Chapter 813: Watching TV
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"That's it......" the girl sighed, "let's go to the house to rest now, in fact, I'm also a little tired, I spend so much time every day, and I can't stand it for a long time......"
"Tired of using your brain??" Nie Xiaoqing blinked her eyes, "I also use my brain every day, weishenme I'm not tired??" β
"You really dare to say that......" A black line appeared on the girl's head at that time, "Do you call using your brain??" You're calling that fun, okay?? β
"When I was in the master's planting space, I had to understand the master's rules every day, and I never played ......with it," Nie Xiaoqing said unconvinced.
"Comprehending the laws of the universe is from complexity to simplification, not only does it not take much effort, but it can also strengthen the brain and refresh the mind......" The girl rolled her eyes, "I'm different, I use my brain, it's all for research, from simple to complex, the amount of data analyzed is too huge, and the brain ......hurts after a long time."
"Really??" When Nie Xiaoqing heard her mother say this, she suddenly didn't know what to say.
"Of course...... girl stretched slightly, "Come rest with me......
"Oh......" Nie Xiaoqing responded, but her heart was very beautiful, in fact, she had long wanted to accompany her master, but she couldn't leave her master mother here alone, this heart was really the same as a cat scratching a cat.
The girl took Nie Xiaoqing into the Daode Palace, and as soon as the two entered the door, they saw two women lying in the hall, it was Qin Ziyun and a beautiful mature woman, these two were lying on the ground naked, already asleep.
"Move the two of them to the second floor......" The girl glanced at Nie Xiaoqing and said.
"Oh......" Nie Xiaoqing responded, stepped forward, grabbed the hair of the two women, and was about to lift them up.
"Hey, hey......" the girl looked at the black lines all over her head, "I'm asking you to move them up to the second floor, not to let you carry them up to the second floor." Can you not be so obvious about your retaliation?? β
"Hmph......" Nie Xiaoqing snorted helplessly, then let go of the two women's hair, then grabbed their waists, and jumped upstairs.
"This kid is still small...... the girl sighed, "I don't have any background at all, can this kind of thing be so obvious about revenge??" He said. I walked towards the second floor.
"Didn't you say you weren't coming up??" Nie Canglong was sitting in the living room on the second floor, looking at the screenshots of the game with Bai Susu and Nie Xiaoqian, and when he saw the girl on the second floor, he couldn't help but say in surprise.
"It's a little bit, there's no longer any threat to me here......" The girl pursed her lips, glanced around, and couldn't help but nod, "The second floor is nicely furnished, with a modern style." It has a classical charm and is quite flavorful......"
"I'll tell you, I don't like you at all now......" Nie Canglong sighed, "You let so many little goblins bully me together." You don't have me in your heart at all......"
"I don't have you in my heart......" The girl pouted, snatched the remote control from the man's hand, sat down on the sofa in the corner, and then began to dial the table. Why haven't I seen this TV?? It's got to be three hundred inches, right?? β
"This is the biological smart TV I designed,I said Comrade Qin Xiaojun,Grab people's remote controlγ It's a very bad behavior......" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl and said angrily.
"I'll rob it, what can you do with me??" The girl glanced at the man, "Let me tell you, in this living room, this sofa is not very good, it affects the atmosphere a little, if it is replaced by a Taishi chair, it will be much more beautiful......"
"I think the sofa is comfortable to sit on......" Nie Canglong yawned, "Can the Taishi chair be used as a bed?" β
"Modern people, it's because of things like sofas that they become more and more enjoyable...... "The girl gave the man a blank look, "The sofa is something that consumes people's will......"
"I said, can you stop being so foolish?? What's so nice about these screenshots? Nie Canglong glanced at the girl and said.
"Haven't I seen it??" The girl glanced at the man, "Why didn't you record a video??" β
"We're about to change the video, won't you snatch it??" Nie Canglong sighed and said.
"Yes...... Bai Susu ran to the master's side and hugged the master's arm, "The master said that he wanted to watch "Tianlong Babu", which is the part where the second master made a big fuss......"
"The stallion, huh??" The girl rolled her eyes and said angrily.
"Yes, yes, I heard that Wang Yuyan looks the same as me......" Bai Susu hurriedly said.
"Then you have to look at ......" The girl raised her eyebrows, and found the mode to turn on the video on the remote control, and then called up the video recording of "Dragon Babu".
"Duan Yu, do you know who I am??" Zhao Chuanxi stood in front of a young man in a green shirt in a big way, "I am the legendary great immortal, come and worship me, as long as you worship me, I will give you liliang, Xi Rui ......"
"Puff......" Nie Canglong burst out laughing at the time, "Why did you still run out of Xirui??" β
"Hmph......" The girl shook her head slightly, and then pressed the fast-forward button, and the picture suddenly began to move forward quickly, and with little effort, the heroine appeared.
"This is Wang Yuyan??" Nie Canglong looked at the stupid beauty on the screen, and was stunned for a moment, "It doesn't look like Su Su at all......"
