Chapter 888: A plan to scare Yiguanqin and destroy the world

Hearing what Tang Xiaosheng said, everyone couldn't help but be a little curious, Guo Xiang asked: "Big brother, Xiao Yi is not even afraid of death, do you really have a way to make Xiao Yi really wake up in a dream?" ”

Tang Xiaosheng analyzed: "The reason why Xiao Yi couldn't wake up from the dream was because she was reluctant to leave. ”

"Reluctantly?" Guo Xiangxiu frowned slightly and looked at Yi Guanqin.

Yi Guanqin pursed her lips and lowered her head slightly, as if she was a little embarrassed.

Tang Xiaosheng explained: "Xiao Yi is a high school student in 'X Earth Time and Space', and she will face the college entrance examination next year, and her parents hope that she can be admitted to university, but she hates studying. As a result, Xiao Yi naturally didn't want to go back to 'Earth Time and Space X', but wanted to continue dreaming in Earth Time and Space No. 13. ”

Guo Xiang suddenly realized, looked at Yi Guanqin, and comforted: "Xiao Yi, if you like 'No. 13 Earth Time and Space', you can come again in the future, we welcome it at any time." ”

Yi Guanqin whispered: "I'm afraid that I may not be able to dream of 'Earth Time and Space 13' in the future." ”

"Can't dream of it?" Guo Xiang asked puzzledly, "How can you not dream of it?" ”

Tang Xiaosheng helped explain: "Xiao Yi is right, once she wakes up from this dream, it may be difficult for her to dream of 'Earth Time and Space 13' again in the future. Because it is not easy for a person to repeat the same dream, more than 99% of dreams are only done once. Even though some dreams are very similar, they are actually different dreams. It is unlikely that a normal person will have the same dream repeatedly. Therefore, after Xiao Yi wakes up from the dream of 'Earth 13' this time, she may never be able to return to this dream again. ”

Hear here. Everyone couldn't help but be stunned, they couldn't imagine that this matter was so heavy.

If Yi Guanqin can no longer dream of "Earth Time and Space 13" after waking up from the dream, then this time the separation will be goodbye, and today may be the last time everyone and Yi Guanqin will meet.

When realizing this problem, Guo Xiang, Xiao Zhao, Xiaolongnu, Gan Nineteen Sisters, Ren Yingying and other beauties felt a little more dignified in their hearts, and this kind of goodbye experience always inevitably made people a little melancholy.

Guo Xiang remembered something and asked, "Big brother, didn't Tang Xiaosheng have the same dream continuously, why was he able to repeatedly enter the 'No. 13 Earth Time and Space'?" ”

Tang Xiaosheng said: "Ordinary people can't have the same dream repeatedly, but Tang Xiaosheng is not an ordinary person. He was mentally depressed. Since Yue'er's death. Tang Xiaosheng's depression is getting worse and worse. If you can be depressed to the extent of Tang Xiaosheng, you will naturally be able to have the same dream repeatedly. However, there is no one in ten thousand who is so depressed and so thoroughly as him. Yi Guanqin just doesn't like to study very much. So I wanted to escape reality in my dreams. This is a perfectly normal performance. Many people have been there, and she is not depressed. Therefore, it is unlikely that Iguanqin would dream of Earth 13 again. ”

Yi Guanqin also seemed to want to open it. said: "It's okay, I'm already very happy to be able to dream of 'Earth 13 Time and Space' this time." Here, I experienced a lot of fun things, met a lot of interesting people, and took more than 2,000 baths, which are all very interesting memories. Even if I never dream of 'Earth 13 again', I will remember what happened to 'Earth 13'. Looking at the crowd, "And you." ”

Guo Xiang's eyes were slightly red, and he felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, so he took Yi Guanqin's left hand and said, "Xiao Yi, we will remember you too." ”

Xiao Huang Rong stepped forward, took Yi Guanqin's right hand, and said childishly: "Xiao Yi, I will miss you, do you remember to miss me." ”

Yi Guanqin nodded lightly, smiled and said, "Yes, how could I forget such a cute girl as Rong'er?" ”

"Hee-hee."

