"Go quickly," said Juanny, who came from under the tree and looked at me indifferently, "and I will explain to the squad leader where you have gone, and make sure that no one will catch up with me." ”

It's really a wartime alliance with Xiaoqin! Although Xiong Yaoyue, who is "kindly" reminding everyone to be careful of the pervert, is a pig teammate, I always feel that handing over my back to you is even more unreassuring!

"Hmmm! Then bother you! Strategist! Xiaoqin said solemnly to Zhuang Ni.

"Wait!" I swept at Zhuang Ni with distrust, "What nonsense are you going to talk about this time?" actually said that Shen Shaoyi and I went to open a room...... You've made me bisexual in Pooh's eyes! ”

Zhuang Ni blinked: "Who is Shen Shaoyi?" ”

"Huh? You don't even know about the school grass of our twenty-eighth middle school? You don't know that weishenme is going to say that he opened a room with me!? ”

Xiaoqin was in a hurry to pull me away, and didn't pay attention to our discussion, anyway, she now firmly thinks that I also like boys, even if I don't have a room with Shen Shaoyi, I also have a room with Shu Zhe, right? I guess she thinks so.

"Oh......" Juanny smiled as if she had exhausted her vitality, as if it was death itself that was smiling in front of you.

"I hate men the most, so I won't pay attention to how good-looking a man is, the reason why I used Shen Shaoyi's name is because the last time the squad leader and the loudspeaker visited my house, I mentioned this guy once."

Then borrow flowers to offer Buddha? You're too precise about picking this "flower", aren't you? I've been ruined one after another, and I—I can't get married!

"The toilet is over there." Zhuang Ni raised an arm weakly and pointed in the direction where the principal of the special education school walked up the hill just now, "Xiaoqin is afraid of snakes, you childhood sweetheart can go with her." ”

Deliberately raise the volume slightly so that others can also hear it indistinctly.

"yes!" Xiaoqin immediately cooperated and turned her face red, "People, people can't hold it anymore!" ”

Don't talk nonsense, Johnny! Celery afraid of snakes? She can't wait to keep snakes as pets! She's also going to use the snake as a prop to become your poor faction's super weapon to fight back against the giant 'ru faction!

Wow, as soon as she said that Xiaoqin was poor, she held my arms tightly in her arms, shook her body, and rubbed back and forth! This feeling of non-existence is the most unsettling!

"Ye Lin, if you don't hurry up, as the heroine, I will ...... in front of the national audience"

Which drama are you the heroine of! Who is the national audience? I don't believe that Jonny just made a suggestion and you were in a hurry to go to the toilet! It's definitely pretended! I can't bear to go to the grass!

But think about it carefully, when Xiaoqin disguised herself as a boy, she didn't pull wild like us, she just wanted to find a toilet with a single room or go home, and I was still spreading rumors behind my back, saying that Xiaobawang's little jj was very small......

The result is not very small, it is not at all!

However, I checked my memory and found that I wanted to go to the toilet to drain the water, so I reluctantly went with Xiaoqin.

Being held tightly by Qin's arms, especially by her pair of gong cakes, made me feel very stressed, so I withdrew my hand and only let Qin follow behind my ass like a little tail.

"Ahh Xiaoqin is going to be ghosted! Xiong Yaoyue found Xiaoqin walking down the mountain with me, and hurriedly wanted to come over to stop her, but Zhuang Ni went over to deal with it.

After a five-minute walk along a grassy dirt road, we found a masonry toilet in disrepair with the help of old signboards.

Gong Caicai, accompanied by a loudspeaker, had red eyes, and had just come out of the women's toilet and was startled when she saw me.

subconsciously protected his chest, but he didn't forget to say hello to me: "Ye, Ye Lin, really, what a coincidence!" ”

"Let's go!" The loudspeaker urged Gong Caicai, "Ye Lin's recent estrus period has arrived, you are grinding, be careful that he touches you and is addicted!" ”

When he passed by, he glared at me and said:

"Hmph, I discussed it with the squad leader, and I don't think I can spare you so easily! You're rough-skinned and thick-skinned, and a kick isn't a good thing at all! Caicai is so honest that you also take advantage of her, how can you bear it! ”

Looking at Gong Caicai, who seemed to be crying again, I was embarrassed to bow my head and say, "It's all my fault, Caicai......"

"Caicai is also your name!" The loudspeaker stretched his thick arm sideways to prevent me from approaching.

"That, Gong Caicai, I know it's useless to daoqian, but if you need help in the future, just tell me! As long as it is within my ability, I will definitely help you do it! ”

Gong Caicai was stunned for a moment, but Xiaoqin interjected: "It's not okay to let Ye Lin marry you!" ”

"No kidding! Who is going to marry him? The big horn pouted, "Ye Lin is more qualified to be a thug and porter!" By the way, Caicai, when will your family move, you can let Ye Lin go over to do day work! ”

"Let, let the male classmates help me move, and my parents will interrogate my ......," Gong Caicai said with a crying voice.

