Chapter 12: The One-Eyed Old Man
"Hurry up and talk about what other features there are. Li Dedao sat back on the bed, picked up the 'He's Bi' and asked eagerly.
"Brother, Sister Sight will leave a light for you......" Suddenly, a middle-aged aunt's voice sounded in Li Dedao's ears, and he was so frightened that his whole body was shocked, and he almost didn't smash the 'He's Bi' in his hand as a hidden weapon.
"What the hell! How can there be a woman's voice. After stabilizing his mind a little, Li Dedao looked around in horror.
"Young master, please don't panic, this is Shibi showing you the newly unlocked entertainment function, playing a sketch for you, so that the young master can be happy every day, this design is not intimate, very fashionable, very humane. ”
"Uh......" Li Dedao opened his mouth and didn't know what to say, saying that you are a created artificial intelligence that also knows what fashion is and what is humanization, you are a demon!
Seeing that Li Dedao was silent, He Shibi continued: "If the young master doesn't like sketches, Shibi can also replace them with cross talk for you." ”
Before Li Dedao could answer, he heard a familiar opening sentence sound: "Oh, there are tens of thousands of spectators here today......
Li Dedao hurriedly stretched out his hand to make a pause gesture and shouted: "Why Guo Degang has run out, stop! Big brother, thank you for your kindness, but please accept the magic power first, this function does not need to be introduced, continue to introduce the others." ”
"Young Master, your instructions are above all else, and as a loyal, reliable, and trustworthy assistant, Shibi will carry out every one of your instructions perfectly. ”
"I've found that you've not only talked a lot after you upgraded, but you've also become very shameless, and you've learned to pat yourself on the back. Li Dedao pointed to 'He's Bi' with his finger: "Hurry up!
"It's the young master. He Shibi imitated a female voice in response, and then immediately reverted back to an electronic synthesized tone and continued: "The second unlocked function ....... ”
"Stop!" As soon as the words began, they were stopped by Li Dedao again.
"Young master, please instruct. ”
"That female voice you just mentioned...... It's familiar. Li Dedao tilted his head and thought about it, and then suddenly clapped his hands and said: "It's Cai Yilin's voice, I like her songs very much, I didn't expect you to imitate her voice!"
"Young master!Shibi will automatically turn on a function according to your preferences every time you ascend, and you can sense that the young master's brain is full of beauties, so Chibi has turned on the voice imitation function, not only will it imitate Cai Yilin's voice, but other female stars you like will also imitate it vividly. ”
The voice of 'He's Bi' was actually full of obscenity and seduction, and it immediately grabbed Li Dedao's heart, so that he didn't have the heart to investigate why there were only beautiful women in his mind, and there was no love and justice?
"Let's give me a different one. At this time, Li Dedao opened his mouth and smirked very obscenely.
"You're so bad! I like it. Shi Bi's voice immediately transformed into a sweet and glutinous female voice.
"Hahahaha!" Li Dedao patted his thigh and laughed: "This is Chen Yihang's voice, I like it, another one." ”
"Brother Black Chicken!" and Shibi's voice changed again, turning into a female voice that made people numb all over.
"Huh......" Li Dedao pursed his lips and said silly for a while: "This is the sound of big chess, I like it too, let's have another one." ”
"早く来てください,早く来てください" and Shibi's voices changed again, but this time it was the female voice of the island country.
As a person who has read countless films, Li Dedao, who has reached the uncensored in his heart, immediately opened his mouth and exclaimed: "I'll wipe Teacher Bodo's voice, ahhahahaha!
There was a chirping of an unknown animal outside the house, and Li Dedao, who had panda eyes, slowly sat up from the bed, yawned, walked to the window, opened the curtains, pushed open the window, and found that the time had come to the early morning.
The breeze blew, a fresh, fragrant, and elegant earthy smell greeted him, Li Dedao's face was full of intoxication, and he took a deep breath and shouted: "At this time, I want to chant a poem, the goose goose and the goose song to the sky, the white hair floats in the green water, and the anthurium plucks the clear waves." ”
"Ouch! Ouch!" As soon as he finished expressing his feelings, he felt a sore pain in his waist, and hurriedly beat it with his hand and sighed: "Old! Old! When I was young, I stayed up all night for a month, and the next day I could still participate in the long-distance running competition of the school games, although I won the penultimate place, but the emphasis was on participating, and now I have been working all night and my waist hurts, and my legs are sore, and I guess I can't climb to the 5th floor." ”
This night's communication with He Shibi made Li Dedao full of gains, and at the same time figured out some of its functions at this stage, and gave his own unique summary.
The first function is that the 'Nine Dragons Power' has been upgraded and strengthened, doubling the ability to take damage and increase strength, as for what kind of level it is in this world, Li Dedao has not made a comparison, so it is unknown, and it is marked as cautious use by Li Dedao.
The second function is the 'language imitation' function, which can not only imitate the pronunciation of those beauties in Li Dedao's brain, but also imitate the sounds of TV programs and various animals, which is directly characterized by Li Tedao as a fast broadcast film and television player.
The third function is more practical, Li Dedao is very satisfied and likes, called 'storage space'.