"He's just a fool......" The girl gave the man a blank look, and then continued to press the fast-forward button, and the screen continued to scroll forward quickly.
"I said you don't even see it??" Nie Canglong was helpless, "I've never seen a ...... watching TV series like this"
"I'll have to see if there's any ...... me in there," the girl rolled her eyes, "I'll see what kind of person I am in Chuanxi's mind......"
"Uh......" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, "Can he still dream of you??" β
"Not only can he dream of me, but he can also dream of you......" The girl pressed the pause button, and a familiar figure suddenly appeared on the screen, "Look who this is......"
"Boss Li??" Nie Canglong looked at the person on the screen, his eyes were straight at that time, "This person is Qiao Feng??" β
"That's right......" the girl nodded, and continued to fast forward. If my expectations are correct, you should be Xuzhu, Ye Erniang's son......"
"Xuzhu is an ugly monster, how can I be Xuzhu?? Isn't this scientific, you know? Nie Canglong was not happy and said.
"Then look at who he is......" The girl pursed her lips and paused the scene again, "Do you know this person??" β
"Is this really me??" Nie Canglong was dumbfounded when he saw the figure on the screen, "How can I ...... How did I become a cliffless?? Isn't this scientific, you know? It's better to be a virtual bamboo......"
"Hmph......" The girl pouted, then fast-forwarded. Just in the blink of an eye, she came to the section of Tianshan Tong's grandmother, and at this time, the girl's face began to change.
"Stop, stop, stop......" Nie Canglong's eyes lit up when he saw the woman on the screen, and he hurriedly shouted to stop.
"Stop, stop, I'll not stop......" The girl didn't stop at all, but the little silver teeth were squeaking and squeaking.
"That woman was the mistress just now, right??" Nie Xiaoqian blinked her eyes and glanced at her mother. "It's just that he's a little shorter than the main mother......"
"Hahahaha......" Nie Canglong was happy at the time, "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that in Chuanxi's heart, the great Aunt Qin and Grandma turned out to be Tianshan Tong's grandmother." hahahahaβ¦β¦β
"You're still laughing??" The girl was furious at that time, and glared at the man viciously, "Are you looking for death??" β
"I was wrong, I was wrong, I don't laugh anymore. hahahaha...... "Nie Canglong waved his hand again and again, and Le's tears came down.
"Zhao Chuanxi, Zhao Chuanxi, I think you are really tired and crooked......" The girl gritted her silver teeth with a hideous face. Just wait for your aunt to clean up after you, I'll let you sleep with snakes every day......"
"It's not bad......" Nie Canglong sighed, "This ending is quite perfect, it saves Wuyazi, solves the sequelae of Tianshan Tong, and makes Wuyazi live happily with Tianshan Tong, I have to say that Chuanxi This kid is quite thoughtful......"
"Whew......" the girl exhaled heavily, "Chuanxi this kid, he's finished, he's really finished......"
"This film can only be regarded as a documentary, and it was shot from the visual angle of Chuanxi, but the picture is very exquisite, and it looks like the real thing......" Nie Canglong sighed and said.
"I must take revenge on him, I must take revenge on him fiercely......" The girl's eyes radiated fierce glints, and then glanced at Bai Susu, "Susu, send a message to Su Yun, just say that I said it, so that she must have sex with the Wang Ba Lamb surnamed Zhao for ten days every month, and when she has sex with her, she must be transformed into a body at the juncture ......of Zuihou."
"Okay......" Bai Susu immediately responded happily, and then sent a message to Bai Suyun.
"Too ruthless, right??" Nie Canglong's brain was sweating at that time, "I will toss Chuanxi crazy, and I won't ......raise it at the very least."
"How dare he choreograph me like this, do you know he's finished?? What's even more unbelievable is that Boss Li is Qiao Feng, but our eldest sister is not Azhu, this is simply a blind ......," the girl said through gritted teeth.
"This is all a dream, don't take it seriously, okay??" Nie Canglong said helplessly.
"No......" the girl glared at the man, "warn you, if you dare to say a word of nonsense, I'll call all the goblins down there......"
"I won't say anything, I won't say anything......" Nie Canglong heard the girl say this, and his face changed at that time, "You can do whatever you like, I fully support your ......"
"Okay, send it out......" Bai Susu smiled proudly, "She also asked me what I meant, and I said that it was the master's meaning, and the master watched her husband's performance in the dream and got angry......"
"Well......" the girl nodded, "you're pretty good at this......
"Hee-hee......" Bai Susu grinned, "Then shouldn't we look at it from the beginning??" β
"What's there to see??" The girl glanced at Bai Susu, ""Dragon Babu" is the most ugly novel I have ever read in my life, the whole article is a narrow chivalrous spirit, we should watch "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", Guo Jing is the real hero, haven't you heard of it?? What a noble spirit for the country and the people......"
"That's right......" Nie Canglong nodded. Look at the eagle shooting more, you can cultivate patriotic sentiments......"
