Chapter 118
Chapter 118
Amur Ping has always been proud of his good drinking, and today he was poured into the dark by a group of young men in Daliang, so that the Zuihou people were a little confused, and he also knew that he looked around with drunken eyes: "Ayan-" This thing is trying to go back, there is still a trace of clarity in his mind, and he knows to ask his companions to go back together. The speed update is waiting for you () Baidu search can be done! Look at the latest novels on -_-!music-_-!text-_-!small-_-!say-_-!net (http://) Baidu search
Qin Yu's hateful teeth itched, and he secretly scolded in his heart: Beidi dog! is almost drunk to death, and he still knows to look for his sister-in-law!
With a look, the rest of the men poured Amr again, and Amr was already very drunk, and he did not refuse, but when he really lost, he poured it into noodles and slipped down to the ground in a daze.
The task was successfully completed, and someone mentioned it awkwardly: "San Lang and that ...... Next door? "It's a roundabout proposal to listen to the corner.
Qin Erlang pressed downward, signaled everyone to be quiet, left Amur, who was drunk and collapsed under the table, and walked out first. The group tiptoed to the door of the private room next door, and then rested their heads at the door, uniting closely in the way of stacking arhats, only to hear Sister Rong's voice "San Lang...... What are you doing? When the young lads who were listening with their ears outside the door trembled excitedly, the door opened quietly, and several people who had their bodies firmly attached to the door lost their support, and they fell down one after another, and Qin Yu at the bottom suddenly pressed more air and less air in......
"Start...... Start ......"
Qin Erlang stretched out his hand from the crowd with difficulty, trembling and shaking it twice, to show for help, and in front of him was a pair of beautifully made deerskin boots that leaned over, and then he wanted to raise his head to look at the face of the owner of these boots, but he couldn't.
There are several of them on him!
Qin Erlang can't see Chu Sanlang's face, it doesn't mean that others can't see it.
The person at the top naturally saw the killing intent contained in Chu Sanlang's cold face, and quickly slid down from the pile of people, straightened up and accompanied the smiling face: "San Lang, you are busy!" You're busy! So what...... Sister Rong's friend is next door, and I'll come over and say when I'm drunk, so don't forget when you turn around. It's not late, my aunt is still waiting for me to eat, I'll go back to ......"
He said that he had taken two steps back, and with a swish, he was gone.
Joke!
When Qin Erlang got married, Chu Sanlang went to help, don't look at his cold face, his heart is really black, when he is in the cave room, he counts him as the most fierce, and the idea of tossing the groom is more ferocious than the other, and when it comes to Zuihou Qin Erlang just cries and begs him to leave quickly!
He is going to get married in a few days, and he finally struggled to get married at the age of twenty, and he married seriously, if he was really tossed by Chu Saburo in the cave room, he didn't have the strength to be humane, and it was too late to cry when the time came!
It's okay to watch the excitement, but if it's on the wedding night, it's not worth it!
Among them, the dead pig who has become a relative is not afraid of boiling water, anyway, no matter how black Chu Sanlang's hands are, there is no chance to toss them anymore, and there are also the most unlucky Qin Erlang who has been tossed by Chu Sanlang in the cave room at night with a little bit of revenge, and he wants to see Chu Sanlang's jokes, so he naturally refuses to leave.
Everyone got up one after another, zuihou and even Qin Erlang were carried up from the ground, under Chu Sanlang's threatening eyes of "if you want to see the excitement, don't get out quickly", Qin Erlang was not afraid of death and crossed Chu Junyue and greeted Rong Yan.
"Sister, when will you come back?"
Rong Yan felt inexplicable.
He knew Qin Erlang, but Qin Erlang, who called her "Ah Mei", was a little weird.
Although this product is a little unreliable, it has not reached the point where she is called "Ah Mei" when she sees a little lady.
"Qin Erlang, how did I become your 'sister'?"
"I became married to Alain, aren't you my sister?" In Chu Sanlang's cold knife-like eyes, Qin Erlang bravely crossed him and sat on the stool next to Rong Yan, posing as a jiashi to recognize his relatives and talk in detail, and he was close to Rong Yan.
He had already seen that Chu Saburo was notorious in front of their brothers, especially in the past four years, his face was colder and his hands were darker, and he didn't know how many times he bullied them, even his wedding night, everyone later summed up Chu Saburo's problem, and they all felt that he was the reason for his energy and dissatisfaction.
Also, he is old, he has not tasted what a woman is like, and there is no room at home, and the courtyard is full of old mothers who can kill mosquitoes with age wrinkles, and from time to time he has to go to Daxiangguo Temple to talk to Master Zhiqing behind closed doors to talk about his heart (the matter behind closed doors is purely speculation), even Mrs. Chu has not dared to persecute him in recent years, for fear that when his marriage is mentioned, he will go to Daxiangguo Temple to become a monk the next day.