……

Although there is a lot of reluctance in my heart, there is no banquet in the world.

After calming down a little, Yiguan Qinwang asked Tang Xiaosheng and said, "Now that the time and space of the entire multiverse are rapidly collapsing, I should hurry back to the 'X Earth Time and Space' and let Tang Xiaosheng find a way to save you." By the way, what can I do to wake up from my dream? ”

Tang Xiaosheng reminded: "If you want someone to wake up from a dream, you have to let her face what she is most afraid of. ”

"What are you most afraid of?"

"Yes." Tang Xiaosheng said, "Xiaoyi doesn't like to study, and the thing you are most afraid of should be the exam." ”

Yi Guanqin admitted: "Yes, when the school holds exams, I always have trouble sleeping, worrying, and nervous. ”

Tang Xiaosheng said: "Since you are so afraid of the exam, then the fright caused by the exam should be the greatest." If you were to take the test, it would be a terrible nightmare for her, and she would wake up from the dream. ”

Hearing the word "exam", Yi Guanqin's face changed slightly, her thin eyebrows tightened, and she asked worriedly: "You...... You're not trying to get me to take the test now, are you? ”

"Yes, it's just for you to take the exam now." Tang Xiaosheng said, "After taking the exam, you will probably wake up." ”

Yi Guanqin thought about it, and after a fierce struggle in his heart, he gritted his teeth, summoned up great courage, and promised: "Okay, I'll take the exam." He bent his eyebrows and asked cautiously, "What are you testing?" ”

Tang Xiaosheng asked, "What is the subject you learn best?" ”

"The best subject?" Yi Guanqin thought for a while and replied, "It should be English and Chinese, chemistry and biology are so-so, and mathematics can only be considered improvised." ”

"So, your worst subject is physics?" Tang Xiaosheng asked.

"Hmm." Yi Guanqin said truthfully, "The most difficult subject I studied was physics, especially the knowledge of physical mechanics, which I always didn't understand. ”

Tang Xiaosheng nodded: "Okay, then you will now take a high school physics exam." ”

"......" Yi Guanqin's face was shocked, showing a look of panic that could not be concealed, and asked in a low voice, "Do you have to take the physics test?" ”

"Yes. You are most afraid of taking physics, of course, you have to take physics, so that you can wake up from your dreams. Tang Xiaosheng said, "Don't worry." The questions that are not too difficult are some basic knowledge of high school physics. ”

After hesitating for a moment, Yi Guanqin took a deep breath and decided to let go of it, secretly comforting himself in his heart: In order to save the entire multiverse, take the physics test and take the physics test, it's just a big deal to be woken up, it's nothing great!

At this time, Tang Xiaosheng's palm flipped over and there was a bang. A white paper paper appeared out of thin air. handed the test paper to Yi Guanqin and said, "Xiao Yi, this is your physics exam paper, you can start answering the questions now." ”

"Oh."

With a mood of seven up and eight down. Yi Guanqin took the test paper. His gaze froze. swept the test paper, and saw such a line written in bold at the top of the test paper - ["Counterfeit Traverser" Physics Subject Level 2 Exam Paper]

Physics Level 2 exam? The difficulty seems to be relatively low.

After roughly scanning the test paper, Yi Guanqin found that it was indeed a physics test paper. There are only 10 questions in total, all of which are answered.

What Yi Guanqin fears the most is the answering questions in the physics exam, but when things come to this point, she can only bite the bullet. After all, this exam is no longer her business, but the fate of hundreds of millions of beings in the entire multiverse. Yi Guanqin must pass this physics exam to scare herself awake so that Tang Xiaosheng can save all mankind.