"Just look at the ...... of the Condor Shooting" The girl directly began to search for the video, "Not to mention, there are quite a lot of videos of this Condor Shooting......" I chose for a long time, but zuihou chose Sister Bai's video, "Watch Sister Bai's performance......"
Suddenly, as soon as the picture turned, a large grassland appeared, and a beautiful little girl was training a stupid little boy with her hands behind her back. The appearance of the little girl, according to the shadow of the rare white sister, and the appearance of the little boy, is naturally Nie Canglong.
"It seems that I am Guo Jing??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "I have to say, Sister Bai's eye for people is still quite good, if this black-bellied woman doesn't bully me, it will be even better......"
"She's teaching you martial arts...... girl pursed her lips and said a little sourly.
"Hehe......" Nie Canglong smiled. In fact, it's better to let her teach me martial arts, in this way, my stupid appearance will definitely make her angry and angry. She's just going to give up on me......"
"Isn't that right??" The girl pursed her lips, "Look at it, look at your age, you should only be three years old." But how can you make the eighteen palms of the dragon descend? ? β
"Jiuyang True Scripture??" Nie Canglong was dumbfounded when he heard the martial arts book that Sister Bai explained to Guo Jing, "This Jiuyang True Scripture appeared in the Condor Shooting??" β
"Look at you stupid ......," the girl gave the man a blank look. Won't Sister Bai first go to Yitian to learn Jiuyang Divine Skill, and then go to the Condor Shooting to tease you? ? β
"That makes sense......" Nie Canglong nodded, "Sister Bai is a land immortal no matter how she says, she can learn any kung fu very quickly, and she has no physical problems......
"What are these seven weirdos doing??" Bai Susu couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded when he saw seven strange people appear next to Guo Jing, crying and shouting to accept him as an apprentice, "It looks so disgusting, but that woman is very beautiful......"
"Wow......" Nie Xiaoqian immediately cheered, "The master is so powerful......
"That's not your master, that's Guo Jing......" Nie Canglong glared at Nie Xiaoqian and said.
"Guo Jing is Guo Jing's ......" Nie Xiaoqian pouted, "but the master ...... Guo Jing is a child, how can he beat those seven weirdos? ? Isn't this scientific......"
"After cultivating the Jiuyang Divine Skill and the Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending, it is too normal to beat the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan......" Nie Canglong sighed, "Sister Bai, this is a completely change in the plot......"
"Look at what kind of kung fu she practiced with the Mongols...... the girl glanced at the man and said with a sneer.
"Do you need to say anything??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "Isn't it the Northern Spiritual Skill that can suck people dry?" β
"Is it good to absorb internal force??" The girl rolled her eyes and said angrily.
"Sister Bai is a land immortal, okay??" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl, "If she modifies that Northern Spiritual Skill casually, the power can be hundreds of times greater, and it is too normal to suck people into human bodies......"
"Sister Bai is really evil...... the girl sighed and said.
"Grown up?? How did you grow up so quickly? Bai Susu couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded when she saw that Sister Bai on the screen had become a big girl like a flower, and Guo Jing had also become what an old man was now.
"No one ......can say for sure what happens in the dream," the girl said, pouting.
"Oops......" Nie Xiaoqian suddenly exclaimed, "Why is it dark this day??" How did Sister Bai get into the old man's tent? ? She also ......"
"She also bowed your lord to the overlord...... "The girl's little face is full of black lines, this white sister is too lewd, right?? There is no chance in the real shijie, so I came to such a hand in my dream.
"Hurry up and change the ......" Nie Canglong's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, "Sister Bai is really despicable......"
"For what??" The girl glared at the man, "I still have to see, how Sister Bai is tossing......"
"This thing is ...... trouble" Nie Canglong covered his face and lowered his head, "I really have nothing to say......"
"Wow, Sister Bai is so powerful, after killing Yan Honglie and Temujin, and cleaning the entire prairie, this is really terrifying......" Nie Xiaoqian suddenly exclaimed.
"Iron corpse Mei Chaofeng, bronze corpse Chen Xuanfeng, when did you become Sister Bai's little brother? ? Isn't this scientific......" The girl said with some surprise and a wink of her eyes.
"Don't you say it, Sister Bai still organizes the rebel army?? It seems that he wants to recover the rivers and mountains......" Nie Canglong looked at Sister Bai on the screen, and couldn't help but shake his head and sigh, "I didn't expect that Sister Bai still has such a national consciousness......"
"It's not ......" The girl's little face darkened, "Sister Bai, it's really insidious and cunning......"
The picture turns again, the righteous army has captured the central capital, the royal nobles of the Jin Kingdom have been wiped out, the Great Dragon Dynasty was established, Guo Jing ascended the throne and became the emperor, and Sister Bai naturally became the queen of the Great Dragon Dynasty.
"I knew that it was so shameless...... "The girl gritted her teeth and watched Sister Bai sit on the throne of the queen, and then choose a concubine wantonly.
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