Every time General Chu went to Daxiangguo Temple, Master Zhiqing praised his family Saburo for having wisdom roots, so that General Chu went to Daxiangguo Temple again for fear that Master Zhiqing would mention it: "Give up your Sanlang and make me a closed disciple, right?" β
In recent years, Master Zhiqing has nagged him to find a closed disciple to inherit the mantle.
Therefore, the old general Chu and his wife finally reached a rare agreement on Chu Sanlang's marriage: he waited for the others, at least there was still hope, it was better than being a closed disciple of Master Zhiqing!
"Qin Erlang, have you married my sister?!"
Rong Yan didn't know the twists and turns of these people, and she was sincerely happy to hear the news. After being happy, he glared at Qin Erlang: "You didn't go outside to spend all day drinking after you got married, did you?"
Qin Yu: "......" Why did he feel that his decision to stay and watch the excitement and recognize his relatives was a bit wrong?!
Immediately he sensed an even greater crisis.
The naΓ―ve Qin Yu always felt that as long as Sister Rong came back, Chu Sanlang would get married as he wished, and the yin and yang would be reconciled, Chu Sanlang's heart would definitely soften, and their brothers would be completely liberated.
It's a pity -
"San Lang, if Qin Erlang carries my sister outside to spend all day drinking, you will help me beat him!" The soft female voice even has a bit of a coquettish taste.
Qin Erlang was stunned by this request!
- It turned out that the first thing he had been looking forward to when his sister-in-law came back was not to free their gang of bitter brothers from Chu Saburo's hands, but to send himself to prison?! Is it all dark from now on?
He turned his gaze for help to Chu Sanlang: Brother! Brothers! We've been good brothers since we were kids?!
His good brother inherited the glorious tradition of brothers who are heavy on sex and light on friends, and replied very happily: "I will beat him and he will not be able to get up!" β
This is the result of being seduced by a woman!
Qin Erlang still remembered in horror that last time, a female student in the academy sent him a love letter and sandwiched it in the lesson plan, he didn't know that he took it home, how did he know that he was turned out by Yu Shilan, and chased him with a whip and ran more than a dozen laps in the yard, zuihou He climbed to the tree and squatted on the tree for half a night before he asked Yu Shilan for forgiveness.
This is still the love letter that I opened without opening it myself. I can't imagine how unimaginable the consequences would be if that love letter had already been opened by him.
The most hateful thing is Mrs. Qin, since he was bullied by Yu Shilan after marriage, seeing that he has gradually become honest, the next time I meet Yu Shilan with a whip to teach him, her old man not only does not help her son, but also laughs at Mimi and moves a stool to knock melon seeds and sits next to watch the excitement...... There is a sense of revenge.
Who let him escape from the blind date banquet arranged by Madame Qin countless times in the past few years? And it's not doing business at all, a kind of rushing towards the path of the elite!
Qin Erlang only felt his flesh tremble, but he heard that the eldest sister Rong interceded for him.
"Don't! Other! If you beat me so badly, my sister will hate me for the rest of my life! He was feeling relieved, and he heard Sister Rong's words later: "You just need to beat him so that Aunt Qin can't recognize him!" β
Her eyes were shining, and her eyes were full of dependence on Chu Sanlang, as if between beating him so that he couldn't get up and beating him into a pig's head, Chu Sanlang's proportions could be perfect.
Chu Saburo moved the bone joints in his hands twice, and only heard the joint horn sound twice, and he replied very lightly: "It's not easy? When the time comes, just greet him according to his head, just beat him into a pig's head, and it's no problem! β
Qin Erlang only felt that the joints in his body were painful, and he couldn't wait to roar at Chu Sanlang: Brother, can we still play happily together in the future?!
The rest of the people who stayed to watch the excitement realized for the first time that it turned out to be ...... It also takes a lot of courage to be a brother-in-law with Chu Saburo.
Realizing this cruel truth, everyone dispersed in a hurry. At least I think that before Chu Sanlang enters the cave room, it is still not suitable for onlookers.
- Dissatisfied warriors are always destructive!
After Amur woke up from bed the next day, he also had a profound personal experience.
He was only sent back drunk, but it was as if all the bones had been ripped off and reloaded.
He didn't remember what happened at all, Zuihou only had Rong Yan in his impression and never returned, and the warm people of Daliang warmly welcomed him with fine wine...... Zuihou he was drunk to death.
As for how to return to the embassy after being drunk...... This matter also needs to be restored from the perspective of others.