"Whew-"

Yi Guanqin took another deep breath, calmed down, and then with the tragic mood of sacrificing herself for all mankind, her eyes finally fell on the first question of the physics test paper, and saw that the test paper wrote something like this:

[Question 1]: Xiao Huang Rong and Tang Xiaoyu, two sisters, competed in martial arts at Guangming Ding, and Xiao Huang Rong hit Tang Xiaoyu with a "Eighteen Palms of Descending Dragon", with an attack power of 20,000 catties. After being hit, Tang Xiaoyu performed "The Great Shift of Qiankun", changed the direction of 15,000 catties of force, and rebounded to Xiao Huangrong. Excuse me:

1. When Tang Xiaoyu finished performing "The Great Shift", find out the amount of pressure Tang Xiaoyu was subjected to.

2. If Tang Xiaoyu finishes performing "Qiankun Great Shift", Xiao Huang Rong performs "Dou Zhuan Xing Shift" again, and rebounds 10,000 catties of force to Tang Xiaoyu, find the value of the force between the two little Lori, and draw a force analysis diagram. ”

After reading the first physics exam question, Yi Guanqin's brows couldn't help but tighten, and she fell into hard thought.

"Question 1 is a force analysis, and it doesn't seem to be difficult, so I want to think about it." Yi Guanqin secretly thought in her heart: Xiao Huang Rong used "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending" to hit 20,000 catties of force, and Tang Xiaoyu was attacked by 20,000 catties of force. Then, Tang Xiaosheng used "The Great Shift of Qiankun" to change the direction of 15,000 catties of force, and in turn bounced it to Xiao Huang Rong, offsetting the force of Xiao Huang Rong's attack. In this way, Tang Xiaoyu's pressure = Xiao Huang Rong's attack power - Tang Xiaoyu's counterattack power = 20,000 jin - 15,000 jin = 5,000 jin.

Well, the answer is 5,000 pounds, and the physics level 2 exam doesn't seem to be difficult, this question is quite simple!

Yi Guanqin was secretly happy in her heart and was about to write down the answer. It's just that when she just wanted to put down the pen, a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, and something suddenly came to mind.

"Hey, the algorithm just now doesn't seem right!"

Yi Guanqin's eyes rolled, and she began to ponder again: The force is mutual, when the 20,000 catties of Xiao Huang Rong's "Eighteen Palms of the Descending Dragon" hit Tang Xiaoyu, Tang Xiaoyu actually had 20,000 catties of force to rebound to Xiao Huang Rong. In such a situation, Tang Xiaoyu used "The Great Shift of Qiankun" to change the direction of the attack power of 15,000 catties of Xiao Huang Rong, what does this mean? The effect of force is mutual, even if Tang Xiaoyu changes the direction of the force, when she hits Xiao Huang Rong with 15,000 catties of rebound force, Xiao Huang Rong also has 15,000 catties of force on Tang Xiaoyu, what is the difference between this and not changing the direction of the force? Seems to be the same, huh?

The more Yi Guanqin thought about it, the more she felt that something was wrong, and she began to show an embarrassed expression on her face, and continued to think: However, if you don't change the direction of the force, the final effect will be the same, then wouldn't it be meaningless for Tang Xiaoyu to perform "The Great Shift of the Universe"? No, it doesn't seem scientific! There must be something wrong with the analysis, I'll think again! What is wrong with the analysis?

In order to further open her mind, Yi Guanqin picked up the pen and began to draw the force analysis of Tang Xiaoyu and Xiao Huang Rong on the scratch paper.

Although it is only a simple force analysis question, due to the addition of "The Great Shift of the Universe" and "The Movement of the Stars", the direction of the force has been changed, which has brought a certain amount of misleading elements to the topic.

After painting for more than ten minutes, the more Yi Guanqin painted, the more confused she felt. Due to the anxiety, fine sweat was already breaking out on his fair forehead.