"Then let him beat people! Didn't you say that someone was harassing you by stuffing a letter of love into your door? Let Ye Lin beat him! Let him know that Bai Fumei in our class is not so easy to chase! ”

"Beating, beating people is not haode......" Gong Caicai did not agree with the loudspeaker's suggestion, "And stop calling me 'Bai Fumei', every time I hear it, I am ashamed......"

"Cut, what is there to be ashamed of!" The loudspeaker disagreed, "There is a bastard boy on the outside who calls me 'Tu Fat Yuan', I am not ashamed, and I even pressed him to the ground and beat him!" ”

So the big horn laughed and walked to the top camp with Gong Caicai.

"I'm going to pee, you feel free!" Before walking into the men's bathroom, I said to Xiaoqin, who nodded blankly as if she was thinking about life.

What is rare is that this public toilet, although cracks in the masonry can be seen everywhere, but the sanitary conditions are good, as if someone has been cleaning it regularly.

It won't be the glasses principal of a special education school, so let's clean it yourself in your spare time! He went up the mountain today to observe whether there was a fire hazard, and whether he cleaned the toilet halfway!

Don't be so low! When other principals are opening rooms with elementary school students, you are cleaning the toilets here!

For a while, I felt that all the language was overshadowed, and I could only try to aim a little while urinating, so as not to add unnecessary work to the principal of glasses.

"Master!" Someone suddenly called me from behind, and my hand shook and I almost missed, but luckily I was strong.

After speeding up the solution, I looked back and saw that Gonggong Cao was squatting in a pit not far behind me.

"Didn't you just pull wild in the grass? Why is it here again? I wondered.

"Tell Master," Grandpa Cao held up a voice recorder in his hand to show me, "I wanted to secretly take some shots of girls going to the toilet at first, but this toilet was unreasonably repaired, and the men's and women's toilets were actually separated by a big wall......

"Nonsense! It's not reasonable to have no walls to separate it! ”

"What the master taught me was that later the disciple felt that recording a little girl's voice going to the toilet was not empty-handed, but ......"

"But this wall is thick and soundproof, and my more than 1,000 Sony voice recorders can't capture the sound......"

I really want to kick Grandpa Cao into the pit! If it weren't for the fact that your voice recorder is so expensive, I'd have destroyed it all in one piece!

Fortunately, the construction quality of the toilet is good, so it was not succeeded by Cao Gonggong, presumably the construction quality of the special education school is better, right?

I secretly decided that if there was an earthquake in Dongshan City, I would definitely not stay in the school building of No. 28 Middle School, and I would definitely take refuge in the special education school if I had the chance.

"Master, there is another ......" Gonggong Cao begged me in embarrassment, "I have been squatting here for more than ten minutes, and the video and audio recordings have not progressed, and my legs are numb, master, do you have any paper?" ”

Is it "as soon as you take off your pants, you feel it"? Grandpa Cao, you have poop all over your stomach! With video equipment but no paper, do you go to the toilet like this! And don't take off your pants if you don't want to go to the bathroom!

I was angry and threw him the pack of handkerchiefs I had taken on the top of the mountain, and Grandpa Cao thanked him and said that he must repay me by taking an uncensored video of the girls taking a shower.

After grinding with Gonggong Cao for a while, when I came out, Xiaoqin was already waiting for me in the same place.

It seems to have washed my face with clean water, and this toilet not only has tap water, but the water quality is better than that of the 28th Middle School.

I suddenly remembered that Xiao Qinla and I left the camp at the top of the mountain, originally saying that they were going to do some "shy things" with me.

The mood is inexplicably nervous, barren mountains and mountains, lonely men and widows, Aunt Ren is filming in the film and television city, is it possible that Xiaoqin remembered the plot of the H man she had watched, and wanted to "fight" with me?

"Nam no Amitabha ......", "Nam no Amitabha ......", "Nam no Amitabha ......"

Calm down! If I am led by the nose, I will really become a pervert in Xiong Yaoyue's mouth!

And didn't I promise the squad leader to be a useful person to society? At least become useful to the class first, right?

As a result, I just miserably insulted Gong Caicai, and now I am fighting with Xiaoqin in the deep mountains...... What use am I for the class? Is it professional to play with female classmates!

In any case, I was taken by Xiaoqin to a quiet and uninhabited place far from the road.

Passing through the dense vegetation, I saw a bare cliff in front of me, and I shuddered as I looked at the forest below the cliff, who had a fear of heights.

"Sure enough, there is such a place......" Xiaoqin showed a wish-fulfilled smile, "so that I can express my love to Ye Lin......"

Wait a minute! What's going on with the cliffs! Although this cliff is 10 meters square, it is not particularly dangerous, but it is still a cliff after all! There is a danger of falling! What a field war in such a place!

That, don't get me wrong, I'm looking forward to the field battle, I just think Xiaoqin's behavior can't be explained, how can you express your love for me if you bring me to the cliff?

Don't...... I heard that I like not only girls but also boys, and finally I am sad and desperate, and I decided to jump off a cliff with me to die for my love!

Don't! There are thousands of ways to die, but I don't want to be thrown to death! I have a fear of heights! It's almost unstable! Let me go, let me go!