Since then, as soon as the weirdo goes online, the idlers in the official hall will ask: "Group leader, have you contacted it?" When will you organize an event? ”

The strange man didn't plan to mobilize the crowd, his original intention was to organize a road trip, most of the members of the group are car owners, let them drive the car out for a trip, it is estimated that there is no problem. The first thing the weird husband asked was the weird wife, and the weird wife seemed to have expected the weird husband to ask her, and she refused: "Whoever loves to get out of the car will get out of the car, anyway, I won't be out." The strange man asked her, "Why?" The strange wife said: "My car is not public, we have a good relationship, I can get out of the car if I really want to go out to play, no one knows anyone, why should I give them a car?" I can pay for whoever gets out of the car, and the AA system is it. "The strange husband touched a nail at the strange wife, so he went to ask Shi Song. Shi Song was also a member of the group brought by the strange man from another group, and they had a friendship, sang together, and ate together after singing. Shi Song is a very practical person, there were five people eating together that day, three men and two women, one of them was a female member named Mei Lin who was very good at drinking, she clinked glasses frequently with a male member named Zhuang Ding at first, and then saw Zhuang Ding secretly playing tricks when drinking, so she said: "I won't play with you anymore, I will drink with Shi Song." Shi Song is an optimist, always with a smile on his face, and there doesn't seem to be the word "refuse" in his dictionary, and he drinks with whoever respects him. He didn't expect Mei Lin to drink so much, and after a few glasses of wine, he felt that he was not her opponent, and said to him: "I'll rest for a while, take a breath and drink with you." At this time, Zhuang Ding picked up the wine glass and wanted to clink glasses with Mei Lin, Mei Lin's eyes lit up: "I don't drink with you, it's not true that you drink." She sat there and waited for Shi Song, and when Shi Song came to his senses, the two of them drank one by one. Shi Song was already too drunk to drink, and he drank so much that he slipped straight under the table, and he was still there to ask for wine. The strange man also likes him, and thinks that this friend can be made, he never pays attention to him, what to say, he said what he wanted to say to Shi Song in the small window, Shi Song heard what he meant, and politely declined: "I have a full schedule this month, I really can't spare time, next month, I'll see when it's okay, let's go out together." As soon as the strange man withdrew from the small window, Shi Song's text message came: "You ask Lele, isn't he driving a tourist car, see if he can drive the big sedan car." The weird man didn't have much hope, if he should have asked in the small window, he went to the group and asked: "Lele, the group wants to organize a play, can you give a ride?" Lele said: "You can go to the suburbs, but you can't go far away." When the strange man saw that he had agreed very happily, he turned to the small window to consult with him. After the time and place were decided, the weirdo made an announcement in the group, welcoming everyone to sign up.

What the strange man didn't expect was that the idlers in the official hall yelled at him every day to organize activities, he really organized it, and he found an excuse to prevaricate, his excuse was a bit far-fetched: "On the 13th, I can't go, I made an appointment with a friend to go fishing that day." ”

Strange man: "What does it matter if the fishing is one day earlier or one day late, can it be postponed, why do you have to go these two days?" It's not too late to go fishing after the party. ”

Official's idler: "We have an appointment in advance, and it's not good to miss the appointment." ”

Weirdo: "Okay, not reluctantly. ”

Official hall idler: "I'm really sorry, I really can't go this time, you guys go, I will definitely participate in the next event." After saying this, he sent a hidden poem: "Strange power chaos is ancient and modern, and the master's book on the Analects of the Confessions." The master and slave are destined by nature, and they are all in charge of the elegance and customs of the world. ”

The strange man replied to him with a hidden poem: "Officials and officials protect each other, and the director of the department has a pair of pants." The idler has nothing to say, and people go to the hook to spend their twilight years. ”

This is the first group gathering organized by the strange man after the group, and he was originally going to go to the Jingdong Grand Canyon, but because many people in the group had been to that place, he temporarily changed his itinerary and went to Baiyangdian instead.

A large sedan chair that can accommodate nearly 40 people sparsely sat only a dozen people, the strange man and the strange wife sat in the front row, after the car drove onto the highway, the strange man stood up and said: "Everyone don't sit still, who comes up to sing a song to liven up the atmosphere." ”

Xianyun walked and said: "There is no musical accompaniment, and there are no lyrics, how can you sing?" Let's compose poems, will we do a poetry competition? ”

Someone below applauded: "Good! Let's start with you. ”

Xianyun walked up and said: "Then I will be ugly: my heart is high and I want to wander alone, and wait for Xian Xiu to pay attention to poetry." Picking poems and gardens to pay tribute to strange husbands, looking for friends alone to worship the stars and moons. ”

As soon as the words fell, applause rang out, and someone cheered: "Good! Good poetry! ”

The strange man called and said: "Autumn is cool, your poems are good, let's try it with her." ”

Qiu Gao said angrily: "I just came up with half a sentence, let them come first." ”

The strange man said, "If you think of half a sentence, make half a sentence first." ”

Qiu Gao stood up and recited: "The fisherman fishes alone in the cold river and snow, and walks and sings from the beginning." ”

The strange man asked, "Who will take the next sentence?" ”

Xianyun walked up and said: "Under the refreshing blue sky, the meaning of the pearl is new." ”

Qiu Gao stood up again: "Sing Jiuzhou, all friends are in the world." ”

Idle cloud stroll: "The scenery calls the true face, and the clouds are wide and the world is fresh." ”

Autumn is high and cool: "The Dragon Boat Festival sacrifices the heroic spirit, and the descendants cherish the rivers and mountains." ”

Xianyun walked and said: "I came up with a whole sentence, the rain man is proud, and Xi Wen is proud. Slightly quiet and spiritual, rhyme and heart. Drink the real Minghua, and make Kun Peng. ”

Qiu Gao shook his head and sighed: "It's too fast, I can't keep up, I'm willing to bow down." ”

Shi Song felt and said: "Now that the society is developed, people have progressed, in the past, poets had to think about writing poems for a long time, and now they come when they open their mouths, everyone's poems are really good, I don't know what to say, only admiration." ”

The strange man asked, "Is there anything else you want to compose a poem?" ”

After a moment of silence, a long male friend came out and introduced himself: "My name is Gong Liwei, my online name is Ant Shangshu, I like to play with jade, which of you has a bracelet, I don't need to look at it, I can find out what color your bracelet is, what color, I can give you an estimate." ”

"You show me." A female group friend stood up.

Gong Liwei turned his back and turned one hand over his back, the female group friend walked over and put a bracelet on his hand, Gong Liwei touched it for a while before saying: "Your jade is not real jade, it is made of glass, sky blue, right?" ”

The female group member exclaimed, "You're god, you don't have a back eye, right?" I bought it at a stall for ten dollars a pair of sky blue. ”

The strange man said, "You really got the right one, who else will let him show it?" Seeing that no one squeaked, the strange man said, "I can touch my hands, I can feel the age and appearance of a woman, and whoever asks me to touch it will come, and I will cover my head now." As he spoke, the strange man took off his coat and wrapped it around his head.