After seeing this scene, Xiao Huang Rong touched her pocket, took out a handful of facial tissues, walked to Yi Guanqin's side, and then wiped Yi Guanqin's sweat with the tissue, and said childishly: "Xiao Yi, come on." ”

Facing Xiao Huang Rong's expectant gaze, Yi Guanqin felt a little guilty because she still couldn't answer the first question. This question was actually stumped. This is clearly not a good sign.

With the mentality of a dead horse as a living doctor. Yi Guanqin moved her gaze down and read the second question on the physics test paper.

[Question 2]: Xiao Huang Rong was playing on Peach Blossom Island one day, and when she inadvertently looked up at a 45-degree angle, she saw a golden dove in the sky. So she wanted to use a pebble to shoot down the golden dove with a "snap of a finger". The distance between the golden pigeon and the little yellow rong is known to be 250 meters. The golden dove is flying directly above at a speed of 15 m/s. The small pebbles shot by Xiao Huang Rong's "Finger Magic Power" have a flight speed of 100 meters per second and a mass of 10 grams. Excuse me:

1: Xiao Huang Rong stood still in place, and then directly shot the golden pigeon with "Finger Snap Magical Power". Find the angle at which Xiao Huang Rong shoots the stone and the kinetic energy when the stone hits the golden pigeon. (Hint: air resistance is negligible, but Earth's gravity needs to be taken into account.) )

2: Suppose Xiao Huang Rong's body is 30 kilograms, and she performs the light skill "Wudang Tiyun Vertical" to take off directly above with an acceleration of 10 m/s, and then shoots down the pigeon in mid-air, may I ask, if Xiao Huang Rong wants to hit the golden pigeon with the maximum kinetic energy, then when should she choose to cast "Finger Magic"? In the process of performing light skills, how much work did Xiao Huang Rong do in total? ”

After reading the second physics exam question, Yi Guanqin instantly became messy, and the picture of Xiao Huang Rong chasing a golden pigeon in the air suddenly appeared in his mind.

As the picture in her mind became more and more chaotic, Yi Guanqin's brain became more and more dizzy, she tried to recall the physics knowledge she had learned and find ideas for solutions, but the more she thought about it, the more difficult it became, and her head became more and more swollen.

When her eyes fell on the test paper again, she saw a large number of physical formulas and symbols appearing on the test paper, which were like dense bees, overwhelmingly attacking Yiguanqin......

"Ahh

Seeing this terrible scene, Yi Guanqin screamed discolored......

……

Earth space-time X.

With a bang, Yi Guanqin suddenly woke up from the chuang.

Glancing at her, she found herself sleeping on a chuang in her bedroom at home, surrounded by all sorts of furnishings: sofas, computers, air conditioners, bookshelves, vases...... Everything in the room was so familiar.

"Just ...... Are you dreaming? ”

Coming back to her senses, Yi Guanqin sat quietly on the chuang, trying to remember the events in her dream. She had just had a dream, a somewhat peculiar dream, which was long, real, and funny.

Yi Guanqin couldn't fully remember the details of the dream, only the general situation. She remembered that she seemed to dream of Tang Xiaosheng, Xiao Huang Rong, Guo Xiang, and that she was locked in a cave, constantly taking a bath, and when she took a bath, there were petals in the bathtub.

"What a strange dream!"

Thinking of some things in the dream, Yi Guanqin couldn't help but smile, feeling that this dream was so funny, and muttered to herself, "Why would I have this dream?" Could it be that I have watched too much of "Imposter Traverser"? ”

Yi Guanqin is now in her third year of high school, and she will take the college entrance examination next year, and since she doesn't like to study, her life in the third year of high school is like a nightmare for her. Because of the college entrance examination, Yi Guanqin often has insomnia, always can't sleep at night, and sometimes even lasts until dawn.

In order to solve the problem of insomnia, Yi Guanqin has thought of many methods, but unfortunately it has no effect. Until a few months ago, she stumbled upon a novel called "The Imposter Traverser" and unexpectedly discovered that this novel actually had a hypnotic effect. As long as you read five chapters in a row, you are guaranteed to be able to fall asleep, and the effect is excellent.