As the name suggests, it is used to store things, except for living things that cannot be stored, it can hold all inanimate items, provided that it is not larger than its storage space.
Li Dedao roughly estimated, he was so happy that he didn't close his mouth for a long time, and the storage space was actually as big as a basketball court, not to mention decorating the seats and benches, even airplanes and tanks can give you a few to do.
The fourth function is 'absorption, storage and release', which is simple in the name and can be very troublesome to explain, but Li Dedao summed it up simply and clearly.
It is able to absorb the elements of the five attributes of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, convert them into non-attribute energy for storage, and then activate them through specific conditions, which can attack the enemy like magic.
This is also equivalent to absorbing the star Dafa in Jin Dada's novel to absorb other people's skills for his own use, and then use a six-vein divine sword to attack the enemy, without cultivating and learning by himself, as long as the storage is enough, Li Dedao named this function an electric mosquito swatter.
The fifth function is 'Limited Constraint Crossing', which is a very middle two name, which makes Li Dedao a little confused, and after the introduction of He Shibi, he figured out the principle.
That is to say, the crossing between the earth and the other world is not something you can wear, but it consumes a certain amount of energy, which must be converted from gold.
Because the energy converted from gold is the most stable and easily neutralized energy in the universe, and it is the cornerstone of all higher energy.
Now the upper limit of He's energy storage can be filled with only 15,000 gold coins, and crossing once is equivalent to using up 3,000 gold coins, and going back and forth twice will use up a total of 6,000 gold coins, which makes Li Dedao's heart ache, but compared with the ability to cross the two realms, Li Dedao touched his chest and felt quite worthy.
As soon as he finished chanting a good poem, his stomach made a gurgling sound, and the hunger attacked, Li Dedao hurriedly rubbed his stomach and crawled back to the bed, and said with a curse in his mouth: "People in this other world are really lazy, the sun is about to dry my buttocks, and no one comes to tell me to get up and eat, forget it, it's better to lie down again, it's better to fight hunger." ”
Just as Li Dedao climbed back to bed, there were two maids, fat and thin, outside the door, pushing a food cart full of food and stopping at the door, the two first glanced at each other, and then tacitly put their ears close to the door together, secretly listening to the movement in the house.
After listening for a while, I found that there was no movement inside, so I took my ears back.
The thin maid whispered to the fat maid: "What kind of person did you say the princess brought back, who was yelling in the room last night, and he was the only one who was there, but it seemed that he was talking to someone, he ...... Could it be that there is something wrong with the head?"
The fat maid nodded, for fear that if she spoke loudly, she would be heard by the people in the room, so she covered her lips with her right hand, stretched her head to the thin maid's side and muttered in a deep voice: "I think so too, but it's okay if he has a problem with his head, I'm afraid he has a hobby in that area." After speaking, he didn't forget to raise his eyebrows.
The thin maid stroked her not full breasts, making a look of fear, but her eyes exuded excitement, and she also raised her eyebrows and said, "What do you mean." ”
The fat maid patted the thin maid's arm with her hand and said, "Dead! Then the two of them laughed knowingly.
"What are you talking about!" Suddenly, a voice sounded beside the two maids, causing them to jump three feet high and scream.
"Giggles......" A burst of laughter was heard.
The two maids hurriedly looked intently, and after discovering that it was Amy, they patted their chests together and exhaled a long breath, but their livers were still scurrying like fawns.
The thin maid was the first to salute and greeted: "Miss Amy, it's morning!"
"Morning!" Amy replied with a smile, and then the monkey was about to push the door.
"Miss! Don't!" the fat maid subconsciously stopped, she was afraid that Amy would recklessly break into the house and there would be an accident that would make people look at the eyes of a needle.
"Huh?" Amy stopped and looked at her with a puzzled look on her face.
"Uh...... Forehead......" The fat maid didn't know how to continue her words at this time, and after thinking about it, she quickly changed her words and said, "I'll help Miss Amy open the door." ”
Amy smiled very ladylike and said, "Thank you." ”
When the door was pushed open by the fat maid, it was vigorously pulled open from the inside, and then a pale face with bloodshot eyes was revealed, and the fat maid screamed and fell back a few steps, leaning against the wall of the corridor behind her.
It was Li Dedao who opened the door, he heard the movement and guessed that it might be the one who delivered breakfast, so he hurriedly ran to open the door, but he saw such a scene as soon as he opened the door, which made his head full of black lines, and he lowered his head and said weakly: "Anyway, my brother looks so terrifying, he can scare you like this." ”
"Giggles......" Amy ran over and hugged Li Dedao's thigh, and let out a series of silver bell-like laughs.
The fat maid who reacted hurriedly saluted Li Dedao, and said quickly: "No...... No...... No, the adults are very handsome...... Very handsome. ”
The thin maid also hurriedly saluted and said, "My lord is very handsome, very handsome, Xiao Mo was frightened by your handsomeness, my lord, you can bypass Xiao Mo, please." ”
"Poof!" Li Dedao was amused by these words, waved his hand and said, "Okay! I won't blame you for saying that I am handsome." ”