"Oh, you were carried back by a young man." That's what an adult said.
He is old, and his speech is more pertinent, and he doesn't easily make up things if he doesn't see it, such as the dirt of Amur, who was carried back, as if he had gone somewhere to have a wrestling match with someone.
Well, maybe the Daliang people also liked the sport of wrestling, and then tried it against Amur before drinking, as for winning or losing...... It doesn't matter.
Friendship first, competition second!
As long as there is friendship, it will definitely be much easier to do business in the future, everyone is here to seek money, not to compete with others, to make money peacefully and low-key!
Although Amur's self-sacrificing spirit is worthy of commendation, there is no need to mention it when he has not done anything now, and he will return to Beidi in the future to discuss meritorious deeds.
That's what the two guards who followed Amr and Rong Yan with said.
"When the deputy envoy was drinking on it, a Lang Jun from Daliang came to instruct, Sister Rong met the deceased, the deputy envoy and Sister Rong's friends were drinking happily, and when they finished drinking, they sent the deputy envoy and Sister Rong back, let us come back by ourselves!" The Daliang people also thoughtfully invited them to a table of wine and food, and the two of them also drank crookedly, or supported each other and walked back, lost several times on the way, and the language was not understood, and when they stumbled back to the embassy, it was almost dawn, where did they know how the deputy envoy came back?
It's Rong Yan's turn, that's what she said.
"Oh, you're drunk, and then the guy who carried you back was also drunk...... A drunk carries another drunk ......" she explained everything with a "you know" look.
Amr understands in seconds!
When he woke up this morning, he stripped off his clothes to look at the painful places on his body, and expressed deep suspicion about the origin of these bruises on his body.
If he is a yellow flower girl and comes back with bruises after being drunk, the ending must be very bad.
But he is a man on the grassland, even if he is in his twenties, handsome (he thinks), and his family background is illustrious (on the grassland), it is impossible for the evil ** that can happen to the little ladies when they are drunk.
After Rong Yan's simple and vivid explanation, he immediately became proud.
Yesterday he had a good record!
Thinking that he has always drunk an amazing amount of alcohol, although the whole person was drunk to death yesterday, but he also overturned a table of Liang youth, I am afraid that everyone is very drunk, but the hospitable Liang youth barely maintained their drunkenness, so they carried him back to the embassy.
For example, carrying a ...... on the way Accidentally threw him down...... Then drag it up and carry it on......
In fact...... It is not wrong for Amr to make up the scene of how he returned to the embassy, but it is worth mentioning that the person who carried him was far from being drunk, not only not drunk, but also very sober.
That person, his name is Chu Junyue!
After scaring away a group of brothers, he carried the Beidi drunkard on his shoulder, and when he came out of the restaurant, Eleven Lang and Qilang both stepped forward to help the master share his worries, but he glared back.
Then, Chu Sanlang held Sister Rong in one hand, and Amur on his shoulder, and walked slowly to the embassy without even sitting in the car. It's hard to imagine whether he made a temporary move or thought that the way back to the embassy was too short, so he chose to measure the past with his legs.
On the way, Amur was drunk and dazed, and his stomach was extremely uncomfortable on Chu Sanlang's shoulder, which made him have to open his drunken eyes to take a look, only to feel the sky spinning, and he shouted vaguely: "Ayan-"
With a "plop", the person on Chu Sanlang's shoulder fell directly to the ground.
Eleven Lang and Chu Qilang, who were following from afar, gently touched their arms, and they felt that the bones on their bodies hurt when they heard the movement.
Passers-by all looked curiously, and under the lights of the two rows of shops on the street at night, they saw Chu Junyue's cold face, only to feel cold, and couldn't help but shiver and hurriedly left.
Chu Sanlang instantly thought of the scene of someone falling off the horse that day and calling him "Ah Yue" in a coma, how similar is it to the scene in front of him? !
It's just a different person.
Rong Yan resisted his forced eyes, and hurriedly comforted Chu Sanlang, who had blown up his hair: "Ah Yue, are you tired?" This guy Amur eats a lot of brains, and he really tires my family! He stood on tiptoe and gently slapped the shoulder he was carrying twice, very concerned.
Justifying something, how powerless and powerless it is, it is still not as effective as actual action!
Chu Saburo felt that it was quite useful.
Thereupon...... Carrying Amur and moving on.
On the way, he took Sister Rong's hand and threw Amr down several times, and when he peeked at her look, he saw that she didn't seem to care at all, so he gradually became comfortable and secretly hooked the corners of his lips.
Where he couldn't see it, Rong Yan looked at Amr with sympathy, and could only pray silently in her heart: Brother, for my happy life in the future, I really wronged you!
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