Since then, she has developed the habit of watching "The Imposter Traverser", and in order to prevent the author from putting the novel as a eunuch, Yi Guanqin also specially subscribed to support it. However, she was still not very relieved, so ten days ago, she asked Tang Xiaosheng for an outline of "Imposter Traverser".

This outline has a total of 290,000 words and contains about 900 chapters of the plot of "Imposter Traverser", among which there are also a lot of hidden plots. Some of these hidden plots are deliberately not written, and some cannot be written. But they are still hidden in the story.

After reading this outline, Yi Guanqin's thoughts on the novel suddenly became much clearer, and what she didn't expect was that she actually dreamed of the future plot of "The Imposter Traverser" when she slept today.

At this time, it was eight o'clock in the evening on July 26, 2013, and "The Imposter Traverser" was actually updated to chapter 471, only writing about Tang Xiaosheng winning the Oscar and preparing to retreat to the top of the light with all the beauties.

As for the plot after the retreat, Tang Xiaosheng hasn't written it yet, just wrote an outline.

"I just seem to have dreamed about the future plot of the novel's outline?"

At this time, Yi Guanqin's mind flashed. Suddenly, I remembered a little bit of the content of the dream. "I ...... It seems that I dreamed of 'Earth Time and Space 13'...... Dreaming of Yang Ziwen...... Dreaming of Xiao Huang Rong...... I still seem to be dreaming about ...... Dreaming of a particularly important event...... What is it? Why can't you remember? ”

Yi Guanqin frowned and fell into deep thought. She vaguely remembered that she seemed to have something important to do, but she couldn't remember it a little.

"What is important?"

Yi Guanqin said to herself as she tried to remember. "Tang Xiaosheng seems to have asked me to help him do something...... This seems to be a matter of great urgency...... Very important...... Very...... Oh. That's right. I remember! ”

At this time, Yi Guanqin's face suddenly showed an excited expression, "The universe of 'Earth 13 Time and Space' seems to be about to collapse. Tang Xiaosheng couldn't do anything, so he asked me to find Tang Xiaosheng in 'X Earth Time and Space', hoping that Tang Xiaosheng would use the novel plot of "The Imposter Traverser" to resolve this cosmic crisis! Human life is at stake, I'd better hurry up and find Tang Xiaosheng! ”

Thinking of this, Yi Guanqin immediately jumped off the chuang and hurriedly ran to the laptop in the bedroom, wanting to send a Q-Q message to Tang Xiaosheng and tell him about the collapse of time and space in the universe.

It's just that when opening Tang Xiaosheng's Q-Q dialog box, Yi Guanqin suddenly stopped, laughed and laughed at himself: "Am I crazy, I am really going to send a message to Tang Xiaosheng?" I just had a dream, the things in the dream don't exist at all, the '13th Earth space-time' doesn't exist at all, and Tang Xiaosheng, Yang Ziwen, and Xiao Huangrong also don't exist. What's more, "Fake Time-traveler" is just an ordinary time-traveling novel, how can it be possible to save the time-space disaster? ”

After speaking, Yi Guanqin suddenly felt that his behavior just now was so funny, and he actually took the things in his dream seriously, which was really stupid. If you tell others about this, I'm afraid it will only make people laugh out of their big teeth.

Considering this, Yi Guanqin temporarily decided not to tell Tang Xiaosheng about the dream.

