What is a rapper called?

Someone before didn't know too well because he had never liked this kind of performing art, especially rap in Europe and the United States.

But now, he finally knows, that is: a singer who can flip his lips.

"Hey man, your chick is so hot, have you ever been laid? Flavor...... Well, damn it, I won't ask about this anymore! ”

As soon as I sat down, this one is called Amy. Turner's tall black man hugged Don Xiao's neck very familiarly, and when he frowned, he directly asked an embarrassing and speechless question~squint~squint, although the voice was not loud, but he couldn't bear that Ivanka was next to him.

So, this guy was glared at by someone's hot girl, and he immediately closed his mouth in recognition and raised his hand as if in surrender.

However, just when someone thought they could breathe a sigh of relief, the old black leaned over again and said curiously, "Man, can you teach me to play magic?" That's so cool, I want to be a magician! ”

After he finished speaking, before someone could speak, he immediately said, "Do you need to kneel down and worship the teacher?" Just like Bruce. When Lee makes a movie, he still needs to give you a cup of tea...... By the way, why do Chinese always like to drink tea? I've tasted it, and it doesn't seem to taste as good as Coke. ”

Do you dare to shut up? Is it so self-cooked?

Someone really feels a little dizzy, and I really don't want to deal with this mouthy black buddy, but if you really do this, it seems a little rude.

Therefore, he had to endure the unhappiness in his heart, squeezed out a smile and said, "Man." If you want to learn magic. I'm sure there are a lot of magicians in the United States who are willing to accept your apprenticeship. You're a star after all, aren't you? I'm really sorry, I haven't become a master magician myself, so I won't teach others. ”

Amy. As soon as Turner, the old black, was excited and wanted to ask why, but Brother Chic would not give him a chance, and then said: "As for serving tea and kowtowing, it has become history." Nowadays this kind of thing rarely happens anymore, and in the end, I think tea is much better than other drinks, and you think it's not as good as Coke, that's because you haven't gained weight yet, and sooner or later you will get used to drinking tea, because it has a weight loss effect, although only a little! ”

"Oh my God, that little thing made of leaves can still lose weight?"

The old black said with some excitement, "Damn, it looks like I'm going to have to start learning to drink it as soon as possible." Because I don't want to be fat, I'm looking for ways to lose weight! That's too painful! ”

Brother Chic glanced at him, but saw that this guy's little belly was actually bulging. Obviously, he's going to be blessed.

"Hey man, how many drinks do you think I'm going to have to drink a day to lose weight? You know, my little belly has come out, which makes me very worried, I don't want to become a big fat guy who can't see, in that case, I'm afraid I won't be able to be chic with the beauties! ”

How do I know a hair?

Hearing Lao Hei's chatter, someone really can't cry or laugh, after all, he is not a doctor or health expert, he can know that drinking tea is good for health, this is actually an accident, who cares how much to drink a day?

Still, he said, "I don't know how much to drink, I think it's best to ask a doctor and a specialist!" ”

"Wow, you're so right, buddy!"

Lao Hei grinned and said with a smile: "Yes, I should indeed ask the doctor, well, I'll go after this place is over, but it's a pity that I can't attend the subsequent dinner, it's really a pity!" ”

The corners of his mouth twitched, but he closed his mouth, too lazy to continue to talk to him, because he knew that many black people had the habit of breaking their mouths, and they were straightforward, and once they talked about it, it would be endless, so he didn't want to make himself uncomfortable anymore.

However, if he doesn't care about Lao Hei, it doesn't mean that Lao Hei will let him go!

"Man, did your record really sell 40 million copies? That's a staggering statistic, and my buddies can't believe it, because China has always been a well-known market for the D version, and they can still explode in sales of tens of millions of copies? Hehe, this incident almost scared the scare out of a friend of mine because his new record only sold 1 million copies, which is like an ant compared to you. ”

"Don, why don't you give yourself an English name? For example, Charlie, Ex, Sam...... Don't you like any of these names? And what about Nicholas? Nicholas. Don, isn't that cool? Nicholas. Cage is an Oscar winner, your future will definitely not be inferior to him, right? ”

"Man, you don't have many words! This can't be done, the awards ceremony is actually a social field, you should have a relationship with those big stars Lala, such as over there, see? That bearded, Hollywood's big director Bit. Jackson, if you have the opportunity to enter his sight, it will be developed, and the future salary of 20 million is waiting for you! ”

……

Tang Xiaosa dared to guarantee that he had never hated a person like this before, a person who talked a lot!

Your sister, this black buddy is no longer talking too much, but has been flooded.

