, too! ”

Hearing Amy shout, Ren Peng looked at me with strange eyes, as if I was a frenzied Lolicon, taking advantage of Amy's favor, and applying sunscreen to the naked Amy every day.

Although it is generally declared to the public that Amy is my distant cousin (for example, the class president thinks so),But Ren Peng, as the son of the principal of Qingzi School Park,I know more information about Amy,Plus I see Amy calling me "dead manlet" and "dead manservant" on weekdays,I don't think I have the dignity of being a distant cousin.。

Hey, do you have the dignity of a cousin yourself? Who the hell gets beaten up as soon as they meet their cousin!

In Ren Peng's eyes, I was just Amy's "valet picked up from the street", so I just said that he and Amy were not outsiders, and he couldn't contact him as Amy's cousin.

Therefore, he didn't know that he had just left Longtan and entered the tiger's den, Amy had always liked to bully others, and now he was instigated by me, although Xiaoqin is now suffering from androphobia and does not fight Ren Peng, but I have a hunch that Ren Peng will have to die at the hands of another cousin one day.

But anyway, sister, cousin, you died without regrets, right? Whether you can accept it or not, I can accept it anyway! So please continue to be abused by Amy in the future, and then die without regrets!

To my surprise, Ren Peng's life was quite hard, and later, as a shareholder of the team, Amy made all kinds of difficulties and oppression to Ren Peng, and Ren Peng actually survived very high.

It's just that the eyebrows that were originally half-bald have all been lost, and since then he has more of a god's temperament, and he has a return rate of 300% when he walks on the street, and even the little hooligan doesn't dare to provoke him easily, thinking that he may be a lonely master who hides deeply.

At this moment, Ren Peng, who knew nothing about what happened to him in the future, finally reached a settlement agreement with Amy's diplomatic ambassador.

Speaking of Amy's diplomatic ambassador, the rank is also quite high, it is US President Barack Obama...... A dog of the same name.

Zuihou is Pooh holding Obama, asking Obama to stretch out his front paws and shake Ren Peng's hand! Obama still has a condescending expression!

Ren Peng was also generous, holding Obama's front paws, and said very formally: "As long as I stay as the captain, I will take you to play together!" ”

He will not know how much he will suffer later for this sentence.

Even if it's taking Obama to play LOL, it's much easier than taking Amy.

Big cousin or something, it's really not particularly easy to be.

No matter what the future holds, in short, this matter is temporarily resolved, when Pooh and Ren Peng discussed the arrangement of the team, Xiaoqin can talk to me because Ren Peng has gone farther.

"Classmate Ye Lin, that tank of goldfish really didn't ...... me deliberately poisoned"

Remember! Isn't it just that there is too much water purifier? Compared with beating your cousin as soon as you meet, is it more important to have a tank of goldfish!

"Also, there's ...... Ye Lin made a phone call to Uncle Ye ten minutes ago, right? It seems to be asking if I can go to the business hall to find the deleted text messages......"

That's right! After the squad leader deleted the confession text message on my mobile phone, I asked my father with a glimmer of hope to know if the business hall could provide SMS query service.

As a result, my father told me responsibly: It's all right! He has a classmate who works in the telecommunications bureau, and the content of both the call and the text message can be checked!

I was ecstatic, but before I could laugh, my father immediately poured cold water on me:

"Yes, it can be checked, but all telecommunications operators have signed confidentiality agreements, and they can only be checked if it involves national security or major criminal offenses...... And the premise is that the public security department must have filed a case and report it to the relevant department for approval......"

"Even if you work in the telecommunications bureau, if you don't meet the regulations and inquire privately, you may lose your job or even go to jail! I'm not going to ask my classmates to check the text messages for you! What is it that is so important? ”

Sit...... Jail is it? Want to know the squad leader's confession text message, the consequences are so serious that you may go to jail? The squad leader is not a police officer, so why does it feel that the legal department has become the squad leader's mother's family?

Squad leader, you are a bully! I, I'm going to the Women's Federation to sue you!