It's just that when she made this decision, the scene of Xiao Huang Rong crying involuntarily appeared in her mind, Xiao Huang Rong cried, and threatened with a small mouth: "Xiao Yi, you actually said that I don't exist, and I won't roast river crabs for you to eat in the future, hum!" ”

When this picture flashed in his mind, Yi Guanqin couldn't help but shake his head, the corners of his mouth grinned, and said to himself with a smile: "It seems that I have been watching "Fake Traverser" too much recently, and I am a little crazy, and I can't help but think of Rong'er. Forget it, for Rong'er's sake, I'll send a message to Tang Xiaosheng, it's fun anyway. ”

Retracting her thoughts, Yi Guanqin looked at the Q-Q dialog box and found that Tang Xiaosheng happened to be online, so she sent a Q-Q message to Tang Xiaosheng: "Mars, are you there?" ”

Thirty seconds later, Tang Xiaosheng replied: "Who are you?" ”

Yi Guanqin: "I'm [Clothed Bird-Beast], the book friend who votes for you every month." ”

Tang Xiaosheng: "Oh, I remembered. Something? ”

Yi Guanqin: "When I was just sleeping, I dreamed of 'Earth Time and Space 13'. ”

Tang Xiaosheng: "Really? I haven't written about 'Earth 13 yet'! ”

Yi Guanqin: "I dreamed after reading the outline you gave last time, 'No. 13 Earth Time and Space' seems to be facing a big crisis, Tang Xiaosheng and Xiao Huang Rong are all hanging by a thread, and they don't know what to do." By the way, Mars, "The Imposter Traverser" is not a tragic novel, is it? ”

Tang Xiaosheng: "Of course it's not a tragedy, it's a comedy." ”

Yi Guanqin: "What if the entire universe of 'Earth 13 space-time' is completely destroyed and everyone is dead?" ”

Tang Xiaosheng: "The story is made up by people, as long as you use your brains, you can always come back, and the world will be destroyed if it is destroyed, it's not a big deal." ”

Yi Guanqin: "Are you sure that even if the entire multiverse is completely destroyed, it will be fine?" ”

Tang Xiaosheng: "It's not that I'm sure, but I'm ready to write like this, the world will not be destroyed, and the plot of this novel has no tension." It's good to destroy the world, and many things will be easier to solve, and some holes will be better filled. ”

Yi Guanqin: "However, the entire multiverse has been destroyed, is this still a comedy?" ”

Tang Xiaosheng: "It must be!" The destruction of the world, this is the end, but also the beginning, rebirth from the ashes, this proper comedy. ”

Yi Guanqin: "Have you thought about the ending of the novel?" ”

Tang Xiaosheng: "It's good, before the novel is signed, the ending of the novel has already been thought out." ”

Yi Guanqin: "Can you show me the ending of the novel?" I'll help you vote for a monthly ticket every month, so you shouldn't refuse this little request, right? ”

Tang Xiaosheng: "We must refuse." Your monthly pass isn't for nothing, didn't I give you the outline of your novel in exchange? If you really want the ending of the novel, you can also vote for 5 monthly passes! ”

Yi Guanqin: "5 monthly passes? [Wipe sweat]. I don't have that many monthly passes, forget it, let's wait for the update. By the way, how long will it take to finish this novel? ”

Tang Xiaosheng: "I've only written more than 400 chapters now, and there are still a lot of plots behind, so I guess I will have to write it for a year and a half." By the way, don't spread the word about it. If other readers know that this novel will take a year and a half to finish, I am afraid that they will be afraid and unable to hold on, or not put too much pressure on them, and they can deceive for a while, first for a while. Okay, don't talk about it, there are still 5000 words without a code today, and it's time to start construction. ”

Yi Guanqin: "Oh, you're busy. ”

……

Earth space-time 13.

Tang Xiaosheng, Yang Ziwen, Xiaolongnu, Chen Yameng, Guo Xiang, Xiao Zhao, Xiao Huang Rong and others all stood quietly, and everyone looked at the same position in front of them, which was where Yi Guanqin disappeared.

A minute ago, when Yi Guanqin was taking a physics exam, her body suddenly became transparent, and then disappeared directly from space, and the process of her disappearance was exactly the same as the process of Tang Xiaosheng's disappearance.

Obviously, Yi Guanqin has woken up from a dream, and she has returned to "Earth X space-time".

"Daddy, will Xiao Yi really go to Mars to save us?" Xiao Huang Rong raised her head and asked seriously. (To be continued......)