Someone just snorted, already showing obvious impatience, but Amy. Turner, the black guy, didn't know anything at all, he still talked with relish, and finally pointed to those beautiful stars YD and joked, which made someone speechless and almost couldn't stand it.

"Don, is China fun? I know that your Great Wall is said to be the only visible structure of the earth in outer space, and you Chinese are really powerful! ”

Can you see the Great Wall in outer space?

Brother Chic almost burst out laughing, this Nima is equivalent to looking at a needle dozens of kilometers away! This kind of obvious lie is also believed? Unless the width of the Great Wall is magnified by 10,000 times, or even 100,000 times.

However, he didn't refute it, no matter how he said it, this was also a compliment, and the other party was still an American star, so he was happy to keep this beautiful misunderstanding going, and nodded thoughtfully: "That's right, the Great Wall is very magnificent, thousands of miles long, it was built thousands of years ago, just like the pyramids in Egypt, it is simply the embodiment of miracles!" ”

He's just finished speaking, Amy. Turner screamed, as if he wanted to say that he must go and see, but at this time, he saw a pair of female stars walking over, and the female star who looked great in front of him smiled and said: "Hello China Tang, I'm Beyoncé, this is my friend Kelly. Roland, she's one of your fans. ”

"Oh, Beyoncé, Kelly, you're here too?"

Tang Xiaosa was slightly stunned before he stood up, and before he could speak, Amy. Turner, the old black, was already happily answered, he and Beyoncé were very familiar, and when they met, they hugged each other, and then they met with Kelly. Roland, the black girl, hugged her.

After doing all this, he said to Tang Xiaosa and Ivanka, who were smiling: "Don, Ivanka, do they still need my introduction?" The members of the legendary girl group True Destiny have been big stars since they were children! ”

If it hadn't been introduced by Ivanka, my brother really wouldn't know who Beyoncé was! Not to mention any real fate.

Tang Xiao muttered in his heart, with a bright smile on his face, he stretched out his right hand to Beyoncé very kindly, and said with a smile: "It's a pleasure to meet you, you are a new diva singer in the American music scene, and you are also very well-known in China, and many young people admire you very much!" ”

Beyoncé is known as the 'dark chocolate beauty', but really, she is more beautiful than Ivanka. Trump's pure blonde beauty is still almost, and the most important thing is that the lips are very thick, which is a characteristic of many black descendants, so the dashing brother actually doesn't like this very much.

Of course, he also behaved very decently, and he also had a good relationship with Kelly. Roland, the pure brunette, hugged without the slightest disrespect or contempt.

And Ivanka is not to mention, as a boss who has now established a personal fashion brand, her communication skills are more than a little stronger than someone, and the two female stars of Beyoncé and Kelly have a very pleasant conversation, and at the end they even made an appointment to go to a fashion party in New York together!

At the awards ceremony, there is not much time left for the red carpet show, even if there are many stars present tonight, not all stars will walk the red carpet, and Tang Xiaosa was already in the middle and back of the red carpet when he walked the red carpet.

So, although the few people chatted happily and harmoniously, Kelly. Roland did look like a fan, and asked Tang Xiaosa a lot of questions, but no matter what he said, when the words "Please gentlemen and ladies sit back in their seats, please start the audience to enter the stadium soon" came out of the loudspeaker of the Sports Institute. Roland said goodbye and left.

"How's Beyoncé? You don't seem to have a lot of excitement, do you? ”

Black Boy Amy. Turner relapsed and whispered, "Don't you think her chocolate skin is great?" And her figure is also very good, no worse than your girl! ”

it! Why did Lao Tzu sit with you?

Brother Chic is really speechless, he is now nostalgic for the seating arrangements of those award ceremonies in China, because according to domestic practice, a star like him will never fall among a bunch of unnamed black singers, and he must be with the award favorite.

He couldn't bear it, he could only pat this guy on the shoulder, and then said very seriously: "Man, you have a lot of words, I just want to wait quietly for the opening now, do you understand?" ”

"Oh God! You're really ...... Well, I'm not going to say that, man, and I wish you all the best for your prize and a good show! ”

Your sister, that's pretty much it!

Tang Xiaosa finally showed a relaxed smile, nodded and hugged his arm and said, "Thank you for your blessings, I also hope you can stand on it next year!" ”

"I will, definitely, I'm one of the new rappers!" Amy. Turner showed a mouthful of white teeth quite confidently, and also followed someone's example, leaning on the back of the chair with his arms in his arms, waiting for the party to officially begin! (To be continued......)